>cousin who acts like your big sister and looks like your (hot) mom>you can romance her and marry herFor me Unicorn Overlord was a important milestone in normalizing wincest in vidya.
She's also one of the best units in the game.
>>730815826Also the best wife in the game>she's so ready to be bred by her cousin that her reaction to a proposal is just "I'll be taking that ring now"
>>730815643>willing to be the side piece as long as she gets to have your babiesjesus christ vanillaware, i can only get so hard
>>730815643>>730815826>>730816045>>730816234They sound great
>>730815826Eh, she's still the weakest out of all the female leads, even after the buffs.
>>730815643Keep the bloodline strongI like her as a character and a unit, she has the "big sister I grew up with" element but is also confident and challenging
>>730817006Just think that not long ago your parents would happily get you married with your cousin but (((((((((((they)))))))))) didn't want men to be happy
For me it's the lioness.
>>730817779Breeding thighs for the purpose of leg locking
>>730817779Errrr autist here what did she mean???
>>730818061ponos in vagooo
>>730818061"baby now"
>>730816234>whore with zero respect for herselfMiss me with that shit
>>730815643Every bitch in this game is stupidly hot. God bless the Japanese.
>>730819468It's incredible how many 10/10 girls they were able to fit into one game
>>730816234I liked Melisandre but Rosalinde ended up being too perfect.
What's Vanillaware up to anyways? I'll buy anything they put out.
>>730816234Last thing I see before I die.
>>730822648>t. Galerius
>>730822729Funnily enough, yes.Although I ringed Leah for my first playthrough, not knowing what awaited during the final battle. If it wasn't for her usually useless meteor slash, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
>>730815643>not a fluffy racistNot my wife
>>730819468Alain is so lucky to have Scarlett as his wife and Chloe as his sexretary
>>730817443(((((They))))) wanted easier to control mutts is why
>>730817779She’s so fucking hot
>>730817779Protagonist seems like a jerk if his first thought is polygamy
>>730824092yes
>>730815643>missed this kino on sale at the beginning of the monthIs the combat any decent despite the auto mechanics?
>>730824160He's actually your very typical retarded shonen lead, romance wise. Super innocent about romance.
>>730824198Now edit her farting!
>>730824472>innocent>his first thought is about getting himself a haremNah, Alain is far from being dense
>>730823092FleasDog breathStupid looking muzzleDumb legsI don't understand furries at all
Total Mellie marriage and victory.
>>730824452That's like asking if the combat of a Fire Emblem game is decent.Except in UO, you can watch your squads stomp the enemy squad by doing synergistic things, comboing, debuffing, buffing and saving each other, and all with awesome Vanillaware animation and sound design.Unless "combat" is only when you press buttons and stuff happens.The actual programming and customizing of squads and individual units is also very fun.
>>730824452In a nutshell, it's all about programming. Picking the squad leaders based on intended role, giving them synergistic support, and adjusting the priority of their usable skills based on conditions makes it so that there's a lot to consider with every single squadIt's such that by the endgame, it's worth watching even one-sided stomps play out, since you might see an interaction play out in a way you didn't anticipate, and can then tweak it after the skirmish.
>>730824807>you can watch your squads stomp the enemy squad by doing synergistic things, comboing, debuffing, buffing and saving each otherI mean that’s what you do in persona. But I’m asking do you have to choose all these options during the match or how does it work?
>>730824654>Dumb legsIt's feet. Digitigrade animals like dogs, cats etc walk on their toes.
>>730824976>it's worth watching even one-sided stomps play out, since you might see an interaction play out in a way you didn't anticipate, and can then tweak it after the skirmish.Not to mention its extremely satisfying.
Doctor, doctorGimme the news
>>730824976Got you, thanks
>>730824452Vanillaware games have mediocre-at-best gameplay. The entire appeal is with the girls. Only bother playing the games if you have the special kind of waifu autism that makes you want to play/watch everything your waifu is in, otherwise it's not really worth it.
>>730815643>VanillaWareWide as an ocean and shallow as a puddleI'm not gonna okay or buy this garbage but I will jerk off to the porn
>>730825214Love this dork.
>>730825325>Wide as an ocean and shallow as a puddleBut enough about your girth and intellect.
>>730825314It's not even good for that. The waifu content is shitty tweened animations and 3 sentences of dialog I never understood the hype for these games it comes off as entirely inorganic >Omfg look at the hot cousin jpg sister wife >Play the game>3 lines of dialog locked behind hours of shitty gameplay
>>730825420>immediately thinks about dick out of nowhereYep that's a Vanillaware cuck alright. Porn addicted retard who will pay 80$ + tip for a jpg to give him the love his absentee father never did
I don’t know how the combat system in this game is simultaneously so complicated and so simple. The skills, the turn order, I feel like you need a PHD to understand, it’s basically impossible to know beforehand how it’s going to play out. I gave up trying to figure it out and just slapped units together til I found something that worked. But the actual gameplay is just, move unit to place, autobattle.Top tier waifus though.
>>730825495>and 3 sentences of dialogYou never played the game.
>>730825181>処刑Nice optionFuck Melisandre
>>730825360Yahna was my first love but I’m also weak to girls like her.Green hair is just too powerful.
>>730825557Holy projection, no one mentioned dick until you, pal. He was calling you fat
>>730825557Girth is the measurement around a persons waist. Im afraid you just described yourself again fag.
