Why is cheese so common in medival setting?
Easy to make
>>731106780It's an wasy way to preserve milk without a fridge
primitives eating rotten milk and calling it a delicacy
>>731106780I eat cheese every day. Not that fake plastic american cheese though
>>731107532Thanks for letting me live rent free in your head forever. Oh, and thanks for keeping Greenland safe from Russia for us- we'll be there soon to pick it up.
>>731107532Easiest way for a person to self identify as a poser/"foodie". American cheese has it's uses. No cheese is good for everything. Good cooks and chefs will tell you there is a time and a place where american is great.
>>731108137>American cheese has it's uses. But I don't need sealant!
>>731106858the cheese is gonna go moldy
>>731106780Fermented, cured, and pickled foodstuffs were the only way in which one could preserve raw yield without having access to extremely cold climates. People would also seal certain foods in wax to extend their longevity.
>>731107532There's no such thing as American cheese moron. It literally doesn't say that on the packaging.
>>731108296Yes and?
>>731108340>>731106858did euros really?
>>731108935Make cheeses? Yes, it provided a rich source of fats and proteins that would keep well over time.
>>731108935Yes, euros did actually have to plan ahead to solve nutrition over long winters. This is also why evolution selected towards foresight and intelligence in europe, but not in africa where niggers could just hunt 24/7 lol
>>731108137I mean, yeah, it's useful for making cheeseburgers since it melts straight onto the patty, but still.
>>731108348You're right, it's american "cheese" product.
>>731108340Salting, smoking, and drying were also common methods
>>731108935Yes. Relying solely on hunting consumes a lot of time and energy that could be spent developing civilization
>>731109107Makes some of the best grilled cheese sandwiches too
>>731108137>fuck american fake cheeses>um actually...no anon, fake cheese is fucking disgusting and 90% rape oil. Kill yourself
On that note I wonder why 4channers keep pretending asians literally can't drink milk or eat cheese and die if they do. I've been doing both since I was 5, all it does is make my farts worse but that's it.
>>731106780The rind kept it from spoiling, which was a common problem with other dairy products at the time.
>>731109225Why are you posting what you said along with a map that shows that 80-100% of asia is lactose intolerant?
>>731109107Why the fuck do people pretend like most other cheese doesn't melt?
>>73110921290% rape oil is what I used to bang your mom
>>731109403That's how you get ants retard
>>731108935As did steppe cultures, North Africa, the Levant region, India, China, East Asia, and even certain Native American tribes like those living in the Andes that had access to llamas and alpacas. Yes, most of the world that progressed past hunting and gathering and moved on to any level of agricultural development found ways to preserve food. Alcohol was most likely "discovered" because of such fermentation practices.
>>731109443*aunts
>>731109327American cheese has a gooeir texture since it's already got an emulsifier in it. Obviously loads of other cheeses melt but they won't feel the same.
>>731109225most consume dairy without understanding what lactose intolerance is. They don't even put 1+1 together
>>731108296cheese go moldy slower than milk spoils
>>731109537If I recall, the oldest written beer recipe in existence is a Sumerian poem from like four thousand years ago.
>>731109210>not using mozzarella for grilled cheese
>>731109797It's also easier to store and transport.
>>731109293To show you that it doesn't matter? The fact that you think the map is a counterpoint just proved what I said. You see a map that says "country = 90% lactose intolerance" and just assume we don't and can't drink milk. Midwit behaviour.>>731109647We absorb less lactose per unit consumed but other nutrients get absorbed just fine.
>>731109225Based europeans with their milk drinking genes
>>731109225yeah that stinky farts means the microbes in your upper gut start fermenting the lactose and quite literally leaving all kinds of toxins there for you;)
>>731110104Are you fucking retarded or 12? They teach this shit in middle schools here
>>731110104>You see a map that says "country = 90% lactose intolerance" and just assume we don't and can't drink milk.where did I assume that
>>731109225Shit can all those lactose intolerant countries not eat anything with cream in it? Man that must suck.
