>girls with sharp teethI will now play your game.
ITT: Signs that you're about to have the worst run you've ever hadI'll start
Cultural phenomenons belong on /v/
>>>/vg/
>>731033281No more buff umas
Umas eating good.
>>731033504see >>731033452
>>731033409I can see that 2% chance failed training into Practice Poor in my mind right now
>>731033409That's a no speed rainbows for at least half of senior year run if I've ever seen one
>>731033281SHAKKKKAAARRRR-KUUN
if a horse gets it's leg injured why don't they just give it a prosthetic? why do they have to kill the horse?
Is this acceptable behavior for the face of the franchise?
>Test my aces in public room after I finally got a decent team to work with>Triple late start>Lose by a neckThis is gonna be great!
>>731034117DELETE THIS
>>731033687Free thinkers when they see an irish woman
>>731033687Free thinkers when they see a big head
>>731033687Aster danchou, can you change our representative uma to Finemo? Thanks.
>>731034006
>>731034305She is extremely fluffy...
>>731034220The face of 4chan.
>>731034379Don't you know? Aster is a Mejiro colony.
I have Fine Motion fatigue.
Humanbros...
>>731034570Fine Motion Derangement Syndrome
>>731033281I can't wait for Twin TurboShe's the exact kind of energetic retard I love, especially with the shark teeth
>>731034658nta but I don't think she should be allowed to agemasen me out of Speed Star
>>731034713double jet
>>731034569Then I hope he considers Mejiro Palmer.
>>731034808Palmer? I hardly know 'er!
>>731034713>>731034778Why is her design so flashy anyway?
She's so fine
Yeah. this makes up for my terrible Dober rolls.
>>731034861In real life Twin Turbo really was a retard who only knew how to run fast and usually gassed put before the end. It became a meme. That translated into the design being loud and Twin Turbo actually has a special running style that's like Front Runner+
Okay I understand why Rainbow Crystal shards are so rare, but why are golden ones almost as rare?
test
>>731033534Why did he fucking throw it? Holy shit
>>731035094
>>731035196CyJewishness
>>731034713Cun Turbo
>>731035094y'know, I might actually spark her when she comes out, outfit reminds me of a pirate, her stats don't seem bad at all, wonder when she shows up>2027Oh well...
>>731033527No, more buff umas!
Is Groundwork Pace a thing in Capricorn?
>>731035431Is it because Haru said fuck or the pickles?
How the fuck do I get high wit while hitting stam and speed recs for long.
>>731035836>13 skillsuuuuuuh what's happening in the future?
>>731035094How will the localizers handle this?
>>731036176Define high wit
>>731036382>Make her say 'shoot' even though you can clearly her her saying 'shit'
>>731035941Sorta. If you're asking because you have access to it right now during a run, including setting it off, go for it. It's not something to build around however.
>>731036382She'll say "happy holidays" instead.
>>731036382>"Shuckaroonies! The treasure is so close I can almost touch it! This is so not cool!"
>>731036382>Heavens to Betsy!
>>731036226Besides highest stat caps we will be getting more skill points from training and stats in generalScenario power creep is real!You can blame MANT for that also
>>731036514Ignition? That definitely says 13?
>>731036438Isn't 600 like the minimum you want to hit?
>>731035094>Tap Dance Citythat's a funny nameI like horses with funny names(pic related)
Not looking good for >>731036514!
>>731036226You didn't see the SUPER Legend Race umas they give you like a month to prepare for in JP?
>>731036382the way she says SHIT is so powerful that I'll legit be livid if it gets censored
>>731036656400-500 is what you should get, 600 is absolute maximum before investing into Wit becomes not worth it I believe
Been absent for the past day playin Fines fine career. What's I miss?
>>731036493>If you're asking because you have access to it right now during a runI kinda do I think, on the topic of Capricorn, how are the Professor, It's On, Gap Closer and Sprint Gear skills?
>>731036729Do you think they could get away with leaving it uncensored? They already have the occasional "hell" and "damn" in it, and personally I think that word's just a minor step up in profanity level.
