Holy based
>>730938186Angelina was some god tier casting
>>730938186I dont mind her casting.
>>730938186I saw the casting and it just looks off. Idk whyShe's too skinny, maybe? Idk.
>>730938186Tomb Raider: Barbie Doll edition
>>730938335looked fine to me before
>>730938186>let's hire box office killer sophie turnerYeah I wonder how that will turn out.
Apparently, this photo was taken to commemorate the beginning of production on this new TR show, so hopefully Sophie Turner dyes her hair a darker shade of brown. Something is very off about this, and I want to believe it's the hair color.
>>730938384too bad about the tats
>>730938384That's a man.Seriously who wants muscle on a female
>>730938335she doesn't have lips.
>>730938186Fugly face.
>>730938186She needs 10 more kg. Dark brown hair. And a tan
>>730938580Humina humina
What is the point of trading tuts for abs9?
>>730938384can someone please explain to me how can you find this attractive but have a problem with hunter shafer ?
>>730938186>no titsI agree
>>730938186Angelina Jolie or go the FUCK home
>>730938945Can you explain how can you think that abs on a girl are equally as bad as a literal penis?
>>730938945I dont want my girls to have pps but I don't mind muscles.
>>730938943Thought that was a dickbutt tatty on her thight for a sec there
>>730938921
>GamestopWho even gives a fuck? They're all but dead now and deserve it. They can be heckin snarky all they want on Social Media, their engagement metrics can be high as snoop dogg, and it STILL won't mean a god damn thing. People are not gonna go back, mainly because you go into these stores and you realize that 75% of the store is now non video game merch. Half of that is funko pops.
>>730938384girl worked hardkeeping file name from google images because that's hilarious
>>730939073>>730939106oh so if she got a bottom surgery you'd be attracted to her ?
>>730939224Nah. Looking at photoshopped and heavily make up photos of Hunter has fucked your mind.
>short shorts>classic top>glasses>the hair>the gunsYep, kino.
>>730939302i wish she would show her's more
>>730939409Remember when she sperged out at bodybuilding because htey were horny for her when she was a teen and got on the news and then she immediately slutted out when she hit 18
>>730938186what am I supposed to find objectionable about this?
>>730938186There is something oddly arousing about a skinny girl with Hitomi Tanaka-tier honkers.Angelina Jolie's TR poster somehow managed to nail this. Of course she wasn't that stacked but the way they looked so perky and stiff in that early-3D bimbo style was really exotic and eye-catching for marketing. Even with all the other films she made around that period, this one made her look almost like a fictional character with her face and not her regular self from the other films, like an AI CGI effect before its time.
>>730938273True
>>730939213Rose of England
>>730939527
>>730938384my first act as god would be making it so that working out increases boob size (and restores sag to an ideal amount) for womenmen get bigger PP, maybe that will cure some of the whatever-cel seething
the boat
>>730938945I'm not gay, anon.
Why does she look 40
>>730938945would you eat chocolate chapped shit?
she has zero auraeven giving her bigger tits isnt fixing it
>>730938186Why is Gamestop saying that so openly and unnecessarily as a company? It's not a usual thing to do. I don't follow the discourse and I'm trying to figure whether they think she's too sexy, too unsexy, too classic, too modern, or if the actress has said something about Jews or whatever.
>>730938580>>730939423>>730939606It's Sophie's thin lips and red hair that make her seem so out of place in this role. Angelina Jolie had the perfect angular face and full lips to portray Lara Croft.
>>730938186They couldn't even get the tits right. Wtf are the people making it even doing? They clearly don't give a shit. Nothing against the actress, but she doesn't look like the character. To use a hyperbolic comparison, it's like hiring a white guy to play Obama. I wouldn't have a problem with it, if they at least gave her prosthetics, because e.g. they were floored by this actress's audition and were dead-set on having her play Lara, but they didn't even do that.
>>730938945This says more about you than anyone else. If you think muscles = man, that means you can't distinguish secondary gender characteristics.
>>730940384It would be great. I also don't understand why he thinks the Hunter Schafer thing is a gotcha, Schafer is feminine enough for me
>>730940028it is an improvement though.
>>730940028Too stiff. Make her saggier and maybe I'll like her.
Why didnt they cast someone with triangle tits?
>>730938945Because Hunter Shafer is a tranny. Could a straight man find something that's not female attractive? Sure. You could sculpt a rock to look like an attractive woman, so I'm open to the idea that you could hypothetically sculpt a male to also look like an attractive woman. But the knowledge that it's a male makes the person gross and uncanny, which is an attraction killer.
>>730941009Here you go, buddy
>>730940384She would be perfect as TP Zelda, with boobies and bulge and everything.People are just too used to the new Zelda from TotK with that large rump and completely different appearance from the older games.
>>730941178Too deflated :(
>>730938186Nice fucking chin lmao
>>730940028There's no curve to her body. Probably why they picked her
>>730938186This looks even worse than I imagined it would when she was first announced. Why do people even bother getting the licensing rights to make a video game movie and then come out swinging with shit like this? Same with the Borderlands movie.
>>730941178She needs to be saggy like Hitomi Tanaka, not like the average wine mom
>>730938945I find neither remotely attractive. Zoomers find both attractive because they're majority sissies.
>>730938580She is not dying her hair for the role. They cast a woman with A cups to play Lara Croft, what you see is 100% padding. You people are delusional.
>>730941769I don't see anything, thoughbeit.
