I never thought I'd see a Half-Life thread, let alone create one...
>>731051792IT STARTS WITH...
>>731051792I want a pet bullsquid
Stop FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
>>731051792>FREEMAN YOU F- AAAAAAAgh
>>731051906only if i get one of those eye things too
>>731051792
>>731051792Cool
My god, what are you doing?!
i wish alyx was like 300 pounds
Where's the fucking book, Valve?
>>731051859ONE THING
Do you still believe?
>>731058458nohalf-life 3 will come out as a buggy, inpolished unplayable mess and YET people will still suck Gaben's fat cock because they've been conditioned to consume the product and get exited for the next producthalf-life 3? more like half-lie 3
>>731058594Valve isn't known for a lack of polish, anon. Who do you think they are, Bethesda?
>>731058594You forgot to whine about Steamies in your post.
>>731051987MMod?
>>731051792I never thought I'd see a highly trained professional, let alone create one...
Look Gordon, ropes!
>>731051792that blurry ass texture filtering is nasty
>>731057210you make my heart singyou make everything cool
>>731051792excellent application of this meme
>>731051792access denied
>tfw you're older than Gordon Freeman
Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?
>>731051792Hey guys, how is Half Life 3 going? Any day now right?
>>731059109We can use them to ACK ourselves!
>>731051792Anon! You're unbanned! Thank goodness for that Proxy suit!
>>731059109We can use those to kill ours-ACK, SHTAP, HEUGH
>>731051987I can't believe he was about to say the F word.
>>73106019827...he should have been at the club...
Anon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained shitposter
>>731060909>I'd try to post bait but we keep failing the captcha and all our passes are expired.
>>731059109>>731060778kek
i can't access my files...
GOT A SCIENTIST HEREHE'S GOT A LOT OF PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH *DICKS*
>>731058615>Valve isn't know for a lack of polish>CS2>Artifact>whatever has been happening to TF2
Black mesa can eat my bankrupt…
>>731061972Was Artifact unpolished? I assumed it was just wildly unpopular because Valve's fanbase doesn't give a shit about card games. Nobody asked for that from them, they want FPS games. They even collectively moaned LOUDLY when it was revealed on stage.
>>731058658Dude, how is Steam related to Valves ability to make Good games?Dont forget that Valve basically fired most of their employees in 2011 when they shifted their focus from making video games to making hardware and destrubiting games not made by them (Also Gambling)2010 Valve is not the same as 2025 Valve
>>731058668Brutal Half-Life Beta 3It came out a year ago
>>731061972>CS2The problem with CS2 isn't that it's not polished, it's that it's missing a bunch of CS:GO's content and has an absolutely anemic update schedule. What is there is polished outside of Valve's experimentation with subtick and the animation system and that's been polished over time.>ArtifactArtifact is a polished game, it's just that nobody wanted it.>whatever has been happening to TF2Again, that's less a lack of polish and more that Valve more or less abandoned the game after they crippled it with Meet your Match.
>>731058594Half-Life Alyx did alright.
>>731062326Cheers big eahs.
This is my hiding thread, and I'm not moving until the catalog has drastically improved.Now go away! And don't tell the jannies I'm here!
>>731062496I was always surprised that guy doesn't get electrocuted upon the machine's activation.