>>731036663>Bubble Gum FellowIt's just so ridiculous imagine meeting a real person that was named something like that
>>731034536>all past queens>except golshiBut why?
>>731037005Put the ring down, anon
>>731037118Maruzensky isn't there either, tbf they were the most forgettable queens, still a great piece either way
>>731036958It unironically bumps things up as far as age ratings go. Like you can't say shit in a PG movie but you can say it in a PG-13 movie.
>>731037382Don't they allow a single swearword in those?
>>731034778She's actually very popular
Is rice good yet?
>>731037575Good
>>731037575>5 umas from the release cast and one from 3 years laterThat's odd
LETS GOOOOO BROOOOOOONCOS
Bakupits
If I were to make a donkey team, wgich umas should I take?
>>731036382They'll localize it like it's a Resident Evil trailer and make her say fuck every other word
>>731037652>easiest pace to gutmaxxI'm running her again on the next mile or medium CM
What if a horsegirl doesn't wanna race? What if she wants to be a....a baker, or something?
>>731037991Sure
>>731037862Rice, Tiashin
>>731037862Teio is a fucking donkey. I'm sure there was a donkey somewhere among her ancestors.
>>731037991They're free to do so.
>>731038053Thats good to know.
>>731033687I wonder if /v/ma, der/v/ or oy neigh will ever fall from the top 5
>>731038142If both /v/mapyoi and /v/mers get their game on, der/v/ is toast
So are we getting evolved skills soon or what?
>>731035237did it work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNAX4J9fpdc
>>731038142During MANT maybe
>>731038249Maybe for the anniversary, but who knows. It's just text 99% of people would never have looked at.
>>731036382
>>731038326This translation is the GOAT!
>>731038259no
>>731038238actually der/v/ is constantly holding back its powerlevel, so if that were to happen, we would fight back just as hard and keep the position
By this 7 /v/ma will fall next month
>>731037802AIIIIEEEEE
>>731038587
>>731038587HOLY
>>731038587Yeah sure, right after Doto shows up in my rolls.
>>731037793Even though she wasn't scoutable she was in the game since release and was featured during S2 which aired around the game's release too
>>731038682Do tenner right NOW
>>731038519Didn't some guys already said they wanted to shoot for A+ around the start of the month?>>731038587Already fell
>>731033281All three of them are in my top five, so's Ryan and Kiseki.
>>731038717Taiki is no longer related to /v/ma the club.
>>731038825You will not touch my Ardan fund, vile temptress.
>>731037862Our donkey hero (once she's released in like, 10 months).
>>731035335I mean, it looks like he thought his teammate had it.
No Long S but am I doing it right regarding stats and skills? I have no idea what I'm doing regarding fronts
>>731038876She is, she's just on summer vacation.
>>731034117The face of the franchise...
>>731038982Its january...
>>731039018Better late than never.
>>731038943I dunno but my S.Maru with no Groundwork isn't that much different and she can't win shit in practice rooms
is there any way to make the graphics look better with Nvidia settings?
>>731039018It's summer on Australia
>>731039108Is she solo front or are you using her with a Suzuka?
>>731039321I don't have Suzuka.
Maybe I'm going insane, but Aoharu's theme goes well with Enter Enter MISSION HAYAKU KOKO NI OIDE-
>>731037842Bakueverything
>>731033687>/v/mapyoi are sluts that have changed representative like 7 times>/v/ma changed to finemo and betrayed taiki>der/v/ will eventually change to neo zeon spe>/v/mers had rice kill urara>/herse/ got handed over to the biwa government after months of nature>aster are mejiro sluts>/v/agabond also got hijacked by biwa >horse md are sluts like /v/mapyoiwill oy neigh ever change?
GOD DAMN IT
>>731039473Suzuka's swim suit
>>731039473Maybe next year?
>>731036382sheesh
6th career of the day has been completed, may danchou have mercy on my soul.
>>731039545Is it true this is the only time you can pull for Summer Tachyon or did I get gaslit?
>>731039696>all this for danchou to do a mcqueen throwaway career and dipwhy bother
>>731033687Vma does not deserve Taiki for abandoning her.
