Meanwhile, at Black /v/esa...
Catch me later, I'll buy you some cunny juice
GREETIIIIIIIINGS
>he fell for it again>he fell for it again>he fell for it again>he fell for it again>he fell for it again>he fell for it again
whoever designed the tram system is a retard
Looks like you are in the barrel today.
>>730985382/v/ would never play this Quakeslop asset flip of a game
WHO RUINED THE MICROWAVE
>>730985382You know who ate all the donuts?
>VITAL "HOPE" LEVELS: CRITICAL
I love you, Anon...
>"Why do we have to solve these ridiculous captchas?"
>>730985382MY GODDo you know who ate all the STAHP
>>730985431Blue Archive player...
>GOT A SCIENTIST HERE>HE'S GOT A LOT OF PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH *DICKS*
>>730987053the only assets they were flipping were sound effects
>>730985382They're wating for you Anon, in the schizo chamberrrr
>>730991474MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>730991815>YOU'RE DISGUSTING>I'M GETTING RID OF THESE THINGS
>>730991948STAHP
>>730991067kek>>730991170>Ayo, Freeman!
Gordon Freeman in the flesh...or rather in the /v/ thread
>>730992073>The right... anon in the wrong thread can make all the difference in the world...>So wake up... Mr... anon...>Wake up... and smell the shill posting
>>730992010>THERE, NO MORE GIRLS WITH DICKS FOR YOU HOMO
>>730992090
sex with alyx
>>730992217She's a child you sick fuck.
DAWAJ NA RINGDAWAJ NA RING
>Don't shoot! I'm with the janitors!
>Attention anon, we will ban you
>>730992330>Well, so much for the janiors. Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the thread! Judging from your VPN, I'd say you were part of tranny discord raid—isn't that right?
>>730992073>I took the liberty of relieving you of your reaction images, most of them where ifunny property, as for the cropped CP, I'd say you've earned it
>>730991170All you had to do was ride the damn train GF!
>>730985382Now... About that (You) I owe ya!
>>730985431werent you suppose to be the nonnymulus chamber 15 minutes ago?
You can piss and shit in an hev suit right?
>>730990409why did gabe give him glasses?
>>730992265Do any of the black ops ninja women ever get headcrabbed?
>>730992485A scientist without glasses makes no sense
>>730992503I mean they don't wear helmets, and even people that wore helmets got crab'd, so I don't see why not.
which one of you is this?
>>730992525but the nigger scientists dont have them
>thats the old pass to /b/>we don't got there anymore
>>730992613they're either DEI hires, or incredibly talented and broke the stereotype, eitherway they dont fit the mold
>>730992583
>>730992571headcrabs are flawed, they only latch onto humans. wtf did they do in zen? what did they eat? what was their purpose in the evolutionary tree?
>>730992663YOU'RE flawed.
Does anyone know how to de-beak these things? Asking for a friend.
>>730992632fuck you and ur bs Gordon isnt a nerdy scientist. he has brains and brawn. how else would he fight the army and hordes of aliens? cant do that wearing glasses. and no he didnt age in 2
>what board is this anyway?>well the browser through we were headed to the porn boards, so far this all looks familiar
>>730992406KEK
>>730992663My headcanon:>headcrabs are an interstage in the lifecycle, they're supposed to find suitable spots to settle down and grown into a headcrab mushroom like the ones seen in Xen (which then eventually grows into a gonarch) >for this, they use hosts like vorts which they take over, suck some nutrients out of, and then use the much larger range of the host to find the perfect spot and jump off there, leaving the vort weakened, but alive>because earth is so different to Xen, and because humans are a host they haven't adapted to, the headcrab takeover becomes permanent and lethal, because the headcrab keeps sucking nutrients out of the host
>>730992862i never ever saw a headcrab on a vort or any other animal. they were just designed for men, poorly designed by devs. game deserves a refund and Gabes mega yacht repossessed
>>730992972When someone asks in-universe questions like "what was their purpose in the evolutionary tree" I expect they want an in-universe answer. No duh that budget and time constraints for HL1 mean there isn't much more to their actual presence in the game.
>>730985382Boy I sure hope nothing happens today...
>>730985515cool it with the antisemitsm
>>730988126
>>730985382WHO IS FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE?!
