How do people gaslight themselves into thinking Wokey Kong looks good? He looks fucking awful
It was that simple.
>Be 30+>Obsess over Nintendo and troons>Go to Twitter to screen cap rate posts from autists>Repost them on /v/ while having a major melty about a cartoon facewhat causes uncels to do this?
Is this the Raresnoy seething thread?
>>731115484>>731115613These are both interchangeable. What's the problem?
>>731115484NuDonkey Kong looks so fucking ad
>>731115484It is a character made for 9 year old children, anon.
>>731115828*bad
>>731115484I can't tell which one is new.
>>731115484>thread dies>immediately remake itReminder that the guy spamming these threads is an obnoxious millennial vorefag named Cabezilla.
>>731115865Made for ≠ primary audience. The actual audience for Nintendo shit is a bunch of washed 30-45 year olds. Literally no kids play switch.
He looks like shit
>>731115908>/v/ is one person
>>731115748Gotta bait for (You)s.
>>731115484>leftwant to give him a bro handshake>rightwant to smash his face in with a sledgehammer
>>731116002The fag making these threads certainly is.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/width/2132/height/1080/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/2jdbMh_e0jPJnIyczB3C5w/
Seeting Japs just can’t cope with the fact that Brits made the most iconic and beloved version of one of their characters so they are trying to cover it up with this soulless CalArts Donkey Kong shit
Same energy
>>731116139Meds bro
I thought you people would have been bored of trying to force outrage manufacturing over this non-issue by now.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRANSNANA
>>731115484>"Wokey Kong hurr durr">Redesign actually harkens back to 80s og design like most recent Mario franchise redesigns.
>>731117719>always with this faggot "argument"Rare DK is the only DK, off yourself.
>>731117719Looks nothing alike lmao
>>731117825Bigger nose, lip fold, round eyes, scraggly fur.
>>731115484>gaslightgo back
>>731115828>>731115872No you were right the first time, new dk looks like he'd be right at home in some ultra-corporate adLike that grubhub one from a few years ago
how is it woke
>>731115689autism
>>731115484rare's dk always looked like shit
>>731118183It's new.
>>731117760>"argument"just because it invalidates your whining doesn't make it less of an argument
If Wokey Kong was good, the shills and propaganda wouldn't be necessary
>>731118418It invalidates nothing, your "argument" was, is, and always will be wrong.
>>731118479This, it's just like video games, if they were good we wouldn't need an entire message board to shill and spread prpoaganda about them.
You people try so hard to be offended at everything
>>731118782Don't need to try when our enemies are destroying everything around us as we speak. You're too blind and complacent to notice that civilization is being undermined and upended.
>>731115484Wow, right is a huge improvement.
>macaco thread-48395 karma to ziony
The schizo spammer clearly actually loves Nintendo
>>731118853by a heckin nintendoe redesign hahahaha how do you put your pants on every day
How do tendies gaslight themselves into thinking someone cares?
>>731121613/v/ has certainly cared ever since Banaza was first announced. Of course a tourist like you wouldn't know that.
>>731115484So we're just throwing the term woke onto literally anything now?
He looks the same, I don't see any different aside from his expression.
>>731115484>WokeyYou're a fag
>>731121973>>731122201Is he wrong though?
>>731122201I agree. "Wokey" sounds funny, but it comes across as facetious at best. I prefer Seth Rogeykong. Or Kikeykong. Cuts straight to the heart of what he really is.
Bananza was literally made for snoy audiences lmao. Zero depth or challenge and you have a constant companion pointing shit out and telling you what to do next lmao.Fags who like Faggy Kong probably shat themselves from anger on the first levels of DK Country.
>>731123420GrossI have no idea what they were thinking, old DK is cool and likeable. This DK always looks deranged, high or like he's doing a massive soiface.
