Hey, /v/, can you do me a solid?Can you give this necklace to Emily, and, um, tell her it's from me?
>>731082801Man I wish we could play matchmaker around the town>Abigail and Sebastian>Haley and Alex>Elliot and Leah>Jas and LeoFuck the Mayor though, he doesn't deserve Marnie
>>731082801>eats the necklace in front of you
>>731082801this is a step you have to make yourself, Clint. now, can you tell me what the fuck is this triple captcha game bullshit?
I'll give her the necklace and fuck Emily for you.
>>731083459 Listen man, you gotta earn that triple captcha badge of honor, just like Clint has to earn Emily's heart. It's three layers deep because ConcernedApe wants to make sure only true gamers enter the valley. Keep clicking until your soul leaves your body, then click some more. You're almost free.
>>731083459I get triple captcha whenever I try to post from my computer. I get a single captcha whenever I try to post from my mobile. Very suspicious.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like>Hey buddy how's it going?>Hope there's something good in these geodes>You know how much Emily loves her crystals>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard>*chuckle*>Of course, a gentleman never tells>*wink*>*chuckle*>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?>*chuckle again*>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
>>731082801pov: you go to check on the furnace on friday
>>731086309I have only ever gotten single captchas from my computer, and I do not use my phone at all. I think you're being punished for being a filthy mobilefag.
>>731083254Oh hey Abby.
>>731083141Sorry. The last thing Jas will ever remember about Leo is him running away from her like a little bitch after stalking her behind a bush.
>>731087998>two jaswhich one is the real one
>>731082801Sure Clint, I'm romancing Penny.
>>731087998die pedo
>>731087998based>>731082801Clint was a good guyhe deserved better
>>731088361Did he deserve a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other?
>>731083141The Mayor is my guy. He still gives me welfare checks every few weeks while I'm both richest person and the largest landowner in Pelican Town.If you want Abby and Sebastian together, just lose hearts with Abigail after getting married and she'll tell you how she really feels.Now I can't chase Abby in my newer runs, I just see the two of them everywhere together all the time.
>>731083141I wish there was a setting (opt in so people who serially marry every single villager as they get bored, and people who think characters in a video game dating someone who isn't them is the Jews stealing their vril wouldn't piss their pants) where after you get married, the bachelors you didn't marry start pairing off according to their Flower Dance partners. It always annoys me watching Alex and Haley and Sebastian and Abigail play grabass for YEARS but never doing anything about it
>>731088462LOOKYOU BIG-EARED FREERF
>>731083141>move into town as a farmer>want to start a family>there is this cute rancher lady who happens to be my neighbor>except shes in a relationship with the mayor>ok fine whatever>except shes unhappy with the relationship because lewis refuses to commit>alright then why the fuck can't I romance her>also its implied that lewis is cheating on her with Robin and who knows who elseFuck you Lewis, fuck your mayor title, fuck your stupid events, fuck your car that doesnt go anywhere, fuck your lucky shorts, you don't deserve her.
I like to marry Maru to make Demetrius (lol what a name!) seethe about how his super smart daughter is going to be the wife of an illiterate hayseed.
>>731082801>necklaceThe quest has him giving you a gem.>>731089823>illiterate hayseedThe game opens with the player READING grandpa's letter. God I hate you non-video game playing faggots so much.
>>731089685>its implied that lewis is cheating on her with Robinwhat
>>731089685Based
>>731090158You will either>A: Get no explanation because he read it somewhere else>B: Get no explanation because he read it from someone here who read it somewhere else>C: Get something completely schizophrenic that he insists is coherentBecause there's no such implication.
>>731082801why is this retard wearing chainmail?
>>731091845I hope its C because that could be funny.
>>731082801>>731087649>>731083459People wouldn't relish in cucking Clint so much if he were actually enjoyable to be around. He's a fucking asshole who deserves it.
>>731089113It's funny how Sebastian seethes at you if you marry Abby when he did nothing to get her for years.
>>731090158KEK, dude is just a schizo, there is supposedly a theory that Lewis sleeps with Robin only because he has contact with her and because she is the only character besides Marnie who has a unique dialogue asking about Lewis, and that's it, nigga using the word “implies” in meaningless shit, something that really is implied is that Rasmodius fucked Pierre's wife and Aubrey is the result of that
