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>>730908590Nigger you literally just had a thread
>can only get A on the sprinter test because it's just wit maxing>can't do it for anyone elseIT'S OVER I'M NOT FIRST RATE
>>730908927Oops, just woke up, my bad.
>>730908590Generals belong on /vg/
>>730909087Dw anon, you should check it out, there was a lot of cool discussion and we MIGHR be getting Evolved Skills soon
>>730908927Reminder that there are at least 300 /v/ anons that play uma.
>>730908845Fine isn't a whore so her
How much Stamina is needed for Capricorn/1200m Sprint with Soft Snow CM?
>>730909189>Evolved Skills soon>WHOREzuka get's buffed AGAIN
>Trainer aptitude testUhh...should I be worried about this?
>>730909284All Umas lust for toreina's special trophy
Someone should totally edit this with Fine and Trainer San (T face)
>>730909405I really despise Up just because of how much this scene has ruined Pixar.
>>730909487Looks really corny
>>730908845Fine came to me when I called her, Curren didn't.
>muh infertilityIf your cock can't fix her infertility then you're a third rate trainer with a fourth rate cock and should step aside
>four double circles>lose>run instantly ruinedONE TRY? NO CLOCKS?
>>730909585>AVGN plays umamusumeWould it be kino?
>>730909487>>730909526What happened from this scene? I thought UP was one of their better movies because the old dude is extremely grumpy but not without reason.
>>730909405Literally baby's first sad scene for zoomers.I remember when The Land Before Time held that title and it had more substance.God damn I miss Don Bluth...
What would you add to ctf_2fort to make it better?
>>730909581>fourth rate cockbut tamamo's banner is next week!
>>730909632The old man's wife cannot have a baby.
>>730909689A (full) 2nd floor bridge.
>>730909632The woman decided she didn't consent afterwards. The old man got canceled which is why his house had to fly away (he didnt want her to get it after the divorce). It's quite dark for a Children's movie.
>>730909621>WHERE DID THE INSPIRATION GO?
>>730909393It doesn't seem that bad other than some weird stat requirements for extra points, like mile requiring 800+ Guts for some extra points. Just make sure you use an uma with A aptitude in whatever test you're taking or you'll get less points.
>>730909393yes i got revoked i'm getting kicked out of my club....
>>730909756>>730909716I meant what was the drama. Oh well I remember the princess and frog got super drama several times over so can't surprise me that much people bitched up this with UP! even decades ago.
>>730909914>Out of TP...what do you mean I can't play the game anymore. You want me to use CARATS? I'D RATHER HAVE MEJIRO RYAN TAKE A DUMP IN MY EAR. I'D RATHER HAVE GOLDSHIP DROP KICK MY NUTSACK
Sugoi
>Calstone doesn't release on global until 2028
>>730910298Grass is so ugly i hate her
>>730910454ur gay lul
>>730910454>Grass is so ugly i ha-AAAAIIIIEEEEEE GRASS-SAMA YAMETEEEEE!!!!
>>730910445No need to thank me, kid. It's on the house. You would've done the same for me, right?
>>730910454I thought I hated her until the ASS Wanda propaganda including the wplace mural.
>>730910716>KEYEDstone LightYuuup, it's slurpin time
Damn this trainer aptitude shit gives a lot of carats huh?
>>730910454Found the irishman
>>730910885prepare for the incoming drought
>>730909360250 but if you get rushed you die. so ideally 350-400
>>730910959I almost prefer free rolls because then I don't feel bad about spending them
>>730910987NTA but what are your guys sprint decks looking like? 2 speed, 3 wit 1 power? Yes or no on Riko?
>>730910454You shouldn't say that, Spe-chan
>>730908590
>>7309112022 speed, 3 wit and riko, you will naturally get around 400-500 stam without doing anything else, just focus on speed and wit. I haven't tried guts maxxing yet, might be worth trying since there will be a ton of dueling.
>>730908761Uh i think you spelled "janny" wrong
>Selected Rushing Gale instead of Professor of Curvature on a fast-learner run
Will cyGAYMES ever add a REAL skip function instead of a really shit fastforward
>>730911609>Eikichi as a trainerImagine
>>730911447>collegeAnd now I understand why certain students refuse to leave.
DO NOT talk about the potato famine with fine, she genuinely snapped at me
>>730908590Is the Tracen janitor an uma or a human?
>>730912061A dog
>>730911991The S1-3 of the anime are great because the previous main characters are just hanging there and doing nothing. Still in the school even though they won like the championship.
>>730912061Jobs filled by umamusume who aren't good enough to cut it, yet unable to give up on their dreams. So they work to be near the environment, never being able to run on the turf they maintain. Is it cruel, is it a mercy, that's the question.
>>730911991I think Cinderella Gray is the only instance of umas actually graduating, aging, and moving on with their lives.
>>730912256until one day, after hours, an uma janitor solves a problem on the blackboard by writing "guts", and is discovered by the director...
>fail debut run>top gun doesn't give head onI cannot wait until tomorrow when we have 5 borrows so I can just abandon failed runs like this immediately without feeling like I'm wasting resources.
>>730912215I disregard that since all of that anime is just pandering.>>730912343I am referring to HAG, Mr CB, and Rudolf, but I guess they're about to leave the academy, soon. At least they did age up Oguri in the final chapter and implies she isn't a student there with the clothing she was wearing.
>>730912061
>>730912497What are you disagreeing with? That's how the anime is and it's kind of charming. I like those previous seasons more than the Cinderella Gray tries to be tryhard.
>>730912719I don't know why Rudolf allows this creep stay in the Academy, he's always watching the Fillies races, it's just weird.
>>730912719Rumor has it this is the strongest toreina in the academy...
>>730909393>Fail to get 2 Gold Skill>Fail to get past 800 on one of the stat checks>still get Adont worry anon its not that hard
>>730912747>Cinderella Gray tries to be tryhardif there one thing i hate on CinGray its the "Zone"
I'm going to be disappointed if there's no evolved skills in the update tomorrow
Would you take the $250k a year job to be the Tracen janitor in charge of cleaning the Uma bathrooms?
>>730913421Are people really expecting it tomorrow?I figured it'd be more when MANT drops
>>730913425250k USD is 6x what I make currently so yes
Why is Fine Motion so obsessed with ramen and Air Shakur?
>>730913425I'd negotiate it up to a fairer wage, like what the 4chan jannies make
So.. sill 3 borrows but>1 Free>1 Paid for try hards>therefore 5 borrowscorrect?