>>730939302>>730939458Beyond ugly
>>730941941post a twerking video brittaney
>>730940028This is not even about the size of her boobs, although that is important, but she just cannot give the confident vibes that Lara does, she's a little girl cosplaying as her.
>>730938186She looks a lot better than Alicia Vikander did. Sure I wish Sophie had bigger tits, but we've seen how it could be worse.
>>730939302>pretend "trad" e-girl pick me mutt
>>730942057Vikander is unironically a bit better, Sophie is so bland.
>>730942372You're crazy. She has a pug face and even SMALLER tits.
>>730940384Based
>>730938186she looks like a 10/10 cosplay but not like Laura
>>730943532>laura
>>730942372>nu lara is a bit betterPlease don't alert the horse
>>730939551She looks too much like her dad in that video
>>730938186how the fuck did they manage to make Sophie Turner not hot?
>>730941558>zoomers find both attractivenigga speak for yourself, all the male zoomers hate shafer only troons and women like that freak
>>730939213>zero assEw. Welp, I feel better about being a basement dwelling NEET loser.
>>730938186What hellscape happened where Dora has bigger breasts than Laura
>>730938186Gamestop still exists? Fuck gamestopShe got the right body and height
>>730940201exactly this.Jolie doesn't quite have the hips, but nothing is 100% perfect with casting for a video game character.Finding someone with the perfect bone and flesh structure for the face, AND the acting ability/star power of Angelina Jolie was an incredible combo.
>>730938747every single actually straight man going all the way back to the good wife explicitly described in Proverbs. only the most vile, wretched, wicked pedophilic "men" dislike muscle on women. remove yourself from everything
>>730945580No straight man finds that attractive, kill yourself troon.
>>730938186>>730939423i wanna lick her neck
>>730938945She looks more like Kai than Hunter desu. Not even being derogatory, just that Schafer has the bazongas
>>730938186>Lara Croft as a White woman instead of MENAGood.
>>730938335She got very fit for the role, lost weight in her boobs as a result, and she was already had an awkward body without much curvature.
>>730938186>People are calling this uglyI do say it's quite over for the white race
>>730941364>EllenI coom for she
>>730938945I don't find that attractive, the tattoos are disgusting and there's 0 tits
Alexandra Daddario should've been their choice. She's the best fit since Jolie (and a better actress).
>>730941179>completely different appearance from the older games.Just like every fucking Zelda in every fucking game ever
>>730938186I agree. It's not a decent representation of her. Although, it's a great cosplay costume.Either way, I don't watch what companies produce, on average. Not these days.
>>730938186Looks like a Halloween costume. I don't buy it.
There are people that look like douchebags when they wear sunglasses and there are people that look cool when wearing them. Sophie Turner is the former.
>>730942057I'm so glad this was a giga flop
for me it's Dennis Richards
>>730938273She unironically wanted Lara Croft to be hornier, but the producers decided against it.
>nu lara idea>flat chested>but massive thighs and a fat assremove the matchstick
>>730948063>She unironically wanted Lara Croft to be hornierBaaa---sed.
>>730943613I LOVE YOU AIRA
>>730938921LONDON
>>730938186Laura Aroft
>>730945580No straight man thinks muscled skinny women without any female atributes are attractive.
>>730938186Is that account run by a 40yo virgin?
>>730939224>you like pussy but don't like a mutilated open wound on a dude? Heh, hypocrite much?Being a redditor must be a mental illness.
>>730948419no such thing exists, stop consuming tranny porn, retard
>>730938186Tbh i really don't care for tomb raider series
>>730938186>>730938384wtf happened? just let actresses gain some muscle if they want toHollywood wants to appeal to the new generation, right? They love cardio bunnies from insta, tiktok, etc.
>>730948419>the anti-muscle fatfags are pop-sci redditors who think these figures were for jacking offKek, every time. Now do the thing where you claim liking fatties makes you high test too, gotta complete the NPC script of inaccuracies.
>>730939609You deserve to be my king
>>730941178>>730939423>>730938186It’s her face. She’s too ugly, skeletal, and old looking.
>>730938186She's not perfect but this direction is infinitely closer to what Lara is supposed to look like than the disaster that has been nu-Lara so of course the GCJ types are seething because it's a direct attack on their cult.
>>730939224If he was actually a she, he wouldnt need surgery
This is Lara Croft
>>730948998Being fat is unhealthy and unattractive.
>>730948998Torta Croft would pant going upstairs in her mansion.
>SHE IS RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR THE CALL
>>730948998tomb eater
i hate hollyjews war on big tits
>>730941179nigga not a single other Zelda looks even remotely like TP Zelda.
Does Hollywood even still have bombshell actresses these days?
>>730948998I can't see her swinging on vines desu
>>730938384LET ME LICK HER TUMMY!
>>730941393Because they're pushing an agenda and have been for a long time. Angelina Jolie was the only actress that has actually fit the role on the big screen accurately. I mean, just look right here at the previous Lara Croft they used.
>>730938335Bong genetics is a helluva drug.
>>730948718this movie had no right to be as good as it is
>>730938186Her face with those glasses just makes her look like some random beatnik rather than a badass explorer.
>>730938945I would take any woman over a literal man. Retard.
>>730939213>workedThey take drugs.She's not even particularly muscular, she just lost fat mass.
>>730942057The absurdity to cast this 2x4 block of wood for live action while simultaneously hiring Hayley Atwell but only to voice a Lara Croft cartoon. Some bizarro universe shit.
