>Im going to have to disguise myself as mia for this to all work75 days and 56 creampies later>i hope ethan likes this soup i used to make it with mom I cant wait for rose to grow up so i can teach herthis is canon right?
>>731034951>in the first game you can cuck mia and pick the other girl instead>second game mia gets kidnapped and a doppelganger fucks her husbandwhy does capcom hate mia so much?
>>731034951why are we the only ones who talk about this?wasn't mia in the cuck dungeon for months?
>>731035326>why are we the only ones who talk about this?Because this game is half a decade old and everyone else moved on already.
I kind of love how after putting up with BOW bullshit for 20 years, chris basically became fat alcoholic russell crowe and he just shoots first at everything
>>731034951yes
The real question we should all be asking is how is claire so hot imma right guys?
>>731036118>how is claire so hotshe has the biggest butt of any of the characters
>>731036118You're so right Chris.
>>731036118no way fag
>>731034951Ethan got to fuck this.
>>731036118>dog gifI know its you, chris
>>731035558You'd be the same if Leon still didn't fuck your sister after 20 years
>>731036638>You'd be the same if Leon still didn't fuck your sister after 20 yearsLeon has yellow fever bad.
>>731035439>half a decade oldjesus fucking christ
>ETHAN, SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME ANY MORE!Someone must have that comic
Mia had a hard life.
>>731034951>could've just kidnapped Rose the very first day she infiltrated>instead spends like a month roleplaying as Ethan's wife for unspecified reasons>only stopped because Chris broke in like the Kool aid man and shot herMy headcannon is that living as a happily married normal woman made her realize ruling over the four Lords sucked because they were all loud, cocky shitheads that infought nonstop and the only reason she went>Ok, back to the original plan I guesswas because Chris intervened.>I'll kidnap Rose and escape, tomorrow... or next week... or next month... or...
>>731037498>be mia>work with some shady company>end up babysitting a brat bioweapon>she sinks the ship you were on>get kidnapped>possibly raped>go insane in the brain>almost kill husband>ffw like 2 years later>get cucked into oblivion
>>731038097she deserved itethan went through hell and died tragically all because she decided to be a glowie
>>731038097>>731038225I'm still mad that she cut my hand off
>>731038280i got'chu bro
>>731038039She treated it like a nice little vacation, when she shapeshifted as Mia was talking about that soup you could tell there was love in her voiceWhen you really think about it if Chris hadn't shown up everything would have worked out just fine
>>731038574Chris is really no good at matchmaking.
>>731038503>i got'chu browhen nobody else got me, I know dat green herb got me
>>731034951did anyone else feel like her final boss was a straight rip off of Margo’s wet nurse from bloodborne, or is it just me.>Designs look somewhat similar>During boss fight has a invincibility phase where everything goes dark and she Ambushes you with attacks>Ending of boss fight involves a baby
>>731038739Jesus Leon, you smoked like two thirds of that blunt before passing it you asshole.
>>731038574>
>>731036513I-is this part of the plan?
>>731034951She was only disguised as Mia for like a week topsThe moment she swapped with Mia is also when fake Mia and Ethan started fighting and squabblingNo sex happening there but Ethan ate real Romanian food
>>731039413Of course!
>>731039581>cuck queen hands typed this post
>>731038958>Jesus Leon, you smoked like two thirds of that blunt before passing it you asshole.Yeah but now I feel Fine
>>731035439the last 5 years are not real years because solar activity sped up time
Miranda is a shapeshifter
>>731040170Where's the big floppy dong?
>>731040246In your ass
village's story would have been better if ethan actually had sex with miranda whose been posing as mia for months while the real mia has been locked up in some cell for almost a year
>>731040423How would mia survive?
>>731040423Who said he didn't?
>>731040717Miranda encases her like a living skinsuit.Mia is forced to watch Miranda plays the role of the loving housewife and mother as a passenger in her own body.
>>731040929>Not forcing mia to watch the sex tapes 24/7 in a dungeonNah
>>731041081I'm not a fan of cucking.Of any sort.Your fetish just doesn't appeal to me.
I do feel like it was a little strange that they didn't lean on this more. Could have kept showing up as Mia instead of the old woman.Would have more characterization for Miranda, though I guess ultimately she does decide to just dismember Rose and distribute her parts in the course of a few hours instead of convincing/manipulating Ethan to her side.
>>731034951take your meds
>>731039665WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT IMPREGNATEDWHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN
>>731040170Oh she's definitely shifting my shape if you catch my drift
>>731041427Give it up for Rose winning the "I got better" medal of the decade, btw
What is it about this game's girls?Dona is a babe too
>>731040393I wish.
