It's time.
Medli doodle
>>731022154fpbp
Zelda girls I most want to fuck.Top 5 (no order):HW ZeldaImp MidnaRijuMalonPaya/Nayru (Oracles)
YOU.ARE.A.TENDIIIIIIIE.
>>731022219looks cute anon.medli was cute in windwaker. I always tried to look up her skirt when you lift her above your head
>>731021972SS Zelda best Zelda. I haven't played any of them.
>>731022334Zoomers crash out over Nintendo a little too hard these days
>>731021972Sex with Wind Waker.
>>731021972>...What?That makes me laugh the most for some reason.
>>731022154FPBP :DDD
IRL Gerudo
>>731023094I hope she auditioned for the movie
>>731022703That will be 129.99 plus tax plus chud tip
>>731022329>Imp Midna>Not true form MidnaCloseted pedo here.
>>731021972
>>731023201>Zelda shooting spells and shit instead of just standing there doing nothing like she did in the gameWe're already girlbossing this shit up huh.
>>731021972uwu
>>731022703>those fertile hipsZamn
>>731022154Based
>>731022154>>731022306>>731022932fpbp(fug post benis post xDDDD)
>>731022450Bro, not to be rude or anything, but being called a Tendie and immediately outing yourself as an Unc is not it.Just keeping it 100 with you. No cap on a stack.Get sturdy.
>>731023872minish cap cutest
cumming inside a sword
>>731024114I have known finns my entire life and there is many things they will do to another but I cannot believe one would kick dirt maliciously on their lessers and actively seek a job doing so.This is not an endorsement of their character I literally do not think it is in them mentally.
There are two threads.
>>731021972ANAL SEX with SS does someone have it
>>731024934So what?
>>731023094
>>731025296
>>731021972best girl
>>731022154Roll
Now to see which thread gets hammered out first. For now, twice the threads to watch.
>>731026646wtf i fucking love science???
>>731023094God u love snozes
>>731026574both threads were made just minutes apart.Zelda hivemind
>>731021972Does anyone have the version of this with tacos
>>731022154Moooore! I loved these.
>>731021972>Zelda OPGrim state of these threads.
>>731021972"bend over anon"
>>731027247There's always the other thread made minutes apart from this one if that suits your fancy.
>>731021972What happened to this format? There were hundreds of these images
>>731021972Nigger it's sunday already
>>731022154Alright, you win
>>731027272There's only the one thread up, liar.
>>731027349It, like a lot of OC faded into obscurity. And naturally, the posters who replaced said OC creators don't care to create OC, good OC anyway.Unless they can monetize it.
>>731023956she's shooting the light beam she does at the end of the fight secondary-kun.
>>731027725Like a pistol? Mid fight?
since nobody else is gonna post the classic I guess Ill do all the heavy lifting as fucking always
>>731027642>>731027349Another fun fact, the original artist is fully aware of the edits of their work.
>>731027817Yeah go ahead and dump the same batch of memes that everybody has seen millions of times already because people totally didn't ask for somebody to dump them yet again for a reason.
>>731027817Got the one where they get knocked up?
Double the zeldas. Double the comfort.
>>731021972What would Wand of Gamelon Zelda say?
>>731028495Either "You've GOT to be kidding!" or "Good."Or both.
>>731023094The connections to das juden is very noticeable.
>>731027779Minifigs can't put their hands together. It's a lego set, it's allowed to have some inaccuracies in the marketing to show all the pieces.
>>731026564LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
>>731028935>it's allowedNo it isn't.Disgusting.
>>731023872How would BOTW Zelda respond?
>>731028935>Minifigs can't put their hands togetherOOT Zelda isn't a hand clasper, she just holds them both out when she light beams Ganon.
>>731028554 Genuinely the most savage line to drop on your way out. She saw the Game Over screen and still took the moral W. Wand of Gamelon might be jank as hell, but smug Zelda will never not be top tier.
Still mad that Zelda was sidelined for the goat fucker in AoI.
>>731029238Especially brutal when she's compared to the series adventurer Link. Guy's going around saying "GOLLY" while Zelda's squaring up with Iron Knuckle ready to throw hands. More Zeldas need to take to the battlefield.