>>730938186I jacked off to an edit of her wearing Blacked underwear earlier today, it was fun
>>730939302Can't stand this skank mutt.>>730944531Subhuman taste. Fat asses are disgusting.
>>730938186>>730938335She has the face of some random librarian, she has very thin lips, her breasts are far too small, she isn't anywhere near curvy enough, and instead of confidence mixed with intelligence, she gives off a sense awkward hesitance...maybe even outright confusion. She ultimately looks like some random cosplayer rather than an official representation of Lara.
>>730938186I don't like this version of Lara Croft telling me to rev my engines and buy a Celica.
>>730938186I think it looks fine enough, it's not porn movie tier. Not gonna watch it because that shit will be arse though
Lara looks like she's about to take on ICE
>>730938186>>730938384post pregnancy she started working out hard and going vegana mistake many white women make. when she was "normal" she had the correct body for Lara Croft
>>730938186She's tall, looks ok when she dyes her hair red, and at least looks like she may have tried to get fit for the role. I do have two issues with the look, but that seems to be what they're set on making Lara now, a flat-chested stick. The other two issues I have are: 1)Sophie Turner isn't an action star. Looking like one is one thing, but there's more to it than just the look, and she's never had the presence to successfully lead a cast. Maybe because this is TV she might to better, since her run as Jean Grey was terrible and underwhelming. And 2)Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Jesus Christ we're getting lesbian Lara again and lectures about stealing artifacts from shitskin cultures.
>>730938273I honestly don't find her very attractive. She looks like a pornography-tier bimbo to me.
>>730938186This looks like that tranny Hunter what's his jewish name doing a very bad cosplay Who looked at this and went "Nailed it! That's Lara"
>>730945768>>730948419I want a MUSCULAR WOMAN with FAT TITS and a TONED ASS to BREED STRONG CHILDREN with that will BEAT THE SHIT out of your UNDERDEVELOPED "son" that KILLED YOUR FRAIL WIFE DURING CHILDBIRTH
>>730938384>tattooswhy do women do this to themselves
>>730938273Fpbp
>>730949984>muh magic drugsname them
>>730950615... which is what Lara Croft looks like
>>730950647Cool story BRO! The head of your child will be squished on it's mother toned thighs. Good job DAD!
>>730950634Amazon they've been trying to pozz everything, thank fuck we are past peak woke. Zelda will never be played by a tranny, space marines will never be female and hollywood and AAA will take nothing but L's from here on out.
>>730938186>cast british woman to play british woman with a 1 to 1 copy of the original outfit and her tits squeezing out of the jumper>"NOOOOOOOO WOKE CASTING, THEY DON'T CARE"Keep shooting yourselves in the foot and prove you aren't concerned for accuracy or whatever, you're just a bunch of schizophrenic paranoids.
>>730938186REV UP YOUR ENGINES
>>730939609>my first act as god would be making it so that working out increases boob size (and restores sag to an ideal amount) for womenIf only we lived in a better worldGym stacies should be STACKED
>>730951376>we are past peak wokeHave you not seen the latest star trek with apes in space?They even have a fat ghetto sheboon that's got those eye lashes glued to her forehead that only black women do.We have the retarded one piece Netflix trash with black characters + blue hair claiming their Egyptian (Call an Egyptian black and see how angry they become). We have netflixs LARRY the libe backer croft returning artifacts and going on about white privilege.Now we have....this.....I'm thinking this is supposed to be the failure that is Square Enixs tomb raider
>>730951540>Cast a woman as lara croft>Wooow still whining about wanting accuracy?
>>730951926What's inaccurate about that picture you fucking retard? That they didn't pump her with botox so her tits would be big enough for you?
>>730938186it is now, chud
>>730939458ayyylmao
>>730938186what a retard waste of your one corporate tweet for that intern that got inevitably fired after this.
>>730948718her and jessica biel on blade trinity are the only women with muscle ive seen trying at all. maybe lucy lawless.
>>730952152>That they didn't pump her with botox so her tits would be big enough for you?retard anon...
>>730944770That's a sexy little girl you got there, Nonny.
>>730952152>A-A-ARE THOSE BIG TITS? YIIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEES, SAVE ME EMILY!!!!!!
>>730952192It's kind of a shame the so-called 'Modern Audience' they're pandering to never actually materializes. Even if there were enough lesbians in the world, very few of them are interested in subject matter like what is found in TR and don't bother to watch, even if they praise it on social media.
>>730950208Scotty!
>>730938945>man with mental illness pretending to be a womanno shit retard
>>730950448i don't get ither boobs deflated or something?
>>730952152You lost and are making up strawmans to argue with out of frustration, lol.
>>730951540The tweet is some retarded resetera intern complaining because she's closer to the original than the wokeshit they have been desperately trying to push for Lara in the recent years, dumbass.
>>730938186The only chance this has for success is if they bait the coomers with a cute lesbian relationship.
>>730952192The funniest part about this is this was one of, if not the, weakest and most emotionally fragile depictions of Lara ever made.
>>730952325I miss Biel
>>730951580If you can accept a breastless Lara Croft then you accept a 2002 Toyota Celica Lara Croft
>>730938186larry "the block" meincroft
>>730950505>Phoebe Waller-BridgeThat show is doomed from the start.
>>730952491Boobs are mostly fat.
