When do you think we're getting a game similar to Space Marine where we play as an Adeptus Custodes?
>>731015598I want one where I play as an astra militarum infantry man in massive scale battles. It should be insanely hard to the point of near impossible to survive missions
>>731015598>*dunks all over 40K*
>>731015598That would be fucking based. Marines are literally nothing compared to Custodes. There's a reason /ourguy/ Henry Cavill plays them.
>>731015598>>731016284>space marines are humanitys super duper special super elite warriors>soace marines become mainstream>uh uh uh, custodes are the space maines super duper special super elite warriorsHow can a person be an unironic custodes fan? They’re the epitome of whats lame with 40k.
>>731015598I dunno how popular custodes are compared to spees muhreens
I don't understand why this game was so overlookedIt's the Space Hulk game with RPG progression
>>731015598>game where you played as a helmeted Custodes for the tutorial>you save a squad of space marines, led by Captain Titus.>He kneels before you.>You pull off your helmet>You are Shield Captainess Tyrith Shiva Kyrus.>The protagonist.This would be the awesomest shit.
>>731016284Aren't the Custodes the palace guard? Why would they be an army in the setting if they don't go out to fight on random planets?
>>731016792But they do just that now. Because it lets GW sell more plastic, silly
>>731016792Your lore is nearly 10 years out of date. They're chads who go around protecting the Imperium and beating up Primaris space marines that step out of line.
>The Imperium is BRUTAL, they're evil heckin FASCISTS, they're not people you should like or look up to!>Oh but they're also equal opportunity employers I mean they're not sexist guys GOD of course we can have female custodes
>>731016792Because 40K sucks now.
Can Necrons be corrupted by Chaos?
RELEASE MECHANICUS 2 ALREADY
>>731015598ew, that looks terribleWhat the fuck do these custodes even do? Just fart around the palace complex all day every day?
Custodes Primaris when?
>>731017103no soulsalthough death guard has specific plague that rots necrodermis
>/v/ pretending like they didn't always worship these gay golden dildo troopers because of Henry Cavill
>>731016465Pretty popular, they're known as the Cavill army after all
>>731016975That's how retards operate.It's like games where there's a genocidal character that is categorically and unapologetically evil. They'll do everything EXCEPT anything close to racism, sexism, homophobia or anything ism phobia.
>>731018348This. Finally futa is making them just a little less gay.
>>731015598So who won that round of reveals? AOS or 40K?
>>731015598
>>731016437>thunder warriors...>primarchs...>primaris...>custodes WTF THEY MADE BIGGER MARINES???
>>731015598>where we play as an Adeptus Custodes?They literally stay on Terra and do nothing. So there's your game. You stand in front of a door for literally thousands of years.
>>731019398AoS always wins reveals
>>731015598No boobplate so this looks pretty good to me. Just throw a helmet on if you are triggered.
Hes finally going to meet guilliman , in 12th edition
>>731015598I need a muscle dommy mommy to destroy my pelvis as a regural guardsman as a reward for not deserting my post hnGGGGHHHHHH
I don't think TW40K will be very good but DoW4 has a chance.
>>731019909In my fanfiction, anyway.
>>731015598>this is supposed to be a womanKEK
>>731019561>lefty loons have never been able to refute this obvious parallel.
>>731020257>power chainfist clawsHow do you even use those?
>>731015598>Wokehammer finally cameI love seeing this shit franchise go into the dumpster fire.
Craig
>>731019202The problem here is that the villains also need to be saleable to stupid morons who cannot separate reality from fiction. Crushing poverty and obstructive bureaucracy is a degree of separation away from these people who are largely upper or middle class (ie they don't experience either), but SOUNDS evil enough to fulfill the conditions of a truly evil faction. However, homophobia? Oh no, they know actual gay people. It's hitting too close to home. They can't possibly portray that. In fact, it should be made a corporate mandated no-go to even TRY to do that!
