Switch 2 finally has a game
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>>730986163a shitty 5 year old game at that
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ff7-rebirth-director-ff7-remake-co-director-naoki-hamaguchi-praises-japans-far-right-pm-sanae-takaichi.1394749/
>linking Retardera
>>730986163Hamaguchi might be one of the worst directors in Final Fantasy history
>Humiliation ritualImagine having to sign FF7 S2 edition copies to tendies surrounded by Mario posters all because Rebirth flopped
>>730986163>begging tendies to save remake trilogyShameful behavior.
>>730986163We don't even want it. Snoys can keep that garbage.
>We
>>730987346Ddn't know Hamaguchi was so supportive of Japanese wellbeing.Supremely based.still not buying this shitty degrade and bastardization of ff7.
Oh.alsoeric threadso of course-1,200karma.Can't forget that part.>>730988159Square should just make more good games like octopath or triangle strategy.
>>730986163>GKCIt doesn't.
there's no chance the switch 2 can run rebirth.
>>730986163It's the worst S-E game on switch 2
>>730986163this is a betrayal to sony
>ff game>not turn basedMiss me with that gay shit.
>30fps action gamethat's a no from me dog
>>730988695you can play it turn-based iirc
>>730986163Very based. Enjoy, Tendie bros.
>>730986163DQ is coming the week after. Not even SE has faith in this turd.
Uhhh.... Barry sissies? How do we cope?
>Game Key CardYep, it's gonna crash and burn.
>>730989626He never recovered.
>>7309861636 years late
>>730989626Why the FUCK is animal crossing that high it’s 6 years old how many soccer moms are left
>>730989817I suppose it was on sale.
>>730989264Not interested in either demake
>>730989626Lol
>>730990279That's like $20,000 into SE's bank account after Nintendo takes their cut. Final Fantasy is saved!
>>730989626>Barry is already melting downkekekekekek
>>730988159They didn't expect Rebirth to sell less than 2 million copies. They're panicking.
>>730986163Tendies and FFags are the most obnoxious salesfags on earth. This is a match made in heaven.
>>730986163It's such a lazy port why even bother, the fact that it's upscaled 1080 in docked when it should have been native 1440 shows how little Square Enix cared, if remake runs that poorly I have no idea how they plan on porting Rebirth.
>>730986163Damn Nomura's not looking too good these days...
>>730989096Would've been perfect if she had boob jiggle.
>>730987220>a shitty 5 year old game at thatThis describes the bulk of the tendie catalogue
>>730989096third world SFM animation. bravo.
>>730989817It's only a few days old copenhagen
PS5 only have movie games
Remake will sell millions of copies on PC and once it's on PC you're not going to see anyone calling it shit anymore
>>730992136I remember retards saying this for real, and now they're back making the same claim about the switch port. Why don't they ever learn?
Square-Enix must be delusional to think this will generate a lot of sales>Switch 2 install base is not huge>Plenty of older games that couldn't run on the old switch are being dumped on the Switch 2 >The people who were interested in this game already bought it ages ago on PS4,PS5,PC or XBOX(i'll mention it because it exists)Also what a punchable face >>730986163
>30fps with dropsSo... why would you buy this instead of getting it for PC of PS5? You could technically get it for free on PC right now and it would run much, much better.
>>730994341They split a game into 3 products. I'm not buying it until there's a bundle
>>730995648No progress is carried over and there are gameplay mechanics changes/tuning.For example in Remake Cloud feels like he is glued to the ground and can take a few hits.Meanwhile in Rebirth he feels floaty and squishy, one hit will send him flying.
>>730995770It will never be that complete cohesive disc 1-3 package.
>>730986163>a gameanon FF7R is a trash walking simulator for autistic homosexuals.it's definitely not a game.
>>730989817Switch 2 edition is new. The fact it isnt number 1 is telling
>>730995770If the KH or Integrade releases are any indicator. A series bundle will release with more content. No point in buying the game now
>>730988090Not building Remake and Rebirth for Switch was theoretically a missed opportunity for them, like if they stayed on Nintendo while the Playstation was taking off in 1996. They built Rebirth for PS5 as an exclusive and it turned out to be a sluggish platform which only sells sports games.
>>730997674Would have been cheaper to make too. God knows what the budget for the games looks like. Probably fucked
>>730986163...and what a great game it is!
