What went so horribly wrong?
snoys haven't been slaughtered in the streets yet
>>731098832NO GAMESI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>731098832DRM up the assKey Cards80 dollar gamesShitty downgraded screenNo 3D MarioNo 3D ZeldaPokemon sucks nowDK is ugly nowNo news on SmashExpensive peripheralsNo news on Splatoon 4No news on the next ACStill the worst place for multiplats that aren't indies
>>731098832They won't survive this decade.
>>731098974Pokemon has sucked for quite some time
>On my business card, I am a corporate president.>In my mind, I am a corporate president.>In my heart, I am a corporate president.
>>731098832Hubris from the Switch. I'd say Nintendo's the same as any other company - give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Given their behavior in their untouchable NES/SNES days though, I'd argue that they're even worse. I like their games well enough but someone absolutely needs to counterbalance their shit.
>>731098832Autistic overzealous manchildren that worship them online
>>731099045Nintendo's literally been around since the 19th century. They aren't going anywhere.
>>731099097I don't think a more picturesque Japanese salaryman exists, like that IS the image.
>>731098832Souless MBA gooks too over the company and fired all the gamers. Furukawa has literally never played a single game.
>>731098974Leaked sd cards that will make buying games on a switch 2 15-20 dollars more expensive.Are you ready for standard $100 games?
>>731099371Hiroshi Yamauchi didn't play games either. He valued the profit they brought in and that's it.
Nothing. Nintendo make pedos seethe and that's pretty based
>>731098832Imagine being so assblasted that someone is making fun of Sony >>731063830 you shit yourself and make a thread crying about Nintendo
>>731098832They confirmed people’s worst fears about the switch 2 launch. DLCs, ports, and remasters up the ass, not to mention they had the Odyssey team working on fucking Donkey Kong instead of a new 3D Mario
>>731098974>DRM up the assThis has no effect on you
Not selling their console in brown skin third world countries has turned half the planet against themOnly whites (the real whites not the eastern european ones hitler tried to exterminate) and japs like Nintendo, it really is the western man's console while steam is absolutely crawling with third worlders
>>731099441>Hiroshi Yamauchi didn't play gamesHe was busy raping kids on those "love" hotels Nintendo had.
>>731098832WRRRRR
>>731099474>Nintendo make pedos seethe and that's pretty basedThat's not good, they're supposed to make you happy.
>>731099761Snoys sure aren't beating the faggot allegations anytime soon
>>731098974+ dildo sticks + stick drift + rent-only virtual console + save back ups only available through a paid cloud subscription
>pioneered $80 games>no 'big deal' game as of yet>divisive mario kart entry>divisive pokemon + cashgrab DLC(the dlc alone is the cost of palworld)>prime 4 was a flop>Too expensive for the more casual audience and kids>Only new color option so far is boring>Switch 1 enhancements are often not free>gamechat feature nobody uses yet it has a physical button you can't remap>$100 virtual boy where you have to rent the DRIPFED roms through the $50 tier NSO>joy-cons will shit themselves one day>poor quality LCD screen
>>731099530>W-What about Sony?Go back and stay there.
snoy sissy seethe thread
The security is too good, not being able to pirate it has mind broken all the PC gamers.
>>731099761Crazy how it's 2026 and whirrposting is still around. Didn't think it'd last that long.
>hourly NDS thread
>>731098832Not respecting their costumers and not releasing their games open to other markets like PC.
>>731099795>N-no you!Cry harder lol
>>731100090>hourly shitendo defense force cope post
>>731100135They're going to so that's a positive point in their favor.
>>731098832They didn't go brankrupt in the 60's like they should have
>>731100135Based tendo making mustards seethe
>>731100135That can't be true because PC is the first market to drop all respect for their customers
Eric won
>>731100135My boy already leaked Nintendo on steam and maybe having their own launcher.
I hate those shitty slabs that are the switch and switch 2 give me 3DS anyday
>>731100443No way, post proof
>PC vegans have to portbeg because there's no way to emulate S2 games
Dad will return any day now.
>>731100398there isn't some unified pc market you dumb tendie
>>731100630Yeah there is
uh oh, snoyroach meltdown!
