>*feel penis start to get hard*
tits too small
>>730880347The shorts are too long but I'll give it a chance. They're probably trying to keep her in line with nu-nu Lara
>>730880347>Sophie Turneryuck
>>730880347she looks ridiculous
>>730880347all them zoomers are just posers. they're not good actors
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>>730880347lol
>>730880347HOLY BASED (just needs bigger boobs)
>>730880347It's 2026. Is it really out of the question to have a woman with some tits and ass playing Lara Croft on screen? Did they absolutely have to get some skinny coke head to do it? Sophie's a step up from the anorexic chick they got to do it last time but this is still bad casting.
>>730880347This looks like bad cosplay. I'm looking forward to the side by side of Angelia with this skeleton.
this is the only TV/Film Tomb Raider, all others are not real and they cannot harm me>Angie had to cut off her booba because of her family history of breast cancer (which is fair desu fuck cancer)FUCK
>>730884163Christ, vintage Angelia is just hnnnng and is probably the 100% perfect choice to cast in that role.
>>730880347your penis is gonna shrink to the size of a shrimp the very moment sophie turner opens her mouth and tries to act.
>>730880347That's a dude with classical Troon pelvis twist. Penis go ultra flaccid
Why wouldn't they at least give her a padded bra? Lara's most well known feature is her tits.
>>730884737it kinda looks like they did...
>>730884163literally looks like a manman jaw Jolienegative ass Jolie
>>730880347What a mid ass bitch, PS1 Lara is more attractive than this hoe that can’t act
>>730880347absolute worst proportions possible, and ugly
>>730884785Then she's as endowed as my 6 year old son.
>amazon rebootLollmao
Wait, they're rebooting a reboot now?
>>730880347Her penis or your penis?
>>730885329>Her penisgod I wish broI'd suck her off and swallow it all.
>>730884834Man hands too
