>a-anon, im ready to settle
>>731055743CALVA
great, it's that anon that is obsessed with this ugly bitch and is just going to dump coom the entire thread
>>731055743Mass Effect 2 is the best game in the trilogy
>>731055947>best game in the trilogyThats a pretty low bar
>>731055743She just needs hair and then she'd ACTUALLY look good.
Has anyone tried removing her tattoos? She has probably the best human female face in the game
>>731055947Not even close, 1 clears easily.
>>731055743>a-anon, im ready to settleYou guys say it like you had a chance to get her in a better shape
>>731056218
I find her attitude way more unattractive than the tattoos and bald head. I would have jettisoned her into space.
>>731055898I accept the accusation.But it wasn't me.
>>731056125It also makes GOAT lists regularly. The only ME game to make GOAT lists regularly. It just had the misfortune of being up against Red Dead Redemption on the year of its release. They are both masterpieces and gaming landmarks.
>>731055743Implying shep didn't get his fair share of cadet pussy in space bootcamp
>>731056151You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>731056181That goes in my pleb collection.
>>731055743I played ME2 for the first time in 2024 and she died in the final mission. I don't regret it.
>>731057042Fact Check: True.
>>731055743Jack is canonically virgin thoughShepard deflowers her in the game
>>731057180I prefer her to have some hair
ME3 truly was a fetish overload
>>731057306Me too, just on a different part of her body.
>>731056353>her students are all like 40
>>731055947That's the one that made me quit Mass Effect altogetherSame with Assassin's Creed 2It was like>alright I'll give it another shot, but if it's as lame as the first one...
No matter how you put it, Jack is just not a popular waifu, although she is generally well liked in the fandom. Her return in a future game will ultimately be a net positive, making it a better experience, but it will not be a game seller. However, without Jack and Miri, I am not buying another ME.
>>731057757Even as the likely fifth female LI, below even Ashley, she is still a popular and well liked character int he fandom, just not perhaps in the ways that Bioware wanted her to be.
>>731057815Although, to be fair, I don't think Bioware knew what they wanted out of her, and just didn't like what they did get.
>>731057860Honestly, though, what Bioware wants has not been my problem for over a decade now.
>>731057908You see, Bioware wants to you like their products and purchase them mindlessly. Like some kind of lifestyle brand. They're not, though.
>>731057969CoD or Final Fantasy were the ones that got the closest to that, I'd argue, with each new release being somewhat of an event, but Bioware never reached that cultural level, in spite of making some of the best RPGs ever.
>>731056353Is that guy ever gonna make mod for ME2?https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2692Did he ever got out of jail?
>>731058042They might have been, had DA2, ToR and ME3 not tanked their reputation, and had CDPR not schooled them at their own game.
>>731058087Even if those games had succeeded, Veilguard would still have broken that veneer.
>>731058153At best, that would put their reputation at post Andromeda levels, which was awful back then.
>>731058208So it really begs the question what can they possibly do to not be dissolved at some point in the near future?
>>731058264The next ME might sell better than the last Dragon Age, but that doesn't mean much.
>>731058321I can't see EA trusting Bioware with a 200 million dollar budget, to churn out a game that sells at best 1.5 million copies.
>>731055898she is not ugly, just ruined by bad decisions
>>731058356Veilguard's budget was allegedly $250 million, but the math points upward of $275, which would likely be the absolute minimum. More likely in the $350 million range.
Can you stop with your disgusting ai slop, retard?I like Jack, but you seem actually insane like that dude who shits up every stellar blade thread
>>731058431To paraphrase the jokeHow do you make $40 million?Have Bioware make Veilguard for $350 million.
>>731055743Would bang but Tali is so far above all the other foids in these games it's downright funny
>>731058497So the issue remains.
>>731058542While Bioware want you to be excited about product, and then be excited for next product, we are not.
>>731058593In fact, nowadays it feels more like a threat.Especially with a tagline like>Mass Effect Will Continue
>>731058627
>>731058671And Bioware teasing new things that will happen int he game is fine, new characters are fine.
>>731058707But we don't particularly care about any of that. We don't even care about the gameplay.
>>731058730You might disagree with that, but were are the "gameplay" people that bought Anthem? Or Andromeda? Or Veilguard?
>>731058761I see your filename, /meg/friend.>>731058772Even ME3's sales weren't about the gameplay, but the culmination of a cultural event, that ultimately shat the bed.
>>731058819We're here for the people that we care and like.
