>mfw colosseum-fags will never, EVER play chariot race
That's cool, let me know if you ever want to watch a real game.
>colloseumfagssack and pillage rome and the countryside>hippodromeCHADSrebuild the walls of constantinople in record time and saves it from barbarian hordes
>>731008027The competitive scene for chariot race is insane.
What exactly is stopping anyone from doing everything on the left but on the right?I can understand the naval warfare one is not feasible but everything else seems like it would work just fine except in a long field rather than circular arena.
>>731008027If your colosseum is big enough you could just emulate a Chariot Race, though
>>731009542Can't see shit if your seat is on the wrong end of the hippodrome.
>Naval WarfareHere we go ago with this shit. It never got released.>n-n-no look at thisThat's just concept art show us an in game screenshot.
>>731009542Because chariotfags are autists and refuse to do literally anything else>>731009285>chariottards are so obsessed with muh green team/blue team that they riot and chimp out on a regular basis, almost caused based Emperor Justinian to flee for his life one time and he had to be talked out of it by his whore wife
when are they going to release Strategic Slave Fighting 2?
>>731009842>PicThat looks like 3 times larger than in real life.
>>731008027If Colosseum is so good, then where's Colosseum 2?
>>731010219Ever seen a 'Bama game?
>>731008027There's also the chariot vehicular combat game
>>731009842Instead of building aqueducts why won't all spectators piss inside the colosseum at the same time? It makes the show less passive too.
>>731010350I have actually. It was fun.
>game set in rome >romans have gaelic look about them
>>731011438>Game/movie set in Rome>Not played by malnourished Italian manlets
>>731008027Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.
>>731011438Retard
>>731009842>It never got released.Caesar released Naumachia in 46 BC, you dolt. Nero and Titus made sequels.
>>731011438romans didn't resemble southern mutts in any way
>>731008027>Gladiator combat>Gladiator comabt in a tub>Gladiator combat but with furries>Gladiator combat but with furries in denial>???
>>731009481>there could be blue posters in this thread right nowterrifying thought
>>731008027>hippodromefags will defend this
>>731011438>>731013613Don't execute me for this but I've never actually watched Rome. Is it actually good?
>>731013781Yeah, my slave carries my chair outside my domus to see plebeians going around, it's pretty neat.
>>731013781Yeah it's good. Shame on hbo for cancelling it.
>buttonmashersget some taste, you barbarians
>>731013731kek
>>731013781It was fun. Second or third season is a rushed mess (i forgot how many seasons it actually had) but i enjoyed it
>>731014115This guy is a poser, I'm one of the three audience members in the pic btw.
>>731014115>theater-games colosseum 3 has no real games
>>731014015The entire set burned down if I remember right
>>731011438there's no romans left to play the romans and no, shitalians aren't romans
>>731013781Really good. Definitely give it a watch.
>>731008027HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME!
>>731014115>dramas>comedies>gamesno wonder malaka got curbstomped by the ROMAN BVLL>>731013916your domus is a whorehouse and i frequent it every day
>>731014448The fire was after the series was cancelled. Originally they were planning to do 5 or 6 seasons iirc, season 3 was supposed to be Vorenus and Pullo in Judea or something.
>>731015261Oy
>>731011438Nord-chuddies think anyone who isn't blond hair and blue eye aren't white.
>>731014962HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nord-BVLLS know anyone who isn't blond hair and blue eye aren't white.
>>731014759>shitalians aren't romans
>>731009542The colosseum is paying the devs to make their games exclusive.
Roman women belong to BBC (Big Barbarian Cock)
>>731015995Plenty of you look positively ghoulish.
Plenty of you look positively middle eastern
>>731016090GABAGOOLOVA 'ERE
Damn, I can't find that pic of Benjamin Franklin talking about white and swarty people. I know I have it somewhere.
