This is going to be huge in Japan
you think so? it's a 6 yea rold game
*blows dust off script*Ahem"Apparently it's the best looking game on switch"
>>731033794They don't mind buying the worst possible version of a 6 year old game over there?
>>731033794>GKClollmao
Remake will sell millions of copies on PC and once it's on PC you're not going to see anyone calling it shit anymore
>>731034063The Piss4 version?
More like incel-grade LMAO
>>731034160I remember retards saying this for real, and now they're back making the same claim about the switch port. Why don't they ever learn?
>>731033794Doomers in denial don't think it's going to sell millions on the switch 2 alone
>>731033794They're ok with it being a download key for a 30fps version?
>>731033794I hope so because nobody here seems to care much
>>731035551Cartridges have a 64 GB limit, this is the one and ONLY time I can understand there being no physical version. Although I would still just get the game digitally instead, no reason to go with the key card
>>731033794>Square getting bailed out once again through Nintendo>A fucking Keycard evenYamauchi was too nice; Square should've died back then. They don't deserve more chances
>>731033794Global sales are also very good.
>>731033794What is JP's general opinion on Game Key Cards?
>>731033794>game-key cardFACT!
>>731034063Nobody in Japan has a PS5 so for them is new>>731036775They don’t really care, DQ I&II and Octopath 0 were GKC and are almost on par with the Switch 1 versions
>>731036683>Cartridges have a 64 GB limit, this is the one and ONLY time I can understand there being no physical versionThere's no room to debate for enabling them; compress your shit. 2 parts of those shitty "remakes" can easily fit within 64gb.>>731036768>$40 Oh, well. These makes the keycard less of an issue>you will until a time when Final Fantasy fell from AAA being worth the full price and are sold below the treshold right off the bat
>>731036832This isn't a Game-Key card, because they do actually have a cartridge.
>>731034427Kek
>>731036683>>731036768>>731036904Thank god you're here, we need to sell as many copies of remake on switch as we can
>>731037132No problem sis! Don’t forget to go and see Hamaguchi on Nintendo NY if you can! :D
>>731036912You wanted the game to look even WORSE?
>>731034063Imagine thinking a Tendie wouldn't buy an excellent port like Remake for Switch 2, although they literally bought this.
>>731037225Now this is a humiliation ritual. Go beg those tendies for sales, pigman
>>731034427Wrong game, Barry.
>>731037298I was told remake was the only port in history /v/ made fun of
>>731037295It doesn't even looks bad, just doesn't wow anymore.
>>731033794Nobody is talking about it in Japan.
>>731037448It didnt wow on release and that was 6 years ago
>releasing it on a Thursday to maximize sales recordswhat are the odds it makes the famitsu top ten?
Massive humiliation for Nintendo that they are relying on FF7, the game that killed the N64, to save them now.
How can we realistically make remake on switch 2 more of a success?
>>731036912>you will until a time when Final Fantasy fell from AAA being worth the full price and are sold below the treshold right off the batIt’s $40 on every other platform and it’s 5 years old, if they charged $70-80 you’d just be laughing at them for thinking that price is fair for such an old game everyone already played.
>>731037753You'd be defending it at any price
>>731037225>Nintendo is this excited that Final Fantasy is finally back on Nintendo hardware after almost 30 yearsYou love to see it.
>>731033794i don't think it will sell well not because of the switch, but because it's final fantasy
>>731037529doesn't mean bad looking.
>>731037753>you’d just be laughing at them for thinking that price is fair for such an old game everyone already playedI'd be laughing anyway price or not. Shit is a keycard already, nothing but amusement from SE decision making like the jews they are
>>731037326It gets worse
>>73103782820% of the game looks great, the rest is outsourced garbage with bad lighting. This somehow gets worse in the "next gen" sequel
>>731036768>(Includes Magic: The Gathering—FINAL FANTASY Play Booster):OOOOOO
>>731034427jeetslop
>>731037919>20% of the game looks great, the rest is outsourced garbage with bad lighting.No, it's the same meh graphics state we are now.
>>731037983The desperation is very sad
>>731037919Yeah, its a shame how standards at se have fallen
>>731033794>Game Key CardKWAB
>>731036768>Bananza>Winner of the literal nintendo consolation prize ad hoc categoryVery telling.
>>731037794>>731037892The duality of /v/.
>>731038051Its why thats selling at all. Cards are worth more than these games lol
>>731033794buy an ad
>>731033794P3 demake barely sold 10k.
>>731034063Wouldn't that be the PS4 version?
>>731037298why switch and not switch 2>they literally bought thisI didn't, who is they
>>731037905>posting sales is begging>not posting sales is indication for a flopBarry shitposting in a nutshell.
>>731038986They can't afford it due to Redditbirth 7 flopping
>>731040276the ps4 version only lacks the dirge of cerberus dlc slop with yuffie, it probably runs and looks better
>>731033794lol
>>731042864Rebirth will be fine. It's a phenomenal video game and will get boosts with a Switch 2 release, GOTY awards, and the lead up to Part 3. It completely sold out of its $100 DE and $350 CE before launch. We don't have any hard numbers yet, but we can assume it's sold at least 2.5 million. This really isn't anything for you or any player to worry about.
>>731034063The worst possible version is always the PC one because games should be played on the couch with no setting up. PC is for work.
>>731033794People said the same thing every time about FFVII Re-Trilogy whenever it was relevant, and every single time they were dead wrong kek
>>731042864This is almost as pathetic as begging tendies for sales.
>>731043182My home PC is plugged into the TV, you are retarded
>>731043112>GOTY awards*from home streamed arabic competitions
>>731043182I don't have a monitor or a mouse on my current PC. It's hooked up to my TV, and I have a bluetooth keyboard/touchpad to launch things
>>731033794Mmmm~ 30fps.
>>731037905haven't played these games, just the original, but how are they going to be able to finish it with just one more game? It doesn't seem like they got very far in the story so far from what I've seen of it.
>>731037806More like SE is desperate to get those FFVII big sales that were promised a thousand years ago by the west.
thank you for playing a overly expensive shit version, it funds part 3
>>731046081DLC as supposed to cover Vincent and Cid and setup the 3rd game, but due to Rebirth flopping spectacularly they had to cancel those plans and rush part 3.They'll just change the story so that every event takes place in same map and let you fight Sephiroth 3 more times to save money.
>>731046081It's pretty far along, only new areas still left are wutai (yuffies homeland) which is getting expanded a lot in remake part 3 and the final areas in the north the rest reuses the map from rebirth
>>731046403Insane how their most ambitious project ended being a giant money sink for square enix, now they're remaking dragon quests like crazy to recover some of the hundreds of millions lost in this flop.
