ITT: The Tsar Bomba trvkes of vidya
>>730863776Call of Duty was always shit
OP is a faggot
the resident evil games with static cams suck
any game with gacha elements is not a real game
The Handler from Monster Hunter World was fine. You just got filtered by a genuine autistic woman.
>>730863776People who post about sales are pathetic losers who just want to see something they weren't going to play anyway fail.
>>730863776Nintendo is the best company and everyone saying otherwise cannot accept reality
Russians should be banned from all vidya.
>>730863776Yakuza 3 is actually a good game; in fact an improvement over 2 in almost every way except for the story which is also still good. Faggots who say it sucks are just coming off of kiwami or regurgitating bullshit from other anons
>Nintendo is the best company and everyone saying otherwise cannot accept reality
>>730863776tzar bomba is almost as big as my farts
A 3D Minish Cap would be fun.t. giantessfag>>730863939Russia seems like a nation comprised entirely by two kinds of people: thoughtful people that will give you genuinely good advice and politisperg hicks.
gaming got rotten when PC became mainstream thanks to intel x86 BTFO every other architecture in the early 2000s4:3 is betterCRT is better
>>730863892DROPPED 33% IN STOCK TICKTOCK TENDIE
>>730863776Games haven't gotten worse, people just get neophobic as they age and stopped liking new things they play.
>>730863776Japan hasn't produced a single good game since Mario 64.>>730863815CoD was always good.
>>730864285T R V K ERVKE
If it's not fun, it's not worth playing.
>>730864285I don’t know how you can say this when so many new games have been filled with microtransactions and are specifically engineered to require constant, consistent attention instead of just being fun.
>I don’t know how you can say this when so many new games have been filled with microtransactions and are specifically engineered to require constant, consistent attention instead of just being fun.
>>730863776Cocks are gross.
a lot of great games set in motion some horrendous practices.
>>730863776This is moreso a general media discourse problem but it is especially bad for videogames; the culture war and just general online discourse rewards being as loud and abrasive as possible led to everyone being unbearbly reactionary. I hate how if something isn't the best thing ever it is complete dogwater drivel and wants to end the world or create a 1984 esq. society.
>>730863873die
>>730864527I'll go a step higher, pussies are gross! They're these weird fleshy gashes that regularly secrete blood and piss. This is why I prefer "futa" with just a cock and balls (inb4 not futa, I agree but most people will call it that)
>>730864285Nah, modern games are on average worse. There's still good shit that comes out, mainly from the AA and indie scenes, but you're delusional if you think videogame quality is as high as it's ever been. And that's not even counting the shit show that is the mobile games market.
Demon's Souls saved video games
Arcade racing games are superior to "simulation" games.
>>730863873dont get the hate either, shes super cuteherd mentality hating like jb or nickelback
Zero build Fortnite is good
>>730863776(violent) video games make people more violent.The boomers were right.
All nuance when it comes to ai is completely cooked. When people think ai they are usually thinking about the piss filter obvious drivel that people shit out in gemini. There are legitimate use cases of ai in creative works such as in E33, Baldurs Gate 3 and Touhou. You can tell the people who complain about this shit are ideological and don't have a real argument because they then default to "uhm well they take up so much energy tho"
>>730863776Do you think the soviets were just bullshitting>yes WE have the most biggest bomb of all!
/v/fags are either too proud to admit or too stupid to realize when a game is not their genre or is outside their skill level. X game isn't bad because it's Y genre no matter how much you use the word slop as a suffix, with the exception being gacha. Being unable to understand the concept of subjective taste is on par with not being able to understand the breakfast hypothetical.
>>730863939/signed
>>730863776It's for children.
>>730865403Partially. Stuff like the tsar bomb and other megaprojects are just propaganda that are just there to show off to idiots about how great their respective military is.
>>730863776Micro-Mike bros I don't feel too good
>>730865403There's video of it, just like many US tests. It's fuckhuge, that's for sure.Dunno about the "it was made for 100MT but we halved it so comrade pilot would survive))" but it's hard to fake a blast that ass rapes the surroundings for untold miles and is picked up on various detectors around the world.
Demon's Souls, Dark Souls and to a lesser degree Dark Souls 2 are all unique in a way no other fromsoft game after will ever be again. They are not games about the combat and bossfights, but about adapting to their rules and overcoming more abstract challenges.This, however, loses its charm after the first or second time, which is why Fromsoft can't and will never do games like that again. People would just complain they already know how to play around everything and designing the game around that would just make the game more annoying (DS2), which is why they started focusing on pure combat and boss encounter difficulty, which is why you can boot up Sekiro after playing it 3 times and still get bodied by an early game boss for some reason.