>>730913465It comes from people coping about not rolling on COguri since they think it means she'll be invalidated once evolved skills come out and are praying for another "SMaru situation". Please ignore how COguri was still a top tier uma even without that and please ignore how SMaru was still a very good uma to run the last CM.
>>730913421Tomorrow is definitely too soon I think. The re-balance patch was a long maintenance and they listed (without saying any numbers) all of the changes that were going to happen on the website. It's also possible they just lifted the Help text from a later JP version that had Evolved skills and translated that, and they're not actually planning on adding it yet.
>>730913524shakur helps her a lot, not sure about the obsession with Ramen but she does have a ramen shop where shakur helps her. i just realized that we can have FineMo and Shakur be the 4chan mascots because they are great friends
>>730913564No, I'm pretty sure it's:>5 borrows>1st one doesn't cost monies
>>730913515>>730913552You underestimate just how much ONE race horse can produce on top of them being women so they're gonna do stupid stuff like try to hover the bowl making an unnecessary mess.
>>730913649ohh, nice that is very very good update
>>730913524The real life horse ate a ton of ramen
>>730913649>think back to the start of the game when I was so poor and I couldn't even borrow an uma in some runsthis is good for newfags because they're usually broke due to trying to level cards and bad money management
>>730913425that's 10x what I make
>>730913425just imagine
>>730913524she's rich so getting into ramen is a good way to get familiar with poorfags
>shakur's REAL rival still not in the game
>Failed my first trainer aptitude test
I don't know what the fuck this is yet but like the Fuji hard mode from before, I think I'd probably enjoy these more if CMs aren't constantly looming in the horizon
Why is this allowed?
>>730911476>>2 speed, 3 wit and riko, you will naturally get around 400-500 stam without doing anything elseSo what sparks are you guys inheriting if you're running Riko? Stam seems overkill. Power sparks?
>>730913908its more fun than fuji tho
>>730914000yes, pure power.
>>730913908This is just 7 runs unlike Fuiji
>>730913908You get more carats than Fuji hard mode.
>>730914004>>730914089>>730914169I meant I feel pressured and like I can't afford to any other runs but ace runs
>>730913995King Halo?
>>730914312Bro it's over a week away until the first round which lasts two daysYou can finish the tests with A ranks in one day
>>730909914>"From all of the negative conditions, night own has got to be the worst, if your trainee has a bad rest she has a chance of getting it, and if she does, she'll sometimes wake up all pissed and shit, and her mood will go down, so its best to get rid of it as soon as possible">"OK, let's just head over to the infirmary and...what? The condition didn't get cured?>"That's right, if you head to the infirmary, its only a CHANCE that you'll get your conditon healed, if you fuck up, you'll have to spend another turn, of even MORE turns trying to get it healed>"Why the fuck would they do that!? You already get night owl from resting, something you have to do no matter what, and then on top of that you can FAIL at getting it healed?>"And what the fuck! I can't get it healed during summer camp so all of the mood up I get from it is completely destroyed by this bitch's random mood swings while she's on vacation?">"Why is that allowed, why can't I fucking go to the infirmary while we're on vacation! Does Hawaii or wherever the fuck they are just not have any medical facilities in the uma universe!? What were they thinking!?
How's your roster?
ATTENTION!Complete this Trainer Aptitude test or lose your borrow privileges!
>>730914312Who cares about CM. One gigawhale is enough to ruin your 2 weeks of grinding into nothing.
>>730914518I tried dropping and not caring about CM but the game feels kind of aimless without it as an objective to work towards
>>730914457pretty good for someone whose only spent around $120 (mostly for cards and the carat pass)
>>730914457>see picNot good. Pure F2P.>>730914704But now theres an objective to work towards to no?
>>730914457Pretty solid, will roll for V.bourbon since I missed her OG banner, also she's the only front runner I can build since I missed the halloween event card
>>730914457>>730914954>forgot to attach the pic
>>730914457>still no TeioWe're looking Fine.
>>730914457I want base Maru...
>>730915101Fuck, forgot pic
gonna run urara for the first time since day1 for the test thing, what am I in for
>>730915175If you toss a mile apt on her, her career becomes alot easier.
>>730915175You don't need to run her to pass the test.
>>730914457Most of the 5* are off banner spooks.
>>7309153833* not 5*, minor brain ddos.
>>730915323I put on longs to try and win the final race>>730915369my only sprint trainees are bakushin, urara and gaylo
>even in random exhibition rooms most people are doing Sprint tests instead of long racesYup yup
>>730914457In desperate need of pulls. I'm hanging on until the megabanner.
>>730915573long cms are depressing brosprints are random as fuck but at least feel funny
>>730915573The only longslop worth participating will be the L'arc longslop but that's still over a year and a half away.
>>730915728L'arc is mid 2400m though
>>730915769Then I guess there's just zero longslops worth running
>>730915629I'm optimizing one more of my long team and then I'm moving on. I decided to try and do a fun team but it still sucks and this will probably be the first time since Taurus I don't make it to A finals. I don't give a fuck anymore
Where are the borrows. You said there would be borrows!
Longslop is what separates true trainers from the second rates. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
>>730915856They're coming tomorrow in the evolved skill update.
>>730915856Tomorrow neigha they start tomorrow
>>730915449You can pass any test and grab the rewards by using any uma. Their distance aptitude doesn't matter. Your scoring will be lower but it will not stop you from earning the test rewards.
>>730915856READ THE UPDATES YOU ILLITERATE DONKEY
>>730915861>only two CMs I lost were medium kino>phone it on long, win anywayI am not running a single end closer. I WILL lose this time.
>>730915916So what's the scoring for then? Just dick-measuring?
>>730915918IM NOT ILLITERATE
>>730915983But you aaare stupid!
>>730915861it's not even that hard, you can run tons of different umas but people get scared at the oguri/taishin/goldship boogieman
>>730915956That and more coins I believe.
>>730916030nta, why are you so mad?
>>730915956High score = More coins
>>730915956That's part of the penis-inspection test, yes. Passing with flying colors gives trainers specific "rewards"
>>730916063>>730916092What else was there except the 450 carats and shards to buy?
>>730916123Trainee/Support tickets?
>>730916079not either of those anons, I just wanted to call that guy stupidjust funnin around some
>>730916151The single least worthy purchase in the entire game.
why do I have 10 of these but only 1 of the gold ones?