>>731039473>/v/agabond also got hijacked by biwaFALSE, Biwa has never not been the face of our blood soaked land
>>731039761Our danchou is carrying our entire club on his back. The rest of us hover around the 200k-1mil a day mark whilst he does 2mil.
>>731039723yep, she never ever comes back and is not added to the pool
>>731039814>we will live to see (S.)tachyonlets
>>731039356That's probably why. Fronts really want a rabbit to pace up faster.
>>731038651requesting this but with spe-stare
I think we should KILL our danchous
>>731039973
>>731039814>not added to the poolGonna call bullshit on that because even the limited umas that can't be obtained via selectors are added to the pool and I doubt S. Tachyon is above that
>>731040007gold, thanks.
>Saw a Fine Motion win a longsloppa room>Go take a look>mfwActual royalty playing this
>>731040070That's, rather low for the deck he has. I get around that but with 150 less power and 100 less stamina in a good mid-roll.
>>731039990But I wuv my danchou...
>>731039990I would die for my danchō
My Biko and Kita are going to last me for one more year I think, I really need a wit or stamina card since the ones I have are the welfare or SRs
UMAS IS HEADING TO THE SEMIFINALS. I LOVE REFBALL
>>731039990I would straight up rape my danchou
>>731040261of course it's one of them
>get pretty high speed classic year>Think I should let off the gas and focus on other stats to round out my trainee better>no rainbows senior year
>>731040261EL VAR SINSO
>>731040261TOTAL REFFIE DEATHFUCK I FUCKING HATE REFS AND I'M NOT EVEN A BILLS FAN
>>731033687...*GULP*
>>731040261Least devastating Josh Allen OT loss.Broncos are gonna fraudulently win the Super Bowl.
great game until overtime, yeah the calls were correct but that was a dirty way to end the game good lord[/spoiler
>>731039108After running her a bit, between Ramp Up, the midrace skills, her ult, etc, she constantly gets the Angling proc. She isn't strong enough to win yet, but she cucks other fronts. Not optimal, but useable like a blocker. Will keep trying though since I want to win with my slutty hag
>>731040261>chimpout ends the game for good
>>731040261>losing a Unity race after Tazuna gave you 5 double circles
>>731040070I saw an Fine Motion that looked like that but she lost to my Gold Ship
>actually watching goyball
>>731040562Doesn't matter how "correct" the calls were they swallow their whistles earlier in the game for this but then suddenly they want to call everything a PI only on the final drive. If they're going to call things "correctly" it needs to be done the entire game not just for the team Goodell wants to win.
>>731040647You know what, I can empathize with White here
>>731040685/v/ma is the second best place to discuss everything after all
>watching sportsball>playing Umamusume Pretty Derby
I wish I liked handegg but at least you lads are having fun, would've been great to have a /mug/ here as well but they actually beat Shitty
>>731040685Were you not aware that Uma posters make up of the most retarded groups on the site?
>>731040414Never let off the gas until you're at 113X
>>731040695Well don't you worry, the Broncos are either facing the best defense in the season or the team that aren't the '07 Patriots but goddamnSo they're fucked either way
>/sp/umaI wonder how the threads will look like during champions league season, those were always my favorite /sp/ threads
>>731040814Try again, ESL.
>>731040765I got a nice xoguri to use from dirt TT.
>>731040814ESL moment
>>731040881I won't be caught dead watching fucking soccer
>stamina: 800 or moreYeah sure Tazuna that's easy>wit: 800 or moreWhat the fuck
>>731040881I can't wait for the actual UCL games and final it's gonna be so fun, especially if there is some shitposting here
>>731040923FINE MOTION'S PERSONAL ARMY, RAPE THIS ANON'S ASS!!!!!!