>40k going full retard>Trench crusade already started out full retardedGuess there's no hope.
So, which fandom will Warchuddies migrate to now that GW is going full tard? Star Wars is dead and Star Trek is a zombie.
>>731021461There's nothing left
>>731021461Space King über alles
>>731021560This truly is a grim, dark future.
>>731021461infinite possibilities for a new one.
>>731021327Fucking Space King is the closest we'll ever get.
>>731021461>migrateNo. Embrace the inner grognard and retreat into the past.
>>731021567>Space Redditor über tranniesGrim future indeed...
>>731017205They give handjobs to the Emperor's corpse.
>>731021461Most will just stick to older editions and lorebooks. Not like they'd be missing out on anything of quality.
>custodes are super space marines>female custodes exist>female super space marines existCrazy to think that GW would need to power the existing women in their setting down to get them on space marine level
>>731021461warhammer nerds couldn't back up their fascist larp and got what they deserved
Wasn't the whole point of the sisters of battle to create a girl only faction so nerds don't feel like they're in a sausage fest?
>>731021925found the freak lol
>>731015598DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
>>731021461Those two weren't even options they don't scratch the warhammer itchTrench Crusade was a viable contender but the guys behind that shit the bedGrimdark Future is more generic sci-fi than anything else and doesn't live up to its namesakeTurnip28 is maybe the next best thing but it is a poor replacementHonestly the market is open for a proper grimdark wargame to compete with Warhammer
>>731022275>Trench Crusade was a viable contender but the guys behind that shit the bedWaddhabnd?
>>731021960That wasn't enough for games workshop. I don't doubt that they'll eventually pretend that every group, faction, army, etc, is and always was a perfectly equal blend of male, female, every skin color they think matters (meaning black, and maybe yellow, except for groups that were already composed of "minorities" like salamanders or sisters of battle, because that would be racist/sexist), lgbt and whatever retarded division is being used in modern society.
>>731022347Infected by the woke. They turned completely schizo when they realised not every member of their audience is reddit-tier and some are even hecking racists.
>>731022347What they presented as their setting was fake it was all a bunch of loose artwork with no real connection, when people asked for more info it became clear that the devs had no actual idea of what is going on in their own setting. Also they fucked up the plastic minis by ordering cheap 3D prints for their customers that arrived with many flaws in their bodies such as unfilled gaps and air bubble holes. Also also they openly mocked "chuds" and told them to fuck off when a few of them tried to migrate from 40K to TCTL;DR they failed at every level
Time to move on and get a wifey, /v/.
>>731022446Do you think they'll create some chaos sigg marines or is that illegal because no nigger in fiction is allowed to be evil?On a similar note will they also try and put niggers into the Eldar and Deldar?
>>731021461Right now it's Konflict 47. I was hoping for Warzone Eternal/Mutant Chronicles since it's close in tone and needs more players, but someone on /tg/ pointed out that we don't need an influx of compfag tourists who want generic L shaped terrain everywhere
>>731022181I would be all over Eldar if it weren't for those gay ass helmets.
>>731021461Setting wise Zephon isn't too bad but it's only a single game
>only Chaos has straight and white charactersCome home, gonards.
>>731022751woke trash
I don't play the tabletop, but picking "The super duper more powerful version of the main guys" is fucking gay.I'd pick the green space marines because I like green
>>731022752>straightYou sure about that?
>>731022837Only in parts
>>731022904I said straight; I didn't say only straight. :D
>>731016975But sisters of battle have existed for 30+ years?
>>731021461GW is dead* warhammer is thriving on 3D printing and we're enjoying the good versions of the game (no nigger library garbage allowed).
>>731023162That's why it's time to have a bunch of brothers of battle in their ranks.
>>731021461They already went to battletech when GW announced there was no room for fascists in their fascist setting+CnD'd emperor TTS.
>>731023224kek
>>731023224Imagine the hardcore hate fucking in the bunkers...