>>730916049>you can run tons of different umas...as end closers or else you're shooting yourself in the foot. Yes yes you can cope with a pace chaser too but it's not exactly gonna beat the competition either.If you've been in the practice rooms, Golshi, Taishin and Oguri are winning a lot so people have good reason to be scared of them lol. Long races have the LEAST amount of variety compared to mile and medium. Now sprint and dirt will probably have even less variety but those seem more fun since we haven't even done one yet.
>did a king run for the sprint test>her career actually has only two sprint races and she runs the classic triple crownsprinter (fake)
Smart Falcon
>>730916239why? each one is essentially 150 carats towards a banner, and even count towards the pity. I got 27 support tickets saved up which is nearly 4K carats worth of rolls.
>>730916305bwo you should have 14 by now...
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>bwo
>>730916401no It's 12
>>730916456His first time seeing one and he already has maximum fatigue
>>730916310>If you've been in the practice rooms, Golshi, Taishin and Oguri are winningbecause those are the only umas people are bringing, im more scared of the gutsmaxxed tachyon and the triple fronts teams i've found in the wild
Lol, but I am not going to roll the trap MegabannerYes, I gonna spend my 2 sparks the on the strongest card of the game SSR SasamiWhy yes, I am gonna use it with my Nakayama Festa trainee. How you know?
>>730916401>>730916401what? from where?
>>730916456it looks like the zebra is blushing LOL
Can anyone tell me how to upgrade my TT teams? Just posting the aces since I didn't want to make the image to big but the others are pretty compared, just with maybe less wit/skills. Been trying to follow all the advice I've gotten from the threads yet still I keep losing races and not being able to break into class 6
>>730916529bwo.........................................................
I still remember this. /v/mapyoi had zero tolerance for spies.
>>730916503No, that's not true. There's diversity, but there's a reason some people are bringing those. The ones who don't bring those are likely to lose. If you do not run an end closer, you are fucked basically. >gutsmaxed tachyonStill loses to end closers on average.>front teamsStill loses to end closers on average! and worse off you have to be a whale to build a "consistent" one...that still loses to end closers on average. This is why people call it longslop, because there's less strategy involved on top of stamina restraints being a pain to deal with, where skill activation RNG can be even more painful when you're relying on a heal of some kind.
How do you get speed cap on 0% speed bonus uma with only 2 speed card?
>>730916694With three wit cards, otherwise you don't.
>>730916694You don't.4 speed cards are required to cap speed on a 0% speed Uma.
>>730916694Gutsmaxxxxing or witmaxxxing
>>7309167673*
>4 speed cards are required to cap speed on a 0% speed Uma.
>>730916310I sure enjoyed the amount of variety of Suzuka + Front + Taiki or Suzuka + 2 Fronts we got last CM.
>>730916591none of them have enough power and seiun doesn't have staminayou do have to have someone capable of winning the races in your teams
>>730916767I would rather use speed spark there. Use card on the stat bonus.
>>730916239Basically rolls that count towards pity and somehow it's least worthy.
>>730916816You actually saw a ton of different strategies coming out for medium and mile races. The advent of Suzuka is more of a recent thing, but even so you'd see people trying different things because medium is far less restrictive. Try running a late team in a long race and see what happens. You will get fucked sideways by end closers. You could actually run a late comp in a medium race, you could actually slow them down with dominators. You had options to do other things. Having front + pace + late + end all be viable strategiese beats end being the only viable strategy. Every single long race it's the same fucking thing. Why do you think the rooms dry up like they do? We at least did test rooms for the previous CM lol. The fact of the matter is long races aren't very exciting and it's due to being limited to ONE style. You can try to get around it, but that one style wins effortlessly. It's not fun. Suzuka you at least have to have a brain to build it. Golshi, not so much. It's slop.
You got any good pink haired horses?
So you can do this event on passive right?I got burn out from Fuji event.
>>730917027
Humm, did someone mention Fukukitaru? Check this 7 btw
>>730917032Yeah scroll the through the thread a bit, it's much easier than Fuji and it's okay if you fail your tests. Only 7 races total. Don't overthink it
>>730917093CUTE!!!!>>730917080ugly
>>730908927This is a general bwo, threads are up 100% of the time for generals. Learn how generals work newcutie
>>730917089Oops miss, try this 7 again
>>730916898Has that been the issue this whole time? I feel like a retard then. So I should build one normal uma as if I was building them for a CM and then 2 witmax'd point getters? Should the race winner be the ace or one of the point farmers?
>>730916401>>730916493Its 17.
i see one retard escaped containment
>>730914449I literally thought these exact thoughts a couple months ago.
When's the speed fukukitaru card? i wanna go gambling
>less than a month until megabanner>only have 10k carats
>>730917352>No rate up.Why would you pull on that shit.
>>730914457I'm late to the party
>>730917413Spook and spark
>>730914457Everyone thought I was stupid for buying out the star pieces three times a day since five months ago, well who's laughing now.
>>730917080>>730917093>tfw hunting down Popuri and all her variantsIt's not cheating on your wife if you wife her alternate reality versions. No horse popuri yet though.
>>730917413I don't know why the concept of sparking whatever uma you want is so fucking incomprehensible to people.
How much speed do you need exactly before the URA (unity) finals to max speed?
>>730917630around 1140
>>7309176301140
>>730917352>>730917413>>730917575I wish somebody knew if every SSR will give 80 stars or notBecause then the Megabanner chads will be the ones with the last laugh
>>7309176301050 if you're lucky1100 if you're greedy1150 if you're a lucklet
>long S and head on>speed supports refuse to show up on speedGODDAMN IT
Th only time megabanner would make sense if they increase the total SSR rate, which they don't in this game.
>>730908761This
>>730917734There's something particularly dismaying about the mounting hopelessness as senior year progresses without good rainbows. At least when I get no Long S I can treat it as practice.
>>730917734I had long S, pace S, Head on, and got an out of deck Smart Falcon visit to give me Groundwork.John Cygames himself made the call to have my run killed.
>>730917413I really need to do trainee pulls regardless, and the banner gives me the chance to get spooked by anything, and to spark anyone I want or need.I could get Seiun or Dober, or a random uma I like.
Who do I train for lucky pace on sag CM?The one with usable uniques all have 0% speed (Spe, Mcqueen, Fuji) and PIA to train
>>730918045Teio has a Head On eventTachyon has a free recovery
>>730918045mcqueen, tachyon, super creek
How much longer until longslop begins? Im over it already i want sprintcasino
>>730912061Its doto.