>>730948998holy based
>>730950615So, like Lara Croft?
>>730951345>coke>meth>ozempic>testosteroneAre you retarded?
>>730952340She's the actress from the Dora the Explorer movie in 2019
>>730938186I don't know why people say she's hot, she's 100% mid.
>>730953409The public thought she was hot when she was playing a 14 year old.
Larda Soft
>>730953594Based
>>730938921That's my tomb raider pick right there.
>>730938470Shut the fuck up faggot
>>730938186She doesn't really pull it off imo
>>730938945Amerisheiße detected
>>730953720Fridge raider
>>730953720Post moar of her you fucking coward
>>730953720does she cut herself?
I wish Keeley Hawes had dressed up as Lara Croft at some point in the promotion of the games:https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=39
>>730938186How do you find the energy to get mad about any of this anymore?I just tuned out of video game adaptions completely. I literally do not care who they cast for Tomb Raider, Devil May Cry, God of War or Fallout. I literally do not care. I will watch 0 seconds of any of this shit. I am not their audience.
>>730939213Irish 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8o_rmzGzP8what went wrong bros?
>>730955727they milked it hard until they went out of business, then a bunch of hacks picked it up to make remakes, the same hacks who then tried to reboot it into a generic cover shooter
>>730949084dafne is too short to play lara. shes like 5'2 or something
bad actress with lanky physique and exceedingly bong genesproblem is lara is supposed to have aristocratic arrogance but this one has chav genes
>>730938921>>730955523Never let people tell you that jews are not demonic. The fact they try to push her as attractive is all you need to verify their demonic blood.
>>730945580>pedophilicIt's so easy to identify troons, troon supporters, and child abusers. What's next, are you going to say that the cure for pedophilia is a bullet to the head to try and cover for your child molestation?
>>730938945I like girls. I don’t like boys. It’s not that complicated, anon
>>730954210unfunny meme
>>730938186Looks just like my old ToyBiz Videogame Superstars Presents version of Lara Croft. Just like how I want to remember her.
>>730938186Ok but what will it be about? Kino like pic related but the protagonist is a sociopath or what?
>>730938384looks like a tranny
>>730938945I'd 100% fuck Hunter if she had a pussy.
Can any actress pull this off, or even any stuntwomen?
>>730953064ive never seen a whore become flat chested because she decided to eat less
>>730938186She looks pretty good actually. Could be a bit meatier and muscular though
>>730938945I think both are fine
>>730948998More like Lard-a Croft
>>730957793Larder Croft
>>730957154You mean Boy George?https://youtu.be/3mgsmL8YEw4?si=wt2-Nc74zKwci02K&t=53https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSsW8KZlI4
>>730938186correct breasts too small
>>730957246i have the same question, I've tried looking for videos online but can find nothing it does not look impossible but maybe it is
>>730938186WE'RE SO BACK>FUCK NIGGERS
>>730940384mentally ill contrarianfag brain
>>730938384She was supposed to be bogged to hell, how can this happen?
>>730938186"hey peter"
>>730955523
>>730938273Angie was so god damn hot and cool. No woman today comes close.
>>730952325
>>730938335>>730938384the juice couldn't stand that heterosexual men were ok with the casting (she was the top pick of many people, even here), so they starved her until she lost 90% of her boobs
>>730938921>>730955523wtf kek
>>730938945one is a woman
>>730938186kek what is this ozzy osbourne looking ass
>>730948998Lara kraft cheese
>>730941179>perfect as TP Zeldathe protagonist's name is Link, not Zelda
>>730938335honestly it makes me think of some mom cosplaying tomb raider, idk why
>>730955523my inner redditor always basedfaced when she was on screen in GoT, too bad she's grown into... this
>>730955523Who is this dude?
>>730938186They should pad her chest.
>>730938384tats are just trashy
>>730956112this, every single time. they're desperately trying to blurr the line to normalize their behavior and call everything pedo - men in an "age gap" relationships with an adult woman, etc. and fooling no one
>>730938186
>>730956949Ah yes, Relic Hunter... how I remember that show.
>>730938945>nobody:>troons: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
She doesn't look that bad but she is an awful actress.She must have some great connections or something because I haven't seen anyone really supporting this casting decision.
>>730960383honestly pretty damn good TR clone for afternoon tv programmeI remember watching it along with pic related religiously when I was a kid
>>730960504holy projections batman, go check out pornhub search data by state to see who's obsessed with who.
No angelina jolieShe looked the part
>>730939423no tits, no ass, no curves, and they really tried to give her some with that pose. looks like a random woman they took from the street and put her in lara croft costume
>>730948998Fridge Raider 101
>>730951580Phil Collins? I love your daughter's Netflix show
>>730961119Angelina Jolie cut her tits off.
>>730958284It's the combo of pull up into handstand that makes it so difficult and therefore cool to look at. I've seen guys do that but not sure about women
>>730961526Angelina had her bra padded, her tits weren't that big even thennow they just don't care than new Lara is some disgusting chestlet
>>730957396You never leave your basement, of course you don't
>>730938384>no tits>man body>looked fine
I think she looks goodThe show will still be pozzed dogshit because modern people are so uptight about europeans taking cool shit from stone age people and putting them into museums
>>730938186I didn't like this actress as other characters but I think she could capture the unique autism of Angelina Jolie's take on the character well and the photo they released definitely gives me "Lara Croft" at first glance. I don't mind until the movie is actually bad.
