where do I find a gf like this
your local pond
>>731129428
The Astral Plane.
>>731129428I love headstrong women so much bros
>>731129428china?
>>731129428Easy
>>731129428Florida swamps
>>731129807Never understood this one. Yeah she's not some plastic kpop gook. But she's still probably a better gf than the average western roastie
>>731129428A northern european country
>>731130056cope
>>731130056The fuck are you talking about? She only cares about financial security to a manipulative degree like every other seamonkey, but she actually looks like a monkey.
>>731129428>Romance laezel>Act 3>Dude orpheus lmao >Id fuck you again you're pretty good but um hornier for elder brain blood fuck off :(
<-- START DOING THIS
>>731129428a bpd whore? you can easily find one irl
>>731129428Nowhere, because real women don't act like this and never will. She's an idea made by a man.>>731130431'Lach is more attainable if you're willing to forcibly trans a fratbro,
>>731129428Where the fuck is her nose?
>>731129428Jump out of the window, I promise she'll be there somewhere.
>>731129428Best waifu of 2023, maybe even of any cRPG. Hopefully OwlKINO will deliver for The Expanse...
>>731129801She's zealous and naive
>>731130756Divinity better give us the lizzy
>>731130080looks more like a slav
>>731130793She's indoctrinated.She has convictions and fervor.
I just don't see the point of taking any companions that aren't Lae'zel, Shadowheart and Astarion.>First two are integral to the game's plot>Third is the only one that's consistently funnyGale could have been the prime third if he wasn't an insufferable sex pest.
>>731129428havent beaten bg3 i quit the couple times i played bc wizard guy kept trying to throat my cock and the 2nd time demon lady was crying a fucking river 24/7 about me killing vampire when he tried to suck me off at night when they never even fucking met
>>731130826To be honest I'm glad more and more RPGs have romance nowadays. When I think of adventure I also think of romance. I can see how it can be a problem catering to the widest possible range of tastes, but if a mid size studio like Owlcat can have several romances with their own story arcs I'm sure it's possible if you put your mind to it, as long as the production values aren't too crazy.
>>731130917She is a fresh out of school teenager.Because the elves are hundreds of years old, you may forget Frog is a tadpole.
>>731131103yeah but bg3 has only bad options, you have gay sex with men or you fuck a woman into bestality and cuckoldry or you fuck a literal animal on two legs or you dont fuck sone scarred up cutesy ootsy uwu rawr xd with bpd and multiple personality disorder
>>731130056>women are different in Asia
>>731131198My dude, stop getting your opinions about games from Ian Miles Chong.>or you fuck a woman into bestality and cuckoldry Like what the fuck are you on about.
>>731130982>First two are integral to the game's plot>Third is the only one that's consistently funnyWhile true, its more relevant that they are a classic combo of fighter, cleric, rogue, and the PC can be any class and still fit in.
>>731130056lips are literally designed for the gloryhole, the jut out past her nose so she can throat strangers better
>>731131198I picked Frog because she cute + her romance is kino.
>>731129428I liked her until I saw her naked.
>>731130982It's especially annoying because Gale is good as the 4th slot, but only if you play him as an origin where you mentally take him over as the player, and his annoying as fuck mannerisms are removed.Gale has an incredibly good origin complete with a unique game-long NPC and endings exclusive to him.
>>731131295you are a homo if you don't like leather skin and dried jerky
>>731131330if gale wasn't a rapey gay freak who cant take no for an answer i would actually like hanging out with him but him getting horny every time i dont spit in his face and call him a retard ruins him as a character
>>731130982>tolerating a faggot mannered drama queen "male" in your partygross
>>731130648Real women aren't ugly whores?
>>731131430Considering he's literally the only character in the game who is, again, consistently funny. Yes, I will take him.
>can't have kids with her as i'm not a gith>will absolutely not raising someone else's frog kidshame
>>731131171A fresh out of school teenager with headstrong convictions, fervor and boner-inducing expressive eyes.
>>731131489>Gith are not only humanoids, but humans that alternatively developed on another planet and under mindflayer yoke>They procreate like reptiles, laying eggsWhat the FUCK was Latian thinking?
>>731131489she is sterile, sex is casual entertainment in gith culture
>>731131392I bet her skin is just like a snakes. Smooth and soft.
>>731129428stupid bimbo frog
>>731131562Larian didn't make Gith...
>>731131597someone post the video
>>731131598>no custom quest mod that slowly drains intelligence while increasing tit-sizeAre modders even trying?
>>731131448I said act, not look.
>>731130431i did this and laezel pissed in my mouth
>>731131642>I will just blindly copy flusterfuck DnD loreLarian is too talented to be bound by DnDlets
>Lae'zel animated r34 dried up since the game released quite a while ago>we won't get other surge of interests because Larian won't make DLCs or a sequelpure suffering...