>>730989698I hate Conan so much. Shrieking unfunny faggot.
I'm out of the loopis this a good thing?do we support Square for this or what?I'm assuming we want to them succeed, yes?
>>731000707Yes.
>>730990279>Why aren't more people buying a code in a box?Most are buying this straight from the eshop
She's in my preorder bonus.
>>730989698Reminder, he refused to call cops on Rob Riener's son despite him being on drugs and causing a ruckus at Conan's party. He later killed Rob Riener and his own mother.
>>730989626Barry wo-ACK
>>730997674The old CEO at SE was a retard that took exclusives deals with Sony. It financially fucked over SE in the long run that they fired their old CEO and stopped taking exclusives deals since then.
>>730989626>>731001565
>>730986163hamaguchi is a black woman larping as a japanese man
>>730997674>Not building Remake and Rebirth for Switch was theoretically a missed opportunity for themInitial sales would be higher but there would still be a massive drop off for the sequel.For some reason people refuse to accept that Final Fantasy VII Remake is not what most people wanted. Among many things it suffers from is continuity porn.
>Thank you for saving my game :D
>>730986163Fucking hilarious how it's also coming out on xbox on the same day but there's literally 0 promotion or expectation around that portHoly dead console
>>731002107trust the plan. next generation is our generation xbros.
>>731001565They only had 2000 preorder copies ready. I guess they're not expecting much success. Or it's manufactured fomo.Anyway it's very funny that preorders of a digital download key can "sell out"Probably just means they ran out of MtG cards, the only way to bait people into buying this.
>>730986163It's hilarious that it took the industry so long to notice that AAAs were over-scoped when they started taking longer to make than the duration of an entire generation of consoles.
>>730994341>>Switch 2 install base is not hugeIt's already pretty big on a global scale but there is also the fact that Nintendo has virtually no competition in the Japanese market (Playstation was sabotaged when Jim Ryan and his buddies took over the brand, Xbox was dead after the Xbox360).Unless your company is named Bandai Namco, and that could very well change due of Harada leaving his position of general manager, japanese third-parties don't have the luxury to ignore Nintendo anymore.>>The people who were interested in this game already bought it ages ago on PS4,PS5,PC or XBOX(i'll mention it because it exists)I dunno why this is such a strong argument. Of course it's not going to sell as well as the original PS4 release due of its age (and word of mouth as people are now aware it's hardly a "remake") but there will always be an influx of people interested in games by opportunism, when it comes on their main system of choice or simply because their interests changed over time. Squeenix also wants to release the two FF7R titles on Nintendo before the third part comes out simultaneously on all platforms.
>>731005440Good games sell, bad games dont. Doesnt matter what platform theyre on. Square is dying
>>730986163So the Switch 2 has no chance of running Rebirth, right?
*blows dust off script*Ahem"Apparently it's the best looking game on switch"
>>730986163Funny how this game series is the only one that has to explain itself to /v/ on why they are releasing it to new platformsLike, any other is just a simple "oh its a new port, cool" but this one is like "so it didnt sell well huh?"
>>730986163In glorious 30 fps
>>731006162If it's funny why are you just barely able to mask how angry you are
>>730991662It's 6 years oldIt's just sold with a few days old high resolution DLCNintendo treats their Switch 2 editions as new games, but their feelings won't be hurt if you don't do the same. Don't worry, you don't have to act retarded for them
>>7310063747R fanboy insecurity leads certain people to the delusional conclusion that 7R is the only game ever made that anyone on /v/ ever says anything bad about. Of course they could look around or see in the archives that /v/ is constantly shittalking absolutely everything, but posters like that seem to have mindbroking themselves into completely seriously believing that this place is nice to every other game aside from 7R which it WRONGLY is mean to.He'll pretend he's not a fanboy but will also get upset if you ask him to say anything bad about the game himself. He's not a fanboy, but also believes it's flawless and that nobody should say anything that isn't praise or promotion.
I can't wait for it to sell like shit because no one cares about final fantasy anymore.
>>731006507I think you're right. Imagine believing this place just said "new port, cool" when Cyberpunk was ported to Switch. He really thinks 7remake is singled out
>>731006061Can't be, Prime 4 released not long ago
>>731005565https://mynintendonews.com/2025/09/25/final-fantasy-vii-remake-producer-talks-demo-and-rebirth-on-nintendo-switch-2/>[hamaguchi] said that the follow-up Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is already running well on Nintendo Switch 2 and is currently being optimised for the platform
>>731006374>>731006507Agree, also adding something extra with the same writing style.
