>indie game with nice visuals >It's either dodgeslop or parryslopWhy is it every SINGLE TIME
>friendslop
parryslop, rollslop, blockslop, dodgeslop, dashslop, man, just play a shmup
slopslop
>>730831748Made upName three (3) of those
>>730831748>this but its a deck builder
>>730831748What slop do you like?
>>730831867>he plays shootingslopshiggydiggy
>>730831921Hollow knight Silksong Nine sols
>clickslop>shootslop>talkslop
>>730831748What do you suggest devs use in lieu of dodging and parrying then?
>>730831748>indie game with [thing I personally like]>it's [thing I don't like]slopevery god damn time, holy shit
>>730832004So you just don't like sidescrollersJust say that?
>>730832021Literally anything else other than "dodge/block at the correct 0.15 second interval and then punish!"
COZY
>>730832115so stand still and get hit?
>>730831748Play arcade genre games. They're way better and challenge your genetics so it feels good and hurts more
>>730831748>indie game with nice visualsI have yet to encounter one
>>730832115feints are the core strategy of all combat dude, even if a game doesnt have iframes or a dash/roll you just use your normal movement to avoid attacks.
>>730832171Luna nights got it right. So did the original metroidvania, and the old alien games.
>>730831834Beavers are kind of cool.
>>730831748You can't just affix -slop to a genre and except to be taken seriously.
>>730831748>he really plays graphicslopGet a load of this guy
>>730832182Outer Wilds>inb4 "NUH UH!"Not an argument.
>>730832004>estrogenslop
>>730831748Parry THIS
>>730831748You don't actually enjoy video games.
>2D action game lets you dodge through enemiesWon't even touch it.
>>730832320How bold of you to talk when you play electricslop
>>730831748i'm making a storyslop game with some puzzleslop on the side
>>730832442Then why do I enjoy games that don't rely on crutch mechanics
>>730832437It was not his turn to attack. He should get good.
>>730832014Quit fucking around and finish my hydroelectric station, minion!
>boss attack covers 85% of the arena >boss teleports around at will>try to block, input gets ghosted >no input queuing >take 90% health damage Yep it's unity engine indieslop
>>730831748Seems hyperbolic
>one single word makes people with bad taste lose their mindsIs it the n word for gamers?
>>730831867>just play proto-dodgeslop
>>730832682Please understand it's hard to code skill queuing when we have one(1) entire 3 hit combo! Btw buy our sponsored plushies!
>>730832630work work work
>>730832682that's when you pause the game and quit to main menu and load back in. its faster than dying, sis! and you wont lose your currency
>>730832948>lose your currencyi'm also tired of bloodstainslop
>>730832831bobrslop
>>730833003Indie games with arisu marriage?
>>730831748Thanks Looneytroon!
>>730831748I HATE PARRYSLOP I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
>>730833003Why did this get deleted???
>>730831748as long as it isn't rollslop
>>730833404>I hate parry slop because I can't get good! :(This is what you sound like, BUSTER!
>>730832021Prediction and outmaneuvering Monster Hunter does it and it's the only good way to do combat with enemies that are supposed to last longer than a few seconds
>>730831748>want to make a game>see this>people ain't gonna like my shit anyways>drops it>plays 15 year old emulated game to forget the pain
>>730831748threadslop
>>730832139the nigga that drew this drew her getting her face pooped on
You guys know that parrying isn't a video game invention right?
To think that it all started here with goyslop. Leftoids were even warning that the sanitized use of the word slop was dogwhistling.
>>730832437It literally comes out frame 1. How was I supposed to know? This is just bad game design.
>>730833404postslop
>>730833789I play lance, blocking is the best.
>>730834240Typical janny
arisuslop
>>730834240zased
>>730831748
>>730831748>hfw I consummate our marriage
>>730834240donald aren't you suppose to be busy attacking allied nations
>>730831748blame soulsfags for treating their games like they are the pinnacle of gameplay
>>730833210Gorgeous art.
>>730835881Ah, yes, Mozart 2x in one ear and The Bible in Mandarin in the other ear, fire gameplay.
>>730834438Unless you build absolutely entire into blocking, you're not going to block everything though. Besides, out of the "heavy" weapons (GL, GS, etc.) Lance is the most mobile one with the triple step
>>730835881RAP GOD
>Arisuslop
>>730837218Hey I'd play that.
>Hobbies — Video GamesWhat vidya do hebes play?
>>730838108Hytale
>>730831748Explain what's wrong with games that demand timing to avoid or reduce incoming damage.Better yet, just explain why you hate Onimusha and Sekiro instead.
I still can't believe people complain about the rise of soulslikes. Did you fags not even SEE what combat was like before dark souls became popular? It was ALWAYS just fucking MASHING. JUST FUCKING MASHING AND SHIT. IT WAS AWFUL.
>>730838108>34kgimagine
>>730838427mashing at 200 apm is better than rolling 1000 times and pressing attack once every 2 minutes
>>730831748She's fucking 12
>>730838568I take it you don't like fighting games, strategy games, RPGs (any type), or any FPS or third person shooter that requires reloading or swapping weapons, or taking cover, then?
>>730838365I'm not homosexual enough to be OP, but I find it shit because it's usually a tactical requirement. It undoubtedly takes the most skill so devs usually give it the most damage bonuses, defensive bonuses or whatever else you can grant. This leads to stifling variety, who gives a shit if your game has magic and ranged if simply parrying every enemy is the highest DPS? So I'd rather focus melee on a positioning and predicting kind of gameplay instead of "press button at the right time to win". Or TLDR: because it's either unrewarding or OP, stifling variety.
>>730838597OUT OF TEN
>>730838427These are all devil may cry and other no stamina management comboslop button mash games. They're simply outing themselves as autists with no patience or mechanical skill.