>>731130056There are Westerners who like to deceive themselves into thinking that just because they aren't getting bogged, that means that they aren't having loads of plastic surgery.Also, for some reason lots of East Asians are completely okay with outright blatant fakery of all sorts. Extensive and extreme plastic surgery is okay with them. They're fine with completely and obviously manufactured cultural products. "Verisimilitude" is often a completely foreign concept in their media.
is she a virgin? i literally cant be attracted to her if shes not a virgin
>/V/ tards call BG3 Woke>Arguably the best romance in the game gets the vagina tingles and pussy-floods the more you act like a Dominant Masculine Manly ManWhat did both V-cattle and "woke" office Libtards from Larian mean by this?
>>731131939no, i don't think any companions are, maybe wyll?
>>731131989they are woke, but they know their core audience are straight males, and need to throw them a bone if they want them to buy their games.
>>731131850>another shitskin struggling to understand what per capita means why are you like this
>>731130982>and AstarionWell, Rogue kinda suck ass, for one. Use Gale at least.
>>731131989I don't care because Gith'yanki and Gith'zerai are forced bullshit ugly frog race that WOTC pushed in the 2010's because they actually had copyright on them, like Thieflings and Dragonborn. It's no coincidence they're in BG3 as well. If not for that they'd only be weird NPCs or enemies since they're fucking ugly and forced.They do have cool lore, but this isn't torment
>>731132096Per capita means per person.If there are five people and ten apples, then we have two apples per capita.I have no idea what that has to do with my post.
>>731130917Based on a lie
>>731132105>Well, Rogue kinda suck ass,It's called a class respec from your resident Withers.You don't leave Shadowheart as a Trickster Cleric, do you?
>>731132125The fuck, mate? Gith were prominently in Planescape and apparently already in 1e.
>>731132105>[class that can oneshot the entire first chapter alone] kinda suck assI serously belive most /v/ users are abhorrent at games and all of their game knowledge comes from youtuber garbage.>>731132125there are at least 3 githfest games anon.
>>731132105Thief is good because they can use items as a bonus action and get 2 bonus actions, and some potions are pretty stronk. Otherwise yeah it's pretty underwhelming.
>>731131989>Arguably the best romancethere are no good romances in this game they are all shit and Leazel might be the best girl but her "romance" ends 30min in the game where you get to fuck her. Atleast in Bg2 it took entire game for Jaheira to fall for bhaalspawn and there are multiple occasions you can fail dialogue by picking wrong dialogue.
while we are talking about bg3 why did they patch out the loophole of killing karlach and reviving her after getting the reward from the demon. its a perfect in universe and game mechanic loophole to fuck with a devils bargain. though they really do seem to hate the ressurection scrolls. i end up with giant stacks of them and cant give them to npcs to revive the corpse they are weeping over and begging for someone to bring them back. if im playing a fucking paladin let me rez the dumb nigger teifling at the gates
>>731132105Rogue is great, lots of bonus actions and stealth attacks, just check line of sight with shift and it is easy to go into stealth and do a stealth attack with poison or silence with sussur dagger.
>>731132219Doesn't change a thing.It's just a matter of showing her the truth.
>>731132242i dont have shart period, shes a fucking WHORE
>>731132415>romance is when dick goes in bagina
>>731132418Because it fucks up the character progression flags and it's more of a gameplay mechanic not a lore one.
>>731132641no its not thats why i used quotation marks
this game needs rape and impregnation mechanics
>>731132859>they cut the minthara pregnancy arcsuch a shame, she would have completely mogged every other girl.
>>731132859Why?
>>731129428Philippines.
>>731132696Then what the fuck do you mean "her romance ends 30min in" dumbass.
>>731131472faggot
>>731132242That's awful for roleplay though.
>>731132415It is. It's an RPG, not a romance sim.As a adult man, Laezel romance was actually emotionally moving , which I cannot say for 99.99% of characters in fictional media.That is a marker of quality. Larian did an excellent job, even with only 3 scenes.
>>731133158Shadowheart makes a perfectly fine Death Cleric, and Astarion can be easily respec'd into Gloom Stalker Ranger while still being thematic.
>>731132324>>731132349This isn't obvious if you're in the "game" side of DnD but if you had kept an interest in the tabletop game of 5th (I had to for my group's sake) you'd have known that was the reason. It's also why those 3 races have become "core" since 4th ED even though they're so rare in universe, compared to human dwarf elf orc (which can't be copyrighted).
>>731129428a rude bitch with a high bodycount? just about anywhere
>>731132964for my pleasure and satisfaction, i am a paying customer after all
>>731133241Ah yeah, I guess you're right. It's working, though since dragonborn and tieflings are extremely common in my tabletop games these days. It seems like only the groks play dwarves.