>>730938945One is a woman, the other is a man. What's so complicated?
You guys sure have a lot of high standards for anons who can't even bench 2pl8.
>>730965061Imagine finding this attractive over a femine penis possession individual. How gay.
>>730965061i can take her
>>730965061don't act like anons care about the muscles, as Jolie is still the preferred look
>>730938186Fixed.
>>730938186>"Perhaps you'd prefer something more to your liking?"
Why is it taboo to expect a Tombie that works out and actually looks like she could take on raiding?
>>730965061I was benching 2 plates in high school.
>>730958082jesus christ
>>730938921BASED
>>730965449and now you have a beer gut and high cholesterolfunny huh
>>730944770It's extremely funny how the beauty dissonance is between Lara Croft and fucking Dora the Explorer
>>730965528whats the circle on her triceps?
>>730965528smol potato face
>>730938945For me it's the penis honestly. I know I'm a bigot but I just can see past that.
>>730938186>not tits>no ass>gaunt tranny face>redish hair>shoulders wider than hips>extremely pale skinnot lara croft
>>730965528These comebacks could be radiocarbon dated. Get new material.
>>730948038>Dennis
>>730938945>literal spaghettifaggot wonders why their insisting isn't working.may you be arrested for harassments from forcing yourself on people who don't want it, sex offender
>>730938186The other GoT kids were allowed to fade into comfortable obscurity, why do they keep dragging Sophie out to humiliate her? Robb and Jon were allowed to stop after ONE bad superhero movie and the others have been radio silent.
>>730939213>keeping file name from google images because that's hilariousThat's actually funny. Thanks anon, I needed this.
>>730959775That already looks padded as fuck
>>730965389Holy based
>>730938384that's a man
>>730965334Accurate
>>730938186Why don't they just pick the best cosplayer to do it? It's not like they usually pick good actors for these roles anyway or give them good writing when they do, so just lean into it with some random that actually looks the part.
>>730952192
>>730938186the glasses better stay on
I don't get the appeal of muscles on a woman
>>730970557There's no muscle here
>bongs have gemma arterton>never use herFUCK YOU BONGS
>>730971173she used herself
>>730938186>>730965412>Make an absolutely hilarious joke>Zero replies>Garbage like >>730938921 makes /v/ shit itself in laughterI see how it is.
>>730940032They have been running the company in to the ground harder after the gamestop stock fiasco. My bet is its a lot of insiders trying to make up for not being able to short sell it.
>>730938186TRINITYHELP
>>730971173delicious thighs
>>730971331kek
Thoughts?
>>730953016>Phoebe Waller-BridgePattern recognition. Why do feminists love hyphenated names.At this point they're self-aware about it and using it to signal to other feminists/woke leftards?
>>730971457No. Gemma was made for be cast as Lara.
You guys don't want these sloshing around in your face while watching the show.It's too distracting!
>>730955523I thought she/he wanted to be Spiderman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7wZmctWsGM
>>730948718Maybe it's time I watched that movie a second time. It was pretty entertaining.
>>730938921Now THATS a woman
>>730948718sad how she bimbofied herself
>>730971812well she's gotta be in her 40s by now soHOLY SHIT
>>730965528Kek she's twice the man I'll ever be
>>730948998Go on…
>>730971637I'll be the judge of that!
>crackeryikes
>>730971812>>730971943literally why?is it mental illness?
>>730972180make your own character thenstop raceswapping
>>730938186She ain't that bad. Where were these niggers during the reboot, or the movie reboot, or the shitty dyke anime>cast white woman>ERM, THAT IS NOT LARA CROFT!
>>730938186Honestly? I don't really get why people are having an issue here. I don't even like sophie turner but I think she looks good and like Lara croft here. I understand that angelina was great, but this seems still like a pretty good middleground between the try-hard alicia vikander version and the the angelina version.Maybe it's not my ideal casting but it's not one I'd complain about either.
>>730938943>>730939213
>>730939473I remember her doing interviews crying about being called a whore after spending two years posting whoreish pictures of herself and then immediately after started posting even more whoreish pictures of herself.
>>730972180Holy shit Would
>>730942057She's very pretty
>brown lesbian Lara who hates tombs>weird hagged out flat chested lesbian Lara who isn't a fan of tombs>ambiguously non-white flatchested dyke lara>[silence]>White woman Lara>RREEEEEEE SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER!
>canonically correct Lara Croft
>no tits>no lips>all foreheadShant
>>730972840the silence was from people not even caring to look
im slamming my head against the wall trying to make chatgpt generate an image of a low poly fridge body player model of lara croft and it just keeps telling me its censored for being too sexual. im literally telling it to remove all sexual characteristics of this image and its just censoring it. god sam altman is a fucking faggot jew retard
>>730961000>Trannies jerking off to tranniesYes, this further backs the self-obsessed accusation
>>730973498She is so low-poly, that I did this in Gimp in less than 10 minutes.
The first Tomb Raider movie has aged very well. It's early 2000's kino.
they deflated....
>>730938186pretty good costume but sophie can't act unfortunately
>>730974996I implore you to actually go out to suck and fuck some dude's cock
>>730974731no i wanted her body to be a rectangle
>>730974996bro, just go and marry the dude alreadyjesus christ
>>730969467even she was midchange my mindi never found her attractive at allmanface with weird fat bloated lips
>>730969467>>730975337also shes too skinny, doesnt look healthy
>>730975386good for younow fuck off
Even this would be better
>>730938186Why don't boobs exist anymore?