If you give CA money at launch you should be lobotomized
>>731023238Battletech is doing even worse than WarhammerWhat they have in common is that both only function on name recognition and old fans good will now
>>731019825yeah, famously nobody ever complained about primaris
>>731019561The Emperor is Tzeentch so this makes sense.
>>731021960I don't believe Games Workshop ever actually tried to attract a female audience, no. Look at White Dwarf. 50 years of pure autism issues.
>>731023431Is that true though? They have HBS battletech, MWO and MW5+clans going atm. I don't think they've made much money selling minis since the 90s.
>>731021960It was, but it turns out the majority of female players (yes female, before trannies were a thing) actually played tyrannids.
>>731023494Ah yes. Plotting against himself by turning Magnus against himself by accident so that he could exist before he ever existed and subsequently sit in a chair for ten thousand years while he also isn't doing that and instead turning people into, like, big blue birds and making pink and blue goblin shitters. The perfect plan.Are you sure that the Laughing God who is also Malice isn't the *real* Tzeentch though?
>>731021327Trench crusade has such a fucking easy slam dunk but they had to kill it by being greedy slimy jews.Alas.
>>731021960Sisters of Battle aren't the face of the franchise.
>>731022752AY YO HYDRA DOMINATUS AND SHIEEET!
>>731023431>>731023637Battletech is in a weird spot since its rights are scattered between a million companies. One owns the rights to the tabletop and plastic minis, another owns the rights to make metal minis, another owns the rights to make video games, etc.The rules haven't changed much in 40 years. Between that and the scattered rights, it's very easy for fans to not give money if one of the compaies begins pissing them off, unlike 40k fans who always end up giving GW their money in some form.
>>731023875That's a swarthy Spaniard, Anon.
>>731023784That's why they need men among their ranks it would boost their standing in the setting
>>731023721Past Tzeentch plotting against present Tzeentch plotting against future Tzeentch
>>731023238battletech has been humping those pronouns for forever. that crap is dead.
>>731023993I think those kind of stories are more about acolytes of Tzeentch doing that, not the actual I'm Him.
>Xisters of Battle
>>731023970Those don't have dreadlocks tho
>>731024150Pirate ones do.
>>731024080Is there a difference?
luckily after the hyenas fiasco CA has zero headroom to troonout 40k total war
>>731019909>>731020412so the rabbies are disagreeing again... :I(lust provoking picture for attention)
>>731024221Like they have a choice or even the mind to so much as pretend to push back should GW tell them to include a Troontodes DLC
When will they recon the Emperor (now Empress) into a woman, but she was always a woman and only made a man after her misogynist pig sons lied to the world?
>>731019398AoS and Bloodbowl for the five people that care
>>731024495They already kinda did years ago, the Primarchs were actually birthed by a woman named Erda who scattered them because she didn't want the Emperor's toxic masculinity affecting them
>>731024495built for daemonculaba
How bad is 10th edition?
>>731025052It's pretty bad im not sure how much this will affect the 11th edition that's going to be released later this year
>>731025052Apparently extremely bad.
>>731025052Mechanically it's pretty good, better than 9th or 8th at least
>>731025052Bad. Only more primarchs can save it now.
>>731025336Peter Turbo soon sister
>>731025052I only hear complaining about it, but that's what happens when any tabletop game releases a new edition. So I guess it's probably just par for the course.
>>731023784neither are custodes
>>731025052So bad that Valrak, a shill YouTuber who constantly soys out about new 40k releases, got blacklisted by GW for saying he didn't like how 10th edition is going
>>731024054Show me 5 examples. I haven't heard shit about trannies.
>>731023428This man speaks the truth. Except, maybe they were already lobotomized if they're doing that.
>>731017149They would have if faggots hadn't bitches that Scaevola was speaking mostly in English and some hinharic instead of just binharic, so the release date has been pushed back so they can include an English/binharic toggle as an option.
>>73101939840k for the new Yriel and corsair models.