> the main party members all act like teenagers who should be disciplined somehow except the actual zealous frog teenager of the party who lets you beat her> all the actually fun companions you don't want to twist their heads off like Minthara, Jaheira and Minsc are only much later into the game> whoever wrote Halsin needs to be in prison for 20 years, i'm sure they'll find something> hirelings (lmao)It's either solo or turning the game into Icewind Dale with the co-op glitch. I wish the game was about assembling a party of gith/gith collaborator agents fighting a covert illithid menace only taking place in the city since the giths and the city are the only good parts of the game.
>>731133165>Laezel romance was actually emotionally movingwhat romance, theres nothing after you sleep with her which happens literally at the start of the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPfhmECbX4
>>731132859But then the adventuring stops once you knock someone up? Why would you want that?
>>731133461did you just not progress her romance past act 2 you retard?
>>731133350They're less common if you play with your friends and not on reddit/roll20/discord fag chat groups.I have tieflings banned but that's for lore reasons, nobody even gives a shit to play gith because, as said, they're ugly (that is genuinely the reason I believe) They are not popular.
>>731133461>romance is when dick goes in bagina
>>731133461>theres nothing after you sleep with herShe basically sheds the tough girl attitude and breaks down to you by the end.
>>731132064Anon, that is also the most common female fantasy.
>>731131430Sometimes Tav needs a faggot's mouth to fuck.
>>731129428An annoying ugly whore? Anywhere in Muttland.
>>731129428>no nose>disgusting sling wrapped loose skin>not humanher name is Kris Jennerunfortunately instead of being a warrior queen she's gonna spend all your money and fuck black men
>No Dwarf romance>No Halfling romance>No Gnome romance>No Goblin romance>Not even an Elf RomanceThe game is still a 10/10 without the romance, but still the amount of races available
>>731129428Lae'zel's looks are carried entirely by her makeup, she's still best girl.
>>731129428they don't exist irl anon, that's a frog-human from a video game
>>731133598its just one scene with no content before it and she goes to acting her usual self after it.
>She fucked AstarionIt's over.
>>731129428Hell!To get there, tie a noose, step on a stool, put it around your neck and kick away the chair.You are welcome.
>>731133760>she's the "best girl" in a faggoty game made by faggot-loving euros terrified by the idea of attractive women or straight white men playing their gamelol.
>>731133816>she goes to acting her usual self after it.kek I turned into a Mindflayer to piss her off after romancing
>>731133760>Lae'zel's looksHottest of the VA's too.
>>731131989The game is woke you just ignore it for the sake of your gooningI don't get it, Shadowheart is the only attractive one and she has a shitty haircut for 2/3 of the game
>>731134197Jen a cute
>>731133904>instructions unclear.I put the stool around my neck but nothings happening. I don't have a chair, you never said to get one. And what am I doing with this noose?
>>731131989It is woke. It has everything /v/ complains about, but it gets shilled here anyway because hating on it is le contrarian.>>731132064They literally started complaining that white men play their game and mostly used gay sex for marketing.
>>731134531Just jump off a tall building, faggot. 5 storeys should be enough.
>>731130982Why tie yourself to one team, i switch my configuration every other long rest to see interactions and not get bored by the same rotations. Wish they keep the camp system in Divinity, instead of just killing off whomever you dont use in dos2.
>>731129428Bulgaria
>>731129428The only female character I liked was shart and even then her being a used up whore is kind of a turn off
>>731134197
>>731133760>hasn't seen morning 'zel
>>731135721>ugh why isn't this 50 year old woman a pure maiden virgin who's saving herself for me alone?
>>731133801 based, I did the same and she absolutely lost it lmao the look on her face when I went full calamari was priceless, 10/10 drama payoff
>>731135983She is also sabotaged by act3 tumblr writers who couldnt resist to humiliate the player and insert literal tranny as her former teenage lover.
>>731130982>I just don't see the point of taking any companionsThe correct way to play the game is a custom party of four that you created yourself. Actually, don't play it, it's a shit game.
>>731135983The issue isn't that she's a virgin, the issue is that she's a whore
Isn't liking females kinda gay if you think about it? >their clits are tiny dicks>the clitoral hood is a foreskin and so is the labia minora>their labia majora are just a deflated nutsack and are basically ball sacks>their vags generate smegma just like a pee pee>the older they are, the more their cunts deflate and wrinkle into a hideous mess>even a 1 bodycount female has been fucked anywhere from 1 to thousands of times (do the math: fuck her once a day for 4 years and you're past 1000 fucks n sucks, her once sweet, pure and virginal holes are busted and stink of gym urinals)
>>731135286It's expensive to equip them all and constantly move scrolls back and forth characters for utility and emergencies.Not to mention you might accidentally trigger an event that's more meaningful to an another character if you're playing the game for the first time (happened to me) or get caught in a hard situation because you're not used to the character too much and don't have good synergy (happened to me).