>>730825576You're just straight up lying lol. It's hyperbole but the point still standsIt's zero substance shit, play for a bit unlock few sentences play more. >omfg THE HECKIN JPG said she wants to marry me after the war (you'll get a sliding text box at the end that barely describes what happens with no CG)
>>730824979>>730825219Here's an example with a little bit more detail.This is Josef, an early-game crutch character. He's a cavalry unit with both offensive and supporting skills, and he innately has 2 AP (Action Points) and 2 PP (Passive Points). When his turn in battle comes around (based on Initiative), he'll choose an AP skill (the ones colored red) to use.From this example, his highest-priority skill is Heal; but he's set to only use it if one of his squad members has less than 75% HP. If all of his allies have more than 75% HP, he'll instead spend his AP on Slice, and it will target the enemy with the lowest HP.The blue PP-based skills will activate automatically, in response to other units' actions in battle. Holy Barrier, for example, reduces the damage an ally will take, while Pursuit will allow Josef to perform an additional attack against an enemy just hit by an ally. However, with only 2 PP to use, it's possible that Josef will spend all his PP on things you don't really care about (for example, reducing the damage of weak attacks from fast foes).In this case, you can set conditions on these Passives as well, like, say, "Only when Allies are below 50% HP" for Holy Barrier.There's a good amount of complexity to it, especially as you shuffle individual units between squads to get the most out of synergies between them.
>>730825810>>730825819Nobody says girth to describe weight, a normal person just says fat. I get you're probably some sort of retarded porn addicted retard who just learned a new word but it doesn't change the fact the games garbageEven fire emblem has more substance than this irrelevant trash. You're welcome for keeping this shit on the catalog btw, vanilla cuck employeeHave another pity bump on me
>>730825832No, you seriously never played the game.Not only are the ring scenes longer than three simple lines of dialog, they are also surprisingly well written.Furthermore, the ringed character (not just the waifus) also show up during the final confrontations with Galerius and Balthro And ironically, picking the wrong choice here is the best option, since you get the best scenes. And it's not just lines of dialog, there are also animation differences, sometimes subtle. Like how they react to the rings power.Oh no, there are no complicated dating mechanics or something like this. Nobody pretended that it has anything like that. But it certainly is not "just 3 lines lol".
>>730824654>these health issues humans had before civilization existed would be present in this fictional humanoid race that has civilizationFucking crayon-eater take
>>730825991Its literally the default use of a basic word. This will be my last reply to you because you are either genuinely retarded or pretending and there is little difference between the two.
>>730815643Cant wait until my wife arrives
>>730826059>so well written the garbage story is discussed even less than the garbage auto battler gameplay in favor of discussing the 3 line dialog waifusLolLmao even
>autobattlerAh, so that's what we are dealing with.
Sex with Alain's mom while Galerius is still on
>>730815643such a warm game, truly a love letter to gamershttps://youtu.be/tMVI36OVKkw?list=RDtMVI36OVKkw
>>730826197>uses a word wrong and awkwardly (you wouldn't say someone has Girth in that context but rather would use it as a measurement)>realize what a stupid faggot you are and end the discussion entirely after using fucking Google to confirm your own retardation Holy retard you're definitely American
this guy is still talking about dicks
>already feeds me and embarrassed himself busing a word entirely wrong >Don't feed the trolls!Lmao bitch I'm keeping your shit thread alive more than the faggots who dumped pics and left Still not leaving Still informing any would be buyers this is auto battler garbage with zero substance and the proof is the zero gameplay discussion in this entire threadWomp womp
>>730826760>AI slopKill yourself along with the shit posting retard, faggot
>>730818521>>730817779Don't keep her waiting, she's not one for patience.
>>730826942>says this in a thread where the game uses AI kys Luddite retard
chloe omorashi
>>730825991Lmao you’re fucking seething. Die mad faggot.
>>730816381She's a tank and all around A tier like Alain, just not all around S tier like he is. Putting them in the same unit is overkill but it just feels right. Running RP squads is the way to go anyway, way more fun that way.
>>730827932>so desperate for engagement he replied again after saying he wouldn't lmao okay "girthy boy." Need another bump for your garbage auto battler? Here's another minute on the catalog on me. Btw this post has more dialog than your average troon ring conversation
>>730824979In short, you equip and "program" your units pretty much anytime, but don't actually control them in combat. So you want to make smart commands and clever unit compositions, either as a solid generalist or a specialist to shut down specific types of enemy units.
>>730815826Yunifi with minimal investment dodges anything and kills everythingYahna has super useful utilityVirginia just stays still with her exposed defenseless butt and low initiative and keeps tanking attacks
>>730817779Nasty butter churn shaped bitch.
>>730824979>>730828342Think FF 12 if you’ve ever played it.
Bump
>on sale right nowi'll probably pick it up, played it on an emulator when it released but didn't get very far, shame the joycons give me cramps
>>730824979It's an autobattler, no idea why the retards replying are being disengenious about it. There is no gameplay. You set up your units and watch the movie
>this guy is still seething hours laterThanks for the bump, here’s another
>>730815643wincest is onli with tWins. It's right there on the name.
>>730815643Why the fuck is incest so fucking popular
>>730815643I don't even consider cousins incest anymore at this point.She's a top tier waifu though. High up there with the furry, the owl, and the flat dark elf.
>>730826942That is not ai you braindead and eyeless retard.
>>730835296The unfortunate reality of people not having great families and that getting wires crossed when puberty happens and their body craves romantic affection before it’s even found stability in familial affection.
>>730815643You got any druid lasses? Maybe a monster grill?