>>731040923I won't be caught dead watching fucking handegg
>>731040881I'm only really looking forward to the Winter Olympics and WBC this yearAnd MLB again but you know, that's way down the line
>>7310409492spd 2wit 2stam easy
>>731034117
>>731041037Oh and F1, every new reg year is a shitshow of consistency
>>731041047 (me)Or even just 2spd 1stam 3wit if you can bring stamina sparks
>>731034006Because prosthetics are a huge fucking annoyance to mantain and work on, only the people that are really in love with their horses get them when the horse gets a fracture. Putting it on requires wrapping the stub in a billion bandages and tape to then put the prosthetic on and then wrapping that shit on a lot of tape as well.Horses *could* heal injuries naturally but if the bone disjoints itself from the leg or the injury is way too complicated to mantain they get euthanized since horses cant spend too much time laying down and will continue trying to get up even when they have to stay still to let the leg heal up.
Is Dober's inherited unique good on Ends for Sagittarius.
>>731041251Yes.
>>731034006Simply put, they do not adapt well
>>731034006Their hooves double as a blood pumping mechanism, so cut one off and that's 25% efficiency gonehttps://horses.extension.org/blood-pumping-mechanism-of-the-hoof/
For the Aptitude tests, do I have to get A-rank on every type of test to finish all the quests, or can I A-rank the same test multiple times?
>>731041658all of them
>>731040902>>731040908One of*
>>731041181>>731041446>>731041606The more I learn about horses, the more I wonder how do they stay alive when the minimal complication might as well mean death
>>731034006It takes intelligence and special effort for many animals, especially horses, to try and use a prosthetic successfully. Horses will freak out most of the time trying to use it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhBQHrzFueQ However, pony breeds might be able to get away with using prosthetics for several reasons.>They're smarter and braver than other horse breeds.>They're disproportionately strong for their size>They're also very, very tough. Think like +4 to CON.Those factors make it more likely for a pony to work with a prosthetic, but its still a substantial effort by all parties involved.Umas/Thoroughbreds are glass cannons and are asking to die early for various reasons.
>>731041814Ponies are also lighter than horses which helps on the load distribution and makes prosthetics more feasible
So when is the next support card banner worth rolling on after the megabanner? I'd like to have at least a decent deck instead of even most of my SRs being LB1 at most.
>>731041681Damn, I have to redo the Extra test then. I had an absolutely garbage run, lost the final Unity match (with 4 double circles), and ended with 999 speed, cucking myself out of both bonuses for the Clairvoyance skill and 1000 speed.I ended up with 19.8k points...
>>731041959SSR Tachyon or Maruzensky if you're building fronts, Speed El powercreeps Kitasan
>>731041764There's nothing natural about either work- or race-horses' lifestyles. It's no surprise their bodies can't really cope with the things we put them through.
>>731041959>RerunFine Motion + Kawakami Princess if you're not interested in Speed Maru.>New SSRsIt's quite sad. So many of these cards could be really good but they're crippled or just okay instead.
Sunday is coming, I can almost taste it
Another VaggotFags down>>731040781I can't believe they actually won the game and dominated Shitty like that.
>>731041764There's plenty of case in points where horses have survived being left for dead somewhere. It's just the sports breeds which have terrible health issues and that's no different from certain dog breeds.>Chincoteague ponies on an island off of Virginia, USA>They think they survived a shipwreck in the 1800s and did fine other than overpopulation>Hokkaido Ponies on Hokkaido, Japan>Abandoned by Korean Fisherment a long time ago during trips to the island for work, still alive.>Sable Island Ponies on an island off of Nova Scotia, Canada>US business man in the 1800s tried to settle the island, failed, and left the horses there. They're still alive.>US Mustangs>Brazilian Mustangs (they have a word but I forget it>Mongolian horses in general
>>731042301another what
>>731042301Seriously what do these faggots get from branding themselves like a cult?
>>731042692Bit of a slow thread huh?
Just a little.
>wit only training >no need to worry about energyI am genus
>>731043342literally what I do on my quick Oguri runssmartest E uma there is
>>731042557I used to do that when I was 12, so it's probably a bunch of kids doing it, nothing wrong with that.
When does the next perma-slot wit card comes out?
>>731043196Get a load of the size of that pony's dick!