>>730865403>>730866024Didn't it straight up cause seismic activity?
Gamers deserve the industry going to shit because they supported the process as it progressed, accepting shitty dlcs, unpatched broken releases, paid mods, p2w, live services, paid multi, unoptimized engines and so on. But game industry going to shit might be a good thing because it's a shitty hobby to have and maybe it'll finally motivate people to do something better with their time.
>>730864285Truth dud…
>>730866137This is why the next logical step after playing demons souls and dark souls is to play point and click adventure games.
>>730863873She was fine once I turned the game to Monster Hunter language
>>730863776nukes are fake and gay>>730865403they are all bullshitting. Nukes are WWII era wunderwaffle that never worked out, but it made its way into the pop culture so powers that be ran with it because it is such a great propaganda tool. Fact that you've never saw a nuke but are supposed be fight sand people halfway over the world because of them should clue you in. >>730866141you can cause "nuclear" explosion by just pilling up enough chems. See Beirut explosion. In other worlds it is just the question of time and materials, no special atomic magic needed. However magically miniaturizing that and putting it on a missile to fire it halfway around the world is just jewish science fiction. It is really time we stopped buying it.
>>730863776Criticizing Nintendo has become a meme. Sure they deserve criticism for their practices but it is completely overblown most of the time and people actively ignore when other companies have been doing the same stuff for years.>>730866593>all nuclear weapons are just dirty bombs and V2sRetard
>>730863873>>730865097Nope, the hate was entirely justified. An awful, ugly, annoying character that lacked any of the charm of previous handlers. Her only defining personality trait was>Dude, FOOD lmaoand despite that, Crapcom still shoved this one dimensional piece of shit into every hunt and story cutscene they could. It's honestly amazing how you can fuck up a handler this hard.
>>730863776Gamers deserve the industry they supported
>>730866593>I'm too retarded to understand x therefore x isn't real
>>730866852>>730867042>i have never seen this jewish weapon used >hmm>it has to be entirety of world, including shitholes such as India and Pakistan, coming together for the benefit of mankind! your brain on 90iq
>>730863776Nova > Halo and always has been
>>730863776How do they know it's that much bigger if they never used it
>>730867189knowing commies, it probably doesn't even work tho
>>730863873She's there to verbally contextualize everything you see right in front of your face because dumb normalfags need it and the MH protag is traditionally mute. She is the Bioshock Infinite of Monster Hunter characters, the Atris or MacKenzie, the Forspoken bracelet, the Focus M Peach. I'm pretty sure she literally has a line like, "This is like a whole new world" or "So this is the new world" near the beginning of the game, interrupting a beautiful cinematic shot with her interjection put there because the devs thought you'd be looking at your phone at the time.Kill jester.
>>730863939This and chinks too.t. stuck playing on Asia servers for two years>>730864321Correct. I'd reiterate that, at least in the last 20 years, they've made nothing of worth.Japan went from having a third of the entire world's economy in the 80s to barely tying up to four Chinese cities.
>>730867152>psychotic esl scribble
730867515>no argument no (you)
>>730863776Nintendo hasn't made a great game since Majora's Mask in 2000.
>>730863776>The Tsar Bomba trvkes of vidya>trvkesthe trvth nvke of vidya is that this form of writing is the official successor of r0fl p0wn h4x0r ub3r l33t sp33ch and its fucking cringe
>>730867671>shartyslang is the successor to leetspeaklmfao, you fucking kids are retarded
>>730864834>>730867013>Energetic and cheerful>Wants to continue her grandpa's legacy>Could go on for hours about her monster knowledge>Pays your taxes and helps you with the bureaucracy of the mon hun setting>Can into cooking>Does her best despite being an autistWhen will you accept pard into your lives?>>730865097>>730866415Pardpilled anons.
>best console>best value>best era for games>best controller>sparked DVD popularity>hardware lasts foreverEven the online play was pretty damn good (for 2001)
>>730863834they all suck it's a terrible moviegame franchise
>>730863776PC gaming as been dead for 20 years
>>730867152Funnily enough nuclear tests used to be used as tourist attractions. This was before PTBT was signed in 1963. Seeing how much research, testing, footage and application, and laws some of which became joint operations with various nations it is safe to say that nukes are very much real.>"but it is ai tho and just cgi or greenscreen and all of the greatest generation and baby boomers who have personally witnessed these tests are all lying. In fact all of these countries that hate each other's guts are all apart of this conspiracy to invent a weapon that doesn't exist becaus.... uh... the world is ran by the illuminate of course!"
>>730867752it really is. doesnt matter if i exchange letters for numbers or similar letters, the exchange of the letter is what matters.