>>731136768So if she were a "nice girl" and had only 1 ex but that ex fucked her daily for 10 years meaning 3000+ fucks and sucks, would you be ok with that?Normgroid logic moment.
>>731136816anon.. all babies begin as femalewe're the mutant freaks
>>731136816Here's the thing. You said "labia are ball sacks".Do they come from the same embryonic structure? Yes. No one's arguing that.As someone who is a scientist who studies fetal development, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls labia ball sacks. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.If you're saying "ball sacks" you're referring to the scrotum, which contains things from the testes to the vas deferens to the epididymus.So your reasoning for calling labia ball sacks is because random people call them "unfinished male anatomy"? Let's get the infundibulopelvic ligament and the clitoris in there, then, too.Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. The labia are labia and homologous to ball sacks. But that's not what you said. You said the labia are ball sacks, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all homologous sexual characteristics ball sacks, which means you'd call the Skene's glands, the labia minora, and other structures labia, too. Which you said you don't.It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?I'm sorry, my sweet baby, muah, I kiss your boo boo, please baby, understand, please, don't get mad, oh baby, oh my dear, sweet baby, pls, pls, it's ok. You lost this internet argument, but life goes on. You don't have to be the smartest person in this thread, you know? Sometimes it's ok to just let go and accept being objectively inferior by every metric known to man and to science. It's ok, it's ok... but you don't need me to tell you this, right? You're pretty smart, you know? You don't have to feel crushed by my little comment, y'know? It's ok to be inferior. You need to be a very special boy to reach my level of expertise. Not many people reach it (certainly not you, it seems). You really don't know anything about this subject, so it's best to keep quiet and listen to me. There there.
>>731131989It's woke but game mechanics and rest of the game is so good you kind of shut your mind and ignore it.
>>731136959NTA but I'm a woman.
>>731137065>I'm sorry, my sweet baby, muah, I kiss your boo boo, please baby, understand, please, don't get mad, oh baby, oh my dear, sweet baby, pls, pls, it's ok.You were cooking him until this weird autistic shit
>>731136126>literal tranny as her former teenage loverNever saw that when I'm playing the game. Where is this mentioned?
>>731137630the game never says they were lovers. its her childhood friend
>>731129428She looks like that one severely autistic youtuber who makes videos about star wars and shit, jenna something, so i guess go for her if that's what you're after
>>731137630https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Nocturnei never really progressed quest with that npc so im not sure if the story about "her" being trans is true but some redditor fanfiction but entire thing really seems suspicious
>>731134197Unironically a 9.5 in Bongland.
>>731132105Dude, magic sucks ass in the game
>>731137742>>731137685Oh, so it's Nocturne. She's not trans or anything like that indeed. They just brushed each other's hair and stuff like that in the cult as I remember. No direct information they were in a relationship - can they even be in a relationship in Shar's service? Glad to hear it's schizo talk.
>>731138015its actually pretty fun. I beat the game as a solo wizard with 0 companions. Just told them all to fuck off because I didnt care about their gay subplots.
>>731137864She's a 7 or 8 anywhere. She would be minimum 6/10 in the USA by virtue alone of not being fat which puts her automatically above 60% of the population and you can add a point or to for being at least moderately pretty.
>>731130056Ugly single people coping by making fun of ugly couples.
>>731130189what the fuck are you on about? she's the horniest character. You have the most sex with her and in the end you can tell her to abandon her entire species to be with you, leave them all under a tyrannical false god's boot to be your wife
>>731129980Kek
>>731130056She weighs less than 180 pounds which makes her an automatic 7/10 in english speaking countries, but she is objectively fucking ugly as sin, there's no getting around that
>that scene where she literally asks you to kill her
>>731138093you find their hiding place with a blanket, wine and Night Orchid laying around.
>>731136875Yes, there's a difference to between having regular sex with a devoted lover and constant casual sex with strangers
>>731131171she's 22, and gith age at the same rate as humans. She's not a tadpole. Not be gith standards, not by human standards
>>731129428A terrarium
>>731138529It's Shadowheart's hiding place, not hers specifically. She just discovers it at some point. It has references to Shadowheart having her memories erased there mainly.I think people are interpreting it in most depraved way as possible and I don't think them being in a relationship is the intention here.Source: I finished the game 2 days ago and all this is fresh in my mind.