>>731106780They didn't have refrigerators and it's a food that keeps for a long time.
>>731110291They can, it just gives them a stomach ache or makes them gassy.
>>731110301And when you develop varieties with rinds, it lasts even longer.
>>731110197>>731110242>>731110291Is this board genuinely fucking retarded? I'm not white and I'm TELLING you right NOW I have eaten milk and cheese all my life without health problems you profound fucking brainlets. This is why no discussion about any game here ever goes anywhere, everyone just sticks to their own truth rather than facts in front of them. Fucking hell.
Sourdough bread, a slice of cheese and some beer... if there's cured meat and grapes it's even better.
>>731110729you cant eat milk lol
>>731110729Lactose intolerance causes you to swell up and explode, killing you, the retards on /v/ are your dying dream. Sorry it had to end this way. Condolences
>>731109327Why the fuck do retards pretend like every cheese melts exactly the same?
>>731110242>>731110729>>731110823can /v/ not even have an innocent cheese thread without raging? how do you people function in daily life?
>>731110729so you basically don't understand statistics, lol retarded nigger
>>731108126they should rename it Cheeseland
>>731111130yreah
>>731110978If /v/fags cannot understand basic worldly facts like "asians and blacks can eat cheese, they just digest it less effectively" then they can't be trusted to talk about video games either. It's a litmus test of retardation.
>>731110978it's a SEAmonkey. He thinks he's giving us divine info we don't already have by telling us he doesn't literally die from drinking milk lmao. Nigger we know it just makes you fart
>>731111237It's a litmus test you you blasting ass all cause you had a slice of cheese
>>731111237they cant eat milk either
>>731111062It's you who doesn't fucking understand, EVERYONE in a country with "90% lactose intolerance" can drink milk and eat cheese. Everyone just has a different reaction, some more than other. Intolerance is not allergy.Why is this board so full of absolutists? How do you all think the world functions at all if you see a fact and push it all to exaggerated conclusions? Under your logic the human society would have been collapsed centuries ago.
>>731109537>Alcohol was most likely "discovered" because of such fermentation practices.You can watch birds getting fucked up on rotting apples, you know. Beer is the invention. Getting drunk has always been around.
>>731111237lol are you dumb? asians can't tolerate milk, it's what lactose interolant means. They get health problems
>>731111425this is a jp culture site and we know nips eat cheese, there's nothing to prove
>ughh processed foods are so poisonous!!>oooohhh more yummy cheese please!! :)
>>731109225zoomers cannot process data, they just read the chart and accept it as fact
>>731111425lmao you fucking retard they can't eat milk. Prove it if you think they can
>you you>eat milk>lactose interolantBrilliant counterpoints.>>731111580>jp culture siteYou also can't say this anymore without getting dogpiled with hostile (You)s, which is further proof this site is beyond dead.>>731111619What causes this? How is everything supposed to run in 20 years if everyone in the workforce will be like this?
What's the best kind of cheese in the world?
>>731111836Asians can't drink milk, I don't know what you get out of pretending they can
>>731111836things haven't been able to run properly for decades retard
>>731106780A slice of cheese a day keeps the small hats away
>>731111904Depends what you are looking for.
>>731111439I said alcohol because there are beers, wines, and various spirits. Yes, I know the actual chemical compound of ethanol exists and has existed beyond humans, hence why discovered is in quotations.
>>731111836>What causes this? How is everything supposed to run in 20 years if everyone in the workforce will be like this?The hilarious irony is that you're some philippino monkey concerned about the first worlds economy. Worry about clean water, shitskin.
>>731111910Tell that to steppe peoples of Northern Asia.
>>731112004I am looking for the best cheese in the world.