>>73086767113375p34k was based though
>>730867189It was tested. Also fun fact, they originally planned double the yield but it was too dangerous so they halved it.The power can also be estimated but it's not something to blindly trust. Castle Bravo was like 2-3 times more powerful than they anticipated
>>730868008it's not. there was a 15 year gap between the decline of leetspeek and the rise of shartypedos like yourself.
>>730867268I played mh4u just before world and you get interrupted during hunts with tips about hitting a certain weak part, immersion breaking indicators(dalamadur) and getting told to use your gaystone or an antidote. At least the handler doesn't outright pause gameplay when she's talking to you.
>>730863776If America established a firewall to cut the internet contact from the world, then all the Nintendo games' discourse would disappear from the rest of the english speaking web overnight.
>>730868774Yeah, because third-worlders (non-americans) can't afford the Switch 2
>>730865023There's a big spectrum of racing games between games with simpler physics and games where the brake button is vestigial, and the sweet spot is further toward the former
Quick reminder that the tsar bomba was only half as powerful as it was intended to because they cut the payload in half at the last minute lmaoI genuinely cannot wait for the planet to explode btwHumanity is ass and they don't deserve earth
>>730864434Well I was raised on online games in the early 2000s and things are just business as usual for me.
>>730863776saints row 2022 would be just regarded as a mid tier GTA clone, just like 1 and 2 were, if their twitter PR person didnt go full libtard millennialcore cringe, and if they didnt have a fag flag in the starter house and SO-RELATABLE bland main cast.volition would probably still have died though.
Gamers have lost EVERY battle.Think of absolutely anything that has damaged the industry in the last 20/30 years.It's now normalized.EVERY BATTLE.
>>730863776gachashit shouldn't be allowed on /v/
>>730863776True Crime > GTA
>>730870360heart breaking aint it. >literally paying for stuff thats on disk / in the game files>MTX is so normalised we barely flinch now when we see a cash shop in a game we already pay $60(or more) for>gachashit is literally just TF2/CSGO loot crates “gameplay” but with anime tiddy (okay this one i get)>”early access” is now industry standard, cyberpunk is now more or less seen as good and look at that launch>”indie” is just now just AAA from a decade ago
>>730863776You can delete Nintendo from history and video games would be better than ever before.
>>730863834That's not a truth nvke, thats a pretty common normie stance.
>>730863776The fact that there is no english patch for Neon Genesis Evangelion 2 for the PS2 is a war crime.I actually had an inside joke with a friend a while back where we would talk about how this is the best thing ever made and could solve all of the world's problems. Now I kind of want to play it.
>>730870721It's honestly sad if you're not baiting and the small hats live so rent free in your head they have you this mindbroken
>>730863834True
>>730867813>sparked DVD popularityEverything else i agree but thats not the reason dvd gained popularity when dvd was out before the ps2
>>730871289People were working on translating the psp version, but I don't think it actually went anywhere. I find it crazy that sonething as big as Evagelion doesn't have all its stuff translated when with fans that can be counted on one hand will get full fan translations for every version of the game.
>>730870883Yeah fucking right, Nintendo IS video games. There wouldn't be "video games" without the popularity of the NES and the ground-breaking content they produced for that platform. They set the fucking standard. They may have had some scandalous stumbles throught their history but at least they still MAKE games and HAVE games made for their systems. PS4 and PS5 (and PS6) have no fucking games.
Nukes dont exist. There is no official record of one being used.
>>730865336>There are legitimate use cases of ai in creative worksNo. The time you spend curating will eat up all the time you saved by not just making it yourself. Also BG3 sucks dick.
>>730864285This is obviously true, but no one will ever admit it. The way you know this is true, btw, is that even though there's thousands of games from the supposed better eras that these people who say modern games are worse have never played, they will still basically only play the ones that they know and already like, and will mostly only try new games that are recent.>inb4 muh exception argument
could tsar bomba destroy an entire country?
>>730863776As in something that they say its going to be huge when released but it's rusting in a forgotten basement and probably useless today? Half-Life 3
>>730871289Maybe it just isn't any good
>>730872419depends on your definition of country and destroy. By my definitions, no.
>>730863776Are you ready? Here it is.Nothing you type in this box will ever have a positive impact on your life.Remember not to look at this spoiler for 30 seconds after first post, otherwise you'll go blind.
>>730872419A tiny one, yeah. But very inefficiently. You get much better coverage for the same amount of plutonium with multiple smaller warheads scattered across the target region, which is why MIRVs exist, and are generally more dangerous than a single warhead weapon, even of greater total explosive yield.