>>731016529who's the only white people left anyway? the amish? everyone else is being browned
>>731008027Hippodrome chads are the reason of why >pic exists
>Playing game>Walk into new town>It has a colosseum>Guaranteed that you'll have to fight in "the tournament">Hours of fighting basic enemies you've killed hundreds of times before while cutscenes before/after the fights drag on about how amazing you are for winningHas this concept EVER been done well? I can't think of a single game where this shit does anything but drag the pace to a halt with bland gameplay.
>>731008027Ya think they ever had something like a game of chess in the Colosseum? Like each piece is a gladiator, they have places marked along the field, and fights can only happen when two gladiators enter the same area?
>>731016973You mean like Battle Chess but IRL?
>>731013781Not if you like Roman history. Actual historical events are only a small percentage of the show, the rest is fan fiction written about made up characters, mostly involving actual cuckolding and other "drama"
>>731008027Why is there no strategic combat sports irl?Seems pretty good to have with enough mics and cameras.
>>731017405we have chess and robot fights
>>731015210>your domus is a whorehouse and i frequent it every dayMust be, your mom and your wife are always around.
>>731017457Yeah but I want actual in the field battle command combined with combat sports.Imagine a coach not only having to tell what boxer to run around what part of a laberynth to duke it out at one side but also defend himself.Robot games is pretty close to what I wanted though.
>>731017054Yeah
>>731015210>>731017515these anons are father and son
>>731008027You never heard Romans killing each other over gladiators only gr**ks burning c*nstantinople over shitass chariots.
>>731017587american footballs kinda fits, minus the murder and rape
>>731015889Alright if only one race is white lets compromise. Blue eyed and blonde will be whites while your close relatives will be using some other nebulous melting pot word, like caucasian or aryan to signify that they are white adjacent genetically but really they are separate and their own unique word, like tawny(italian) or maggot pale(british).
Meanwhile in the ins/v/la...
>>731017732>minus the murder and rapeWait, do you mean my idea or american football.Because they both contain those...
>>731013781Its proper Kino
>>731017796I have dark brown hair and blue eyes, uncircumcised. My dad is Danish and my mom is Czech. What am I?
>>731017951i mean>rape and murder during a game live for everyone to see and never cencored or else the people responsible for the censoring will get raped and murdered live for everyone to see.vote for me for president and this goes into the constitution
The modern day chariot race
>>731018024Well in our good anons worldview you'd be white but mixed.Think of it like the old system where you are danish with a czech parent but now you are white with a german(east) parent.
>>731008027one of these is the progenitor to a sport which advances the technology that literally moves everything on the planet and it isn't the one on the left
Augustus III has no gaems
>>731018204Chariot races pretty much died out because people bred horses with stronger back. The 4 wheel cart was the progenitor of modern vehichles and it's a different design from the 2 wheel car.
>>731013731Have your (You). I kek'd
>>731018024White, though you might have some jew on your mothers side
>>731013781*executes you*
>>731018664*it was a statue*
Grok, how closely did the Chariot Race audience resemble NASCAR?
>>731008027>Hippodrones actually proud of ancient greek nascar
>>731018718Hello *Michael* the Chariot Races of the Roman Empire were almost one to one with NASCAR races of today. Both in terms of popularity and communal gatherings. In fact it often attracted nobility as part of the attendees as well as the patrons of certain racers should their skills earn them good fortune with the crowds. The writing of Good Solonius state the following, "I have oft attended the Hippodrome with senators and merchantment of great renown [...] indeed it is of a place where one can be seen and break words with those above ones station." Writing of good Solonius (68 B.C.)
>>731013414The colloseum doesn't have gates big enough to carry ships in. Meanwhile the hippodrome can hold dozens of chariots. Face it you lost.
>hippodrome>no hippos, just horses.
And what of Good Solonius?
>>731019908where do you think hippos got their name fromstupid
Christians burned down alexandria and byzantium, this shit never happened under pagans
>>731020059And what of Bad Solonius?
>>731020523The library of alexandria was not the repository of important lost texts and what had been important had been dispersed among other important libraries long before then (and it had been burned down and sustained attacked many times before then too).