>>731131847BG3 doesnt get as much animation because it doesnt use a coomer artistic design based on eastern beauty. not saying this is a good or bad thing but if you want animators lewding your characters, they better look like they're fresh out of overwatch or marvel rivals or -insert generic chinese MMO here-
>>731138625Time literally does not pass in the astral plane, Gith age slower than humans and live up to 100+ years old. In game Lae'zel is treated like an arrogant freshman by other Gith. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>731131989>vagina tingles and pussy-floods the more you act like a Dominant Masculine Manly Manfalse. At the start she respects you for your leadership but later on grows to find herself caring for you. At this point you can be sweeter to her and tell her you long for a tender touch, something she's clearly never had and unlike modern women, isn't so abuse chad-brained that she's turned off by it
>>731129428walmart
>>731138625LolBaezel is literally the "she's 17 you sick fuck" meme by Hith standards.I'm surprised Larian made her a love interest with graphic sex scenes considering every adult Gith calls her "child". How did Larian get away with this?
>>731139106That just makes it hotter.
>>731132349>>[class that can oneshot the entire first chapter alone] kinda suck assSneak attack at level 5 (most of act 1) does 3D6 damage. The strongest Sneak attack weapon (Phalar Aluve) does 1D10+1. Combine that with +5 from STR( STR potions) and you're looking at 18+11+5 damage on max rolls 34 damage (68 with a crit). That's a lot of damage but assuming average damage, you aint one shotting shit but the weakest of goblins. Even the goblin leader has 75 HP. Nobody is runnind Rogue for damage in this game, not when you have smiting paladins, Eldtrich Blasting sorlocks, Booming Blade Fighters, Magic Missile Wizards, Throwzerkers and Gloomstalker rangers. Pure Rogue is ass in this game.
>>731138787Do you believe they reveal a tranny at the very end of Shadowheart (who pretty much is a dedicated player love interest) quest line was not intentional? Those fucks thought it was funny and acted with deliberate premeditation keeping it as obscure as possible.
>>731135286I don’t have the screenshot but they said divinity will have a place to talk to your companions like the camp.
>>731133158roleplay is very rarely optimal. Laezel is the exception. Battle Master Fighters are very strong and her quest rewards one of the best weapons for martials in the game.
>>731138573and the difference is that she will have far more emotional and sexual baggage to that one ex, and you're gonna have to deal with that. It's ironically easier to deal with a girl who's had a handful of one night stands than one who has been thoroughly fucked by one dude for years. In an ideal world though you normalfags would brutally shame any-non virgin and discourage these scenarios from becoming real.
>>731133598were they supposed to animate her walking all doe kneed and lovey dovey heart symbols in her eyes? it's a video game. I swear people like you are the ones who unironically think there's no evil options in the game, despite being able to murder everyone as the literal child of the god of murder
>>731139413Is there any proof Nocturne is a troon at all?
>>731129428Alabama
>>731139413Um no, because I don’t have capeshit brain like you where everything is a conspiracy out to get me.
>>731134197amelia is right there, bro. are thou blinded?
>>731139547yes, talk to the sharran guy in rivington and shadowheart will ask about "him" and the sharran guy will correct and tell her "she" is quite different now.
>>731139547You're a disingenuous mentally ill subhuman who's here to troll. We accept your concession
>>731139547Does it even matter? I don’t think they were anything more than friends. Really the whole thing just read to me as a bit of melancholy of Shadowheart leaving her old life behind for the greater good. Even if it was a toxic place she still had good memories there. People are mentally ill today and can’t read basic story beats
>>731133158nah, you just have a weak imagination because you're a normalphlegm
>>731138863gith leave the astral plane to let their bodies mature and grow up, so she's even older than 22 technically but biologically is 22. so she is most definitely not underage
>>731139660I don't remember this detail but if it's true, it sucks.
>>731139835If you think making Shadowheart a druid and Astarion a wizard is good roleplay, you are unhinged.
>>731139880The point is she is very young in HER culture
>>731129428Anime.
>>731139916you have to give shart the noblestalk where she'll remember nocturne as "renald" or something to get that dialogue. the thing about them being lovers is total bullshit though, there's nothing to imply anything like that. it's just wishful thinking on the part of some mentally ill retards in here.
>>731140027Ah I see, I got that area accidentally explode when I was trying to extract that dwarf(?) so never got that plant. Interesting to know.
>>731139967but not underage young. she's had lovers in the past. she's been on raiding. even higher up gith have heard of her exploits
>>731140138in the future, you can use mage hand or use Glut to pass through the mushrooms without exploding them.