>>731058853>No, we're here for the setting, the lore and the aliensIf that were true, then Andromeda wouldn't have fallen flat, again.
>>731058891If any of that were true to any extent, Veilguard wouldn't have collapsed at the moment of the character reveal.
>>731058963Turns out, you just can't sell Mass Effect without its characters.
>>731059001>but hang on, what about ME1 and the ME2 charactersWell, different times, different standings, and a whole lot less cultural tensions. The Bioware of 2010 was a different company. We were different. And the ME1 cast was kinda trash. ME1 had the benefit of trying something at a time that there was nothing quite like it, no homogenization and no formulization. But honestly, it's a 7/10 game with modern standards. Too many bad design choices.
>>731059152ME2 had added voice talent, and infinitely better dialogues.
>>731057351disgusting. women should be hairless below the eyebrows
>>731059193Also, the ME3 dialogues between the squadmates? Absolute trash. Memes all the time, and nothing better for me to do, than stand around like a cuck, while I wait for other people to finish their marvel quips.
>>731059210Spoken like a man that has never fucked a woman with a nice kept bush.
>>731059272NTA and all girls I had sex with were cleanly shavenI'm not a sandnigger to like hair
>>731059248In fact, out of all the conversations, you know what the only meaningful one is? The one that actually shows some character growth, and has some meaning behind it? The three lines Jack and Miranda exchange in ME3 at the Citadel party. Because they actually have something of importance to say to each other. And Bioware didn't even know what to do with it.
>>731059329Just an FYI, the hair also helps the various fluids during sex. Whether it's just the vaginal ones, your slobber, or lube. It keeps the moisture. It's better for penetration, among other things.
>>731059386So now Bioware are stuck with an audience that doesn't really care what they do, don't care what new characters they introduce, and no investment in the franchise, because they have no attachment to the setting, the lore, or the aliens. That's all gone.
>>731055743god bald bitches deserve to have their head glazed in my coom
>>731059518With the potential of their next game making ~$40 million or less.
>>731059448Pubuc hair also function as erogenous zones which makes the pleasure even better when engaging in intercourse
>>731059552a fellow man of culture and finer tasted>>731059558Bioware must know that they are in the same position as the DA team making Veilguard. Nobody gives a shit about them anymore.
>>731055743if they gave her a scene where she was naked showing off all her tats and killing some wild alien animal wearing just some kinda oxygen mask like a futuristic pict woman soldier lady that would've been pretty cool i think
>>731055947Not really. But it's Reddit's favorite cause it was their first ME. Understandable
>>731059636I am all for that. I need to know what the rest of Jack's tattoos look like.Also the N7 on her ass
>>731059671Reddit shits on ME2 all the time, nowadays. The reddit popular opinion is that ME3 and ME1 are the better games.
>>731059693It's also important to note that, out of all the things that Bioware does to remind people that Mass Effect was ever a thing, the most successful one is to have the MET cast show up on N7 day and stream together.
>>731059834They've been using these people for 6 years now already, and will continue to do so until the next game rolls out, unlikely before 2029, so that's gonna be like 10 years.
>>731059870Which is cool for them, right? Like, Bioware may say they aren't sponsoring the event, although they did, and likely still do just not publicly. I don't see Brandon Keener showing up for free, but he does show up. Maybe Jennifer Hale pays him with her own money, which I find highly unlikely.
>>731059928Forgot picture.
>>731055743Jack was my waifu in 2 though. I was quite disappointed that I couldn't get the import to work for 3 so I only played maybe an hour of it.
>>731059965So they're gonna use these people for ~10 years, to introduce an entirely new cast for the next game.
>>731059973Her entire audio run, including the optional stuff, is 1:57 throughout the entire game. You missed nothing.
>>731060013It's like throwing away your entire marketing, because ME sure as hell isn't being propped up by whatever the fuck Bioware is not doing.
>>731060062I heard it was miniscule but Jesus Christ.
>>731060118At least she's not Jacob.He clocked at 1:13, if I recall.Thane's is 1:47.
>>731060110It'd be like advertising a new Star Wars trilogy and promising to put Han, Luke and Leia on the Millenium Falcon, and then not doing it.Oh. Right.
>>731060150Who cares about that nigger lmao? Literally the least liked companion
>>731060231It's like they're telling me they learned nothing, and will continue to fuck up, in spite of people writing entire essays about what the fuck is wrong with the end product.
>>731055743a bald woman can't be this attractive wtf
>>731060287And it's not even the Live Service shit, the monetization, the battle passes, the special editions, nothing relevant to them trying to squeeze money out of you.