>>731109225>On that note I wonder why 4channers keep pretending asians literally can't drink milk or eat cheese and die if they do. I've been doing both since I was 5, all it does is make my farts worse but that's it.you retarded fucking gut-diseased niggerholy FUCK, how can you be this stupid
uh, to all steppe peoples of northern asia, or chinks as i like to call them, you can't drink milk
>>731112092Go taste all of them and find out for yourself then.
>>731112047>Worry about clean water, shitskin.hey stop being mean to Americans
>>731108137its also literally real cheese lmao
>>731112272I did specify first world
>>731109225>>731112203But according to this map Finland is in the lowest percentages.
>>731111910>theyYou can just say you, anon. I don't know what you get out of pretending there are only whites on this site.>>731112047Our economies would go down TOGETHER because of globalization, stop pretending that us giving a shit about your problems is silly.>>731112186How are you this stupid? Is it just spite? Are you just physically incapable of agreeing with other people?
>Kai, Peighton, Braxton, come eat yer vegetables!
Why are you stupid faggots having a race war over cheese?
>>731109941yeah and i think it's about some sumerian being pissed about the cheap quality
>>731106780what game
>>731112773cheese pride worldwide
>>731109941>>731112784Its pretty easy to brew at home, provided you have the time and the equipment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK4DMt8ARyU
>>731112773/v/ will always find a way to seethe about brown people
>>731112948but /v/ is brown
>>731106780what a stupid fucking question
>>731112897A cheese I've found is pretty underrated is the American imitation Parmesan. It's not aged as much as real Parm and isn't as strong, but that works in its favor if you're making italian-style cheese sauces. Like, imagine you want to make a Carbonara-style sauce but you want to add flavorings like mushrooms, herbs, and whatnot. The comparatively mild flavor of the American parm helps make the flavorings stand out whereas the full-strength parm would be so overwhelming they'd get lost.
Is that liquor mongolians made out of milk any good?
>>731108436What does that taste like?
>>731113091You could just use a low age grana panado.
cheese has been a fixture at european tables for literal millennia because if you have dairy animals around it's not hard to make and is a great way to preserve excess milk. so you can safely put it into virtually any historical time period and it will fit in.whereas putting a tomato in the dark age setting might spark some questions
>>731113395Cumsock, but in a good way
>>731113395A lot of things. Smells like feet/socks thoughever.
>>731113494The cheese I'm describing is stronger than that, its like halfway between grana padano and real parm.
>>731113572>tomatoThe vikings imported it first.
>>731114396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPo0E2nZFYWhat was Gondor's tomato import policy?
for me its vintage cheddar
>>731110242Sir this is a brown board pleaee understand
>>731109225Lactose intolerance isn't an incurable disease or condition, it's merely about your gut bacteria, if you are intolerant and start heavily drinking milk/eat cheese you'll feel like shit for a few weeks but eventually you'll develop bacteria that can digest the stuff and you'll be fine, there's plenty of research that has been done on this.
>>731112986And browns are very racist
>>731109045Anon, even nogs made cheese, every race that had access to (semi)domesticated hooved animals made cheese, even the otherwise lactose intolerant ones.Same with beer, if they had access to grains, all of humanity turned it into booze.
>>731106780europian diet is 90% cheese, ask any of them they will agree that I tell the truth, if they deny it they arent from Europa
>>731108340How do you get the wax off?
>>731118045Chip it off when it's cooled and brittle. Any lingering residue is fine, beeswax is edible.
>>731110089>not using both
>>731113572I’ve got a gallon of milk in the fridge If cheese is so easy to make how do I turn it into a gallon of cheese?
>>731108340They also sealed them in butter.
>>731108126>>731108137>>731108348Why do Amerilards get so defensive whenever their country is mentioned? It's not a stretch to say that the thing you call "cheese" that you sometime even spray from a fucking can isn't real cheese. In fact almost all your food isn't "real". It has no history, it has no culture. The Hamburger was literally invented so that people could eat while walking so they don't waste precious time that they could use working for Mr Shekelstein. Even British food is better that your cancer inducing food industry that makes people obese and addicted to sugar on purpose. God I hate Americans.>b-but American board American website! Name 3 good American games released this year. I'll wait.