>>731140192>she's had lovers in the pastidc, but is this actually confirmed anywhere? she speaks as if she has sexual experience but who knows how serious or committed those were. she could also be exaggerating to make herself sound more mature (I know it’s a hc but the reading is there)
>>731129428>Not a slut like Shadowheart, needy as Karlach nor imposing as Minthara. In fact, rather inexperienced. >Likes sex but doesn´t want kids at first but eventually becomes open to the idea >As a frog lady she probably can do some unbelievable stuff with her thounge Good choice anon.
>>731140287bro she was living in a dorm barracks when she was a teenager, in a sexually liberated culture
>>731139960Do you also spaz out piss shit vomit slobber uncontrollably into a seizure when you realize that you have a mouse pointer in the game and a GUI that you're forced to navigate to do anything? Dumb little normgroid with a tiny brain and an even tinier penis.
>>731138093no the character is trans. its said in game. but they were just childhood friends
>>731140402You are moving from one absurdism to another, and pretending you are winning an internet argument. This is very silly.
>>731140383I wouldn’t call the githyanki sexually liberated…they just have different values than us. From what I understand they have a very mercenary view of sex, no?
>>731129807Like, if you crossed your eyes, what would you see?
>>731140463Sex is like scratching - you itch, so you scratch. That's their view. This is so liberated, as to make it banal and lame.
>>731140503>AND IF YOU CLOSED YOUR EYESEH EYO EYO EH EYO EYO
>>731140461>if I change the class a little my ability to mentally roleplay ceasesYou are mentally inferior to me, baby. You don't have to seethe. There there.
>>731140541>if you don't respect shadowheart into a bus and astarion into a doner kebap, you are mentally illok retard
>>731140509Right so I feel like proper romantic relationships couldn’t ever really develop in such a society. Also you could argue it’s kind of a horseshoe theory thing: being so sexually liberated that sex is treated as a problem to be solved actually pairs up with githyanki culture being highly authoritarian and militaristic.
>>731140586You can't respect those characters into classes that don't exist. See? You are incapable of forming a cogent argument. Keep humiliating yourself, little peon.
>>731140631 If by "proper" you mean some sort of generic incel purity fantasy sexless relatonship where you only let Shitler impregnate her to make her shit out alpha soldiers for WW3 then sure.
reserved for minthara
>>731140745Uhhh…what?
>>731140745thats drow, not gith
>>731140535I laughed anon.
>>731129428Anyone got a better Frog picture so I can replace it here?
>>731140869>melina over ranniwhy?
>>731140869>>731139972
>>731140937It was pretty close...
>>731131850Everything in your post also applies just as much to Western civilization. If there's any difference at all, it's that we prefer to get our fabrications from corpos rather than the Ministry of Culture. I mean, they just pulled "Elf on a Shelf" out of their asses in the last decade and pretended it's some kind of tradition and there's like a third of the country who just eats it the fuck up.
>>731140869for such a gay list, no
>>731140869>wenduag over camelliapoor taste
>>731141303We love Wenduag here...
>>731130982>Lae'zel, Shadowheart and AstarionThat was how i mained 1st and 2nd act. And my ranger/fighter char.Gale is useless most of the time. And so are most spellcasters. The only consistent performance was from those three, Karlach, Minsc, and Jaheira.
>>731141106yeah no I don't believe that for a second
>>731139547the voice actor is trans, tooand recorded the lines outside of the studio, and sounds very different and stupid
>>731136872This>Talk to Rapheal without Astarion>Astarion mad>Enter temple without Shadowheart>Shadowheart madYou're much better off having a dedicated team +/- Minsc and Jaheira as needed. The game was designed for multiple playthroughs anyway.
>>731141772Why would you enter the Sharran Temple without the Sharran party member?
>>731141772 Honestly that's why I stopped trying to appease everyone. It’s like walking on eggshells with this party sometimes. You bring Astarion and he whines when you do literally anything involving other vampires, you don’t bring him and he throws a hissy fit. Shadowheart’s the same if you breathe near a Selunite ruin without her. At some point you just gotta embrace the chaos and let the approval ratings tank. They’ll still stick around as long as you’re not outright stabbing them in the back. Probably.
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>>731141772>The game was designed for multiple playthroughs anyway.meh. there's not much evil content.the most you'll get from a second playthrough is a different romance and a different party, which really doesn't scale to a third playthrough. bg3 is quite linear.
Durge/Laezel romance was a fun option. The part where we assaulted eachother to decide who tops felt like it fit durge pretty well.