>>730838597>>730838802>butt hurt!EVERY TIME!
>>730838427>Did you fags not even SEE what combat was like before dark souls became popularYes, it was unimportant background shit. A means to hinder your progress, an obstacle. RPGs meant talking to people, learning about the world, getting better gear and advancing a story. Even games that DID focus on combat, like Monster Hunter, did combat better than any Soulslike could ever hope to achieve.
>>730838925>I never actually liked combat anyway!Lucky for you sony makes more and more walking simulators you can enjoy you fag
>>730838427>timed blocking and attacking didn't exist before Dark SoulsI hate how much you fucking retarded troglodytes ruined the industry. You should all be crucified.
>>730838979>>I never actually liked combat anyway!Correct, or I'd play fighting games or similar slop. I like RPGs, not whatever the fuck you try to peddle.
I can feel the thread destabilizing, great powers are brewing.
>>730839309I recognize those girls!
>>730832004Silksong is positioningem althobeit
>>730839309middle girl is absolute sex I really need to use her tight lips as an onahole to cum loads out in multiple times a day
>>730838597yeah, all 12 of me at the same time
>>730839101Did you really not grow up at the time? You know how everything is just movieslop, or openworldslop, or extractionslop, or friendslop nowadays? the same type of shit was happening then, just with different trends. One of those trends was the simplification of combat systems. It takes an industry shakeup to change those trends. Why do you think people complained about piss and shit filters back then? Did you think that meant every single game released with a piss and shit filter, no, it was just a stupid amount of them. I'm not talking about edge cases, I'm talking the majority. Sure, I said "every time" because I'm pissed off at this historical revisionism and exaggerated, but my point stands you little shit. Bite me.
>>730832437i want this to be real but i can't tell anymore
>>730839309>I can feel the thread destabilizinghey, at least the jannies tried to keep it on topic at the start
>>730839806The fact that action rpgs like Kingdom Hearts 2 and DMC3 alone with unmatched combat to this day proves you're full of shit.
I'm tired of this bullshit man, I deserve a 12yo gf, why the fuck did I have to be born in the one single period in all of human history where cunny is forbidden?
>>730840227Because you are a slave. This is how it feels.
>>730840227>where cunny is forbiddenIt's not, you're just not rich enough to get it. Born to the wrong family, too bad.
>>730839656Many people are saying this.
>>730840305The state won your women and it gives them whatever they want.
what's the alternative to parryslop or dodgeroll slop? whiff punish slop? punchingbag slop?
>>730831748And if it was 10 years ago it would be a boring third person cover shooter. Its a trend based on what seems to sell the best.
>>730840469actual blocking
>>730840124
>>730837218>not Arisulop
>>730838108>Really hates being called "Arisu", finding it a childish name.>Arisu is
>>730840124>Kingdom Hearts 2>unmatched combat
>>730841020
>>730841026kh2 final mix combat is superior to like 99% of action gameskh2 base game is a really weirdly balanced experience that generally lacks most of the polish that made fm as high quality as it was, but even with that it was exceptionally good. resource management in that game was kino, forms were kino, the magic system was kino, the finishers were kino, the bosses were kinocritical mode and shift from goofy spam to reflaga spam elevated it to a 9.9/10
>>730832014Ouuughhh.. I love rubbing my belly
>>730841026>didn't even bother trying to name anything betternigger
>>730842814>can you name something tastier than a turd on the road?Why should I entertain that?
>>730839973I don't think it is because who would be willing to film a hippo that closely
>>730842929niggerfaggot
>>730831748>Indie game has phenomenal boxart, promotional, art, animated trailer, character design, etc.>the in-game visuals is gameboy-tier pixel artALWAYS
>>730842814>>730842929>>730843152Be nice, you big bullies! :c
>>730831748>indie game >it's indieslop
>>730831748>I don't want to play anything that requires a reaction time at all!Got the perfect game genre for you.https://store.steampowered.com/category/strategy_turn_based/
>>730838365NTA but, "rollslop" wasn't bad when it's was only just Demon Souls and it's cousins, at least then you can simply avoid them and lay another game. But now every other video game and their cooking mama spin-off seems like they wants to be a Demon Souls.
>>730843680So what are you saying here, you want action games to return to being buttonmashers with infinite stamina where you can get hit 500 times before dying?
>>730843751_ _ _Y E S _ _ _ also Demon Souls isn't an "action game" nor is it even a ""character action game"", it's more like a "character 'survival' game" if anything; a "Dodge & Slash", than a "Hack & Slash". Also not every action game is DMC; "Arkham-style", & "like-God of War-but", were things.
>>730844175>_ _ _Y E S _ _ _Well I don't. That genre can stay dead. There is nothing more mind-numbingly boring than juggling pinatas with inflated health pools for 10 minutes.
>game has no gameplayI whine>game has gameplayI whineWhat in the fuck do you faggots even want? The industry isn't just going to be boring outdated early 90's PC games forever, even though you can find plenty of new things like that cashing in on your nostalgia if you want anyway.
literal skill issue
>>730844260>goomba fallacy
>>730839973Best I can come up with that predates major AI development is this CBC article from 2018.https://www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks/may-19-2018-psychadelic-science-understanding-kilauea-up-close-hippo-poop-kills-fish-1.4667264/flushing-hippo-toilets-smother-fish-in-african-rivers-1.4667344At the very least, it seems that hippo feces volumes are no joke.
>>730838365because once it's expected that the average player will be able to iframe through most attacks, the only way to increase the difficulty is to make doing that increasingly hard, ie fakeouts and long attack chains, which i personally find really annoying even when i've gotten good at it
>>730844909
>>730844909>girlGay
>>730832139>she sees your uncslop