>>731059965cute future mongolian steppe wife horse archer but it's a future motorbike and a gun type wifeat least that's the first thing i think of looking at her aesthetic
>>731060345They're not making a product people are interested in buying.
>>731060391Or, on the off chance that they are committed about bringing the cast back, they should come out and say it. It would make a lot more sense, and benefit their word of mouth.
>>731060441And by return, I don't mean an ME3 style cameo. I mean full squad capacity for all remaining characters.
>>731060486Nobody's paying $60 for a 1:57 audio track of Jack, while having to suffer 40 hours of insufferable Bioware faggots.
>>731057969I love how it's done with a sharpy by someone who can't draw, with a top made out of bandages. Costume 6/10, girl 9/10.
>>731060382I don't know how to reply to that, but sure.>>731060534And I get it, even if they bring the old cast back, it won't be same, especially after almost 20 years. But why does it matter, if the alternative is worse? In Bioware's case, what is there to lose?
>>731060601Absolutely. She's great.>>731060610I mean, they'd be lucky to even launch. But if they sell enough even on nostalgia, they may get another paycheck at the end of the month. Like, what else matters to them? They own nothing of what they make, and pattently, making a shit game, doesn't net you more work in the industry.
>>731060698Corinne Busche successfully grifted his way into the squandering Wizards of the Coast, and his game is never coming out. Hasbro is going bankrupt. John Epler is random Battlefield support developer #954, and Patrick Weekes is unemployed. None of the other Bioware devs are on any team right now.
>>731055743Made me stop scrolling and chuckle, fucking whores.
>>731060815And that's the state of the industry since yesterday, not even today, and certainly not in 2030. Maybe Mike Gamble can get a job guzzling on Casey Hudson's nuts in the third independent studio he crashes and burns, by then.
>>731060865Make Euthanasia Great Again.>>731060889So either they make this game work, or they're sucking Tyrone off the street to get their daily meth dose.
>>731060956And, you know, fuck everything else, at least Bioware management has to be a little aware of the people under their leadership, right? They're like 40 people altogether. Don't make decisions that will put the other 35 in the unemployment line.
>>731061050To see all these people daily, to work with them for a decade, just to fail them entirely, while under your care.
>>731061178You have to be at least partially aware of the fuck up that you are.
>>731061220Sorry for venting, again.
>>731061282What do you guys think?
>>731055743Imagine the people who picked her over the 3 hot chicks
>>731061365Obviously, they can't sell the game on nostalgia alone, but a new cast will absolutely bury it.>>731061386Define the "3 hot chicks"
>>731061502Liara, the masketta woman and the 10/10 Miranda
>>731061502Don't let my spam intimidate you.And sorry about it.>>731061585>>Liara, the masketta woman0/10 and -10/10
>>731061625>0/10 and -10/10Compared to the bald, tatted up onlyfans whore?
>>731061683Absolutely, because unlike the other two, Jack has a personality. The other two are whatever the writers want them to be at any given time.
>>731055743>pumps and dumps>but we're still cool to go kill aliens, right?
>>731061728Well lucky for you, you can go to your local homeless shelter and pick up a Jack-tier woman with great personality right now. Have fun anon.
I appreciate the attempt at rage baiting, but some things just don't work. I do appreciate the effort of keeping the thread alive, though.
>>731061846But man, all these captchas are tiresome.
>>731061886And there's only so much Jack I can post that won't get me banned.
>>731061926So, you know, talk to you later, I guess.
>>731061964post some more with Miranda and I'll forgive your bad taste
>>731062031
This threaded reminded me how much j*ck sucks I barely keep her alive for the suicide mission and almost every run always forget her and her dei students in 3, yet still get the perfect destroy end. J*ck is so useless.
>>731055947Mass Effect 2 isn't even a Mass Effect game
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>>731062279That's all I got, hopefully there will be more in the future.
>>731057267did you miss the line when she mentions she was gangraped in the showers?
>>731062336https://www.deviantart.com/aijoker/art/What-they-were-secretly-discussing-behind-you-1277582104https://www.deviantart.com/treeisie/art/Date-night-with-Miranda-Lawson-Short-ver-Sound-1275611924
how come they could do a facescan back in 2010 and it looks attractive yet nowadays they are all deformed big chinned monstrosities?
>>731057180>>731057306Anons there's some labia in these webms I just thought you should know since this is a blue board
>>731055743Fixed
