Good news Anon, you've been selected to receive a FREE space in one of our Vault-Tec vaults! Not only that, but you get to be the OVERSEER of this vault, for life!The catch? We need you to design the sick twisted psychological experiment the vault will actually be intended for.
>>730887000All the people in the vault except me are asian women, imagine the horror
>>730887000Where do I sign?
>>730887000So what do I have to do?
>>730887000SUPPORT NEWS
Vault where everyone has to fap into a big collection jar 3 times a day. At the end of the month every vault resident's name is thrown in a hat and one name is drawn. Whoever gets picked has to get the entire collection of cum squirted up their asshole with a turkey baster. Also we lube the turkey baster up with Biofreeze. Afterward, we measure the amount of cum that drips out of their asshole. If it weighs in at 12 oz or more they've got to drink it. Not sure what purpose the experiment would serve but I'm sure it'd advance some field of science in one way or another.
Every citizen will have to play Fallout 4 (or any Bethesda Game Studios past TES Morrowind) unmodded for more than 30 hours a week or face execution.Playing F1, F2, or FN:V will be also a crime punishable by death.
>>730887000Everyone has to go to bed with wet socks.
Everyone in the vault (except me) randomly has either both arms cut off or both legs
>>730887000Nice tripsMy vault contains crossover characters from different vidya franchises like Chun-Li and Raven sitting on my face.
>>730887000It's a perfectly normal vault but the o ly piece of media allowed is the Austin Powers movies
>>730889396>The seething NV tranny has already arrivedLmao
>>730889376>Not sure what purpose the experiment would serve but I'm sure it'd advance some field of science in one way or another.>Has to fap 3x/dayThat will fuck every guy up.
>>730887000Perfect. Sign me up.>all women over 25 are sterilized>testosterone extract put in water/food of male occupants>only men over 60 are allowed>only children with birth deficiencies are allowed to live, all others are thrown into the composting bin>the experiment is to see if normal humans can exist after multiple generations when the genetic pool is weak>oh, and everyone is white
>>730889468Groovy baby!
>>730887162that would be quite a horror as they fight over you KEK
>>730889536Just take a gander at any mudslime society where they enjoy social activities, such as cousin marriage
>>730889524>That will fuck every guy up.Sissy. I fap five times every day. Once when I wake up, another before work, another at work, another when I get home from work, and once more before I go to bed
>>730889734You're a degenerate. What do you want from me?
>>730889536>the experiment is to see if normal humans can exist after multiple generations when the genetic pool is weakBro? Japan?
>>730889734>at workwhat do you work with? nvm, i forgot i was on /v/ for a moment.
>>730889426>"Dude, fucking sex, bro! I'm horny and need to tell you of my fetish, bro!!"What the fuck is wrong in your head? That's not even funny, you're mentally retarded, having to mention facesitting everywhere. Fucking idiot.
>>730887000go away (sarcastic yes)
>>730887000>all 80 women at peak fertility 15-25>all 20 men are ow testosterone woke allieswatch every low budget harem anime show take life
>>730887000>We need you to design the sick twisted psychological experiment the vault will actually be intended for.I want all the big tech bros and I'm going to run the vault the same way they offer products to consumers. Basically- force them to dog-food their own ways. The idea is studying if the effects on sociopaths are the same as on regular consumers; or if the emotional detachment that comes with sociopathy can buffer it.
>>730890154>woke alliesHarem protags are usually sex pests though, they just suck at actually making a move
>>730887000Sure where do I sign? So am I allowed to run my own tests on the side? Shouldn't matter as long as yours are completed too, right?
>>730887000>We need you to design the sick twisted psychological experiment the vault will actually be intended for.Once a week a dweller is randomly selected to be secretly put into cryosleep, replaced with a clone/android. This continues until there is only one true human.
>>730887000All boys are euthanized at the age of 15
>>730887000Whites only
>>730890459That's actually interesting. Makes you wonder how long it would take until the dwellers noticed and how quickly they'd murder each other in paranoia.
>>730889968Sorry, my fetish is my personality. Please understand.
Every conflict, no matter how minor, is decided via the medium of Magic the Gathering, and your position and skill in it will determine your food and space allocation. This is an experiment to see how far natural selection can go, and what is produced by truly bizarre stimuli.
>>730889901>nvm, i forgot i was on /v/ for a moment.Not everyone on /v/ is a neet you faggot and for the record I'm a substitute teacher.
>>730890910Oh, and also how fast the meta will accelerate when people literally are forced to tournament grind for food.
>>730887000Who made this and where can I find it?
>>730890910How would you prevent people from just resorting to violence if they don't want to play magic?
>>730887000Self-sufficient community that on paper allows for a completely normal life for a stable population of 100-200 people.A few terminals that give vault residents a direct connection to the "overseer" for any official requests such as repairs. Public spaces only, not easy to limit access.Obviously I'm not answering them, make it a machine or something.Once invoked, obeying the "overseer"'s verdict is the legal default, disobedience can lead to jail time or even capital punishment.Let the output of the machine degrade over the vault's service. Slowly enough that nobody will notice within their lifetime, quickly enough that generations later, children will grow up trusting an "overseer" that occasionally tells them to fix their taps by killing their neighbor or tear the plating off a wall and sculpt it into a swan.
>>730891952Violent people get flagged as not wanting to play the game and given a warning. Third time they're locked in a room with only copies of Understanding Gush. Second time they are shot to death. I will have robots to perform this task for me, presumably.
>>730892132Had a brainfart, swapped second and third. I'm not locking corpses in my Understanding Gush room. That'd ruin the carpet.
>>730887000My vault is segregated by race. The separate races will all be given clothes, food, media, all cultural trappings that correspond with their race. Pretty normal so far. However, when a child is born of one race they are taken away from their parents, and brought to a different section of the vault (chosen at random) to be raised by a different race and in a different culture. Black kids raised Japanese, Hispanics raised by Hindus. That sort of shit. On the child's 18th birthday they are then forcefully sent back to live with their original family and race. I want to see if they adapt to their ethnic culture or remain loyal to the one they were raised in.
In this vault every dweller can only interact with other dwellers through an anonymous image board, they can't leave their room and are neets for as long as they want, also tfw no gf
>>730887000>fill out vault form>literally 2 minutes later the bombs drop>somehow Vault-Tec has already processed my form and put me on the list
The only food allowed in the vault is beans and everyone is farting all the time.
>All female vault dwellers must be above average height, bust size, butt size and hip size. Preferably red heads>All male vault dwellers must be below average height, below average weight, and below average penis size
>>730887000Fuck you https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/entertainment/fallout-shelter-competition-series-prime-video
>>730887000Vault only has two residents: Chris Avellone strapped to a chair watching the Fallout TV show on loop and JSawyer strapped to a chair playing his shitty "hardcore" mod until they both die
>>730890914>and for the record I'm a substitute teacher.Are you the guy who actually tries to teach the subject or lets the class get a day off to do whatever they want?
>>730887000No thanks Amazon Marketer, think of your own ideas.
>>7308870001 woman and 99 indian males
>>730887000Vault all centered around perpetuating child abuse.
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