>>730975386enough of would, go through with it
>>730955523I think it was funny that even the academies are like: "No, we're not making a third category and we're not combining them. Pick one and swallow your gorge for a night"
>>730938186>A cupThanks OP, I'm gonna have to see a doctor about this whiplash I just got from passing so fast on this plywood with a pulse>>730939458Anyone know who this demon is?
>>730975525Right after you get your eye poked out by some roidclit :)
>>730938186What are gamestop even hoping will happen because of this?
>>730977115Gamestop exists completely at the whim of retarded people who never got over the memestock bit 6 years ago, which has a massive overlap with online culture war stuff. So they're just trying to stay relevant with the only group they matter to anymore.
>>730938186Wait, what's the problem? She looks great as Lara.
>>730938747Muscle is fine but she needs big booba to go with it.
>>730938186couldnt pick a flatter washboard huh?
>>730938945Faggot
>>730957246>can any woman hinge their body weight around their fingersNope. No man can either. It looks cool but that's always impossible without super hero arms or a wire harness.I still wish I could (male), closest I could get was barely getting a curled-up reverse version on the diving board. That was while I was 135ish and in collegiate cross country
>>730948998Lara Pork
>>730948063man
>>730949084Can I get a quick rundown?
>>730938186>>730938335She looks like a random zoomette. Just a plain, average 25-28 year old woman on costume.
>>730938921kek
>>730938186I miss Angelina Jolie already.
>>730938273>/v/ is now defending casting a mutt over a white woman
>>730942057I almost forgot this movie existed.
>>730938186It can't be worse than that literal who that played Lara in that awful 2018 movie, right
>>730938186Lara needs more meat and bigger tits. Also lips. She doesn't look like Lara.
>>730938335i think her shoulders are very slightly too wide and it's barely noticeable but its offputting subconsciously
>>730971943>>730972187Don't look up how Megan Fox looks like nowadays.
>>730949592Majora's Mask live action lol
>>730951345trenbo
>>730955523wtf lmao
>>730955523I hate this creature. She can't even fucking act.
>>730975337mid and hot, just like og Lara>>730975373american/10
>>730938186She should have been cast as Lara Croft.
>>730980385Angelina is as mutt as the average burger, which is still better than a brit anyway.
>>730981302I mean, they're not that far of now and she has the booba, but the Blade Runner series seems more promising, and I know shit about both of these series.
>>730938186All Lara Croft means for people is the following>English woman>Thick British accent>Can rock a pony-tail>Looks passable for white
>>730938186there's something off she looks like those sluts from those porn parodies.
>>730981586tits
>>730939213Propah bri'ish rose.
social media accounts are run by interns or low salary DEIs and fresh grads with no skills. why do people act like the things posted by social media accounts are like some big statement by the compnay at large?
>>730938186Looks accurate, minus the tits but I suppose that’s what they’re talking about
>>730965618She’s diabeticInsulin shots is why she’s that muscular
>>730965061I can DL 5pl8
>>730957246cirque du soleil performers shoulda hired one of the many out of work contortionists
>>730982852ThisAlso girls at my local climbing gym pull off feats way more impressive>"I'm just going to put my foot by my head to get ahold of this grip">"My other foot will also go on the grip opposite of my head">"Yes I look like some humanoid upside down spider but this is normal in climbing"Meanwhile their back muscles would make a roider jealous
>>730938945this anon likes to gargle on cocks
>>730960383I watched this recently, the acting is terrible, but I enjoyed it anyway.
>>730942057it's insane how fucking thin no ass no hips this womanlet is
I think it should have been Millie Bobby Brown
I remember her standing with a stuntwoman that was fit as fuck, it was pathetic
>>730938186>>730938384>ugly>can't act>a bitch to work withAnd here I am wondering how she's still getting roles after Dark Phoenix, let alone something as iconic as Lara Croft.
>>730975459memories from long ago
>>730942013
>>730944770BITCH LOOKS GOOD FOR A FOUR YEAR OLD
>>730985223disgusting
>>730939423Looks like a tranny
>>730938945Imagine knowing that a mimic is a mimic and yet not giving a shit. What kind of retarded wordview you need to have?
>>730952491Post pregnancy every woman lose some breasts compared to her pre pregnancy size.
>>730948718this shit is impossible man
>>730971943mon dieu...
>>730980385Don't look up who's Lara based on
>>730938186Gamestop is not a video game store.
>>730938945Well you see one is an actual woman with a bit of muscle mass, and the other is a man with a penis.
>>730939302>ventinasty as fuck
>>730951580THE QUESTION TO THE ANSWER WHY
She looks like a cosplayer.The writing will kill it, Phoebe Waller Bridge is walking cancer.
>>730955523>NEXT GUY!
>>730938186Why'd they hire Scotty?
>>730945580Cucky or troon. I think cuck
>>730986373I can do this and I'm fat
>>730955207Have you seen anything about her? of crouse she does, she fits the profile so well.
i legit dont get the outrage over this. its an upgrade to washing board vikander. the only issue people have is her not having double d's
>>730989725Culture war gave chuds unrealistic standards and now they think anyone who isn't a 10/10 bombshell is secretly trans and/or the jews trying to subvert and destroy beauty standards or something
why don't they just hire fans (3dcg porn artists) to make movies?
>>730938273This
>>730938186They grew balls to call them out like that.
