>mario 64 haunted house level>eyeball enemy looks at me and camera zooms in>speech window appears on screen saying that it “knows”about the hairy milf porn>camera zooms back out and game goes back to normal
do you mean hairy daddy porn? wait are you seriously str*ight? kys.
>playing sonic>he turns towards the screen, hyperrealistic blood dripping from his eyes>he says my full name, address, social security number, credit card number (and the three digits on the back), mothers maiden name, password hint question, and location of the piss drawer then says he'll kill meanyone else have this problem?
didn't you just post about proton vpn? how come you aren't using nord? how come after I just finished the game I was playing I knew attempting to discuss it on /v/ would be pointless? do you like dogs?
>>730849386This happened, I was the guy who programmed super mario 64 to check if the nintendo 64 had hairy milf porn saved on it. You didn't emulate it, right? You boughted the console and supported nintendo, right?
