gordon you need to fuck my daughter RIGHT! NOW!
>>730856854>Gorden, she is ovulating in the test chaamberrrrr
>>730856854... (No way fag)
is Dr. Gordon Freeman a pedophile? a 47 year old man with a 19 year old? really?
HE DUN TOOK HER GORDON HE DUN TOOK MY MUTHAFUCKIN GOD DAMN DAUGHTER THAT SON OF A BITCH! AINT NO GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES GONNA STOP ME FORM HAVIN GRANDKIDS! YOU GET HER BACK GORDON!
gordan, you better cum in her HARD you motherfucker
>Developer Commentary: Originally we planned for Gordon and Alyx to have a three hour long sex session in the courtyard where you were handed the gravity gun. But it seems playtesters got confused by the multitude of impressions, having to handle the new mechanics of the gravity gun and the having to handle the sex with Alyx. So in the end we decided to cut the sex to a minimum and emphasized on the physics game elements.
>>730857093That shit don't matter in the apocalypse
>>730857093He's 27
>>730856854But Eli, this is Half-Life 1.