>>730918114>>730918129I don't think you can activate tachyon and creek ult on lucky pacer?And teio ult never activate.
>>730918230You do know the biggest fans of sprints are filthy quarterhorses?
How the fuck do you get even 400 guts on a URA run? Do you just get it from training Stamina then blowing every summer camp pulling the tire?
>>730917413Im a newfag and need trainees, ill take whoever I can get.
>>730917761They'll do it eventually, every semi-limited banner is a 4.5% rate up
>>730917089>>730917156You're welcome.
Man, Biwa is so pretty.
>>730918406Makes more sense that the big uma was a sprint enjoyer then
>>730918320You can if you run fronts or suzuka
>>730916971It's the same shit man what are you talking about. Last CM we got Frontslop. And before the whole Suzuka thing, we got Oguri/Goldshi/Nice with Medium. This CM we got Endslop. Same shit. That's why people don't even bother to test, because it's the SAME SHIT. And next CM will be the same and the next after. It's the SAME SHIT every CM. You can say oh but previous CM we got more variety with some people running Late, this CM we also have that with people running Pace.I don't even try to defend this CM, but saying one CM has less variety than the others is just pure bullshit. Try to give at least 100 room tests with randoms and see what you find. I know I did, and I've seen people running off meta team. Just like previous CM.
>>730918530If you want Tachyons ult on a pacer you're forced into 2 fronts. You don't want to be gambling on your opponents bringing a front or a better pacer than yours.
>>730916591TT = Gold spam. Your Wit is fine, just get at least 4 golds
>>730918530I already have two aces on end. I need to fill the last slot.May be making front to block luck X.Oguri/luck shit if there are other front is better idea than lucky pace?
I see that a new update is coming? Is it a good time to return to the game? I was planning on checking it out for the anniversary
>>730918614NVM I heard one front isn't going to block X.Oguri. I guess I will just try lucky pacer.
>>730918706it's always a good time to return, there's a decent banner right now, megabanner coming later, and 5 borrows make it easier than ever to build your TT team
THE FACE
Mecha Biwa is her best version, right?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oK0o2o-N8dk
Xoguri is so strong and this isn’t even her optimal distance, I wonder how much of a BEAST she'll be come 1st anniversary.
>>730918819Yep, and sexiest version too.
>>730918819Yes I believe so, tho her Christmas version is pretty decent all things considered
Whats the consensus on witmaxxing on end closers? Ive seen a lot of people talk about them here and it seems very effective right?
>>730911520>stay gold>smoothno chance
>>730918819It's her best playable version, but her best looking version is her "Kill Paarthurnax" support card.
>>730918819She is really, really strong... in Longs because all of her skills are Long focused
>>730919020I made one that said Stego had a bush and someone said that that was wrong because she's puny and never went through puberty correctly. Now I don't know what to believe.
Is mant really gonna be that much harder for me because I don't have the mambo support card? I have other cards with high race bonus like nishino flower if it helps.
>>730919096Stego WOULD be smooth, the fact that you would expect it to be feral but it's secretly smooth it's what makes it hotter
>>730919123>Is mant really gonna be that much harder for me because I don't have the mambo support cardThe current Marvelous power card is decent.You can also make do with Guts Urara.Also mambo doesn't matter because the best two guts cards for MANT are SR cards.
>>730913780at the start of the game i couldnt even level cards, the daily sales ate all my money
Why doesn't cygames prematurely remove support points? They're useless to everyone, everyone has a surplus and a money boost would come in handy
>>730917687>spend on average 16500 more carats to get the Uma you want>get 20 more star pieces on random Uma you didn't wantWoah huge. So worth it.
>>730919323>Why doesn't cygames prematurely remove support points? They're useless to everyone, everyone has a surplus and a money boost would come in handyThey already did it in JP.
>>730919323something something japanese somethingHOWEVER. they've been blowing past expectations in terms adding various changes and concepts to the game, so who knows what else will come quicker.
>>730919323Last time they expedited an update you literally couldn't do careers with some umas
>>730911520Objectively correct, well done.
>>730919382Exactly, everyone loved it. Why not help global out with an obvious, easy, and harmless but beneficial change?
>>730911520
>>730919416That is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
>>730919323Can't do that without the risk of making the game unplayable for weeks>>730919382That's why he said prematurely, so we can get the JP update as well on Global.
>>730919462>Exactly, everyone loved itNah it's a mixed bag because not everyone like the forced automatic uncap and you can't cleat shits until you have the card at maximum uncap.
So the 2x TP doesn't affect the test right? Getting 1k coins from a run is bullshit.
>>730919519Oh yeah you might be right, that kinda sucks.
>the medium quiz requires 800 stam>most of my medium racers that I'm tryharding on don't even get up to 800that's kind of annoying desu, they shoulda saved that for long
>>730919064I want that.
>>730919669Come on Taishin, what younso gloomy about now?
>>730918819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-R09GvY93c
>>730918521She isHer going on a tangent before giving you chocolates was also very cute, especially the little smile she gives while looking away at the end
>>730910757>wplace muralQuick rundown?
>>730919601Why does the mile test want 800 guts? How would you even get close to that unless you're already gutsmaxxing?
How tough is the Aptitude Event? What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>730919864gutsmaxxing is a legit strat for sprint/mile, while overkilling stam never does anything
>>730919758>what younso gloomy about now?
>>730919929winning has titckets?
>>730919890If you get consistent A+ ranks you can effectively ignore it aside setting the next test you need to doYou have 7 days to get what, 33k coins to buy all the important stuff? Two A+ runs a day will probably get you everything
>>730919890Just run normally and then take skills related to the track distance (sprint/mile/medium/long) and some generic ones like Professor. Suddenly 3k points awarded to you.
>>730919847Ass wonder passed away right at the peak of umania, fans made a memorial to commemorate her. It was defaced and destroyed by deltatroons, /pol/acks and trolls. Which pissed a lot of people off.
>>730919972Yes, Taishin's daily life is filled with mogging as her friends are hugeAnd then there is her roomate Creek
>>730919847Someone made a very lovely tribute to Grass on Wplace when she died a few months ago.Then Deltarune faggots ruined it to the point of being unrecognizable.
>impulsively decide to pull for Finemo since she is really cute>get within 20 pullsIt's just too easy
>>730919972Don't make me tap the bust size sign, ticket is almost as big as daiwa.
>>730920015Sorry, he*Sometimes I forget these are actual animals.
>>730920029I've noticed a huge amount of anons pulled for fine motion and got her.....how does she have no slut allegations?