>>730872449tsar bomba was useless when it was made, nevermind today.
>>730863965Ryu ga gotoku studio never made a good game.
>>730863776Licensed games are shit and getting excited for them is retarded>Random FPS>...>Random FPS, James Bond>Wow I hope it's Goldeneye 2.0 oh man I'm so excitedIf it didn't have James Bond in the title you wouldn't care and most likely it will be shit
>>730863987uh oh what's that on the radar it's counterfire from the soviets--BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM>Nintendo has abandoned polish and have become out of touch. They stopped listening to what their fans want in the Wii era and ever since then it's been a downhill trend of shorter, shallower games with less features and more marketing shit.
>>730864285not really, if the people who made games in the 90s/00s had access to the level of tech there is now and those people were making the games made today, they would as a general rule, be markedly better
>>730863776How could a nuke detonation that big not cause half of eurasia to be uninhabitable? This shit isn't real
>>730872915FYI Tsar Bomb was cut in half before its usage (50 megatons instead of 100) shit's is insane
>>730872071You can delete nintendo and things would be objectively better than they are today. Every positive "innovation" nintendo did was just repackaging someone elses idea. nintendo didn't even make their first games, Ikegami did. If nintendo never existed, video games would be better than ever.
>>730872915Becsuse it's still tiny compared to the total area of the planet. It's also just not that much nuclear material. ~50 kg of plutonium and lithium. For context, the chernobyl reactor was loaded with almost 200 TONS of uranium.
>>730864285I'm a zoomer and i've completely jumped ship to older singleplayer games cause modern gaming is rotten dogshit, aging my ass
>>730864285This is incorrect. I didn’t play anything except for Halo with the boys until college. That’s when I started actually trying new things. Today only one or two modern titles per year interest me, but I am repeatedly excited and delighted by older games from before I was born and from before I cared about video games. Old games are, on average, a lot better. Take it from someone who didn’t play them when they came out.
These threads fucking suck, and you could just rename it contrarian faggot opinions.
>>730873375Isn't that just this entire website
The Saturn was the second best console of its generation and Nshittyfour is dead last. Anyone who disagrees is a giant tendie moron (typically an extremely ignorant americunt).
>>730872887there are no shortage of genXers and boomers from back then still making videogames. You just aren't that aware of them because they are mostly unremarkable and mediocre. If you want just go look up the main developers of whatever games you like from whatever era and most likely they were involved in some relatively recent game that isn't that impressive or noteworthy.
>>730864285No, they've definitely gotten worse. Modern games are just way to derivative, risk adverse, and riddle with anti-consumer bullshit to hold a candle to the golden age of gaming. Not saying all modern games are bad just that the gaming landscape shaped by suits and shareholders is markedly worse.
>>730865336>There are legitimate use cases of ai in creative works such as in E33, Baldurs Gate 3 and Touhou.ZUN used AI art in Touhou 20 likely as a combo of "I'll try it once" and because he wrote a plot where AI slop was actually relevant. I'm ready to eat my words if he keeps using it in future games, but my honest read on him as a person is that he won't. Dude still releases his games and music on physical discs and attends conventions in person to sell them, and boasts about being anachronistically rebellious in the afterwords of said music CDs. Expect more photoshopped stock art in the next Touhou. ZUN is based like that.
>>730872915this is the sort of lack-of-scale thinking that leads to flat earth theory>I literally cannot imagine such a thing!>SO IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
>>730863776Fighting Games will NOT survive unless Season Pass DLC exist for them to extort a continued shelf life out of the people who play them.It is simply just a fundamental flaw the way Fighting Games are generally designed being addressed in the only way they know how to solve the problem.
>>730875071>Fighting Games will NOT survive unless Season Pass DLC exist for them to extort a continued shelf life out of the people who play them.>use to unlock characters, stages, and costumes in the game itself>they managed to trick everyone into now buying these unlocks instead and saying "they're optional"
>>730864285BAAAAAAIIIITKYS NOWModern vidya is terribleWe all fall to the bait bros its over...
The Golden Age of video games ended 2 decades ago
>>730863815/thread>>730864321>>730867342Absolute fucking cope. On Japan and COD. For fuck's sake, there's a reason why every major American and Canadian AAA company is either shuttering their doors or "restructuring" meanwhile Japanese game companies are still doing fine across the world. Japanese gaming is in a healthier state than American gaming because they can at good games on a regular basis, meanwhile American game companies default to making yearly installments of live-service AAA trash full of MTX and DEI bullshit along with mid to straight up bad gameplay and art direction that's even drabber than the brown and bloom era.
>>730872419Sure if we are talking the Vatican