>>731016721Kino
>female custardes are reallmaodie shithammer. Die and rot.
>>731016437>How can a person be an unironic custodes fan?It would be like being a fan of the Praetorian guard of rome, or the Palatini guard, or the SS for that matter. It's ok. I get it. Imperial guard still the best by far.
>>731016284It’s so funny they’re doing this specifically to his faction
>>731028754Nothing is sacred
>show off female custodes and black characters for virtue signalling points>nobody builds or paints them???
>>731015598Soon BREASTau will become CANON.
>>731029043>Paint the black characters white
>>731029207It's what I do, that or just use the helmeted heads for everything, because as real life has taught us, soldiers that don't wear their helmets tend to meet very unfortunate ends.
>>731029207Hehehehe.>>731029117>mfw geedubs introduce canonical Tau idol girls spreading the word of the greater good (tm)
>>731029117We're more likely to get catgirl felinids first.
>>731029043>blackrock gives you a trillion dollars
I do kinda hope GW goes under.
How bad is Darktide's Damnation if I still die from time to time from being careless in Heresy?
>female custodians>who haven't done shit in 10 000 years>there to appeal to feminists>but their rule is to suck off a patriarchy and fascist empire, and lube and polish a man's boner stuck on a throne>first female custodian story>some of the worst writing in 40k history somehow even worse than the beast series>so dumb in fact it completely contradicts the Siege of Terra and Horus Heresy as a whole where the fucking aegis shield is what kept Horus in limbo above Terra not knowing what to do; and later the same shield technology had to first be dropped around the Vengeful Spirit before the Emperor himself and the crew could ever teleport onto the fucking ship>Sisters of Silence meanwhile, the one fucking female faction that actually deserves attention and fucking lore and exposure, gets jack shit, with fans yet again robbed of joining Sisters and Custodians like they are fucking supposed to because this lore-breaking meme is being shilled insteadCognitive Dissonance. The entire thing about Female Custodians is filled with cognitive dissonance, double standards, hypocrisy, and absolute fucking stupidity, on account of anyone supporting it or pushing it.
>>731029207Devilish.
>>731029207Are they actually black people models?
>>731021327>>731023745Trench Crusader gets mogged by Turnip28 and Konflikt 47.
>>731015598>Adeptus CustodesMore likeAnus Customershehe
>>731029418IIRC it's a fairly significant difficulty jump, though it's been a while since I played below Auric and I'm not sure anymore.
>>731029514Adeptus Vaginismus
>>731029514>>731029635>Ineptus Cuntstodes
>30k vs 40k
>>731029427>Sisters of Silence meanwhile, the one fucking female faction that actually deserves attention and fucking lore and exposureEveryone, including GW, considers the Sisters of Silence to be a joke faction. I question the existence of any fan of theirs
>>731029551Should I go for Wound and Stamina Lvl 400 Qurios? I'm seriously not sure how good the other buffs are
>>731029514AYOPICK UP THA PHONE
>>731029883Right is unironically better.
>>731023745>>731021327what happened with trench crusade?i was actually sort of interested in the setting
>>731030175The lore is a clusterfuck and they pretty much said there's no canon just make up whatever you want, their minis quality is absolute shit and they went back on their promise of free official STLs available to print for DIYThey also went full "woke" but desu that's the least of their problems.
>>731030141It is and it's not even a good sculpt
>>731030175There is no setting for you to be interested inAll the artwork you might've seen are disconnected sketches that don't add up to a grand whole anywhere. Trench Crusade pretends to be a setting, it's a vague post of a board game
>>731016437>How can a person be an unironic custodes fan?There's nothing wrong with Custodes being super-duper elite space marines who only protect the EmperorThey should've never been a tabletop army
>>731015598Why did they even bother making femstodes when they're just shitty copies of the men?
>>731023224Just turn Black Templars and Sisters of Battle into one army, if you're as retarded as GW.
