when will the harvestmoonification of minecraft end?
>>730828506Define harvestmoonification.
only the people of /v/ could be mad about this update
>>730828775Updates like the baby mob redesigns are apparently for girls who want "comfy farm sim" games.CFS games would've been derived from Harvest Moon, or derived from games derived from HM.
>the most famous minecraft enemy ever>visually iconic>mechanically iconic>its face appears in the game's logo>mojang doesn't care about it and keeps shilling evil villagers and pigmen insteadWhy?
>>730829127Creeper is bad game design, we wouldn't add it in the current year, please understand
>>730829056Okay, that does make sense. No, I don't know how to stop or even slow it at this point.
>>730829173It's actually very very good design.
>>730829127creeper just works the way it is, it's just that based
>>730829127>mojang doesn't care about itMost of Mojang *hates* the creeper because of its "no fun allowed" suicide bombing
>>730829056>Updates like the baby mob redesigns are apparently for girls who want "comfy farm sim" games.This shit pisses me off because while Harvest Moon has always been a chill farm sim it still had realistic/dark moments. Now everything is happy go lucky positive shit and you can't have things like old people dying
>>730829127He needs an update. A visual redesign with different variants to better camouflage himself in whatever biome he spawns, a buff to his drops, a nerd to the environment destruction he can cause and a buff to the actual damage he does to the player.Add a rare baby variant that move faster, have a shorter fuse but basically does nothing but scare you due to extremely small explosion.
>>730829056Only womeme and trannies are playing mineshart now, play real videogames you fucking nigger
Agnes is a stupid cunt, so until she leaves never.
>>730830408>every single video she's in>announcing the scrinkly bumpo, a new passive mob that clogs up your spawners and does nothing but look cute for trailers and merchandise while tanking the framerate>all said while you can hear the spittle squelching between her horse teeth
>>730828506Mojang have been adding a bunch to the game but it all feels super useless. Everything they've added recently feels like its exists laterally to all their other bullshit
>>730829938>different variants to better camouflage himself in whatever biome he spawnsExcellent suggestion.
>>730831682there's a mod where the creeper changes its color to match the block it's standing on, it's not perfect but it's enough to catch you off guard sometimes.
>>730828506I see everyone defending these but I just think they look utterly soullessthe baby animals being smaller versions with stupid big heads was funny
>>730832242someone did a mockup with matching mob eyes and they look much better
>>730832164https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/creeper-overhaul This seems way better than that.
>>730828506nigga this is a game for literal childrendo you really want to waste your time getting mad at this?
>>730832462anon I don't want fifty different creepers
>>730832436definitely better but I still prefer the big ol' heads
>>730832529>I want my game to have LESS content, pleaseI'll never understand Minecraft autists.
>>730832524>says this while clearly not being on /v/ when Notch was posting hereMinecraft used to be a game for everyone then Bedrock and Timmy with his mom's credit card happened
>>730829127Unironically I think it's (good) corporate meddling from Microsoft, surprisingly. They probably looked it over and thought or at least considered in all these years, then the moment someone at Microsoft got a sniff that they were messing with the most successful merchandise face, they shot it down.Same how Steve still looks pretty much the same and they added a bunch of original character that have no relevancy except maybe for Alex (and that was because she was the first default variation).Count your blessings, Mojang WOULD fuck this up if they tried.
>>730832752>don't refine what's already in the game just add more superfluous variations>more = betterthe microslop mandate
>>730832943How is creepers adapting to different biomes not refining what's already in the game? It's not superfluous either as it helps them blend into their environment.
>>730829938>>730831682Problem is if they change the creeper it'll be a PR nightmare. Literal, actual, real Autists will have mental breakdowns on twitter and go on selfharm level suicide campaigns if a single pixel is changed. Look what happens whenever they change a single line of code regarding redstone, INSTANT auti meltdowns everywhere.