>>730919972>WinningI don't like thinking about how stupid some of their first names are, imagine your first name being "nice".
>>730920098You can just tell by their demeanor.Fine is a sweetheart with a pure soul, no way she would be a slut, unlike Curren who's an attentionwhore.
Wonder who the oldest uma horse is that is still alive. Gimlet? Doto?
>>730920015Wasn't it a falseflag by some faggot /pol/acks? Even if it wasn't deltroons still deserve worse because it was far from the only thing they ruined
>>730920189
>>730919793Is this Avicii back from the dead or something what the fuck?
>>730920194Curren is a sweetheart too, she's just pragmatic and smart. The social media game is ruthless
>>730920240I wouldn't be surprised, by Undertale faggots are obnoxious by default so who knows?
>>730920005>>730920015>>730920240note: right now it still stands, even more glorious than thenlocated in philipines btw
smol AkikawaSo cute
>>730920194If Curren is such a big slut, why hasn't she spooked me yet?
Oy neigh...why roll for Fine Motion when it's clear gray-haired umas are the chosen people?
>fail a 0% training???
>>730920298Average day in /herse/
even the other umas know Curren is too powerful...
>>730920316>peopleohoh
>>730920316Why get a mare that couldn't get a baby instead of a womenlet with a tiny penis?
>>730920298>dirt shoesNot in my club.
>>730920295HOLY BASEDDid not know this. Just made my night.
>>730920337Your Practice Poor you didn't heal? McFat doesn't deserve this
>>730920337It probably wasn't a 1% training anon, you probably got confused
>>730920316The J word
>>730920295Where is the mural for Gentildonna?
>>730920308You're stinky.
toreina i hope you skipped xmas oguri and saved for tamamo instead
A Motion is Fine too.
>>730920387>/v/ma fight against jannies>normie uma fans fight against deltatroons and /pol/acks>both are winningone this about people who like uma is that our perseverance is unmatched
>chud>midget>small penisFINALLY A RELATABLE ANIME CHARACTER!
>>730920264>>730919793https://youtu.be/_ovdm2yX4MA?si=4GzTCjmPqq764XEW best Avicii song?
>>730920452fad died down + JP only horse
>>730920452not a mural, but there is one near, to the right side near the coast
>>730920520What is truly good and pure can never be defeated by evil
>>730920316I don't wanna shit on tamabros, I think shes a cool uma but i really dont get the appeal>Flat as a board and tiny>Dumb accent>Emotional and financial baggage>Canonically bad at sex>Bad attitude>Hick>Dumb headbandWhats the appeal?
>>730920624>Dumb accentNow hold it right there, cunt.
>>730920624My favorite umas are ones that not many people like
let me guess your favorite is a turf horse that specializes in the classic races and runs pace or latehow original
>>730920457Ain't no way thats curren, shes not that stacked.
>>730920624>Dumb accentkora
>>730920667Yes
>>730920675She's wearing a pushup bra in the onsen.
>>730920624>Flat as a board and tinybased>Dumb accentnigger opinion>Emotional and financial baggagethird-rater problem>Canonically bad at sexnegligible>Bad attitudefactually wrong>Hicknegligible>Dumb headbandnigger opinionIn short, a retarded third rate nigger, or a woman
>>730920667>I like dirt horses>Cool! Who do you like, someone like Hokko or Trascend or Rickey?>Nah, I like the dumb bird that won everything and is the dirt goat.How original
>>730920667They're called Classics for a reason. If you're not running them what are you even doing with your career?
The CM burnout is very real. It wouldn't be as bad if they were spaced out more but lol accelerated scheduleI think I'd enjoy this game way more if I just stopped caring about them
>>730920667She also screams a lot
>>730920745You can. Just ignore The Need.
>>730920624You forgot ugly too.
>>730920662Tama is ultra popular though, unless you're someone like dictusbro or tapdancecitybro or the SINGLE northflightfag your uma is popular.
>>730920803I don't actually particularly like any of the umas in actuality anyways
Kiseki (not fuji) bros FORGOTTEN.....
>>730920541Nyooo>>730920580My fair ladyI hope you had a pleasant time with Urara on the trip
One joke.
>>730920745It's all about picking your battles anon, I've been flatlining and taking it easy this CM not because I'm burnt out or I don't enjoy the game, but because I fucking hate long CMs (for now) and would rather use this period to recover my energy for CMs I care about (like the incoming sprint one), gotta remember to take care of yourself. Recreation is important.
NISHINO FLOWER UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>730920732Ehh, smurfing NAR Umas?
>>730920728>that won everything and is the dirt goat.isnt that actually Coppano Rickey? Won like 11 dirt G1s if i recall
>>730920745for me it's the other way around, i did 10 careers out of sheer anger after losing last CM
>>730920842Kiseki isn't even playable in JP she just got announced.
>>730920862Biwa has 3 jokes.You forgot she's the banana queen and is fluffy.
IRL Biwa looked fucking sick as hell, I almost wish she had a halloween themed costume that played into the almost skull like appearance he had in his youth when his coat was still black except for a white head.
>>730920862She's factually correct of course
>>730920728>>730920907Whatever you do, don’t look up 2014 February Stake
someone post the old jap guy who recognized the uma biwa because of her big head
>>730920580Some pinoys are actually bros tier
>>730920959
>>730920745I've been using a 9* long parent since the end of scorpio and I got my first long S this whole CM prep earlier on a Nature run I did just for event points
>>730908761No triple?
>>730920989oh shit, oy neigh actually shut it down
>>730920667How broad of a set of factors.
>>730919929Imagine
I think Flash is bugged. I have never seen an uma get brocked so hard like she does.
>>730921126Your lane bro? It makes her go past everyone super easily. She has wit growth she never gets brocked for me.
>>730921054>Tanned NeichaHoly FUARK
>>730921146She doesn't sniff their asses. She sits on the corners of some umas like she thinks she can pass and never does.
>>730921054>tannedUnexpectedly pleasant.
>>730921054Ew she's all sweaty!
>>730920667>Runs in everything, turf or dirt>Any track or distance(*only as front)The superior specimen
>>730921060My hero.
This might be beyond /v/ma's paygrade but what kind of traits are desirable for a horse to produce good offspring and why does it produce good horses? Stay gold was a perpetual bronze collector and he sired multiple G1 winning monsters while most of the legends or "GOAT" horses barely had any good descendants
>>730921248BOURBON WATCH OUT
>>730921248What is Barbins costume supposed to be?