>>731108296You can prevent that by washing/salting it regularly and storing it in well ventilated caves or cellars.
Based anti-American.t. American
>>731118458>The Hamburger was inventedin Hamburg Germany.
>>731106780Cheese is literally the cured meat of dairy products.They do it to preserve food and make them last longer.
Reminder that Euros think "American Cheese" is exclusively Kraft Singles.
>>731113395do not fall for the mold connoisseurs, that shit tastes awful. I never dismiss a cheese, and I have given this shit a chance over and over again, only to regret it instantly. it just tastes bitter, with a side note of old/rotten nuts (literal nuts, not balls), completely ruining the taste of the creamy part of the cheese.what angers me most is that they use this shit on quattro formaggi pizza, completely ruining it in the process, as the gorgonzola overwhelms all other flavors.
>>731106780>calorie dense>easy to make>unique taste>many varieties of hard cheeses have a long shelf life making them ideal for both travel and long-term storageIt's considered an ancient staple for a reason
>>731118604Americans deserve cheese too.
>>731108935read niggahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese
for me, it's smoked gouda
>>731108240>>731109212>>731107532>>731108348Not all "cheese product" is the same. Cheap shredded cheese often contains a lot of seed oils for example, but "traditional" American cheese is just cheese treated in a way that allows it to hold more water.
>>731118235if you want to make a very basic cheese you just heat it up in a pan, once it's up to a simmer take off heat and add in an acid (vinegar or lemon juice), stir to help speed up the separation of the curds and whey - stir more vigorously or with a whisk to get smaller curds, drain away said whey and let the curds continue draining in a strainer for a while (ideally lined with cheesecloth to make the process easier), depending on if you want something closer to cottage cheese or the indian paneer you can put weight on top of the curds to compress them together and there you have a very basic cheese. you can also use rennet which is the basis for most commercial cheesemaking. I think the process is slightly different but not hugely so at least in the initial stages
>>731113395Like feet and mold.
>>731118458>name 3 good American games released this yearbut thats a 19 day period could you even name 3 games released in 2026?
>>731106780>Elder Scrolls>medieval settingBut that's wrong, you fucking retard.
>>731113395Great, weird when you try it for the first time though. Goes well with some wine and crackers
>>731118793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ySVPJUKmA
Is cheese just a foam of dead bacteria?
>>731118607No it wasnt.
>>731109327you should get the The Food Lab cookbook, it explains a lot of things that feel like they should be common sense (eg. different cheeses have different melting points and melted consistencies, and are useful for different applications) but typically aren't until they're brought to your attention
>>731109327No one pretends other cheese doesn't melt retardo, american cheese just melts faster than most which makes it more useful for certain applications
you can blow midwits minds by telling them you can just leave raw milk in room temp and it will ferment and be perfectly edible
how comes Germany has both a Hamburg and a Frankfurt yet they neither invented the hamburger nor the hot dog? Feels like a practical joke by the developers
>>731119095Shhh, next you're going to let them know about fresh eggs
>>731110823are you calling gordon ramsey a retard
>>731118954no, it's coagulated milk solids. usually it's bacteria that create the acids that curdle the milk, but it can also be done by just using vinegar or lemon juice.