>>730833094So does the singular mob changing color. If anything I'd say giving them unique models makes them stand out morehttps://modrinth.com/mod/camo-creepers
>>730829779>Now everything is happy go lucky positive shit and you can't have things like old people dyingThis pisses me off, too. All forms of "comfy" games have just become utterly sterile and devoid of intrigue. When everything is infinitely positive it just gets boring.
They need to stop adding animals in general. Who asked for bees and pandas.
>>730828506They should have actual NPCs and then let me fuck them
>>730828506dont like it? dont update, faggotwhy wouldnt they add stuff to the game? who would play a game that stayed the same for over 16 years? are you a retard by any chance?
>>730834565>who would play a game that stayed the same for over 16 years?bait
>>730829127Cool it with the antisemitic questions
>>730834875niglet
>>730828506>why stop it?
>>730828506Having baby animals just be small versions of the adult ones was lazy Notch faggotry.Glad to see them changing it.
>>730834952NIGGER, say it with your chest latinx
>>730829127Be grateful that the most iconic mob is immune to Mojang's deNotchifaction campaign.
>>730829127>Why?Incompatible with the modern direction of the game (One of the confirmed design rules from Jeb's design bible is that any new mob added should not be able to affect the game world.) and a persistent reminder that Notch made the game what it is. They can't remove it, so they just settle for sidelining it if they can.
>>730829127The creeper is already perfect as is. I don't want them adding stupid modifications to it.
>>730829938I always liked the creepers from Primitive Mobs.https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/primitive-mobs
>>730829127He's perfect already
creepers are cute
>>730836667this one doesnt blow up, it blows you
>>730828506>wasting an entire "update" (that we know just get four times a year) on redesigning baby mobs (most of which are either downgrades or barely changed anything)even with its devs going full retard I really do hope hytale becomes succssful enough to force the devs into putting some actual effort in
>>730835603>(One of the confirmed design rules from Jeb's design bible is that any new mob added should not be able to affect the game world.)That explains a lot.
>>730838425Its also partially the same for Enderman. Enderman used to be able to grab any block in the game but it kept griefing people's builds and redstone. Now it's only allowed a small amount of "non- building blocks" like generic stones, dirts, and sand. With some exceptions.
>>730828506barely a single cool thing has been added in the past 10+ years, they just add obscure shit you need to travel two hours away for, while losing all your items in a cave somewhere with no idea how to get back, and any treasure you find is just a few potatoes and a diamond. they don't even want to add weapon variety
When did the deNotchification officially start? I want to know which update to commit to and refuse to go any higher.
>>730838824game really hasn't gotten any worse, it's gotten slightly better but that's about it. caves and cliffs made cave exploring much more fun. they rarely touch older stuff, which if you don't follow update logs, you'd be hard pressed to actually find what's new if you've been away for two years
>>730829586>"no fun allowed">here, stuff your face every five minutes or starve to death>here, we added <USELESS FUCKING ANIMAL THAT DOESN'T DROP ANYTHING>>here, have a cool down effect on your sword because fuck you>sleep EVERY THREE NIGHTS or an annoying flock of FAGGOTS will come and rape you
>>730838647thats so fucking gay, it should be the complete opposite with them targeting player placed blocks to keep them awareit would also make minecraft way more tense and actually add some sort of spookyness which all other "horror mobs" fail at
>>730828506>harvestmoonificationThat sounds way more interesting than it actually is.
>>730828506What harvestmoonification? The game currently has no direction under the current leadership
>>730838647>>730840919nah the enderman shit was annoying, at least with creepers you can see them coming, endermen you would just notice shit being gone without you ever seeing them
>>730829056Okay, but unironically how does this affect you PERSONALLY?
>>730832874>filenameIronically, Efe is the only new skin I can actually remember
is the system actually deep?can it be reworked by modders to make for interesting pet breeding and leveling or something?
>>730829586>hate creeper's suicide bomb>buff its damage so much that a point blank explosion (plus the resulting fall damage) can one shot a player in full diamond armorWhat's the logic behind this? Why'd they make it stronger if they hate it so much? Were they hoping players would complain and ask for the thing to be removed?