>>730921248Spooky...
>>730908845The one that will rudely address me with KISAMA and be smug and cheeky most of the time.
>>730920298high quality kinopost
>>730921256Having good sparks.
>>730921256not a keibabro, but i'd assume grandparents also are important. plus it may be a just an irl spark(genes) casino.
>>730920223Dober is 31
I hate all the degenerate gambling, and the retard who think they "have a system". This shit should be banned to /vmg/, at best, though it's debatable that this even qualifies as vidya. At least a lot of the proper crossboard posts are fun.
>2 Speed cardsUnable to cap speed, always 1000~1100>3 Speed cardsSpeed capped by end of 2nd Summer, other Stats sufferedFuck, what do you want me to do? 2.5 Speed card?
>>730921054Why does she looks like Teio?
If I start a career now will Maint delete my run?
>>730921384Which uma and what cards are you using?
>>730921256Did you ever hear about the time that Stay Gold took first place against Ope, only to be disqualified for running diagonal in front of NTR?
>>730921416When does maintenance start?
>>730921256I saw a quote from a trainer that went something like "In the pedigree of every good stayer you'll find a sprinter" but realistically it's probably just luck
Wait, so her name is actually Hayahide and not Biwa? And I've been mocking people who called Tachyon "Agnes" all this time...
>>730921423>run in front of ntr>get cucked out of a victorymm, kino
>>730921416Nah, it only deleted runs with major updates, small updates dont matter.
>>730921461In 30 min I think
>>730921256It's really genetics is always nice but you just pointed out the actual results. Hence Thoroughbreds are heavily bred to hope (you)r horse is the winning horse. It also might be already pushing what they can out of thoroughbreds (TBs) outside of genetic manipulation which the TB industry is heavily against. They don't even transport semen across the world for breeding purposes, the horse has to fuck the actual horse or they won't go in The Book. Thoroughbreds 150 years ago were relatively much stockier and much bigger hooves. In general that was many horses until they started get really specialized (drafts, speed (TBs, QHs(quarterhorses), Standardbreds (trotters/pacers/cart horses)).You just hope you get something of a monster like Sunday Silence, American Pharoah, or Secretariat who had the obvious trait of a big ass heart and lungs.
>>730921418The round round Uma2 cards are gonna be Kita + Sweep/Halo3 cards then it Kita + Sweep + Halo
>>730921475Kinda? Otherwise all the mejiros would be called Mejiro
>>730921483ok I'll trust you
>>730921291klan outfit
>>730921504I'm okay with thisTP drained, aced my first test. time for a nap
>>730921504WHAT, at least maintenance is short. I haven't done a single career yet.
>>730921517Narita Brian SSR or 2 spd+a good wit card
>>730921256stay gold's genes just reacted well to a few mares he got paired with DJ and Orferve were both from the same mother.
>>730921517>20% speedYou shouldn't be running more than 2 speed cards. You ARE running wit cards right?
>>730921475Brian, Taishin, Ticket, Natie, Teio... I don't blame you though because there's nonconforming Umas like Sweep, Kitasan, Mayano.
>>730921531Oguri Cute...
>>730921720Kitasans name is black? Huh.
>>730921475They're both called Agnes Tachyon and Biwa Hayahide, Tachyon and Hayahide are nicknames.
Sexkura Laurel
>>730921758>Black (Formerly Nigger)
>>730921758Technically yes, because there's other Kitasans.
>>730921894Your belly is empty? Then go fucking eat, THE ARIMA KINEN IS TOMORROW GET BACK TO TRAINING
>>730921581>>730921673Always using 2x Wit cards, but one of them is the mediocre Bourbon SSR, and most of the time borrowing Fine Motion for the rest
Hell yeah, I'm a Unity Cup Straight-A Trainer!
>My wife's name is "Shower"Somehow weirder than rice
>>730921758Named after his dad Black Tide.
>>730921896We had a pony named "Blackie" at a place for kids to ride. His stage name is Shadow but we knew his birth name.
>play as oguri>winThis game is way too easy
mcdonalds should sponsor a horse called mcfat
>>730922061actually you're just her trainer not playing as her
>>730922001What were his sparks?
I didn't use my borrows, will maintenance end before reset?
>>730921932>kitasan black>kitasan white
>>730922061>SS meta horse twice over>era defining GOAT who ended on a high noteKino...
>>730922113Tis only like 2 hours
>>730916310>...as end closers or else you're shooting yourself in the foot. Yes yes you can cope with a pace chaser too but it's not exactly gonna beat the competition either.Forget Cancer Falco hell, did this nigger actually just say that when the last CM was pure frontslop with runaway Suzuka/Taiki/Maru steamrolling everyone else?>"B-b-but muh different strats..." Different strats from people who DON'T OWN Suzuka/Taiki/Maru, sure. And their win rate absolutely tanks. People even posted their stats here. Guess who's dominating north of 70%? Maru, Suzuka, and Taiki. Most late surgers end up around 20% at best. I was one of them. My best late surger was at 28%. If a room has six front/pace runners (which most do), you're basically doomed.>>730916971>Try running a late team in a long race and see what happens. You will get fucked sideways by end closers.That’s a massive exaggeration. Arima Kinen is the shortest long track in the game. I’ve been grinding test rooms and my late surgers can actually fight Golshi and Taishin. I’ve even seen SMaru and triple fronts beat them in practice. And let’s be real, half the reason you see Golshi everywhere is because she’s literally free. If Suzuka/Maru/Taiki were free, they’d be everywhere, way more than they already were in Sagittarius Cup, where they were already so dominant. Their strength in medium far outclasses end closers in Arima Kino.
>>730921960
>>730922107Chill 3*, Stamina 2*, El Pony Negra 3*
What do Mexicans call black horses?
I don't wanna umapyoi with my trainees anymore...I love human women like Tazuna, how can I explain to my trainee I'm putting her back on a more traditional stamina training program?
>>730922272Shouldn't it just be "Negro Caballo"? Black horse?