>>731119103As much as I like to rag on krauts, their sausage is pretty inarguably the best in the world. No idea about their beef products but german sausage is absolutely fucking delicious, at least the kinds I've had
>>731108126Who the fuck cares about greenland
>>731118838Rennet tabs/liquid or even milk thistle is the way to go because acidulation does change the taste quite alot comparatively plus its cheap and easy to find online >t. hobby cheesemaker
>>731119095you are playing a bit of a roulette on which bacteria come to the party since they're not always the nice tasty ones, but yes
>>731119172I make grilled cheese with swiss and that's not optimal, I just like how it tastes. I still laugh about how fucking stupid this recipe was, let's use hard crumbly cheeses that don't melt easily for a high heat dish cooked in bread and then put fucking kimchi on it, and then desperately try to hide the fact that the bread is burnt and the cheese didn't melt at all
>>731119221I've got a sausage for youI'm talking about my penisThat was a joke, you can't actually have my penisThank you for your attention on this matter
>>731119221No argument. However, a hot dog is really just a disappointingly thin sausage until it's wrapped up in a bun and dressed up, and that was invented in AmericaI love all the stories of the possible origins of the bun, which all amount to "it took us several centuries to stop holding the hot piece of meat directly in our hand, and even then it was accidental because someone set it down in another edible item"
>>731118838>>731119282>when you tell your vegetarian friends who still eat cheese where renet comes from
>>731110729>Fucking hell.Go back.GO BAAAAAAAAAACK!
>>731119172I always found it quite funny that a british guy with no cooking skills and bad temper managed to become the world's most known chef
>>731106973>Rotten milkYou mean half digested milk. Isn't rennet basically stomach enzymes from a bunch of cattle Animals? Cheese was "discovered" when milk curdled on pouches made from animal stomach. Hardcore "even in death I still serve" shit for sheep and cows ngl
This thread inspired me to model this low poly cheese for my game.
>>731119460Ive used a few vegetable rennets they are okay for coagulation although nothing beats animal or fungi/mold based rennets
>>731119507I hated the stairs toilet. Dad would wait until I sit down, then storm up the stairs, throw the hatch open to lock in place and then shoot darts at me. I lost my left eye to this.
>>731119282I think it's fine if you're just doing something basic like farmers cheese or paneer. I would definitely switch to rennet if I was trying to make anything more than that though. that said it's a good way to introduce someone to the basic process and doesn't require them to go out of their way to get anything they don't own besides maybe cheescloth>>731119460most big commercial producers use fermentation or microbial rennets, I imagine things get a lot murkier when we're talking artisan producers though
>>731111904Halloumi.
>>731119572retardcheese doesn't have holes on the outside, and the crust is usually a different color then the inside rework it
>>731119716I don't feel like it.
>>731119572and just where is the accompanying mouse?
>>731111904Every cheese has its day in the sun, but it is absolutely impossible to go wrong with properly aged cheddar. It's the Human Male Fighter build of cheese.I drove across America after college and in the midwest I stopped by a cheese place and picked up a 15 year aged cheddar. I ate the entire block in the hotel with some bread and wine. It was like seeing god.
>>731111904you can't really directly compare most cheeses because they all have their place. like I can't swap out feta and stilton in recipesgun to my head cheddar because it's the best all rounder
choose your fighter
>>731119567The typical source of rennet was to butcher a male calf since they're no good for milk production and you only need one male for breeding usually from your milking herd before it started to wean off milk since as soon as they can eat other stuff they don't produce the right chemicals anymore, with the bonus of getting a few meals of veal out of it as a side thing. Though some areas around Spain and Portugal used wild thistle flowers that also happen to produce the same chemicals.
>>731119572anon this does not look like cheese. it looks closer to a sliced banana, or perhaps something you'd a wasp-like enemy would drop and you'd sell for 12gremove the brown bits entirely, cut a wedge from the circle instead, and for the love of god add a fucking mouse wife that i can romance, marry, breed, and eat cheese with
>>731111904for me its gorgonzola its just the perfect blue cheese texturally plus the taste is a nice middle ground in terms of mold flavor
>>731109225I don't know about in Europe, but American media makes it out like lactose intolerant people get really sick from drinking milk. It's treated almost like an allergy. Most people don't understand that it's just the cessation of lactase production and consequent undigested lactose being eaten by gut flora. Just like the undigested oligosaccharides from beans.
