This is horrible news for the Sonic franchise.The narrative podcast will secure all of IDW's horrible writing as canon.
>>730908795Maybe the narrative podcast will snap yurifags back to reality by giving those whatstheirname girls boyfriends.
>>730908795Oh no my precious hedgehog lore
Between the GDQ runs, the music popping up on my Youtube feed, and the unfortunate levels of Sonic porn I've been witness to, I'm becoming influenced and may have to play a Sonic game. I don't want to. The last one I played was Sonic & Knuckles and that was like 30 years ago. I know that Sonic is not good and has never been good, but I'm not in control of myself. First things first; I need to decide which Sonic girl is best girl. Amy feels too 'default'. Cream seems too innocent. Rouge is too whorish.
porn game when
>>730909283Blaze and Wave are good choices if you like the color purple
>stupid shit>stupid shit for scalpers>stupid shit for gay furriesHOW ABOUT A NEW FUCKING GAME
>>730909283People seemed to love Sonic Mania when it came out. My favorite is still Adventure 2 but that's probably nostalgia>Rouge is too whorishYeah but at least she has breasts and humans also have breasts. There are precious few points of congruence with any other Sonic girl
>>730909283Just play adventure 1 and 2 then bail
>>730909283I don't know if it's a hot take or not, but I feel the 2D (primarily handheld) games have been pretty consistent in keeping the appeal of the Genesis trilogy. Rush (uninteresting damage sponge bosses) and Rush Adventure (lots of non-platforming filler) being the low points, but their actual levels are still funThe only 3D game I've enjoyed so far was Adventure 2, but somehow I don't think I'd appreciate Chao Garden or the non-hedgehog stages now like I did back then.
>>730909283Play maniaBest girl is sage
>>730908795>another sonic anniversarywhy do we keep celebrating every five years that this shit ass franchise continues to exist for
I wish modern sonic writing wasnt so childish
>>730911176Look at this anon mc nickpicker
I'm hoping for more playable Sage.
>>730908795Casual fuck here. What is the worst of IDW's terrible writing? Use Penders as a point of reference for bad.
>>730908795How about info on a new game?
>>730909283chao
>>730911640IDW at its worst is no where near Archie at its worst. IDW's main problem is that it's 80+ issues of nothing happening or nothing challengine the status quo because the comic is technically "canon" and can't contradict Frontiers and future titles. You wind up with shit like a zombie plague that almost ends the world, but the issue following everyone just acts like nothing happened.
>>730912427>introduce OCs out the ass to address the problem of not being able to do anything with the main cast>they all suckBravo
>>730912638The OCs are bound to the same problems the game characters have, which is that they are gridlocked to never have any sort of character growth or exploration. Much like how Shadow is just doomed to eternally go through his SA2/ShTH arc over and over again, Whisper is always going to be le ptsd girl.
>>730909283>gamesunleashedfrontiersSxS generationsManiaAdventure 1 and 2>girlstheyre all good but if you really dont like Amy or Rouge then Sticks or Blaze
>>730909283god, over 30 and posting shit like thiswhat would your loved ones think if they knew you even considered a retarded bobble head rabbit as "best girl"what matters if that you're happy
>>730911640IDW has too much focus on boring OCs and their lesbian melodrama. Its too tame and stale i would rather have the highs and lows of Archie than IDWs flatline.
>>730911640IDW is written by women and women brained cucks, its safe, boring, nothing happens all the way through. Its worse than bad, its nothingness
>>730908795>sonic>canon>writingexplain why I'm supposed to give a shit
>>730908795Dimensional merge when?
>>730908795>five years pass>"HELL YEAH, SONIC ANNIVERSARY, BRING ON THE CONCERT"how about you make a game worth celebrating first you fucking trannies
>>730909283Why it's Amy Rose of course
>>730908795is sthg having a meltdown?
>>730913514For the last 10 years
where the video games
>>730908795This 35th Anniversary video while cool and all left me disappointed because almost nothing from the 2000s was shown and by 2000s stuff I mean Sonic Advance, Heroes, Rush, Etchttps://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2011845904874291466?s=46
>>730909283>I know that Sonic is not good and has never been goodSWAGSonicWasAlwaysGood Eggy Are You Okay? Eggy Are You Okay? Are You Okay Eggy?
>>730909283Sonic was pretty good up until 2006, its been shit since then.
>>730909356Gotta put all the resources into Mobile Slopage
>>730908795Whats a narrative podcast
>>730912919Single Anthro Hedgehog Babes in your area!
>>730913935The adventure games were mediocre and Sonic games were suffering from mediocrity after Sonic 3.
>>730915096nah its the best 3D movement to this day in any videogame
>>730913572How is he so effortlessly cool?
>>730911640You have:>OOC moments>Obnoxious melodrama>Shadow jobbing and being incompetent>Shitty payoffs and wasted potential