>>731029321Mineru is my waifu
This image is getting retired from my PC, so enjoy it while it lasts.
TP Zelda is cute.Distinguished noble girls erotic.
>>731029484Will need more of this goat dragon woman thing. For research purposes.
>>731029493>OoT child Link>hookshot
>>731026646When she ages herself backwards do you think she becomes fertile again?
>>731029802Absolutely.source: it came to me in a dream
>>731029716Also the MM Link, he uses a hookshot there.
>>731029965That's clearly not MM Link.
>>731030018After OoT, the same Link goes on to be the one you play as in MM.
>>731029716MM dude.
>>731029484It's a shame she was also kind of sidelined, although it's also kind of funny how AoI made her out to basically be the only even somewhat intelligent person there. Game was a big letdown regardless on like, all fronts. Feels really half-baked and you barely see people talk about it anymore other than to express disappointment.
>>731029965>>731030126You are correct but that specific artwork/box is of OOT Link, who cannot use the Hookshot as a child. His MM art generally gives him a lot more shading.
>>731030126>>731030173It literally says "Ocarina of Time" right above him.
>>731030269AOL at least made it canon that she likes to dance. >Mineru will never give a lapdance and strip tease to you
>>731030298>>731030414The meme doesn't specify that the version of Link specified is the one that is at that specific point in time. It can reasonably be said that it only indicates the Link in question at a reasonable timeframe in that incarnation - for example, it would make sense for a Link that looks like that to have his Majora's Mask experiences, but not those of the Hero's Shade.If this were a significant enough issue, there's a bigger problem in the image that doesn't get addressed for some reason.
>>731030539Mineru is probably chill AF and would casual fuck hylian men.
>>731030615>The meme doesn't specify that the version of Link specified is the one that is at that specific point in time.>>731030414
>>731030664That's the version indicator, as far as we're aware.
>>731029520TP Zelda scowls during sex but secretly loves it.
>>731029896Have some hair down Purah for giving me hope.>currently playing MC againMakes me remember I wish I could have gone under Anju's dress as mini Link.....
>>731030615Take this and shush.
>>731031197Zelda 1 and 2 Link never gets Roc's Feather.
>>731031197Why nothing about the Roc's Feather?
>>731030269Gameplay was an improvement over Calamity and the music was great, but the story felt inconsequential and didn't fix any of my issues with TotK's plot (Ganondorf feels underutilized even with the puppet Zelda stuff since you're just TOLD what he's been doing, Sonia is a wasted character, and Zelda's final decision is fucking stupid.) I liked Calamo though.
>>731022450>crying about zoomers>going out of your way to type "crash out"fr
>>731030637>and would casual fuck hylian men.If she was down to fuck it'd probably be more of a "breed me to save the Zonai line" thing. Which is also kind of hot in its own right since there's no way she'd let you pull out.>>731031418Yeah true, maybe I'm being a little harsh on it. I was expecting a LOT more from the story department given how it was marketed and it let me down pretty hard, which is probably coloring my overall opinion a lot.
>>731027817I havent seen this meme in atleast 15 years, fuck
>>731031272>>731031274NES Link doesn't have Roc's Feather but he does learn to jump.
I wish we could have gotten more Minish Cap Zelda. She was so fucking precious. The opening really hearkened back to Chrono Trigger's opening. Though I think ST Zelda will always be the cutest.
>>731031513>I was expecting a LOT more from the story department given how it was marketed and it let me down pretty hardWell, it IS Age of Calamity 2.
>>731024852not a job, part of their own (longer) training is to train fresh conscripts
>>731031557But he mentions the Roc's Feather.
>>731021972I miss these threads. Was like 7 years since I saw one
>>731023872SS looks like she's licking her bottom lip.
>>731031625Yeah because he's talking out loud. Your options are feather or learn to jump. He didn't get the feather so he chose to learn.
>>731023094>young twinrova battring her eyelashes at Ganon>in her mind, Hyrule is already burning
>>731022154fugg :DDD
>>731023094She took my breath away
>>731030745I love the idea that she just has resting-bitch-face, but a lovey-dovey personality.