>>731118235>how do I turn it into a gallon of cheese?You wouldn't be able to, the cheese making process does not result in a 1:1 amount because a lot of the milk's volume is composed of water
>>731119871>>731119567lmao i fucking love humans so muchwe love solving problems, and we love being efficient, and these two traits have made our species king of the planet.
>>731119786I'll put in on my to-do list.>>731119875I appreciate the advice. However, it's going to be an environmental asset that occupies 5 pixels on the screen. It makes no sense to make it any more detailed.
>>731120018I'm going to find your game, give it a bad review, and then kill myself in a notable way, because you aren't listening to me.
>>731119863I had buffalo mozzarella a long time ago, I remember it tasting amazing
>>731119863Gouda and manchego for me. I enjoy a good mozzarella too, and paneer on occasion.
>>731113395sensory rape
>>731120047Don't do it anon, it's not worth it!
>>731110729>I'm not whiteopinion discarded
>>731119863i pick the DLC fighters not listed cotswold and esrom
>>731113395Exactly like my girlfriend's pussy.
>>731119863Gouda and aged cheddar usually but I've been enjoying havarti lately
>>731119863Brie. Always top tier, now and forever.
>>731119778then you failed
>>731107532American cheese is just processed for shelf stability, the inventor of it was previously a regular cheese seller who would sell cheese in jars so peoplecould see it easy to determine if it was already bad but often by the time the day was over some of the cheese would have started to go off since it wasn't all the same age. So the guy experimented and reached a mix including at least 51% cheese, some other dairy products, nowadays some oils, and sodium citrate that made it so the fats wouldn't separate when all of it is melted and mixed together to then undergo pasteurization.It was once cheese but is now something made using cheese, which is why the American government required it to be called pasteurized process American cheese or pasteurized process American cheese food depending on the specific contents.
i have a beef leg/shank i keep hanging outside. just coat it in salt and it will last months even in the heat
>>731118458>Doesn't know the hamburger is a German dish>Expects you to name 3 good American games 19 days into a year>Doesn't think British foods is also heavy with salt and sugar>Probably gets scared by all the ingredients on an American nutritional label when most of it is chemical food dyes and is honest about what is in it unlike Europe which just uses a blanket term like "food pigments" or something similar for the same set of chemicals
>>731108137>American cheesecheese product*
>>731120363Forgot about pasteurized prepared cheese product as a label that's used by Kraft specifically since they use some turbo concentrated milk protein letting them jump over to an unregulated by the US government wording.
>>731119350Germans have hot dogs, they sell them in jars which is really fucking weird
>>731119863Me, I'm a Tete de Moine kinda guy.
>>731119282Post more of your cheeses. My friend is making homemade cheese as well but he doesn't age it. It still taste great though.
>>731109045>le cold weather makes advances civilizationsGod pol is retarded.
>>731120751>oops! all shitholes
>>731119863>cheese your fighter
>>731120790Not him but name 10 great Inuit poets, writers, scientists or philosophers, I'll wait.
>>731120732It has been a while cause since ive made cheese, i need to find a fridge made in the 90s and ive killed 6 already from use lel
Cheese experts, what's the best cheese if I'm someone that thinks gruyere is the best tasting out of the limited selection available to an American who usually just shops at Costco? Is there something that does gruyere better than gruyere, or a better brand?
>>731121019while it's not really like gruyere at all costco has a good manchego
>>731120827Said meme doesn't cover shitskins, ie. all non-whites. Only white excellence and supremacy gets forged into perfection in a cold climate.
>>731113395moldbut it doesnt kill you and actually sustains you and gives you energy to live.
>>731121019Try a fontal.
>>731106780It's an important alchemical ingredient.
>>731108137That shit isn't good for anything, holy brainwashed by literal slop
>>731121008why from the 90s?