>>731042923I'm tired of the longslop mines
>>731043449I'm doing it with Tachyon. So far doing well. Like now I won as 8th fav
MARVELOUS
>>731043503Ramonu 2nd anniversary
I HATE SUNDAY
>>731043597>hot spring ticked Kek, I guess I was rewarded for this strategy
>>731043503mr.cock & balls in 4 months~ (could be considered whale bait) ramonu in 10 months~
>>731038927>Still unbeaten Arima Kinen record>One of only two Senior Autumn Triple Crown holders>2nd biggest earnings of Sunday Silence childrenThis donkey is STRONG.
>>731033687/herse/ danchou, please purge flatliner impurities.
>>731033687Hotumagluebros....we are forgotten
>>731034713While I like her personality, she looks like a vtuber. It's kinda jarring.
>>731041814>disproportionately strong and durable for the sizeAre ponies basically fantasy dwars?
>>731034713Random Acts of Kinda Nice
>>731037862SELECT YOUR DONKEYS
>>731044184Rice Rice Baby
>>731044184Wife Shower
>>731043196Bigger than Tama's
The bigger the ears the more you can stroke them as you impregnate her
>>731039814This is a gaslight, I don't know who said this but it's not true. There are no limited umas.T. Jpbro
>>731044184I'll take one Ayabe, please.
>>731043885Mr.CB is an end closer card with only 5% race bonus, unless you really want to use end closers I don't think she's worth it. Sweepy bros might consider pulling for herBut for everyone else I think waiting the rerun with Creek is better
>>731036382baka
>>731044184Can I get Rice and Zeno as roommates special?
>>731039481I'm sorry, anon
>>731044184>5 years and still undefeatedhow does she do it?
>>731044439Her name is Robert
>>731044184i can't get over rickey just randomly being fucking giantKitaCHUD would have been this big too if they were being accurate and her rivalry with duramente would have looked even worse.
>>731044472Her ears were so much bigger than everyone else that they'd have to have a lore reason to design an Uma with bigger ears.
I think Rice looks stupid
i have thoughts about s2 Dia that i should not be having.
>>731044643
>>731039814Some of you retards are way too gullible, you could've taken 5 seconds to check ANY JP banner after her but instead you're gonna spread misinfo, shame on you.
>>731044559That's true, her ears are literally 3+ cm bigger than any of the other launch umas.
>>731044184I think Rickey is pretty cute but the only thing I know about her is her cameo in the anime
Reminder that kitaFRAUD is NOT a black horse and is a big phony
What other front should I run with my Seiun?
>>731044719Suzuka, SMaru or Daiwa
So Uma Kitasan is out soon but like how are you supposed to make her an ace when she can't even use her own card?
>>731044824Your Chrismas Mayano? Also she comes out alongside MANT when you get stats using cards with Race Bonus instead of training anyway
wtf is a mambo?
>>731044719I like running smaru with her, daiwa is possibly equally as good. Ideally i think if you're running fronts you wanna run 2 and 1 end but I wonder how strong triple front will end up being?
>i have thoughts about s2 Dia that i should not be having.
>>731044884Mambo number five
>>731037382>It unironically bumps things up as far as age ratings go.Up higher than 18+?
>>731044702She loves feng shui and won 11 G1s, but she's a dirter so it doesn't count
>>731041764They're a prey animal. They're not meant to stay alive.Anything goes wrong, that horse is a lunch for the local predators and the rest of the genepool move on.
>>731044704To be fair, kitasan bay doesn't sound nearly as cool.
>>731033281I want to fuck a Mare.
>>731044873Huh, I thought she was out in a few weeks not in March.
>>731044962wrong board.
>>731044824She has 20% Speed growth, just borrow SSR Mayano and use your preferred SR Speed card
>>731039282
>>731044643Having watched the anime before playing the game, I felt betrayed when Dia grew up to be a titty monster.
>>731045000>>>/mlp/
>>731044984>MamboImagine her as q/v/een
>>731044824I'm starting to think that it's almost impossible to build her unless you are a whale, she shines the most in long distance like Tenno sho and she needs both MLB Creek and Maya for her two gold recovery+ other good cards like FM
>>731044702Happy go lucky feng shui obsessed cultivator uma with actual magic powers. Incredibly schizo too. She's a cutie I'm rolling for her.