>>731030508>setting with weapons of mass destruction>hmm this dude with a sword will surely protect me
>>731030521In the grim darkness of the far future there is only diversity, equity and inclusion
>>731030631Weapons of mass destruction exist in real life and yet some people have bodyguards fucking retard
>>731030521Middle ground for female space marines I guess.
>>731030740But we have Bolter Bitches and Sisters of Silence.
>>731030175>setting is about the Biblical apocalypse taking place during WW1 but you're not allowed to talk about history and religion on the community Dicord because of politics but gender faggotry gets a pass>Heretic Legions are full of cannibalistic baby rapers but both sides are equally bad you guize>pulled the "nothing is canon, everything is propaganda" card when they haven't even published any books or codices yet>release a world map that historically and logistically doesn't make sense>model quality is just plain shit with either missing pieces, air bubbles that crack after a month and leak toxic resin, or just plain haven't been delivered>walked back on their Kickstarter promise of the game being model agnostic and publishing 3D print STL files and switched to overpriced plastic box sets just like GW>hired an AI company to copyright claim anyone still making 3D printed models or unofficial content
>Chaos is real and its growing in strength
>>731030803Yea but no female space marines which is the "prize" as it where.It would be the final goal for these "people"
>>731030876Sounds like a complete mess
>>731030876And all that is coming from a game developer that only gained traction because he found an artist with a cool style to leech off of
>>731023875Mike Brooks is one of the biggest gayfaggots of all the WH writers.
>>731023446>primaris
>>731023875half the black library must have a nigger on the cover
>>731023875>>731031078I will never read a Brooks novel.
>>731031078>He is queer, and partially deaf (no, that occurred naturally, and a long time before the punk band).Pass
>>731022446>composed of "minorities">like salamandersI see what you did there
>>731031249Lmao no wonder he had Alpharius adopt the random lesbian couple in the Alpharius Primarch novel rather than executing them as loose ends. That makes so much sense.
>>731031158>Bigger BatmanAbsolutely Batman basically, this man was a prophet.
>>731031078Not much different from Gav Thorpe, ADB or Dan Abnett these days
>>731031158Except the Rubicon surgery exists, to justify why all the named space marines are still around in a post primaris world, because they can just do that surgery, and bam, now they are Bigger Batmen too.
>the setting isnt inclusive enough we need female representation in the imperiums armed forces.>''bolter bitches''? mind your tong sexist pig.All of you fags except >>731021695 are niggerfaggot tourists.
>>731024495Man, that certainly got my attention
>>731031412So just a fodder meat waiting for a surgery.>>731031375Maybe, except he was always like that.
>>731024495just give me sauce I don't give a shit about a reddit tranny property like W40k
>>7310298836' vs 5'11
>>731024932>management tells Dan Abnett he needs to write a mother figure for the Primarchs>he writes the Emperor's ex to be a spiteful cunt who would rather ruin the lives of all her children and allow the entire galaxy to burn in hellfire before she would ever accept them being raised by their fatherrealistic depiction of a woman t b h
>>731020183custodes can and do have sex right, so this is a real possibility in soihammer 40k
>>731031875>custodes can and do have sex rightno?
>>731031954yes, faggot? Space furries literally drink and fuck and theyre test tube space marines. Custodes were handcrafted by the emperor, meaning they can reproduce, which means that with the introduction of FEMALE CUSTODES the palace on terra shouldve been a 10 millenia long fuckfest where the custodes reproduced and populated the universe with ubermenschen version of humanity, since custodes are just humans evolved into a higher form. The fact this did not happen means the retcon that turned custodes into girls is just retarded social justice pandering.
Anyone glorifying the IoM is retarded anyway, if the epically fascist fans are pissed at it becoming WOKE it's even funnier.
>>731030631Weapons of mass destruction aren't likely to get inside the Golden Palace
>>731032281brown hands made this post
>>731031059>cool art>shit game>shit companyit truly is the battlemace 50,000
>>731032346Correct, the Emperor of Mankind himself typed this.