>>731115047witch doctor tier thinking. people have painful shits because they lack the enzymes needed to process lactose. that's why some ethnic groups naturally can't eat a lot lactose-rich products
>>731108296do third worlders really eat moldy cheese?
>>731121103Except what you call cold is literally called "temperate".
>>731121249No, it's mostly the French and Italians doing that.
Potent protein source without meat
>>731121019Don't know much about Costco but in terms of branded big store cheeses I find Jarlsberg pretty good value for money.
>>731121198less powerful compressor so i dont have to fill up the humidifier every 8 bloody hours like modern refrigerators and most fridges from the 90s shelfs are either perforated or wire racks so i get good airflow right off the bat without having to put a bunch of my own racking in
>>731121287Nope, it's called the subarctic.
>>731121359Which great civilizations originated there?
>>731121326aren't there cheesemaking chambers out there to avoid haiving to fiddle with workarounds?
>>731119863I'll pick one of the secret joke characters
>>731121290lol they're poor
>>731118045You can go to your local grocery store right now and buy wax encased cheese in the deli. It peels right off.
>>731121412Obviously Finland, the greatest civilization of them all. Pic very much related, a better vidya than all american games released last year put together.
>>731119863This one
>>731121465B-but you said white.....
>>731121497Bluest eyes, blondest hair, whitest skin - can't get much whiter than that, chum.
>>731108137it might have uses but's not cheese. Cheese is one of the ingredients
>>731106780Because cheese is good
>>731121423probably but im a cheapo and you cant beat a $50 fridge off craigslist and a $20 humidifier Plus it would cost me around 2k for one of comparable size my local danish creamery uses a restaurant walk in cooler they got at auction inside of a shipping containerSo even on the commercial end its still diy/niggerrigging
>>731108137I only really found it useful as an ingredient for compound cheeses, since understandably a lot of people do not like its taste. What it does have is its very good texture, ontop of not creating any oil when melting unlike most cheeses that tend to create a lot of oil. It's 100% a staple for when I make mac n cheese or burgers.
>>731118752Ruh roh, shit taste alert!!
>>731121724if you buy a bag of sodium citrate you can use any cheese you want for mac and it will achieve the same melting texture as american cheese, slices will need soidium hexametaphosphate if you want your own sliceable kraft singles type cheeseboth are fairly cheap too
>>731121137t.
>>731119863I'm basic as fuck, and my favorite will always be cheddar.
>>731119863I love how a good 2/3rd of these are either French or Italian
>>731106780I had a dream that I was in the world of Elden Ring, and I went to Stormveil Castle to get food. And despite it being this dusty old castle full of decrepit old fucks, the cheeses and cured meats in there tasted incredible.
>>731108137You can use it to make a "creamier" sauce by melting a slice or two into the sauce. But I just go for an real cheese anyway, less creamy but better flavor IMO
>>731118607iirc the ground beef patty is German, but putting it in a bun is American
>>731109225You attached an image which highlights the entirety of Asia as 80-100% lactose intolerant and then you typed out this post. How fucking retarded are you, man? Serious question. Do you have to wear a helmet indoors? Do you have a handler?
>>731121956IIRC Charles de Gaulle once said>How could I possibly rule a country with over 300 types of cheese?
>>731119863No raclette?
>>731106973>t. chinklet who can't eat dairy
>>731123493it should be a war crime with how some restaurants serve it and waste so much when they melt a half wheel
>>731122484damn they surveyed the entirety of Asia?
>>731108296Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>731122142that's called a sandwich and it was eaten like that.You need to get more specific when you talk about what is defined as a hamburger.The putting it between buns instead of any bread and specifically putting on ketchup and cheese is what is unique to america, everything else before that (including buns + cheese and buns + ketchup) had already been done its just america has the first recorded patty + bun + cheese + ketchup so they "invented" the hamburger (despite that being a cheese burger lmao) and claim it as their own.its absurd the length people go to about it.