>>731044702Her owner was a feng shui guru who wore red underwear during his races because it was lucky that dayshe shills his merch in her card artalso strongest Dirter of all time with 11 G1salso KItasans REAL childhood friend instead of Diarace schedule was literally the owner just doing feng shui shit to figure it out
>>731045039I love titcow dia, but something about loli dia is too erotic. I understand.
>>731044754>>731044894what kind of card spread should I use for Daiwa? Do I gutsmaxx?
>>731045079You laugh but it fucking worked 11 G1 wins is nuts.
>>731045007This presidency is fucked up
Some test rooms 48448496
So, no one is going to talk about how Marvelous Sunday controlled/ created shooting stars during her Christmas SSR Pow card events, huh?
>>731045098You're running her as Front so it's Witmaxxing. 2 Speed, 3 Wit + Riko
>>731045154What the fuck can't she do at this point
just my daily moonlight sho races for today, thank you very much
>>731045198Ironically the real world Daiwa Scarlet was a front runner cause the horse was too stupid to be trained to do any other kind of strategy on the track
>>731045213get Mayano Top Gun laid.That is beyond even her MARVELOUS powers
>>731045098Gutsmaxxing daiwa is for pace chaser, if you're running her as a front you'll need to focus on wit, it is arguably the most important stat for front runners and this track has a very long downhill that you need high wit to take advantage of so you’ll want to use 3 wit cards for Daiwa, standard package of skills with groundwork and taking the lead, aim for 1200/850/800/600/800.
Ryan from a Mejiro team47434002
Soon.
>>731045154It's been well established that she's basically a Looney Tunes character. Just let her do what she wants and you might survive.
>>731045385Iron status?
>>731045317I'll take that challenge. Then complete it myself.
>>731034713Cutest Uma (I never played the game)https://litter.catbox.moe/gqlngq.png
>>731045471Unpumped35250303
>>731045154It's marvelous, isn't it?
>>731045471Pumped!
>>731045126Beating up dirters isn't the same as winning real G1s, same way that Mazurensky was a beast but her 8-0 record with 62 lengths of victory total is a meme because she wasn't allowed to enter the real races.
>>731045565BACK TO THE MINES AGAIN
>>731045154How bout the two? times Matikanefukukitaru nearly gets molested by ghosts in her career events?
star blossom anime when i want SUFFERING KINO
>>731045489>local trainer arrested for insider trading on Polumarket
>>731045565Rice keeps pacing down. It's very annoying. I'm going back to training
>>731045667I wanna see POWERFUL RABBIT in action. Oh, and the love child between Oguri cap and Michelle my baby, Snow in Hazard to I guess
>>731045126Tell that to his other 100+ horses and ask if his fengshui worked for them.
Damn, you guys are killing me with these front/pace teams
Guts Tachyon wins 85676811
>>731045154>controlled/created shooting starsbro she literally grabs umas and throws them into another dimension
>kiseki already being released on JPhow come she gets to cut the line?
>>731045883It's a miracle
>>731045840My danchou is the fucking coolest....so majestic.
>>731045883ALMOND EYE SOON GET READY
>>731045883but kiseki was already in the game??
Not having seiun and thus locking yourself out of double front for this CM really is awful, I'm starting to understand seiunlets in their despair.
Does anyone have the Oguri Cap with the lollipop image?
>>731045154Those weren't stars, those were ufos
GGs rivals, this is where I bow out
>>731045852Look, nature is having so much fun being forced to do a gay little dance in the Marvelous dimension! MARVELOUS!
this game has AT LEAST 4 kiseskis
>>731045154>Doing Mejiro dober’s career>she shows up to be a boss in a single race and immediately disappearsMARVELOUS
Didn't expect Daiwa97743948
>>731046102I didn't even see the Angling proc
>>731045154Doesn't Marvelous transform a stadium of people into umas (including men) at some point in her career
>>731045050I'm literally whaling when she comes out, she WILL win a stakes
>>731046247When is she coming out?
Oguri passed the front runner blob before triggering NSM17631094
>>731046142>He doubted the daiwa rocket
>>731046247she's a 1* isn't she? why would you need to whale
>>731046326whale cards