>>731007774>>731006862huh
>>731007818You could at least leave it an extra minute>>731006507Let's test that theory>>731006162What are some things you didn't like about remake?
>>731001661>>731001565>>730989626>>730989698wow 2000 units sold what a hit...
>>731008135*blows dust off script*Ahem"Do people even buy physical anymore? This will sell millions digitally"
>>731002078wait rebirth is coming too? now I am really curious what kindo of insane optmizations they will have to do, the first game is a hallway basically so it performs well even on toasters, rebirth will be hell to port though
>>731008246720p30fps
>>731008246They happily sold those dogshit cloud versions of kingdom hearts on switch, they really dont care
>>731007972I guess he'd rather not say. The theory holds water.
>>731008393I'm still mad about that.
>>730986163>You could not live with your own failure. Where did it bring you? Back to me.
>>731008224>>731006061definitely not angry
>>731006162FF series was always proud to be Sony exclusive and is not a coincidence that after Rebirth and XVI fell under expectations they announced PC, Xbox and even Switch portsAnd now you have Hamaguchi doing naked dogeza to Mario so they can finally update Rebirth copies sold and not look embarrassing
>>731009174>FF series was always proud to be Sony exclusiveit hasnt been since FFXIII, and it wasnt during the pre-7 era
>>730986163Maybe Remake will finally get that 8 million sales update.
>>730989626Tendies really were just tsunderes LMAO
>>730986163>Switch 2 finally has a gameAnd it's generic Unreal slop. No thanks.
>>731007774I'm so glad this one still bothers you. It wouldn't unless I was right.
>>730995850>we have to look at ports as new games because ???People thinking like you is why you get milked.
>>731011769Nogaems Switch 210-year-old ports 2"I have to buy that again?" 2
>>731011769Bananza is the only halfway worthwhile game on it and it seems like big steaming pile of shit with ridiculous design choices.
That means we'll get Rebirth by 2032. We eating good, Nintenbros
>>731006507It's just not a bad game. It's actually decent--almost great. The hatred is forced by a board hungry for another TORtanic. I've said my piece.
>>731012067No, unless you think part 3 isn’t coming out until 2033. They already confirmed it will release simultaneously on all platforms including Switch 2
>>731011769You know snoys are lefist trannies, because just like them they believe in the post-modernist idea that reality can be conjured up by being as delusional as possible>if I astroturf hard enough, everyone will believe Switch 2 has no games despite already having more games than the 5-year-old PS5No they won't, you'll just look like the delusional tranny you are and everyone will laugh at you
>>731012637Just like with Persona 5, the narrative will flip once its on S2.
>>730992136>>730993838It's still happening lol
>>731012694>tendie projecting his obsession with trannies onto anyone elseBetter hope they don't find your pokemon loli discord, champ.
>>730986163buy an ad
>>731012694It’s fun reading comments on the ONE GAME song video of Snoys trying to shift the narrative to Switch 2 only to get BTFO
>>731012694>dude trannies did you know trannies what about trannies trannies tranniesAh the sweet smell of obsession for schizos.
>>731012748So the shitposting will be reduced? P5 threads when it was PS4 only were full of haters, same as the translator spam in sentinel 13 threads
>>73098616310k Famitsu sales at best. Yawn.
>>731013243Pretty much. Once shitposters can no longer use certain ammo for their shit posts they'll eventually get bored and move onto another game.
>>731013243Rebirth haters used to be pc vegans, but after the game launched on pc, the hate amplified. we are pretty sure it is tendies now.
>>731013434The number of people who shit on the game every time it comes to a new platform. What could possibly cause this?
>>731013434>Rebirth haters used to be pc vegans, but after the game launched on pc, the hate amplifiedthis never happened, jimbo.
>>731013434>Tendie already derailing to pcfagsKEK, coward like fucking always
>>731013434No matter the excuse, they will always default back to Barry in the end. He is just too powerful.
>>731013674That's not me, you know I don't say stuff like "pc vegans" and "tendies"But thanks, always nice to know what positions bother you enough to snap.
