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This specific Nintendo Direct was originally planned for release one week after Mario Tennis Fever, but it seems that with the reception of recent titles like PokeLegends Z-A and Metroid Prime 4, along with a lackluster holiday season ultimately forced the upper board to push the Direct forward a lot sooner. A bunch of our usual suspects submitting trailers and footage for us at NoA to edit had to submit them a lot earlier this time around. Really tired of being overworked so here's a basic overview of the Direct:

>Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave is scheduled for release on May 8th
>Human Fall-Flat: NS2 Edition will stealth-drop on the eShop mid-direct
>Human Fall-Flat 2 is scheduled for release in Summer of 2026
>Phasmphobia will launch for Nintendo Switch 2 on February 18th.
>Hazel Autumn, an indie farming simulator with light RPG elements will release in Spring of 2026
>Super Mario Bros. Wonder NS2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park is scheduled for release on February 27th
>Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition will stealth-drop on the eShop mid-direct, physical release is scheduled for March 12th
>The DuskBloods is scheduled for release on April 24th, a special DuskBloods Nintendo Direct will air some time in March with game director Hidetaka Miyazaki
>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is scheduled for release on March 2nd
>Hollow Knight: NS2 Edition will stealth-drop on the eShop mid-direct, a short teaser for Hollow Knight Silksong: Sea of Sorrow is also shown
>R-Type DX: Music Encore is scheduled for release on February 20th (was originally meant to be a stealth-drop)
>Rhythm Heaven Groove is scheduled for release on April 30th
>Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition is scheduled for release on April 17th
>Professor Layton and the New World of Steam is scheduled for release some time in Summer of this year
>Wes Ball and Shigeru Miyamoto then showcase the first teaser of the upcoming The Legend of Zelda movie, set for release on May 7th, 2027
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>Final Fantasy VI HD-2D, a complete remake of the SNES classic is being actively co-developed by Square Enix and Acquire, set for release in 2027 exclusively for the Switch 2
>Mina the Hollower will stealth-drop on the eShop mid-direct
>Monster Hunter Wilds will release for NS2 on April 9th
>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 will release for NS2 some time in Summer 2026
>both Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition and Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition will release for NS2 some time in Summer 2026
>Etrian Odyssey Next is scheduled for release some time this year exclusively for the Switch 2.
>Grand Theft Auto V Enhanced will release for NS2 some time in Summer 2026
>Custom Robo: Hyper Assault will release for NS2 some time in 2026
>Bloodstained: The Scarlet Engagement will release in May 2026
>an Untitled The Legend of Zelda RPG by Monolith Soft will release sometime in 2026
>One More Thing: The direct cuts to an unknown rural Shinto Shrine with Shuntaro Furukawa kneeling and blindfolded in the center, Masahiro Sakurai then walks on-stage holding a katana in hand and then says something vaguely Arabic for 3 minutes straight (we have been instructed to not translate or subtitle this part), afterwards he does the cleanest fucking execution I've ever seen, beheading Furukawa in one clean swing. Sakurai, now speaking Japanese, states that Satoru Shibata will assume direct control of Nintendo Co. Ltd. effective immediately, Meteos 2 is his next game project, and that you should never ask him for anything ever again. He then walks off-screen giving the middle finger to the camera, as the screen fades to black and the fully red and white Nintendo logo pops up, signaling the end of the Direct.

Welp, that's the Direct. I already submitted my resignation to NoA earlier today so I should be clear of all NDA charges, any more questions /v/?
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Holy based, I'm back onboard.
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>>730838695
>>an Untitled The Legend of Zelda RPG by Monolith Soft will release sometime in 2026
Would be kino if trtue.
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>>730838695
>Final Fantasy VI HD-2D
You lost me here
I won't be seeing what the punchline was
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>>730838676
[Bruhs in Japanese]
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>>730838958
chigyu ceo
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>>730838676
>Phasmphobia will launch for Nintendo Switch 2 on February 18th.
This thread is Fake and gay but it should be the far superior Forewarned
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>>730838695
>>One More Thing: The direct cuts to an unknown rural Shinto Shrine with Shuntaro Furukawa kneeling and blindfolded in the center, Masahiro Sakurai then walks on-stage holding a katana in hand and then says something vaguely Arabic for 3 minutes straight (we have been instructed to not translate or subtitle this part), afterwards he does the cleanest fucking execution I've ever seen, beheading Furukawa in one clean swing. Sakurai, now speaking Japanese, states that Satoru Shibata will assume direct control of Nintendo Co. Ltd. effective immediately, Meteos 2 is his next game project, and that you should never ask him for anything ever again. He then walks off-screen giving the middle finger to the camera, as the screen fades to black and the fully red and white Nintendo logo pops up, signaling the end of the Direct.
i believe this
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>>730838676
>Mina the Hollower will stealth-drop on the eShop mid-direct
Nice try guy.

>One More Thing
kek
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>>730838676
lmao I'm glad this is fake because if it wasn't then somehow Nintendo was about to outdo their September direct in terms of shit.
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>>730838695
>and that you should never ask him for anything ever again
Motherfucker, you don't get away that easily. Where's Kid Icarus Uprising 2?
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>>730838676
>Etrian Odyssey Next is scheduled for release some time this year exclusively for the Switch 2.
This is less believable than the spoiler.
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>>730838695
>Etrian Odyssey Next is scheduled for release some time this year exclusively for the Switch 2.
fake and gay
no way the negrophile snoys at faglus actually do this
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>>730838676
>Direct is the same day as my birthday
Huh, neat.
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I missed those fake Directs.
Sntich 2 was so underwhelming even the usual larpers couldn't come up with something
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>>730838676
Such a shitty lineup of announcements that I would unironically believe this leak
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>>730838676
>really tired of being overworked
Protip for fakeleak fags, this line doesn't make it any more believable.
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>>730838695
>One More Thing
big if true



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