If you knew you were going to die soon what unreleased game would you want to try
IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOLTHEN YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR VIDEO GAMES
>>731048645kek
>>731048585>be on death bed>my only wish.... is that I didn't get to play.... grand theft slop XYou should unironically kill yourself before your illness does if this is what you care about in your final moments.
I'd rather just replay Ocarina of Time one last time.
>>731048661Didn't TotalBiscuit literally die while playing Fortnite
>>731048756At least it was in 60 fps like he wanted
>>731048585I wonder, how effective is an NDA for a person who is going to die soon
Maybe it'd be sweet if valve could let me play through all the aborted HL3 attempts they've undoubtedly made in the past (and might even be currently making) but I can't think of much other vidya I'd have a deathbed wish for.
>>731048585I dont know if I would want to play an unreleased game, I think i would want to experience old games that I already know I love.
>>731048585They let PS5 play GTA 6 early?
>>731048820what u think the cancer patient is gonna sneak a burner phone out of his IV drip to drop spoilers on the story?
>>731048961I mean he can just write about what he saw
>>731048585>slip into the abyss of death while smiling at the sweet memories formed during my final living playthrough of MegaMan Legends>wake up in hell with a demon cosplaying as roll and tron bonne fisting my throat with a servbot shaped mega buster
i want a private massage too
>>731048585Rockstar gave someone cancer just so they could pull this PR stunt. Sickening.
>ask to play gta6 before you die>go online and call it slop before release>die
>>731048756fornite existed back then? also, twomad died playing overwatch
>>731049762Fortnite is so old that the little kids doing "we like Fortnite" dances are turning 18 soon.
>>731049048playing the game is what gave them the cancer, this is just a cover-up
>>731048585Star Citizen so I could become immortal.
>>731048585The space industry part of Pyannodons.
>>731048987you could do it and R* couldn't stop you, but it also guarantees they'd never do something like that ever again. Pissing in the public well, and all that.
>>731048585Mighty No. 9 3DS port.
>>731048585At least he didn't ask for TES6
>>731048585Elder scrolls 6
>>731048661It was funny seeing threads on /a/ saying "Don't kill yourself, you'll miss on consuming all this upcoming goyslop".
>>731048585Inb4 it was a Chinese ploy and they just steal everything and release it as Big Robbery Car.
Why do people make fun of people wanting to consume game x before they die like they are le self aware redditors but then still invest a significant portion of their lives into 4chan and consuming media? If you find it so laughable to care about games shouldn't you be doing things you deem significant in the limited time you have?
>>731048585Either MML3 or whatever Versus XIII would have been without Square blocking it.
>>731048585Artificial Academy 3
>>731048585I wonder if they have to sign a contract that states they have to actually die in order to play an unreleased game early
>>731049762Fortnite is 8 years old
Please Nomura just let me see unreleased beta footage of Versus XIII and then I can die
>>731048585Playing a bug-ridden, unfinished early access game before you die doesn't seem like the right move.
>>731048661>>731048756E-CELEB IS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
>>731049762>twomad died playing overwatchwas wondering why I hadn't seen that fat fuck for a while.
>>731048585Deltarune I guess. I wanna see what Toby's fever dream ending is.
>>731048756No, he was like semi-conscious or something and talking about Fortnite, apparently.
>>731048585>Works at UbisoftSo it was only because they had connections
>>731048585As a person in similar circumstances playing a lot of videogames gives you a nice respite. It also lets you do things you can’t anymoreLike drive cars, go exploring. It’s honestly more impactful than you realize, at least until you’re living it. Take care of yourselves, anons. And if you’ve ever come across brain-tumor anons posts before - spill the lore so I don’t have to. (The music & industry bullshit so they’re reminded I’m legit)Go get your bloodwork done this week. I love you
If I got cancel that was untreatable I'd like a small tour of Valve and Noctua Austria. Yeah, I have low standards. I just respect people smarter than me.
>>731054006>cancelcancer*I swear modern autocorrect just wants to fuck with your shit. Really annoying when it corrects a few words after it's been entered.
>>731048585The Grandtheft auto in heaven beats the shit out of our shitty version.RIP
>>731048585games are a way to kill time. if you're dying, you probably have more important things to attend to
>>731050778Based. Fake normalfag soft trolling grandstanding 90’s bully wannabes.
>>731053453i love you too anon.t. just finished a nursing rotation on a neurosurgery ward
>>731054208There's a good chance that you aren't going to be capable of much while you are dying, just laying around and waiting for the end. It's not like everyone else you care about can just stop their lives to hang out with you full-time for a year or whatever.
>>731053287yeah, I think he died on Valentine's day 2 years ago, the only reason people knew he died is because his Discord status showed that he had been playing Overwatch 2 for over 48 hours
>>731048585Skyrim II
>>731048661Sometimes when I play a great game I think about the friends that aren't here anymore, and how much they would've enjoyed this game.