>>731099045>"T-THEY BEEN DOONED SINCE THE WII ERA!!! T-THEY'LL GO OUT OF BUSINESS AND THEN WE PC CC-HADS WILL HAVE EVERYTHING I SWEAR!!!!
>>731100515>switch 2>games
>>731098832Everything.
>>731098832Key cards and video games not being on the cartridge
>>731101276>the switch 2 has no game!!!>bu-but please put them on steam. :(Pathetic mustard
>>731101560i have a switch 2. it has 1 game (bananza) ergo>games
>>731098832no one knows
Nintendo started winning in the Famitsu threads snoys started
>>731101702That sucks, my Switch 2 has more games than that
Literally all they had to do was have a new 3D Mario and Zelda for launch, they had years to do it
>>731101885Bananza is Odyssey 2
>>731101871well i'm an idort and not someone tethered to the nintendo ecosystem so i'm not buying worse versions of multiplats or switch 1 games(also on pc). i'm sure it will get that 2nd game eventually though. if you're not a raceist, the state of the switch 2 is dire.
>>731102219>muh PClol snoy salt, switch brings portability
>>731102219>well i'm an idort and not someone tethered to the nintendo ecosystemSame and that doesn't change anything about what I said.
>>731102345so are you a raceist, someone paying full price for games you can get for free, or someone okay with lesser ports?
>>731099963>pioneered $80 gamesBut this thread isn’t about Sony
>>731102816lmao u poor?
>"the rape of Nintendo">switch 2 selling gangbusters
>>731099963>divisive mario kart entryby retards like nigtendeen
>>731102941inb4 "B-but the pis5 outsold it that one week in november in the US"
>>731099097Was this guy a nepo baby or something? He's way too young to be president of a giant like Nintendo, surely? I thought the japs were all about rewarding length of service rather than actual talent
>>731103061He's older than Iwata was when he became CEO. Yamauchi was also still in college when he was asked to take over, though of course in his case he was inheriting the family business.
>>731098832TOTALTENDIEDEATH
>>731098832what do you mean wrong? it's the fastest selling console in history
>>731100230hi eric
>>731100135>Why aren’t they catering to people who won’t ever buy their consoles?Gee I don’t know, maybe because you’re not their target audience.
Japanese companies seem to cycle between amazing and arrogant. Switch was amazing. Switch2 arrogant. They'll mix it up for whatever comes next.
>>731099530>implying OP didn't make both threadsdumbass newfag tendie lmao. stay in your fagmitsu circlejerk.
>>731098832No Krystal
>>731104423you seem upset
>>731098832somehow their game output got cut to like 1/3 of what it was around the beginning of the switch generation. presumably an effect of Iwata's death.
>>731098832None of their games are on steam
>>731098832nintendo is at its worst when it's at the top
>>731104837It's more like the start of the Switch generation benefitted from the Wii U being euthanized, a lot of those games probably started development in 2013-14 or thereabouts.
>>731098974>Pokemon sucks nowyeah, after the first gen
>>731105163>"FIRST GOOD EVERYTHING AFTER BAD"
>>731105275you didn't need to post your photo
>>731098832Open worldContent drip BSGame-keysDrop in quality control Playing it too safe
>>731098832I wonder how /v/ will react when the February financial report comes out.
>>731106210>Next quarter FOR SURE
>>731098832Everything
>>731106340Actually kill anyone who defends shitendo at this point, I'm tired of half measures
Two more weeks until nintendo DIES, sisters! Two more weeks!
>>731106434You seem scared, tendie
>You seem scared, ten-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK
>>731106487You lost and got raped
>>731106340>based Nintendo megalist
>>731106340The cultists will defend this.
>>731106340
>>731098974>Key Cards
>>731106424>>731106340lmao
So December Circana is going to be dropped this coming week. Who do you anons think going to win it? I think Switch 2 has a good chance, but it'll be close and could go either way in terms of units. Both Nintendo and Sony will be down from Dec 2024.
>>731109851No matter who wins this week, the usual suspect is going to be dumping his cp folder
>>731098832The games are just too expensive. We should have $20 - $30 Nintendo Selects titles, and new games should be $60 tops with free 'upgrades' they call them. DLC should all be more substantial too. NSO service should have that upgrade pass, they should just charge a little more for the basic subscription and include everything. The controllers shouldn't be more than like $60 - $70 too. Buying multiple sets to get different colors for multiplayer fun shouldn't be such an exorbitant expense.