>>730991624are you retarded
Why is every FF thread just the same handful of schizophrenics talking about their boogeymen?
>>731014078Because the alternative is talking about the games.
>>731013860Like eric
>>731014078Most people left this board, and most FF fags are ojisans now
>>731014078FF schizos find it very difficult to accept that more than one person might say something negative about the games they like, even when those games don't sell very well.
>>731014078Don’t you get it? The future of the franchise relies on tendies buying this remake, schizos are 24/7 convincing the 3 people on /v/ to buy/not buy it
>>731014652I want anons to buy it but not on switch. They would have a better experience if they didn't buy the gimped version. Any PC should run it better. There's no reason to get the switch version.
>>731014481Stop falling for falseflagging and generalizing dude
>>731014078You should check out ffg if you wish to understand the average FF tranny. It's Final Fantasy House but focused on profit margins.
>>731014868Nobody goes to /vg/
Yo dog we heard you liked censored baby gamesSo we took a beloved classic and gave her a breast reduction70$
>>731014078>B-b-barry doesn't exist.Yes you do, Barry. You have been shitposting about Final Fantasy for many years for years. You even attempt to pose as a group with incessant samefagging.
>>731014949This is the "you lost and got raped" guy isn't it
>>731013860The king remains undefeated.
>>730986163OTHER GAME??
>>731013860Kek
>>731014949>You even attempt to pose as a group with incessant samefagging.Case in point right here: >>731015260
So if the only person who says anything bad about this game is one guy on /v/ why doesn't it sell better
>>730986163how shit does this game run on switch?
>>731013860>He is just too powerful.And handsome too!
>>730986163>30fps30fps
>>731015629He’s just too powerful
>>731015864Wait, for real?
>>731015789You are an ugly poo and you sperged against P5 and e33 too.You didn't even 100% ffxv
>>731016350Yephttps://www.digitalfoundry.net/news/2025/12/final-fantasy-7-remake-demo-impresses-on-switch-2
>>731016475lmaooooooooooo
>>730987220we're closer to 6 now
>>731013434Because Steamies aren't as accepting of LGBTQ+ as Snoys.
>>731016689This. Only snoys and tendies like tranny shit
I dont understand when some guys here are emotionally personally invested in specifically selling switch copies of this game
>>730986163That's good but 30fps really kills the vibe. I think I play at 120 fps on my rig.
>>731016757Frankly we don't care how many copies it sells as long as everyone knows Barry is the one causing FF to keep flopping.
>>731016897Who is Barry? I keep seeing this name here
>>731016897If you want to sound like a fanboy don't overreact or else you are the one looking bad
>>731017018Some FFXV fan who correctly predicted XVI and Rebirth would flop for including LGBTQ content.
>>731016757ff14 declining, Rebirth and fF16 bombing destroys the fanboys mind.
>>731017274That's not a prediction. XV killed FF reputation even more and they were ps5 only, when not divided in 3 games.
>>731017274He also said Dawntrail would suck n flop due to having a tranny furry as the main protagonist.
>>731017473Ff14 it's an old mmo
I NEED to switch 2 port of ffviir to sell as many copies as possible but if I tried to explain why it would make me sound like a schizo fanboy loser.
>>730986163It is the best looking game on the console as well.
>>731017018Some guy who shit on ffxiv/ffxvi. Xiv/xvi fanboys falseflag about him constantly since theyre still butthurt over him shitting on their games. Bunch of fuckin losers tbqh
>>730987346Based Hamaguchi. Now I like him even more.
>>731006061>>731019553Hey!
I've seen the same hate posts on VII Remake for a week.Is it just a good subject for baiting, or what?
When Wilds comes to Switch 2, it will be heralded as a return to form and the best MH since Risebreak.
>>731019949>hate postsWhere? I see posts about Barry and people saying the game runs better on PC.Do you think making fun of the switch only being able to run the game at 30fps is a hate post about VII Remake?
>>730992136>>731020105Does this brand of cope actually work
>>730986163>“Back when the original Final Fantasy VII was released, it was primarily created for the Japanese market, and its global reach expanded as it gained recognition,” explained the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy lead programmer. “But today, rather than first prioritizing the Japanese market and letting the game’s reach grow organically, we now create with a global audience in mind from the very start. In that sense, we are in a completely different era.”I will not be buying the wokeslop.
