>phone rings>hello, welcome to icefrog. what can i get you?>Updates? sorry man, update machine broke down. you could check back in february if you'd like though?>well its a valve IP brother, that alone speaks for itself. your own grandkids are likely to be born before another update ever shows up. i dont know what else to tell you.>yeah we got some of that on tap, do you want a small or a large, we dont currently have medium size available.>Lastly, would you like some fries with your copium or any other sides from our menu?>alright, thanks for visiting icefrog and do enjoy your meal
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