>>730992275gamestop xitter account is full of shitposts
>>730988947Extremely underrated post, ten keksYou win the internet
>>730940201>Angelina Jolie had the perfect angular face and full lipsyou say this like she wasn't a surgical botox mutant to achieve it, that bitch was plastic as hell
>>730953173Is that a dobson comic I never saw until now?
>>730953720Would plap that slampig so hard I'd give her tourette's for real this time
>>730938384She doesn't need underwire bras or bras for that matter>>730938921Ah yes it can always be worse
>>730942057The small boy with the fridge body, no tits and fivehead was atrocious casting.There's swedish women and then this swedish goblin
>>730956949>prime Tia CarrereBased
>>730973021high cut leotardFor the love of god, high cut leotard
>>730939423if you just used the photoshop pinch tool to pull her waist in to make an hourglass figure it'd be 90 percent improved. unfortunately that's a bigger deal to do in real life
>>730985742No
>>730939423looks really good to me. sure her breasts can be a bit bigger but the rest just looks great. idk what the problem is
I hate Sophie Turner so much it's unreal. Even Vikander was better. Also in Vikander's movie defense, kinda liked how the way she "overpowered" buff dudes was through grabs and not brute force, and still struggled. It was mediocre as hell though.
>>730993854She looks like a bleached potato these days, go way and take your AI slop with you, jeet
>>730949226Big Harvey was cultivating great bodies of work though.After we lost him it all went to shit.
>>730939213Liking muscle girls makes you a closet faggot.
>>730939213Her stomach is bigger than her ass lmao bitch built like a frog was forced to stand up
>>730938921This bitch's face never fails to make me laugh. It's like it's several sizes too small for her head
>>730938921VGH... what could have been
>>730953720Liar bitch.
>>730986373https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x68q6FAbAM4
>>730975692This fag is mega gay
>>730970152>I didn't like the Franchise >Time to work on the FranchiseWhy are they like this
>>730971637Why is she sunburned
>>730955523>I'm gonna be a dad
>>730997805>I don't like this forum>Time to mod this forumHmm...
>>730986373Post your physique you fat faggot.
>>730938186I'm gonna be honest, I don't hate this. Alicia Vikander had a face like she was going to deliver some epic feminist speech at any moment and I've always thought Angelina Jolie straight up looks like a latino man, was never hot and is literally the most overrated actress of all time besides maybe Aniston. I know Amazon is gonna shit all over this any way as far as characterization but I didn't immediately cringe at the idea of Sophie Turner.
>>730986373this is called a planche or a planche push up and it absolutely can be done if you're not a limp wristed retard (i cant do it yet lol but im working towards it)
Should've been her.
>>730995262>Literally has AI in the titleDon't be retarded.
I think it looks fine, it's defiantly "off" but that's more becuase they want a less cosplay approach.I think its the neck and shorts that are throwing people off. she doesn't fill the shorts very well making them look quite baggy with a slim fitting vest and her neck isn't carrying enough fat.
>>730957246Yes.Eidos Interactive (studio behind tombraider) used to hire and train models to perform Laura Croft's stunts.Including, though its not in my link, doing a backflip and shooting a target midair.here is an old ass article from the ancient days when gaming journalism sort of meant something:https://www.gamespot.com/articles/champion-gymnast-named-new-lara-croft/1100-6234521/Its hard to look for it on the internet because this shit was from the days of people showing up to conventions to see stuff in person, and the internet being too young to see it broadcasted.Tomb Raider's marketing was built on hiring and training attractive women to actually do a bunch of the things Laura does in the game.
>>731000575sorry, forgot image
>>730971943dios mio...
>>730999719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NneqQb_DD4Q>10 years ago
>>730939606God, the fucking cheek bones on Jolie made it absolutely perfect. The angular, English aristocrat look Lara is known for died with Underworld.
>>730938186Bar is so low retards will settle for the bare minimum.
>>730942057>>730985142>>730993549>>730950037>Alicia Stickander's Lara Croft body shamed by 4chan troll
>>730940387If you think muscles equal hot your a fucking faggot. Just go slurp that cock loser
>>730999462Imagine
>>730938186>>730950208>>730951580>>730988947>mfw Tomb Raider as a movie franchise is an endless money pit
>>730940032The company is literally dying, this is how they struggle for relevance while their CEO squeezes as much money as possible to get his bonus and quit
>>730938747>Seriously who wants muscle on a femaleMe!
>>731001948>The angular, English aristocrat look Lara is known for died with Underworld.That was the best she ever looked.
Sophie Turner's painfully British features turned out to be detrimental for the casting.
>>730971457it makes me cum, that's my thought
>>730938186I don't give a fuck about old Lara. 2010 Lara was peak
>>730998973Not fat and kinda alright all around. I think I just lack core strength to pull it out.>>730999173I wonder if it's more wrist or core, I want to pull it out now
>>730997836it's the sun man
I played tomb raider when I was like 9 and thought dinosaurs and dual wielding was cool but everyone else was just jerking off to her triangle tits
>>731008817>jerking off to her triangle titsfake boomereveryone was jerking off to the renders, not ingame Lara
>>731009137you know what I mean retard
>>730940028She has an ugly little shrew face
>>731008817I mean, you could do both
>>731009137I've always found renders to be ugly, the games models are aesthetically more pleasing. Besides, the real life models were better >>730941364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462_rvjDAtkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfcdRCjQzc4https://web.archive.org/web/20230516160755/https://imgur.com/a/O7F1Ypa
>>731009230She has that british potato farmer face, not even makeup can hide it. Lara needs an angular face with big features.