>>731026564KEK
>>731031612>Gerudo women in OoT>Would fucking kill you. Probably raped men forcefully without their consent to give birth to their daughters for the sole purpose to making their forces stronger.>Gerudo women in BotW/TotK>extremely cock hungry, have classes on how to fuck men, and would probably die from embarrassment if you held their hand. Just you saving them is seen as you being destined together.Man...
>>731032105she's stoic but has a melting heart of ice
>>731032105I like to think that despite seeming intimidating she's actually extremely friendly and just wants to get close to people, but kind of struggles to express herself. Kind of like Sakaki from Azumanga Daioh.
>>731031971But he wouldn't know about the existence of the Roc's Feather because it's not in his games.
>>731026564Canon.
>>731023094damn she can smoke a cig in the rain
>>731029130oi you cheeky wanker
>>731032314Watch it, Richie.
>>731032218I don't think I'll ever be able to get over the fact that BotW basically turned the Gerudo into a "weak to cock" joke. And then also basically doubled down on the Zora being like that too. In fact I'm pretty sure the Rito are the only major race (that has females) that haven't expressed interest in human men at this point. Unless I'm forgetting some minor dialogue somewhere.
>>731032269NES Link isn't even from Hyrule, you don't know what tales he's heard on his travels.
>>731025296Anon he is the hall monitor, you can tell by his autism hat.
>>731021972for me it's RAPE wind waker and MINDBREAK twilight princess
So Marin was definitely a wet dream for Link, because y'know he was in the Ocean...haha....
>>731032264Seems like a fitting personality, as she seems to be the sole ruler of Hyrule in TP.Her riding horseback with Link was probably the first time she's ever held someone her own age.
>>731032709That's even more tenuous than OoT Link using a hookshot.
>>731023094nah, this is a Gerudo
>>731032218"okay class today we are going to learn about the hylian art of fellatio""Link has graciously volunteered to be the test subject""Split into pairs and line up!"
>>731032817Haha, yeah we've all been there right fellas?Just dreamed up an imaginary life with a beautiful woman and woke up to a wet pillo-Underpants!?Haha...
>>731021972I don't mind these threads. Probably makes the faggots with nintendo derangement syndrome seethe though.
>>731022154>esl memesYou've been forcing this for more than a decade and still no one cares lmao
>>731032218It's gotta be really wild being a race that's canonically horny as fuck and wants to get dicked down, but has absolutely no men around you at all. The first time a Gerudo sees a man must be like a fucking revelation to her.
>>731023094>>731033067Would
>>731033131wtf i love higher education now???
How are the girls in hyrule warriors?Worth picking the games up to see them kick ass?
>>731033018Read the Zelda 1 manual, anon. NES Link is some random traveling kid that helped Impa once and then decided he would kill Ganon just because she asked him to.
>>731032682You kinda expect the characteristics to be reversed in this current society. But no, Gerudo women really want dick kek. Except Riju...sadly...
Alright, was able to get it in a working state with placeholders, no sounds, and 95% of the dialogue being blank. Still a long way to go. Was gonna contract out the art, but the dialogue's gonna be the hard part since she'll need to have 12 times the amount of lines she's had in all the games she was in combined. In kind of an awkward spot for finding dev time too, have to go on a work trip in 2 weeks. I'll definitely finish it, but probably not soon.
>>731033302They have to isolate themselves because they crave men from the moment they hit puberty, which means they're vulnerable to being taken advantage of.It's why men aren't allowed in town, and why they need to take classes on how to behave around them.
>>731033532That trait's probably a month away from starting up in Riju.
>>731033473So where - and when - would he have encountered a Roc's Feather?
>>731033302>>731033532>>731033570This is making me want to comm a small image set about a Gerudo that wanders out of town on her own for trade, stumbles across her first man, and is just fucking awestruck at everything about him from his looks to his scent to his dick. I'm kind of surprised I've not seen something like that before.
>>731033714on the groundrocs molt like any bird
>>731033714When you weren't looking.
>>731023285don't sign your posts