>>731139348>see, this [shit past the first chapter or that requires a wild goose chase] is better than free 4d6 at level 3 with invincibility and no gear as long as you hit that fucking bonus action hidenice number crunching retard, but have you looked at how the game actually works before copypasting your favorite youtube DPS video? the AI is shit at finding hidden characters. rogue has the game by its balls by default. all of that brain effort is wasted if you really want to break the game when you can just bonus action hide or god forbid play a thief. that second bonus action is outright disgusting.do you faggots really just stand still on a fucking D&D fight like it's an mmo flat square gook clicking shit? that 34 is a 68 because of surprise rounds. guaranteed if you're an assassin tryhard. that's enough to clear almost everyone in act 1 on a surprise round, with up to two actions and full movement to fuck off or bait everyone, which is what the rogue should be doing. put titanstring on the mix and you have special arrows to tear open the early game with that retarded busted double dipping strength bonus.the only thing stopping the rogue from winning by default is the unwritten 'tism fair play rule where all classes are observed in a fucking vacuum that never happens in actual play.
>>731142846laezel does this when romancing regular tav too.games avoid exclusive content as much as possible as it reduces the amount of content for everyone else. same reason why skill checks are usually for more than just 1 class and don't even involve extra voice acting.
>>731129980this bitch is gonna be /v/'s equivalent of /co/'s that fucking cat
>>731130845rent free, propably soviet rape baby
>>731143024I know it happens for both, it just worked out okay for the situation. That and she has some additional Durge dialogue if you are trying to be retain control in your playthrough and actively warn her about your nature, though I imagine all the romances have that.
I'm still mad I can't be a goblin without mods.Its coward shit. You already have shortstack races just let me be a green one. Hell they let you be big greens too.
>>731131850At last I truly see!
>>731129428green and ugly? tinder should normalize after a few swipes if you're being honest.
>>731143284You weirdos are all the same. You can't be satisfied with an elf or something like that, you need all your games to have a race selection like this:>Human>Sharkgirl>Jumping cactus>Marionette>Fire elemental>Giant intelligent friendly talking spider
>>731129807>>731140503>>731130132>>731130173where's your gf anons?
>>731143347this is the plot of a franken fran issue actually.
>>731143479I like a few freaks. BGIII has some okay freaks with the gith and dragonborn but I always want more freaks.Especially funny ones with good dialogue opportunities.
>>731143479>Giant intelligent friendly talking spideras long as it has a hole to plough, that's good enough.
I want to replace Laezel with Minthara because I prefer her personality but I know she has less content and a weaker build so idk if it’s worth it.
>>731143949>a weaker buildpaladin is pretty fucking op and minthara comes with free worms>less contentyes.
>>7311321053 levels into theif gets you extra attack eq. One more level gets you dual weilder feat. The rest of the levels go into fighter. Dual weild phalar aluve and your choice of off hand and you have an honor mode ready character that hits hard, moves fast and enables the whole party. This is how you build Astarion
>>731144016I know she has soul branding and worms but I don’t think there’s that many good one handed swords in the game. I might just respec her to the average great sword wielder. Probably will keep vengeance because it seems like a good subclass?
>>731143284Goblins have an on sight status in BG3s set, i could not imagine how act 3 would play out. Maybe you'd have to hide your identity all the time, like Fane in DOS2
>>731144168What if I want to build him as a ranged unit? Would rouge/gloomstalker work? I also want him to still be good at lock picking.
>>731144168>multi classingi prefer playing into the class fantasy, rogue sucking balls is larian screwing the pooch.>>731144223paladin is better in midgame and fighter is better once they get the third attack.
>Githyanki are Evil warriors who want to murder and/or enslave everyone on all the planes and genocide anything with tentacles along the way because their only problem with what the Illithids did is that they did it to their race>I'm supposed to care about the son of their first warmongering queen because Lae'zel got all up in her feelings about Vlaakith being mean to herNah. Lae'zel and her people can get fucked. I let Emps eat the bitch boy's brain.>>731143949Minthara is very fun for an Evil romance. She loves it.
>>731144348Assassin gloomstalker 3/9 or 4/8 is one of the most powerful builds in the game
>>731130982>>731135286I like how DoS2 did it.Completely eliminates the concern over which team to take during any quest.Turns that worry over missing out on what another character would be doing here into a bonus for doing a second play-through.Now, I don't think every RPG needs to do this (some would actively piss me off if they changed to work this way).But having at least this one developer do it is quite nice.
>>731144374The pooch was screwed by WotC over a decade before BG3 was in development.
>>731144664rogue is different in tabletop because all their extra skills like stealth and pickpocketing can shinethe d&d concept just sucks for a videogame.
>>731129428poland
>>731138093>it's Nocturne. She's not trans or anything like that indeed.Nocturne is indeed a tranny, and also voiced by one.
>>731144771I'll concede that. That's fair. Stealth being actually worthless outside of greater invis shenanigans is a fail for sure
>>731129428this is her voice actress
>>731144948>Stealth being actually worthless outside of greater invis shenanigans is a fail for suremy experience with attempting stealth went something like this>oh, you stole something while no one was looking or tried to pick a lock while no one was looking or tried to sneak past enemies or did literally anything while stealthing? nice try, buddy, but I know you're doing it!I don't know if it's a skill issue or the shit just doesn't function worth a damn
>>731130056Look at her face, it's like someone played with the sliders in Oblivion and her sellion shrunk way too far in
>>731145020She does great work.
