>Im going to have to disguise myself as mia for this to all work75 days and 56 creampies later>i hope ethan likes this soup i used to make it with mom I cant wait for rose to grow up so i can teach herthis is canon right?
>>731034951>in the first game you can cuck mia and pick the other girl instead>second game mia gets kidnapped and a doppelganger fucks her husbandwhy does capcom hate mia so much?
>>731034951why are we the only ones who talk about this?wasn't mia in the cuck dungeon for months?
>>731035326>why are we the only ones who talk about this?Because this game is half a decade old and everyone else moved on already.
I kind of love how after putting up with BOW bullshit for 20 years, chris basically became fat alcoholic russell crowe and he just shoots first at everything
>>731034951yes
The real question we should all be asking is how is claire so hot imma right guys?
>>731036118>how is claire so hotshe has the biggest butt of any of the characters
>>731036118You're so right Chris.
>>731036118no way fag
>>731034951Ethan got to fuck this.
>>731036118>dog gifI know its you, chris
>>731035558You'd be the same if Leon still didn't fuck your sister after 20 years
>>731036638>You'd be the same if Leon still didn't fuck your sister after 20 yearsLeon has yellow fever bad.
>>731035439>half a decade oldjesus fucking christ
>ETHAN, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME ANY MORE!Someone must have that comic
Mia had a hard life.
>>731034951>could've just kidnapped Rose the very first day she infiltrated>instead spends like a month roleplaying as Ethan's wife for unspecified reasons>only stopped because Chris broke in like the Kool aid man and shot herMy headcannon is that living as a happily married normal woman made her realize ruling over the four Lords sucked because they were all loud, cocky shitheads that infought nonstop and the only reason she went>Ok, back to the original plan I guesswas because Chris intervened.>I'll kidnap Rose and escape, tomorrow... or next week... or next month... or...
>>731037498>be mia>work with some shady company>end up babysitting a brat bioweapon>she sinks the ship you were on>get kidnapped>possibly raped>go insane in the brain>almost kill husband>ffw like 2 years later>get cucked into oblivion
>>731038097she deserved itethan went through hell and died tragically all because she decided to be a glowie
>>731038097>>731038225I'm still mad that she cut my hand off
>>731038280i got'chu bro
>>731038039She treated it like a nice little vacation, when she shapeshifted as Mia was talking about that soup you could tell there was love in her voiceWhen you really think about it if Chris hadn't shown up everything would have worked out just fine
>>731038574Chris is really no good at matchmaking.
>>731038503>i got'chu browhen nobody else got me, I know dat green herb got me
>>731034951did anyone else feel like her final boss was a straight rip off of Margo’s wet nurse from bloodborne, or is it just me.>Designs look somewhat similar>During boss fight has a invincibility phase where everything goes dark and she Ambushes you with attacks>Ending of boss fight involves a baby
>>731038739Jesus Leon, you smoked like two thirds of that blunt before passing it you asshole.
>>731038574>
>>731036513I-is this part of the plan?
>>731034951She was only disguised as Mia for like a week topsThe moment she swapped with Mia is also when fake Mia and Ethan started fighting and squabblingNo sex happening there but Ethan ate real Romanian food
>>731039413Of course!
>>731039581>cuck queen hands typed this post
>>731038958>Jesus Leon, you smoked like two thirds of that blunt before passing it you asshole.Yeah but now I feel Fine
>>731035439the last 5 years are not real years because solar activity sped up time
Miranda is a shapeshifter
>>731040170Where's the big floppy dong?
>>731040246In your ass
village's story would have been better if ethan actually had sex with miranda whose been posing as mia for months while the real mia has been locked up in some cell for almost a year
>>731040423How would mia survive?
>>731040423Who said he didn't?
>>731040717Miranda encases her like a living skinsuit.Mia is forced to watch Miranda plays the role of the loving housewife and mother as a passenger in her own body.
>>731040929>Not forcing mia to watch the sex tapes 24/7 in a dungeonNah
>>731041081I'm not a fan of cucking.Of any sort.Your fetish just doesn't appeal to me.
I do feel like it was a little strange that they didn't lean on this more. Could have kept showing up as Mia instead of the old woman.Would have more characterization for Miranda, though I guess ultimately she does decide to just dismember Rose and distribute her parts in the course of a few hours instead of convincing/manipulating Ethan to her side.
>>731034951take your meds