>>731106858Wrong
How do I make cheese in Vintage Story? I don't remember seeing cows in any of my playthroughs. Are mouflons my only option? How do I even milk them?
>>731123708I guess I'll defer to you because really I don't know or care that much, but I think the better counterargument to the hamburger post is that "easy to eat while walking" is a pretty standard feature of street food so it's stupid to point to that of all things to criticize America for
Has cheese ever been made form human breast milk? And if so, what race of woman produces the most exquisite cheese? White? Asian? Negroid?
>>731124067it's been done before (as well as breast milk ice cream) but iirc due to differences in protein and sugar content compared to animal milk it's pretty tricky
>>731124067possibly but if you are going to make boobie cheese make marscapone or cream cheese because breast milk is ridiculously sweet compared to cow milk
>>731124067I have decided that you need to die
>>731106858>buy cheese>refrigerate it>the mold (cheese) gets new mold (bad?) after a few weeksOkay
>>731119863You can never, ever go wrong with a good Gouda.t. Low Countries
>>731118928Wine is shit unless it's white. Red wine tastes like rotten vomit.
>>731124265as long as it's white fuzzy mold its generally okay (geotrichum xyz) and its better to let it hang out on the rind because it wont let other molds in
>>731120203Can confirm.
>>731109225>>731110104>>731110729>>731111237cao ni malk
>>731108126Euros have more arctic troopers available for deployment, most of the US's is in Alaska.
>>731122484>smoothbrains STILL proving my EXACT point half the day laterUnbelievable levels of pure unfiltered retardation. Why don't you just replace all your missiles with gaseous milk bombs so that you can just bombard China with deadly lactose when they try to invade Taiwan?
Oblivion be like>add cheese wheel to wedge of cheese>gain fire resist potion
>>731106973Brown
>>731125294congratz your nonwhite and can process lactose slightly like pretty much everyone else on earth would you like an award
>>731106780>cheese>choese>chooesenAll mine btw
The mental gymnastics whites on this board will go through to convince themselves complete bullshit about the outside world is true will always astound me
>>731125473Why don't you redirect some of your considerably above average IQ to educating the rest of this board? Maybe one day white americans will understand asians do not drop dead just because you feed them cheddar 7 days in a row
>>731108296It's dense so the mold doesn't spread great. Just cut it off. Or if your feeling lucky, trip balls.
>>731109225>>731110729>>731125514>>731125579SEA is a whorehouse.China will collapse.Japan can't breed.Korea can't breed.Your trains will break down.Your pilots will crash.Your children will kill themselves.Your women will cuc'k you.You will be killed by a US missile.You die if you eat cheese.You die if you drink milk.Dairy will poison you slowly.You don't have the right genes.You can only eat bugs, dogs, and rice.You will NEVER be white.
>>731113395I only had it once on a bacon-wrapped filet mignon on my birthday. It was kinda like feta, in that way many people describe as tasting like feet. Wasn't bad, but thinking about it, I'd have to try it again.
>>731125579I just dont see the point of correcting the majority of people who broad brush all nonwhites as being deathly allergic to milk when at best im going to get called an xyz lover or them in itself or at worst i waste 10 mins explaining lactase persistence which nobody cares aboutPlus this entire chain was started by this inflammatory post >>731109225 so why botherI posted the cheese i made and that's all i care about in this totally ontopic thread sliding into /vpol/ land
>>731119863>parmiganostopped reading there
I love smoked cheese. I'm tempted to try getting a smoker just to smoke cheese.
>>731126131your gonna have to cold smoke it but with $5 of ducting from the vent into a separate cardboard box it works wella regular bradley/bbq/chief smoker is way too hot to smoke cheese
>>731124067>>731124194iirc theres some certification women need to use their milk commercially because hepatitis b can be transmitted through breast milk
>>731119863why are some like really fucking orangeisnt milk white?
>>731126236they use annatto to color it