>>731112139Nintendo would do wonders if they just had Nintendo Selects ready for the Switch 2. I'm not asking for TOTK to be $20, but BOTW, it's turning nine years old. There's evergreen and then there's Nintendo trying to be make every green.
>>731098832Boosted ego from switch 1 sales
>>731098832Fuck off Eric
>>731112405I would be fine with Botw costing $70 if it simply included the DLC fully physical on the cartridge. It would be stellar if they actually redid the special version they did back in the day with that.picrel is what a $70 Switch 2 edition with DLC included should have been ideally
EricBUMP
>>731098832Nothing you bald obese faggot
>>731101930Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>731098832Your mom didn't swallow.
>>731099761Snitch 2 has its problemsHowever Snoy 5 is far worse , Five fucking years and only have 3 exclusives?
>>731098974>No news on Smashsakurai has been working on air riders since ultimate finished. we won't see smash 6 until at least 2029>No news on Splatoon 4>No news on the next ACsame dev team. splat4 is obviously in development, then ac aftereverything else is correct. fuck nintendo
I think now is the time to liquidate all of my bing bing wahoos I accumulated. All of my marios zeldas and pokemons. I have this itchy feeling I have to get rid of them now. what do you sll think? my collection is like $3000 in like 25-30 games.
>>731119559Nintendeen never missed in his life.
>>731109231>why do people use the archive whenever an image gets posted like 15 ti->>>172 resultswtf
>>731100049Help a brother out man, what is this joke?
>>731098974>DRM up the assIt's the only console without DRM.
>>731120258Keep in mind that he also has it saved under multi hashes
>>731098832>>731098832Anti SNOY TASK FORCE!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
>>731110345https://archive.is/gxPXy>>731106578RIP. OMG!
>>731098832>Snoys get destroyed in their own thread>have to make a Nintendo thread as pure copeYou can't make this shit up
>>731104226the switch was just wii u ports lmao
>>731120465If that were true, you'd be able to just copy someone else's digital games.
>>731112139>everything is too expensive!>one solution is jacking up the sub priceAt least stay consistent nigga
>>731120646Not at all.DRM is copy protection but not all copy protection is DRM. The copy protection people refer to when talking about DRM refers to online check ins with a server, something Nintendo doesn't do outside of sub based content for obvious reasons.Why do you think everyone was panicking about the whole bomb thing with xbox and PlayStation but not Nintendo?
>>731120031True. He doesnt even miss his own wife and kid, who hate him for being such a sad bitch made loser
>>731121095We know all about insert X hates Y, karma and pretend you won, thanks for your service schizo tendie.
Uh uh, you really triggered niggerdeen with that one.
>>731120648It's an optional thing, it makes more sense to me to charge a couple more bucks than to have a $50 tacked on fee, along with there being a division of what you get for which tier. It would work better if it was simplified and included everything. Also everything else being cheaper also plays a part in how it's not that big of a deal.Another idea I had was to remove Mario Kart Odyssey from the bundle, and just have a $500 console that likely includes a charge grip, and maybe a month of NSO to boot. Again, factoring in Mario Kart World being just $60. It's not about "consistency" it's about a whole bunch of tinkering. If you're retarded you probably just want to see "price go down everything" but that's not really what is being discussed all the way through.
>>731098832There's really nothing I want on the Switch 2 At least Nintendo isn't like Sony
>>731098832Nintendo can't keep in check the Smash community.
>>731119559>TrannyDeen is still making cope videosHow many times has he complained about nintendo fans not being able to handle "VALID" criticisms at this point? lol
>>731120781Stop being a moron.
>>731098832Gaming industry went into complete shit so I bought Switch 2 even so I was PC/Xbox/Playstation gamer for 20 years and never had a Nintendo console before. But Nintendo is the last big company that makes decent games now.
>>731121609Okay, SynthpotatoWe know you like RD2
>>731098832I don't want to pay for a system that is more or less the same as the switch.I don't want to hear trannies announcing upcoming games.I don't want muslims playing the role of mario.I don't have to get a switch 2, despite having bought every single console and handheld in their existence barring the Virtual Boy.
>>731099761I miss these comics, they were really funny
