CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>>731028243would plap Yolanda
>>731028243where is the refund option?
>the devs patched all the white characters out of the game because their telemetry and metrics told them that most people were picking them
>>731028243Wasn't this the game where almost every went with the pizza-pastas spaghetti because he's the most "normal" and the devs had a melt down about it?
Why are they all brown?
>>731028243>black ChineseThe Chinese are super racist though
>>731028243Anoki
>>731028546Black Chinese existThere's like one very specific part in China filled with them
>samoan/White
>>731028472Did they really? The only thing I know about the game is them having a meltdown on twitter over people picking the conventionally attractive white guy
>>731028243Keaton mogs everyone
>>731028243Bigs can solo the whole roster, a fat black woman is already a danger, imagine one on STEROIDS
>>731028243>right click>"uninstall"
>>731028243Why is every guy there super fruity aside from Malik and Keaton?
>>731028592Huh I figured they'd mostly find them repulsive. Maybe that's just the majority ethnicity
>>731028243Didn't people overwhelmingly focus on the Italian and this angered the usual suspects?
>>731028695>a fat black woman is already a danger, imagine one on STEROIDS>womanJust don't feed "her" a viagra milkshake
>>731028943bigs is ftm
>>731028839Basically the Italian guy was written to be as unlikeable as possible and a joke character but people liked him the most for obvious reasons and made the devs seethe
>>731028243How many of them do you think are grapplers?>>731028615I vaguely recall hearing about this, devs were mad everybody liked Keaton or something.
>>731029101Why did she keep the female hair then, dude looks like a powerpuff girl.
>>731028243Malik is the only one i'd be okay with as my neighbor or coworker ironically
That Qatari man would likely be murdered in the street of Qatar for looking like that. Slave labour country is not very inclusive.
>>731029169lowtiergod looking ass nigga
>>731029141just to make it obvious she's trans
Anyone have the pic of a black woman complaining that black women are never romanceable in games?
>>731028592toronto?
Why is no one picking the bimbo
>>731028752>MalikLTG is the zestiest black man on the web
>>731029523She probably has a dick, being half south-east asian.
>>731028243>Italian Keaton is the blackest one there
>>731029935Italians have managed to turn out whiter than everyone else on this shithole of a board.
>>731029897>She probably has a dick, being half south-east asianI mean even then, this would be the only good option? Dick or not
>>731028243What's the deal with Keaton? Is being Italian considered a disability?
>>731028243>Majority of the men are fit or at least decently in shape>ALL THE WOMEN>EXCEPT ONE ARE FATYou can tell the person really hates women.>>731029897Nah Ashlie is a proper girl>>731030494His mom is hot
>>731030452Depends how feminine the penis is
>>731030847She should mother me
>>731030912Penises already look feminine, retard
jej
>>731030912Penises already look feminine enough
>>731028546>The Chinese are super racist thoughchina men are fucking black women in africa right now Belt and Road is real
>>731030996>make all the brown characters a bunch of fat ugly niggas>STOP PICKING THE WHITE GUY
>>731030996>it was never our intention to give you a choice, we only included the pastanigger to have an out when people called out our bigotry
>>731030494Keaton was added as a joke character as a kickstarter goal. It was something like>Reach x add white guy>Reach x+1 remove white guyBut they never reached the second goal.
>>731028615No they didn't. /v/ is so full of lonely miserable incels they just make shit up to get outraged at or to make something seem interesting or get you outragedAll devs did was say they were disappointed everyone was attracted to th italian guy, they didn't remove "any white people"
>>731028243Games have always been woke, CHUD. Did you know there was a black guy in Halo? Absolutely nothing has changed in the last 15 years in gaming.
>>731028243keaton frottage
>>731028243I love that they have an Italian dude but also an "African American" because even if they are descendants of cotton picking slaves they still want to be associated with US rather than some shithole in Africa.
>>731031917to be fair the white guy is the only one who looks like he could have an interesting personality. people subconsciously know that big fat niggers are all loud idiots who never have anything interesting to say
>>731031917I'm not from /pol/ but I still can't help but find it funny that they went on record to publicly complain about people choosing the emo hot guy option that they themselves went out of their way to put in.
>>731028243Only Malik and Keaton look like normal human beings the rest are deformed monstrosities.
>>731028243I would consider Isabelle if she made a more sensible dyeing decision. Green and brown? Seriously?
>>731028243>none of the dark skins are skinny>the only skinny options are men (of course)
>>731028243*vomits*
>>731028243Roster looking like a train platform after a pride festival.
>>731028243>malikThat's low tier god
>>731028243>fattest character is called "BIGS"
>>731039250Environmental storytelling kino!
>>731028243So what kind of game is this anyway?
>>731028243What do you call this aesthetic?
>>731028243how do you become a Qatari / South African
>>731040793Gulf States import poor nations people as slaves thats how