>>731049721Didn't that happen not so long ago? Some make-a-wish kid wanted to play something before he went and the company rushed a build to him. He was disappointed. Damned if I can remember what it was though.
>>731048661>be a fat, retarded brit>shit blood daily for 2 entire goddamn years>not like a smear from ass hemorrhoids or some occult blood that requires a test>actual red, liquid blood, like his asshole is on its fucking period >be surprised when its cancer>die like a fat, cancer ridden retard 4 years later
>>731054620I'm guessing it was the "I don't need a real job in America" special. Doesn't make enough money for health insurance, just wants to grind for that internet monies and figures he just needs to last until the big ad revenue checks start coming in.
>>731048585Im going to die soon and i dont care about any unreleased game. I played everything i wanted in my life and now i just want off this hellhole.
>>731050639>the suicidal /v/tard proudly proclaimsyou are the parody edition of homo sapiens
>>731048585>the game is completed Tendie holocaust part 6764789
>>731048585Fallout 3: Van Buren I would die a happy man.
>>731049848>>731049762Everyone in my high school was memeing about the orange shirt kid. I'm now 23
>>731054974Consuming media will never be a true replacement for enriching IRL moments.
>>731048645hoh
>>731048585if i knew i was going to die soon, i would spend more time with family and friends instead of playing goyslop like GTA 6
>>731049762>twomadWho?
>>731055384I love my family but desu I'm not that close to them. I'd just do drugs/fuck prostitutes until my heart stops beating lol. Probably travel to a few countries I always wanted to see like Japan and Italy.
>>731054264Pineal tumor at 15x12x11. Still uncertain if it’s blocking flow to midbrain but they think my cardiac issues stem from the pressure. Thanks for everything that you do. Truly. It’s people like you who keep me alive.
>>731048585I'd ask Toby Fox to give me Chapter 5 and all current unreleased materials for Deltarune no question
>>731055710Some friend's dad got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, was told he was basically guaranteed to die. Instead of sitting on his ass in the hospital he left his family and flew to Vegas to party and snort coke and fuck hookers, blew all his money because fuck it. After doing it for a while he noticed that he should be dead already. He went back to get checked and apparently he had made a miraculous recovery.
>>731055384>>731055710but we are all going to die soonyou should really go after those things you want to do, blink and a decade or two goes by. it's gets harder to move around and do things even by 40, and its only downhill from there
>>731048585>unreleasedI sure as shit wouldn't choose any unreleased game. It's all garbage. If I was going to die soon the odds are I wouldn't play any game. I would probably go find some place quiet and peaceful and just sit there all day staring at the sky.Never have time for that.
>>731048756No but his wife fucked the man who posts on the Fortnite Twitter shortly after his death. The way an official account went off brand made it very obvious.
>>731050217>it also guarantees they'd never do something like that ever againWhy do I care if I'm going to be dead in 6 months?
>>731055896>Oh shit, shouldn't I be dead already?Kek
>>731048645Fpbp
Cancer is almost a meme unless you get heavily irradiated. Most of the time it's just malnutrition, unironically. The jews don't want you to know this though.
>>731055896Shit he probably wished he did die after all of that lol>>731055915If I live to say 50 and my life is miserable and I have no family i probably will pursue a cocaine/meth induced sex death. I know from that point onwards my QOL would fall off a cliff, not even just go downwards. Living to 85 and being kept on an air machine to live sounds like a nightmare.
>>731048585Imagine your last wish before dying is playing an ultra pozzed, unfinished, buggy, 15 FPS, spic and black filled, disabled trannies and faggots walking on the streets holding their hands (unkillable), whites bad (all worst characters will be white) simulator. There's a saying - your death is such like you lived.
>>731056660At some point, when you're older (80 years old) it's easy to get all the good shit from docs - benzodiazepines, pregabalin, medical weed and various opioid drugs so you can at least spend your last years high as balls.
>>731056926Yesh my grand aunt just died recently at her early 81-82ish (my dad's side of the family is very private I don't even know their birthdays) and she was cooked on benzos. At least she wasn't conscious enough to experience the pain of her failing body.
>>731057393My mom who was dying of terminal cancer, had morphine in tablets, fentanyl patches all over her arms, benzos and God knows what else. When I saw her for the last time, she looked like a literal bag of bones covered by skin. No sign of any remaining muscles or fat tissue. This was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. She barely recognised me, but we were able to say our final goodbyes and that I love her very much. She died aged 57 years. We truly never know how much time we have remaining. Many of people here think they'll live till at least around 80 yo, but recently the cancer rates are skyrocketing and against that shit we don't really have proper treatment. Some cancers are relatively easy to excise and get rid of if caught early, but when it's detected only when it's already undergone metastasis on every organ including bones, then it's just painful day after day, waiting for the moment you die and are freed from your misery.
Worse ways to go
I'm shoot afraid I have a tumor growing in me and I won't find out till it's too late.>you always have cancer growing in you anon but it gets killed before it does anythingYou know what I mean.
