>Out in 3 short weeks>no hype whats so everIchiban and Turnbased has casued irreparable damage to this series..
I want to get it for Mine's route eventually but I don't really care about FRADoyama's rendition of Y3
>>730852184*FRAUDoyama's
Nobody cares about Yokoyoma wokeslop meant for western audience, especially after the Y0, YK1, and YK2 drama.
they're a victim of their discount strategythey have sales so often i have zero desire to buy their stuff at launch
>>730852081>>no hype whats so everit will be censored
/v/ is a GANG OF DRAGON board now
>>730852081Bro, how many titles are we in now? Who the fuck has played every single one of these and says "yes, please give me more daddy-kins"
aren't these just re-re-releases that exist to scrub the original director's name from the credits due to how he left Sega to take chinese money, or some shit like that?
>>730852081No Cabaret minigame with Yui Hatano
>>730853357that and remove anything slightly problematic from the original
>>730852081>HypeI already played Y3 tho? Who the fuck gets hyped over a shitty remaster?
>>730852081that is one ugly ahh boomermillenialuncslop browser extension>get helpboomermillenialunc when his heartr8 spikes as he clicks on an video game with <<<heavy themes>>>>add a noteboomermillenialunc when he has to remind himself and put notes on everything everywhere bwahahaha >isthereanydealboomermillenialunc when he hasnt payed off mortgage for the last 40 years and has to dumpsterdive lmao>on wishlistboomermillenialunc cant buyed it so he stares at the mp4 and jpgs of the game hahahah
>>730853435Opinions on her boobjob?I think those are one of the best fakes out there.
>>730853643Ive always prefered fake tits to saggy tits
I'm gonna 100% it in 3 days max.
>>730852081Nah that's a wait for a crack for me. I've already replayed 3 and it's barely worth playing once. When they remake 4 and 5, maybe then it'll be worth to remarathon the whole series
>>730852498Me, but not for a remake of a game I already played and didn't like very much
>denuvoNot buying.If it pops up on goypass I'll sub for $1.
maybe releasing 30 yakuza games a year isn't a good idea
Waiting for Stranger than Heaven and Gang of Dragon. A remake can fuck off.
She will be in Yakuza 9
>>730853435>>730855246We don't need any more cabaret desuits boring and overdoneeveryone rushes through it asap since everyones done it before
>>730852081>Ichiban and Turnbased has casued irreparable damage to this series..they changed actor faces for no reason. i thought 'maybe i'll get it later when its cheap then' then i read they deleted revelations and outdoor golf. rgg can fuck right off.
>>730852081I don't think it has anything going for it. I'd probably have a better time pulling out my ps3 and playing my old copy of 3. Mine story is likely to be Kiwami 2 Majima side story tier as well.also this >>730855305
>>730852081>another yummy wummy remaster
its gonna be kino of the highest order
>>730852184How substantial Dark Ties is is what's determining whether or not i buy the whole game.I have a feeling it'll probably be like 3 chapters, less than 10 hours long and not worth it.
>>730852081I don't even know what Dark Ties is. A DLC? Or another Gaiden thing?
or maybe people dont want any more fuckin REMAKES and make something NEWfuckin cowards goddamn
>>730852081NuRGG will sanitize Yakuza 3 and revive everyone again, I honestly don't give a fuck anymore.
>bro why aren't you hyped to run around kamurocho for the 25th time to watch a super serious guy do super silly things
>>730852081>uses denuvoRIP, ill miss you when you were based yakuza
In the six years of Ichiban's existence, there have been 8 Yakuza games and only 1.5 Ichiban games. RGG fucking hates Ichiban and refuses to let him be the face of the franchise.They'll keep pumping out spinoffs with other characters until Kiryu is fully healed from cancer and Ichiban can play second fiddle to him again in Yakuza 9.
>>7308562571.5 ichiban games and they brought kiryu back for it toolol lmaoand the rumors of a reboot for 9
>>730856257good, FUCK ichiban. total trash character. get rid of him and turn based slop as soon as possible and return to brawler kino, and yes, im a-okay with kiryu beating cancer and beating the shit out of goons and getting into hijinx with majima trying to gank him into their 80s
>>730856257SEGA itself seems to be dying, it's not even worth it going the whole immortal Kiryu route. Just let it end and make Stranger the new main thing
>>730854078Damn. If you didn't use SAM for any of that nice job.
>>730856895Sega has always been a mess in terms of management. Remember that Sakura Wars fiasco? Nevermind the tons of old IPs they could have ported on modern platforms (especially Switch) if they wanted a quick steady buck.
>>730854078>already platinum the new ports of 0 k1 and k2I don't wanna be mean, but kinda sus.
>>7308520813 is the best game after 5, 0 and LaD, so hyped. I don't pay full price for any game ever, tho.
>>730854078Based, i still have to do 4,5 and 6, i wanna do infinite wealth but they made NG+ a paid DLC for some reason
>>730855960It's a Gaiden but you don't have to buy it separately. Also has content outside of the main story, unlike Kaito Files.
