Today I will play video games until I nearly shit myself.I do this to maximize my time gaming.
>colon erupts>anon dies of shitF
I like to hold my shit in, feels good. Sometimes I do it so long I have to stand up very carefully to not shit my pants
getting old sucks. have shit like every day at least once. remember being in some army camp when young and went without shitting for week no problem
You're shitting yourself! Go to tha bathroom! Poop is coming out of your asshole!
>>731026138Demetrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit!I can smell you!
>prove you’re a real gamerI post on vee
>>731026138>Not plumbing in a toilet gamer chairStep it up
>>731026256Go to the bathroom
>>731026138> Indian thread
>>731026138For the first year or so I saw this pic, I never noticed the shit. I always thought it was supposed to be anon seeing something so scary he just ran off.
I play video games
>>731027278ngl you're kind of a sperg for not noticing thatalsogod damn i love black tomboy girls with fat tiddies fat ass full lips smooth skin pretty face perfect body proportions short wild hair with tank top and biker shorts who lust over white dick (mine).>hoola hoop earringsok flacid
>>731026138lately my ass has been leaking, I have to wipe every two hours cause the poopy leak
>>731026138when i go underwater in a game, i hold my breath
>>731028049shouldnt have fingered your asshole that much, you were warned
>>731028442I was raped on a train, I never fingered my ass
>>731028561well you shouldnt have gotten raped then
>>731026138i've noticed in Dark Souls if I take a piss break right before a boss fight I tend to perform worse during the battle.
>>731028731>need to pee during PvP>goes into overtime
>>731028731Needing to piss buffs your situational awareness i think
Not yet
Anyone ever held in a shit so long it just disappears back up into your body?
Na' ye'
>>731028784>drink water competition>see who can piss harder>pee v pee
>>731028561kek loose butthole. Also work on your diet jesus christ. Less deep fried shit.
Sometimes I hold my piss in so long it feels like my eyes are going to explode. I like the feeling though because when you finally pee, its euphoric, like a drug
>>731030216I think that's your digestion cycle finishing up so there's no longer any force pressing on your poop stash.
>>731030473>i am doing heroin recreationally, what do you do?>piss eye explosion
I'm shitting right now!
i brought one of these down into my parent's basement in my early 20s
>>731028067Same.If a game has no voice acting i will do voices for the characters.
>>731026486The food they gave us made us ultra constipated for less bathroom breaks i guess
>>731029002I'm convinced that it does. It's probably just that sense of urgency that forces you to get shit done.
>>731027904>god damn i love black tomboy girls with fat tiddies fat ass full lips smooth skin pretty face perfect body proportions short wild hair with tank top and biker shorts who lust over white dick (mine).no you dont
>>731026138I slept for most of the afternoon after i got off work. Played helldivers 2 for a bit but i was so out of it i had to stop. There will be no gaming today.
>>731026486Going a week without shitting is not normal anon
Describe your latest gamer moment in extreme detail.
>>731026138Amateur
>>731032297That's what I've been told all my life and yet they haven't found any problems with me besides the fact that it happens.
>>731032656I bet people often tell you you're full of shit.
Not yet, what the hell...
