Well its time for another playthrough of Todd's magnum opusWhat build should I play this time?
For me, it's stealth archer.
>>730847998>collectively believedno bro, they collectively got so high their tripping fucked with reality and actually created the Moon Lattice and a bunch of other crazy shit.
>>730847998bretons are literally me
>>730847998Straight Male Nord Warrior for me again. I literally never do anything else.
Alteration + one-handed dunmer with no armor
Running an anti-mage brawler at the moment, it's been fun.Just enough destruction skill to melt armour/weapons when the fight startsJust enough illusion to cast silence/heroism on the mages so they actually fightRun hands on everyone and everything
>>730847998Firstly, it's "The Elder Scrolls" series and not "Skyrim" series. Secondly, most of the races aren't actually suitable for stealth archers. Thirdly, Imperials are from Cyrodill. Oblivion is a demonic place that you travel to in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion which is set in Cyrodill.
>>730852427why would you ever play a fucking imperial, how boring do you have to be nords are cool because they're fantasy vikingsredguards are pirate samurai niggas and bretons are half elf mages imperials are just boring norwood balding italians
>>730847998I just got chronic reddititis from reading this image
>>730852427fact check none of this is true
>>730852516Shame they didn't take off running with the snake-fucking sea-serpent taming jungle roman lore they introduced in Morrowind, really. Could have given your character snake scales or fangs from his snake ancestors, or at least some nibenese battlemage tats.
>>730852516>nords are coolLol.
>>730852724lol brown
>>730852427This anon is spreading misinfo, these talking points have been debunked years ago
So guys, I'm thinking of doing a conjurer build except I just summon arrows and become a stealth archer.
>>730847998>and Lydia.
>>730847998Breton KnightBe sure to learn Fortify Sneak and Fortify Archery
>>730847998Stealth character, daggers and illusion magic, join the DB and stop playing before the Cheydinhal sanctuary purge so you can have your perfect lizard wife Ocheeva forever
>>730852516>objectively stronger than an Imperial in a 1v1>all caught up in local bullshit game after game while Imperials conquered the known world>even at their weakest they're still occupying other provinces, while Nords for all their strength do nothing but petty raids on their neighborsAll of the best Bretons and Nords are part of the Empire's history not their own land's history. What does this tell you?
>>730853641>All of the best Bretons and Nords are part of the Empire's historyMost of the best Nords predate the Empire, and the one who doesn't FOUNDED the fucking thing.Imperials calling themselves Imperials as if they had anything to do with Tiber Septim is some serious WE WUZ EMPRAS AND SHEEEIIIIT shit/ESPECIALLY after they spit on Tiber Septim, Talos the Man, by banning his worship because of FUCKING ALTMERThe imperials should be rounded up and fed to the fucking Tsaesci so we can have vampiric snakewives instead of just political snakes.Get these merslaves OUTTA HEREGet them the fuck out before I make the gardens guts again.
>>730852516It's so funny to me how Oblivion gives Imperials so much amazing lore and yet all of it is completely lost on Oblivion's actual fanbase because the fanbase is full of retarded normalfags. I fucking hate Oblivion and I've probably read more lorebooks in the game than the average "fan".
>Nord male>marry Nord female for breeding>female dunmer concubine as our sex toy and concubineSimple as
>>730854534She's gonna fuck your sons, produce daughters, and have them marry other nords sons who have fond memories of fucking their dad's ashwife.Don't stick your dick in Mephala-worshipers.Don't stick your dick in Boethia-worshipers.And definitely don't stick your dick in Azura-worshipers.
>>730848230This is cat propaganda. Khajits never did anything this momentous.
>>730854796They exterminated the bird men.
>>730854686I stick my dick in Hist-children and our love is as pure as love can be
>>730852516its fantasy rome u rtard
>>730855242Rome is in Italy, silly
>>730852516Romans are cool and based though. Always my first playthrough race. Eat shit, low int Redguard
>>730848230the moon what
>>730847998Stealth archery is itself the gayest build possible
>>730855872The Lunar Lattice.
>magic world where magic things can happen and magicians use magic weapons that can do fantastical things>Best you can get for archery is turning people into porcupines or being a gay homo that snipes retarded broken ai Bethesda? Your garbage ass programmers couldn't add multi shot or rapid fire skills? Adding magical effects to arrows? Just 40 skill levels in archery and you unlock zoom?
>>730855242Look up the capital of Italy.
>>730856114Green hands typed this
>>730853215>Breton Knight whatever happened there?That cinematic was my only experience with eso