>>731038039If you were in this situation and secretly discovered your wife was replaced by a shapeshifter would you cause a fuss or just go with the flow?
>>731041427That would definitely make 7's story a bit more memorable.Miranda keeps delaying the plan because she is struggling to bring herself to kill rose - having grown a sentimental attachment to Rose reminiscent to that she had with her original child during the months of the infiltration.This results in the 4 Lords becoming increasingly impatient and upset with her and culminating in a mutiny against her.
>>731041705I'd ask the shapeshifter to bring her back so that we could have a threesome.
>>731041502Repopulating the ENTIRE VILLAGE WITH NO SURVIVING EGGS
>Ethan got to fuck thisZAMN
>>731041961See, now you're cooking. There's emotional stakes and shit, there's conflict, the whole shebang - you could even toss the actual villagers in the mix instead of killing them off. Truly feels wasted
>>731042067Are you telling me that you wouldn't transform into an elderly weirdo and spout prophetic nonsense at random passerbys if you had the ability to?
>>731034951Mia was wearing the same outfit when rescued, that disguised Miranda was in the prologue. You also get a flashback of a hostile, aloof disguised miranda set like 3 days before the game. It was 3 days tops of Miranda impersonating mia, and she was a cold bitch to Ethan which he went along with because hey she has ptsd and I will be a good nice husband who supports my wife. There was no intimacy between them and that’s not so unusual given the circumstances
The phone call that saved RE
>>731042196>things cuckqueans tell themselves to cope
>>731041705>have a woman that can change into any woman I wantoh no?!!?
>>731042194the one thing i have to look forward to when i get old is unlocking the ability to do this
>>731042468If you tell her not to transform during sex she'll cum 10 times as hard.
>>731042558Would she transform into E00-1?
>>731042863> If she does it on requestShe loves you. A lot. Maybe even too much.>If she does it entirely on her own.Ensure she uses a decent VPN when she uses the computer.
>>731042464fpbp
>>731043198Newfag
I'm surprised that the whole>Female Villain in disguise falls in love with the MC Plot hasn't been turned into an erotic book or something
>>731043594I'm sure you can find something like that if you look hard enough.
>>731038225>>731038280You guys know if things had gone according to Mia’s plan, she would have died at the Baker estate with Ethan having no idea about it, right? Like she was missing for three years, nearly two of which she spent in that underground cell we find her in. Evelyn was the one who took control of Mia and had her send Ethan the email. Mia is by no means innocent, but she wanted to keep Ethan safe and away from it all.
>>731043594>innocent and sweet good girl gf>turns out to be a cruel sexy bitch
>>731034951it was just a prank bro!
>>731043874but she's weak to cuddling and is already thinking about the names of your kids
>>731035326No. Miranda gave a villager the order to prepare some tools and medicine on the 3rd of February (picrel), which means that she was still only preparing to take Mia's place by the 3rd. The game starts on the night of February 8th. If we are to assume the villager managed to prepare everything by the 4th (which he most likely did not or was not expected to, hence the "in the next few days" tidbit), then Miranda only pretended to be Mia for about four days at most. There is no "months," there is no "weeks."
>>731043845I think most of mia hate is just being unable to look past the intro to RE7
>>731043874>Outwardly a cruel and arrogant bitch>Secretly innocent and sweet girl
>>731044204I think most of the Hitler hate is just being unable to look past the Holocaust :(
>>731042558Damn... well I guess I can make her cum, then ask her to transform for me to finish (I take forever to cum). And also have her transformed for tease and denial shenanigans.
>>731044271But the intro was real.
>>731044349
>>731034951thanks for reminding what stops me from likin gnu-re is the dumb plot
>>731034951ETHAAAAAAAAAN FUCK MY SISTER
>>731044469>It's miranda as claire
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THE PERFECT SHAPESHIFTER WASN'T ME? REEEEE
>>731045005Grim
>>731042549>Spend an afternoon at the mall accosting random couples and accusing one of them of cheating>Then hit the food court or the massage place
>>731045293>grimyou dont know the half of it
>>731035245 I dont know what ethan sees in her. 3 years missing without giving any information about her whereabouts, shit is like something that was pulled straight from some ntr manga, then she did nothing but pushed ethan away, and then she's getting kidnapped by myterious entity in romania, and also indirectly killed ethan in process
>>731045532>LeftCute girl next door.>right50yo cougar that wants to drain your balls till death.
