>>730835441Does the air smell funny to you guys?
>tranny gets shot in the head out in the middle of bumfuck desert>looks like you had a five carrot string of bad luck
>>730835441I WAS RAPED BY A BUG.
>>730835441>Meet qt girl>Flirt her up>She's actually a cousin >This is the third time this yearNew fucking arrivals when?
>>730835441Hey my radio isn't working too well, can anyone help me? I'll smack bugs and cook for you if you do.
>>730836907Yeah but i want issue #69 of grognak the barbarian "callous cunny" in return. GAAAAAAARYYY
Why does the protectron smell like shit?
>just a bunch of vault dwellers yelling "SAAR!"
>>730837917Gari?
>>730835441Whose fag idea was it to let in this random dude in? All he did was loot the whole place and leave without saying anything. I want my anime figurine collection back
Gary?!
You mean use my cock?
Back of the knee maybe?
I hate videogames. Yesterday the Overseer and the Janny beat me up and took my rations for not getting all the achievements. Faggots keep saying that outside the vault you only have to play videogames on the weekend instead of every day. They're full of shit
Do you guys think Vault 69 had some sort of Coffee Courtesy rule in place?
>>730837430...you know that doesn't exist as an issue, dumbass.
>>730838245Vault 68*
>OVERSEER LOG>Experiment to see if one can create a group of people to confidently talk about game quality without giving them the ability to actually play said games has proven successful.It is self-sustaining now, and no means of ceasing this behavior seems to be possible, however.
>>730838129wat?
Someone came in the food synthesizer again.
>>730838246Fix your own radio then, faggot.Dont come crying to me when you shock yourself, I have 10 medicine and 0 fucks to give
>>730838601Yeah seems like you have 0 speech to give too.Okay boss, see you next week.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS DELETED MY FALLOUT 76 AND BETHESDA ACCOUNT?
Someone shoved food in the cum synthesizer again.
>>730836585No one will ever believe you
Hellow, fellow vault dwellers! Sure has been toasty today, how about us guys hit the showers and I can wash your backs?
>>730839012>showersVERY EVIL MUTANTS LIVE THERE. They are very evil indeed. They have 12 penises and will insert them into your orifaces
>>730835441WHy the fuck are there no girls here...*sigh* i'll die a virgin
>>730835441
>>730839528Dont tell overbitch but ive been dipping fleshlights into the FEV barrels. Results are promising so far.
>>730840098I'm telling on you
>>730840098That explains so much but also so little.
>took a shit in the water supply because I was bored>now they are sending some fucking dork outside to find a chip to repair it or something
Alright, which one of you chucklefucks shat in the air filtration unit?
>let jeets in>suddenly everything has poo in itfigures
Guys, I'm starting to think the All-Clear signal isn't coming
>>730840806So that's why there are so many shit posters/v/ is a shitty pajeet street now I understand
>>730840856Oh yeah it's coming alright.>giganigga_auuuuuughhhuhghhhhhh.mp3
>>730835441Guys. Please shower.
>>730835441so uh... does anyone here know how to grow veggies, fruits and stuff?no, Farming sims don't teach you that.
>>730841006LOL
WHO THE FUCK CLOGGED THE TOILETS AGAIN GODDAMNIT
>>730841106No idea, hehe.
>>730840856two more weeks
>>730841149This guy should've been sent to a vault where everyone else is a racist>OVERSEER HELP THERES A FILTHY FAT NIGGER IN HERE
>>730840856Nothing ever opens.
>It's just everyone screaming "SAR" or "YOUREBROWNYOUREBROWNYOUREBROWN" over and over
That's it, I can't take this anymore, I'm going out. I will not spend another day locked up here with you fags, enough is enough, I will never come back and doesn't even try, no one can stop me this time!
>>730841232Going outside is GAY.
Cracked the vault door open a bit and saw a cutie raider girl foaming at the mouth when she saw me. Do you guys think anyone will notice if I let her sneak in for a day or two?
>in the dead of night, trying to sleep>suddenly hear an absolutely deafening fart echoing through the halls>this is immediately followed by a guy moaning really loudly and screaming YAMETE in a high pitched voice>which is, in turn, followed by two gunshotssuch is life in the /v/ault
>>730841456Hate to break it to you but sounds like your vault has been infiltrated by commies.
>>730840856Don't forget, you're here forever
>>730840856Give it another twenty years or so.
Give it to me straight, is the TV show as bad as people say? The shit I'm hearing about it genuinely makes me curious.
>>730841921There are some interesting storylines (like Norm's) but overall its pretty shit, worth a hatewatching though
>>730842019Might check it out then
gonna have a cheeky fuck session with my niece. only problem is they used to be my nephew
>>730842019Is he playing a deeply closeted ghoul man?
>>730841921It's like 50% total mediocrity with 35% egregiously bad TV and 15% actually great moments.It's kind of worth watching just to see some shit in live action but you're gonna walk away from every other episode thinking about how shit it is
>>730842424That sums up what I felt about s1 pretty well. I haven't bothered watching s2 yet.
>>730842236Fucked up thing Norm would have 100% been on the Fallout show just because
>>730835441What's the experiment?Everybody love gaming but no good games are made?
>>730842692>I walked through blood and bones looking for my brother in Shady Sands
>>730842704putting together a 1000 people who really, deeply hate each other but share the same hobby
>>730835441So is anyone here actually a white male?
>>730843159>So, this is my promise to the people of the New California Republic. I will not eat a single morsel of food until Robert House is dead and buried!
>>730841921If it didn't have the Fallout branding, I would have dropped season 1. It's very generic. I'm going to watch season 2 only because it's set in New Vegas, but I don't have high hopes.