>>731009754a face made to be beaten by a drunk factory worker on a weeknight, head like a fucking rectangle
>>730955727>[YouTube] Tomb Raider (1996) Ost - Main Themenice
>>731009648>the real life models were betterwell yeah
Post women who would make a good lara croft.
I'm excited for the new remake.
>>730938186She looks like the Lara Croft from that remake of 1 everybody was claiming was proof Tomb Raider was back.
>>730938186We know Sophies tits are bad so it ruins Lara.
>>730938186I genuinely think if she had more chest, she'd 100% look the part. >>730938273This is absolutely true.
>>731010285you start
Why are they forcing tomb raider so bad anyways? It was a mildly successful series originally, completely fell off and is now just a weird hollywood project.
>>731011317the rights for it keep being sold for millions, so they want some returns on it
>>731011317Embracer bought the IP and Amazon is making a game and TV series iirc
>>730970152I hate this woman.
>>731011317they think they can make a bunch of money off of nostalgia + word of mouth
>>730955523can anyone explain why this potato was nominated for best actress at the golden globes when they identify as non-binary?
>>731012104because it's courageous and shocking
>>731012104I can't because the thing absolutely sucks at acting. It has to be nepotism.
>>730938747>Seriously who wants muscle on a female99% of (straight) men. It's just that you and others like you are too retarded to realize that a "thick" girl or a girl with very defined curves are also muscular, and these are just outliers who went to the extreme in muscle building.
>>730938273She was much more beautiful than Sophie but that's basically redundant to say as early 2000s Angelina Jolie was more beautiful than most women ever. From the neck down there's not a lot of difference though (Angelina's tits were padded to hell and back). Sophie is fitter and more athletic. Overall Turner looks a bit more like the part but the accurate costume is admittedly helping a lot.I do wonder if the people saying Jolie was the perfect casting have rewatched those movies recently though. Aside from them just not being very good I was a bit shocked to realize they rely on Angelina's sex appeal way less than I remember. She spends so much of them wearing an ugly black t-shirt so the accuracy isn't there either, and Lara's characterization is pretty generic so she comes across as just a stock action heroine most of the time. If they have Sophie running around all sweaty in OP's outfit the show is gonna provide much more goonable content than Jolie's movies
>>731011317The last trilogy sold 35 million copies.
>>730938945I can impregnate the woman and ruin all her hard work
>>731012449Which is not that great considering it was advertised more than COD and Halo combined.
even melonie mac hates the new tomb raider
>>730938273Based and true
>>730939423Same vibes
bros, i'm about to jerk it to AOD larawish me luck
>>731012646What are you smoking on? It wasn't at all.
>>730982459My gf is also diabetic (type 1) on top of having a bunch of other illnesses like anemia and hashimotos and is pretty muscular from working out every day. I have none of those and I have like half the daily energy she does.
>>730938945genitalia are kind of important when it comes to sex
>>731012767Dude I saw tomb raider ads on the side of buses, and I'm europe. That's disney movie promotion money.
>>730955727I fell in love with this theme immediately when I played this game for the first time. I really can't describe the feeling this song gives me, but it has a special place in my heart. Also, the harp is such an underrated and underused musical instrument that needs more love.
there was a girl running on a treadmill on my gym the other day in a string bikini. Things are wild out there
>>730965414That's disgusting. Muscle is a masculine trait, and not a feminine one. Women who do this are female trannies, who're trying to be men. It's gross!
>>730938384Imagine her pegging your asshole and making fun of you for cumming like a woman...
>>731012968did you look around for a camera first? don't be caught in content bait
>>731012787is that her?
>>731012354A beautiful face and fierce attitude fiting for an action role went a long way.I do wonder how much training Sophie is going through though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt2eUjGKFAA
>>731012767The last 2, specially Shadow absolutely had a massive marketing budget.
>>731013074funny enough someone on discord said the same thing. But no I go to a pretty serious gym, ppl would get banned for doing thatBack when I worked out at 24 hr fitness, there was another girl doing ass to grass squats in this tiny pleated skirt. There were so many hotties at that 24 hour fitness, but the issue was it got so goddamned busy all the time. I still think about going back once a week just to keep an eye out for baddies
So how long until they're pressured into an apology? Or has it already happened?
>>731012767It's a known fact at this point, SOTTR had a $35 million marketing budget
>>730981302>She
>>731012968stay safe anon
>>731012968Oh God how horrible, please film it next time as evidence.
>>7310124492013 did half of that, the other 2 did well but not THAT well considering they ramped up production and marketing costs
>>731012449the original game sold 7 million copies alone, despite costing ~100 times less than the survivor trilogy to produce
>>730975692>Anyone know who this demon is?brittany venti
>>731012787i'm gonna stroke it to this pic now, thanks anon
>>731012787>tiny little twig calvesvgh... what a waste
>>731013217Much more training than Jolie, apparently. The bikini picture someone posted further up in the thread is Sophie showing her off her gains preparing for the role. Now I'm hoping they write some actual decent action sequences and all this preparation isn't pointless
Here is your Lara Croft.
>>731014680>it's a mandatory undressing scene episode
I hate being reminded Sansa was a character with absolutely cancerous fans tourists
>>731011317One of the oldest female led gaming IP's