>>730922303You can't un-umapyoi your trainee. You made your choice. The consequences for taking it back would be DIRE
>>730922389Well watch me do it, the heat cycle hasn't began yet so it shouldn't be that ba
>>730922303>I love human women >like Tazuna
>trainer aptitude test
>>730922154You're arguing for the sake of arguing when you could just agree that end closers are busted for long races and always have been. Why play dumb? I'm running a late team right now. It is significantly more difficult than when I ran end closers, and I usually have a ton of success with lates (yes even against Suzuka hell). There were no front runners with 70% win ratios in the previous race, you're crazy. You had some Suzukas around 50%, but there were also paces with similar win ratios. I've also seen guys dominate with complete late teams in previous CMs. You simply are not going to be able to do that in a long race. You know it, I know it. You can KIND of compete with end closers but you are at a huge disadvantage for a number of reasons. Lower target speed and no access to spurt is a big issue. Corner acceleration being delayed here also sucks. Let's not act like Suzuka/Maru/Taiki are rare units. They've been out for six months, and you could have used a selector ticket to get them. You didn't need a Taiki to borrow a parent and put her ult on your pace. That's always an option. And as for "Suzuka domination", a lot of people really sucked at building her outside of this place. Even our best Suzukas were getting 40-50% win rates, not 70%. Even then, I was able to beat them with my lates. Fronts are not more oppressive than end closers are in a long race, that's my point. People run Golshi not just because she's free, but becauase it is extremely effective. You're essentially throwing if you don't run an end closer. I would know, because I'm throwing this CM and it is stark when you don't bring one, no matter how strong you build them. Like why try to pretend long is something that it's not? Every single style is at a disadvantage compared to end closer. That's not balanced, that's not fun. It's boring as fuck! Can other styles win? Yes, but it's not comparable to other distances.
wtf
How long is the maintenance?
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WAS MID CAREER
NOOOO!MYGOLDBAKUSHINRUN!
ITS FUCKING OVER EOS NOW
Oh fuck, I didn't do a career today
Oh, did maintenance start?I never would've known since I'm flatlining anyways~
>>730921475The whole thing is the horse's name. Some owners/farms may use a common format to show of their horses which is why you have the Symboli's (owner Symboli Bokujo), Mejiro's (Mejiro Shouji Co Ltd.). Generally horses are given a birth name/nickname and once they're sold the owner gives them a new name.
>>730922540B A S E D been flatlining for more than two weeks too ~
>open game>instantly goes on maintenance
MY HORSE LICENSES
>>730922460Cute Norn
>>730922460>pyoin pyoin pyoinSo this is umapyoi huh?
Trainer aptitude event is pretty fun, realized how little unity training I'm usually doing as before I rarely got the gold skill from the jobber umas
>Passed my Long Career just in time for maintenanceSeems like I'm a first rate trainer.
>>730922616I really enjoyed it.
>>730922462
>>730922616Unity training is just garbage RNG on top of RNG.
>>7309208623 jokes actuallyBig and beautiful headBananasMaffs
>Maintenance adds the 5 Borrows and more>Shadow drops evolved skills>Shadow drops spark rerolls>Shadow drops the trainer passWhat do.
>>730922649sekai saikyou wa?
>>730922680Watch Umatubers for advice of course.
>>730922680Lose some more CMs probly
>Suzuka>Grass>El>Taiki>Amazon>tfw I now have every Umerican
>>730922680>Shadow drops evolved skills>Shadow drops spark rerolls>Shadow drops the trainer passyou guys are setting yourselves for disappointment
>>730922680Celebrate Suzuka now having 40% late race accel and built in GW
>>730922680>>Shadow drops evolved skillsFUCK NOW I HAVE TO REDO MY ACES AGAIN
>>730922681SOU
>>730922721Anon that's obviously not whats gonna happen, its a hypothetical. Its just gonna be the 5 borrows realistically but its fun to imagine
>>730922680>>Shadow drops evolved skillsXOgurifags on suicide watch
>>730922718
>>730922460they HAVE to add the anime OCs sometime right?
>>730922721>back to the longslop mines to fix my sloppy umas
>>730922795neverever
>>730922776I just got her and building her is a pain in the ass. Or not fun. Both actually. Glad I never got smaru.
>>730922795If anyone's getting in it's going to be Obey.... But I do really want Norn, too.
>>730922795Yes but only Belno
>>730922847KITASAN STOP WE'RE GOING TO THE KOREAN DERBY NEXT MONTH
Imagine if she got her own figurine.
Forgetting someone?
>>730922868
>>730922795Trust. Belno support card 5th anniversary.
>>730922934With how popular CinGray is they HAVE to be planning something alongside releasing Oguri's manga alt.
>>730922934>Have to buy the DLC to Pretty Derby Party Dash to get a code
I want Soccer Boy.
>>730916456Me when I see a nigger
>boo, commute is boring>ive an idea, i can do my daily run right now>maintenanceFUCK
I want the schizo horse.
>>730916456Me when I see a /v/mapyoicel
how many bibg and bongs until maint ends?
>>730923074Which one exactly?
>>730923080It's scheduled to last just 2 hours, so about 3 hours
apolocarats?
>>730923120Read the manga
>>730922907RAPE
>>730920337From what I've read, 0 percent doesn't round down. So you actually failed like a 0.5 percent. :)
>>730920624I liked her in cingray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDxsK-DbDc
>>730922462You're arguing for the sake of arguing when you could just agree that triple fronts was busted in Sagittarius. Why play dumb?I was running a late team then. It was significantly more difficult than when I ran front runners, and I usually have a ton of success with lates (yes even against Golshi hell).There were no Golshis with 70% win ratios in Libra, you're crazy. You had some Golshis around 50%, but there were also paces with similar win ratios.I've also seen guys dominate with complete late teams in previous CMs. You simply are not going to be able to do that in mile/medium races. You know it, I know it. You can KIND of compete with front runners+Taiki, but you are at a huge disadvantage for a number of reasons. Shorter tracks and no access AnS is a big issue. Straight acceleration being delayed there also sucks.Let's not act like Taishin/Golshi are rare units. They've been out for six months, and Golshi is free. You didn't need a Ryan+Dober to borrow a parent and put her ult on your fronts. That's always an option.And as for "End closer domination", a lot of people really sucked at building them outside of this place. Even our best Golshis were getting 40-50% win rates, not 70%. Even then, I was able to beat them with my Seiun. Ends are not more oppressive than front runners are in a mile race, that's my point.People ran Suzuka not just because she's their waifu, but becauase it was extremely effective. You were essentially throwing if you didn't run the bermuda triangle comp. I would know, because I was throwing last CM and it was stark when you didn't bring one, no matter how strong you built them.Like why try to pretend mile/medium is something that it's not? Every single style is at a disadvantage compared to front+Taiki. That's not balanced, that's not fun. It's boring as fuck! Can other styles win? Yes, but it's not comparable to other distances.
>>730923321SHUT UP!
