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It has no game loop, no real combat depth and no optimization. It is a blatant Minecraft rip-off churned out by greedy pay2win server owners and discord troons amounting only to a crude mockery of gaming perfection. All the "validation" it gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind it's back real gamers mock it. It's devs are disgusted and ashamed of it, fearing the wrath of Steam reviews. It's "playerbase" laughs at it's ghoulish features behind closed doors and know mods and updates will be lipstick on a pig. Decades of gaming have allowed gamers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even games that "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a gamer. It's optimization is a dead giveaway. It has no art style, no inspiration. And even if it manages to get into a bored gamer's steam account, he will instantly regret his decisions after realising it is a microtransaction riddled festering wound that can't heal no matter how many mods try to validate it. It will never be played, it will never have Christian servers and its fans will be groomed on discord. It has fake "Updates" every month so to tell itself that its alive, but deep inside the realisation is creeping up that nobody is going to play this game seriously, nobody will buy paid mods and the devs will soon pull the plug. Eventually Simon will give up and it's servers will be disconnected and the only thing that will remain of it is a steam store page with a tag: "Early Access Build Block Game RPG"
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>blatant samefagging
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What schizophrenic nonsense is this?
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nobody is reading your shitpost :)

brevity is the soul of wit
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>>730889278
not reading that but I think hytale looks ugly as FUCK
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>>730891351
you will never be minecraft steve
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>>730890996
mental illness
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>>730891771
it couldnt be any uglier
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Why are these fags allowed to bump their shitty threads over and over again but if I say that I'm saging their shitty thread, I get in trouble?
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fag
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>>730893598
Even if it was 4 separate people, why are you guys just sitting around bumping this trash?
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>>730893691
A certain number of retards have been raiding /v/ for a few days now
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>>730889278
>no game loop
>no combat depth
>no customization
>p2w servers
>discord troons
>mods don’t fix it
>uninspired, bad art direction
>microtransaction riddled
so it’s just Minecraft?
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>>730893958
the reason hytale was created is because they want to far exceed the troonification of minecraft. it was created solely because microsoft banned hypixel from selling $150/month VIP packages that offered pay2win.
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>>730894292
>jews jewing jews
well that’s a good reason for me to not play it
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>>730889278
Very gud and funne thread.
Well done, anon.



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