Why do elves always think they're better than everyone else?
>>730838159That behavior was promised to them 3000 years ago... because they live 3000 years. And no other reason.
>>730838159because they are, dumbass
>>730838412post ears
>>730838159because they are, dumbass>>730838449he doesn't have to!
not enough helf wives in this game
>>730838498Agreed. And you can't marry the best one.
>>730838449round as the day I was bornbut also if I had the option to live on the Summerset Isles sipping wine and plowing banana pussy all day I'd do it in a heartbeat
>>730838626Altmer women are taller than Nordic men
>tfw no dunmer gf to call you an n'wah while she rides you and strangles you
>>730838780he's standing on a stool
>>730838652Nigga you'd get kicked out in an instant for not being a purebred Altmer
>>730838159Dunmer are JewsAltmer are ChineseBosmeri are Pajeets
>>730838780Not more than the 6’ 7” tank I RP as.
>>730838159Because they were based on white people. Have you not seen the main character syndrome of the average white man?
It's a simple fact that they are>Live longer>Better at magic>Better with a sword>Mogs the human empire multiple timesMen need to understand that Mer are the future for the world and we are simply better in every way
>>730839014>>Mogs the human empire multiple timeslollmao
I don't care what anyone thinks, vanilla Taarie is my favorite skyrimfu and I marry her every playthrough.
>>730838895and that's a good thing!
is there a single bosmer wife in vanilla skyrim
>>730839187no bosmer wives or husbandshttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Marriage#NPCs_available_to_be_married
>>730838159You can marry one of them. She gives you profits from their business and also make snarky remarks.
>>730839348Todd...
>>730839187>bosmerLow tier lore.
Fine, I'll play Skyrim again and marry Taarie
Brelyna my beloved
Why did Todd prevent the player from marrying a khajiit
>>730838652>round as the day I was bornWhat?
I fucked an elf in the summer of 2003
>>730839694he wanted them all to himself
>>730839767Liar
>>730839382>>730839348I just add the marriage faction to Beleval from the Dawnguard>>730839443Top tier wives though
>>730839653This, too bad about her hair style in vanilla.
>>730838159Elves are hideous
>>730838934I thought Khajiits were the jeets.
I love ElvesI'm so glad nothing bad ever happens to them
>>730840118I figured they were more Arabs or hell even Gypsies really so yeah kinda pajeet
>>730839348Dark Elves are uglier in Skyrim than in Morrowind. Jesus.
>>730840118They are. Bosmer are more like vietgooks or native americans
>>730840423god I bet bosmer girls stink so good
>>730838159Because they are written to be so. And the only way to nerf them is to use stuff like>muh human indomitable spirit (however that works)or>muh few births and small populationWhich of course begs the question: Why use a race like them in your fiction if you're gonna proceed to shaft them as well? Weird.
>>730838159The Thalmor forget that they are just human beings that were tricked by the Woodland Man.
>>730839014You get raped by humans constantly
>>730838159Is there a mod for marrying them both at the same time?
>>730840956>Why use a race like them in your fictionwatch gattaca
>>730840956>Why use a race like them in your fiction if you're gonna proceed to shaft them as well? Weird.Because elves are overrated and boring as shit in every fantasy universe. Might as well just make them the jobbers of the universe because they suck that hard anyways
>>730840207Gypsies are literally just pajeets that emigrated to Europe hundreds of years ago. Same genetic stock.
haughty high elf women are made for madly falling in love with men that they spent years mocking, getting married, having multiple children, then spending the rest of their naturally long lifespan mourning their lost human love after he is cruelly taken from her by man's tragically short time allotted to them on nirn
>>730841791Do you just hate your wife too much to become immortal?
>>730838938haha 6 7
>>730838159They don't. They adopt a haughty facade as a coping mechanism for the kalpa long losing streak to the mannish races.
>>730841791How do kids work with interacial couples in elder scrolls? Does it do the generic "the kids are always the race of the mother" thing?
>>730843571>the kids are always the race of the motheryes
>>730843571Yes, but after successive generations of intermingling, hybrid traits emerge. Hence, the Bretons.
what's stopping us from genetically modifying irl humans to have knife ears?
>>730845161fear and common sense
>>730846006in las vegas
>>730840956>Make Elves>Turn them into vegansNot broke, don't fix it