>2.25%I might try to pull her. Is she any good?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f5F_c3lsFM4
i aint gonna read all that
>>730923369You get 100 free pulls for that banner and she's 2*, you're pretty much guaranteed to get her there or sooner rather than later at least
>>730923369she was crucified
>>730923403Oh, she's 2*?>100 free pullsFor real? Nice.
>>730923331I'm not sure what you guys are actually arguing but Libra was pure Goldshi playground. It was almost always a contest which goldshi hit their accels and all other umas got passed before final straight even started.
I enjoyed S3.
>>730922357>SSL. . .Descriptors always come after what they are describing. So it would be caballo negro
>>730923461Kitasan is the first anniversary banner, they get 100 free pulls.
Just found out I had this saved in 2019, it's next to hishi amazon in a bikini in my folder.
>>730923479...said no one ever.
Where can I see the full list of evolved skills? is everyone getting them?
>>730923479I wish Kitasan was cooler
Well, torena?
>>730923568go to gametora and change the server to japanthen check on the character list
>>730923568>is everyone getting them?Yes, sometimes they even get updated with another evolved skill for the same base gold skill. You can also get evolved skills from specific scenarios.
>>730923413mambo died for our sins
>>730923568https://gametora.com/umamusume/skillsSwitch to Japan and pick evolved. Though I don't think everyone gets them instantly, new umas have them and older ones get added during big patches.
>>730923475*blocks your path*
>>730923643>Though I don't think everyone gets them instantly, new umas have them and older ones get added during big patches.Nah the launch cast got them at the same time when the evolved skill patch went live.
Evolved skills come 1st anniversary, also with early spark rerolls, early URA and Unity buffs and early trainer passT. Cygames
>>730923802Would be pretty funny if it actually happens
>>730923802John Cygames, why do you hate us so much? We post good OC...
https://youtu.be/_XvzHdO7nrk?si=CYKCC1wrQnfFnpDVThis is literally the coolest shit ever>Opera actually has sick rhythm>Grass's elegant flow>Taishin is dissing Ticket for only saying "dahby">Ticket just gives an inspirational rap about her friends>This proceeds to piss off Taishin>YEPPERS finaleHoly fucking kino.
Nothing is happening after maintenance stop deluding yourselves.
>>730923802Honestly they should push the URA and Unity extra content update for global once the 1st anni is up.
>>730923925Would updated aoharu aces be able to compete with MANT aces?
>>730923901Helios would've sweeped them all if she was competing.
>>730923971lmao no, MANT aces have 3 capped stats or more
>>730921113>WHAT'S GOOD>MY DOUGE?
>>730924005>DOUG
>>730923971They would if you high roll. In that hypothetical scenario runaway would be more than viable and you'd probably switch scenarios depending on the uma and distance. It would be fun
>>730923971>>730923987Nah updated Unity actually let you break stats cap. You can possible train 1800 wits once it's updated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3qL0UoVOs
How long until MANT? I'm fucking done with the Unity races, no matter how many circles you have the game just decides to shit your run randomly
>>730922907JAW
>>730924140Possibly march.
>>730924065A UMA CREDITCARD!?
>>730924176
>>730923901Rap is for uncs, She does different kind of music nowadays
>>730924367>daft UNK we want an unc-core!
>>730924428actually kek'd
>>730924428
I have been playing speed growth umas only because I refuse to go through the speed capping humiliation ritual
ITS UP
test
>>730924759You're a wise man
>>730924805what's up?
>>730924926
>>730922659What a useless fucking character
I didn't miss the thread but I did fall asleep through it, which is basically the same
>>730922659literally me
>>730923203>>730923074>this is the horse that Oguri wants to mate with
>>730924978
>>730924978DELET THIS
>>730922462Imagine being this illiterate. I said 70% collectively, and I was being generous. Some anons here had 90% total win rate shared with the rest of her teammates. In Scorpio, the top end rooms were dominated by the frontslop. The only reason Suzuka "only" had 50% is because she was part of a triple-threat comp that catapulted the entire team ahead. It was a solved meta. The triangle comp was untouchable. Stop downplaying runaway Suzuka you nigger.You have massive Golshi PTSD from Libra/Gemini and it shows. Arima Kinen is the shortest long track in the game. The "end closer" advantage is nowhere near as suffocating as the Scorpio frontslop meta was. I’m archiving this. I’ll be back with Golshi's Sagittarius results later to show you how delusional you are.
>stop downplaying fronts!!!>*proceeds to downplay end closers in longslop*
>>730925053Cute schizo.
>>730925209downplay this, negro.*unzips dick*
It's HER time
Maintenance well spent (it's nsfw)https://files.catbox.moe/5w3te2.png
>>730925454
>>730925454WOOOOOOOAH THIS IS INCREDIBLE
>>730925429reminds me of picrel>>730925454HOLY FUAAAARKI kneel, drawGOD-sama
>>730925454Holy shit
>>730925454I wuv hags
Uma paizuri is so great
if uma paizuri is so great why isn't there an uma paizuri 2
>>730925695
>>730925882Kek
>>730925454BAAAAAASED
>>730925882Consider Suzuka paizuri
>>730926043Naizuri is kino.
>>730926043IMAGINE
>>730925454thank you based Digitan, my partner in crime
>Incredible paizuri gets posted>Flatfaggots appearGet the fuck out, you quite literally aren't made for this
>>730926114I didn't really notice Manhattan Cafe was flat, I always thought she had some modest tits
>>730925882Yeah the next club should be Paiz/v/ri
>>730926170
>>730926193Best club name I've seen suggested yet, make it happen
>>730926170hey fuck you there's room in my heart for all sizes of breasts touching dick
>>730926114Me in the middle
>>730926193B-but wu/v/ you...
>>730926170Low test post.
>>730926256
>>730926341Flatties have low femininity
It's up. There's nothing new. You could say nothing ever happens.
>>730926475they finally fixed the kitasan bugged priority tho
>>730926573
OUR BORROW BUFFS....
Bring em home!
Why the fuck do they need an academy? They are horses, they run, do they learn math?why?
Bet! Woo!
>>730926809well, how else would Bakushin know that 1200*3=3600?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>730926809Keep thinking like that and you're destined to lose to Agnes Tachyon
>>730926809>They are horses, they run, do they learn math?why?
>>730926809the shitload of jobber umas acting as race filler need to prepare for the crushing return to wagie reality after they fail to get scouted and then give up their dreams a sobbing wreck after they suffer through a year of never placing better than 7th