>>730852081>re-re-re-re-releasing games to make you buy them all over againFuck ooooooooooffff
>>730855443I agree. Cabaret was a fun novelty in 0 and then beaten to death in kiwami 2. No one actually likes talking to virtual women and if you say you do you are lying.
>>730852081yakuza's been over since the sixth onecombat in k2 has made me never want to play this series ever again
Do I get the original Yakuza 0 or the Director's Cut?
>>730859298They delisted the original 0 LMAO, you can't get it
>>730852081If I knew I was going to be having sex in 3 weeks I wouldn't be getting hard now
>>730859365You can still get it on GOG.
>>730852184I read that as Fredoyama, and I'm wondering how assmad Yokoyama'd get if you called him that to his face, considering it irreperably damaged Chris Cuomo.
>>730858392Doing all the minigames must've been a chores to get all that...
>>7308592980, not because it's cheaper, but because it's less memory than DC, and the lack of the additional cutscenes helps the playthrough. Some of them are okay, I like that final scene with Kiryu and Kuze showing each other respect, but there's this one you get as Majima roughly three quarters in that actively harms the game by spoiling the big ending payoff in a way that I can only describe as that shit you see in Netflix now, where people need to announce what they're doing while acting to remind the "viewer" who's off in the other room and not looking at the screen. It sucks.Beyond that, the new online mode's lesser-quality than a mod that does the same thing and also probably dead now, and the English dub is ruined automatically because YongYea.
>>730859815I threw and smashed my mouse with the wall in rage trying to complete the darts mini game in Yakuza 3, no joke
>>730859440>Buying on GOGBut that doesn't add to my Steam library. Might as well pirate at that point.
>>730854078Seek help please
>>730859298>>730859991You could try a keyshop?
>>730852081>are you excited for a remake of this game from a series where pretty much every game is the fucking same anyway and we already released a pretty decent port of the original for cheap?Of course there's no hype, it's not Schiziban's fault either
>>730854078I kneel, I coulnd't even 100% even one of the mainline games
>>730852081Ichiban was fine. The problem was Ishin being a dogshit remake, 8 having a terrible story that wanted to flanderize Ichiban and shove him to the side in favor of Kiryu, and Pirate Yakuza pushing the silliness to it's absolute limits.
>>730855952My guess, it's like the Kaito DLC for LJ plus a minigame, so 10 hours seems about right.
>>730856534based, ichitroons get the rope
>>730852081I have remake and yakuza fatigue
>>730852184This. Already played Yakuza 3 remastered and I'm not paying full price for Dark Ties so waiting for 50% off.
Can't believe there were retards who thought they would cut the reapers side story. It's like they forgot Pirate Yakuza had bounties.
>>730852081It's a kiwami game which have historically been underwhelming
>>730855810it's gonna get censored like the tranny substory in 3 remastered
>the same game>the same map>the same protagonistFuck off. Judgment was a breath of fresh air and yokoyama buried it. This franchise is fucking dead.
>>730852081Idk, rather play majima deluxe for 20 and wait a year to play this for 20ish
>>730852184Mine is 5-10h and apparently his story was used in an yakuza online game already.
>>730853634See>>730853634>get help
>>730864339they cut the tranny story though
>>730853959You obviously haven't seen many real tits>>730855987Yakuza as a series is basically dead. Soulless content recycle, see iw.
Do I wait for this or just play 3? From what I understand, 3's combat kind of sucks.
>>730864632unc you're into a franchise made for a majority women audience, so i'm forwarding the >get help to (You)
>>730852081Game was flanderized and is dead now.
>>730864749>uncStopped reading there, my sister isn't really capable of getting children with 8.>>730864749You have to be 18 to post here, calling people my age unc. Baka
>>730864502The first Judgement was soooo good.
>>730859460Dude even Al Pachino thought this guy was the greatest actor he'd ever worked with.
>>730864786Essentially. The reason they don't release yakuza 9. Literally out of ideas.
>>730864867Lost Judgment deserved its own map but in true RGG fashion they reused it like the lazy japs they are
>>730865191Yokohama felt so... sterile and empty in Y7. Even the tiny maps from Y5 had more soul.
>>730856490>>730856257Honestly I like Ichiban. I even liked Infinite Wealth, though it had some fucking bs decision making in regards to a lot of things. You could make another good game in the series if youA: Stop the anti yakuza wank since the series kind of fucking revolves around the criminal underbelly of Japan. I'm not saying to glorify crime as much as stop pretending the yakuza are some demon worshipping kid killers or some shit.B: Darker writing. I don't even mind Ichiban having a bright disposition as long as some darker shit goes down.C: Bring back mentors. Learning new Jobs and skills would be so much nicer if you had to work a bit for them.D: Dragon Quest 3 this shit in the next game. Maybe have it so Ichiban has to go solo and maybe he learns his Jobs for himself. If he needs a party he could tame the "Sujimon" since you seem to wanna use that route. Ichiban Clan or some shit.And finallyE: If Gachapin and Mukku make a return could you have them do some damn Karaoke? You had one fucking job Sega. One fucking job.