>>731145439shes hot
>>731145669She does, no idea why they gave the voice award to Jennifer English which does the same voice every time.
>>731147062awards have always been a popularity contest.clea also barely has any lines in e33.
>>731143109slav is a soviet rape baby no?
>>731147557>slavs didn't exist before the soviet union
>>731147713According to the Soviet Union, nothing of value existed before the Soviet Union.
>>731147779>According to the Soviet UnionIt was so good it had to be closed down!
>>731147896I do find it funny that the first reaction to censorship laws being relaxed by the Soviet government was to release a television interview claiming that Lenin was a mushroom.
Did my game bug out?During the celebration after I saved the Grove, I told Karlach I liked her, she got all giddy and said she'd visit me at night.Then when going to sleep the game asked who I wanted to spend the night with.I chose Karlach.But then the game just went to the next day like nothing happened and just triggered a cutscene of talking with Halsin about the goblins and shit.What the fuck.It's been hours since that and I haven't gotten a single interaction from Karlach or Shadowheart...
>>731129428>girl boss>but frog
>>731131843Wizards held a gun to their head on details. They couldn't even do simple shit like alter how magic interacted with the environment without Wiz shitting their tampons.
I love the frog
>>731148421I'm surprised Wizards let them get away with adding their own OC Gith royal and inventing their special ceremorphosis that breaks with normal lore by letting you not die and keep who you are
>>731148243anyone...
>>731145247Partial skill issue but the whole system is very obtuse. Doesn't matter if you have +100000 stealth, if you're in a vision come, you'll be seen unless you're in low light. Unless the enemy has low light vision... Like 90% of the enemies including goblins in act 1. As for stealing, again does t matter how high your skill is. They will know they've been stolen from and accuse you unless you leave the zone and come back. Then they don't care. Makes me even wonder why the bothered
>>731148243I think so, I'm pretty sure you should have gotten a scene where she sits next to you by the fire.
>>731145020Who was VA for the female Narrator?
>>731145247>>731148942Read the skill log. Dice rolls can fuck you over hard sometimes. I've had chars with 2 points in stealth get through entire mazes while stared down. And then my special forces monks caught by a back turned merchant.
>>731149174amelia tyler
>>731149174Amelia Tyler, also the voice of Malady from DOS2 and Nyrissa from Kingmaker.https://youtu.be/ahNOz4fJ_LQ
>>731148719Apparently the original lore team at wizards was super accommodating and let them do whatever they wanted, such as inventing their own gith language phrases for laezel to say. But then wizards fired all of them.
>>731149313>>731149357She has a very nice voice. When i was doing Act 2 and reading the inscriptions on graves, i really fell for her voice.
Should I play Karlach or Shadowheart? Who has the better time as an Origin and who has the cuter romance?
>>731149357I have not played DOS2, and dropped Kingmaker when i read "Restov" and realised i am playing a pathfinder game with russian names and such. To someone who knows russian, its not pleasant.
>Can't customize HirelingsWhat was the fucking point of this? They're all so damn ugly too.I wanted to have three Chromatic Dragonborn bitches as my harem. They should have at least made this doable on NG+
>>731149636Origin-wise, it's your call whether impending heart failure or cult brainwashing is the more compelling angle. In terms of romance, Karlach is very cute, but there are obstacles to a purely happy ending (though the epilogue has a hopeful note), while Shadowheart straight-up turns into a barefoot Disney princess sharing a cottage with you, so it depends whether you'd prefer the resolution onscreen or not.
>>731141136In the West, even the corpos at least try to pretend that their fakery has some kind of authenticity to it. A good effort is put in to hide the fakery and if the fakery should come to light, this is considered something of an embarrassment.This is very different from a lot of East Asian cultures, where the fakery is accepted and taken in stride, if not outright expected and authenticity outright condemned.
>>731148942The skills in general are very poorly balanced relative to one another>Persuasion lets you skip half the fights in the game on top of giving you discounts with merchants>Athletics lets you kick people off cliffs or into lava>meanwhile Animal Handling is made obsolete by the potions of animal speech that the game throws at you like candy and Survival is literally useless once you realize that you can just right click on your shovel to dig manually
Is this accurate?
>>731148421i dont believe that considering how many items have bullshit mechanics, they added tones of homebrew rules like wet status condition giving lightning vulnerability, Tavern brawler giving strength mod in damage on throws and unarmed strikes, Thief giving an extra bonus action, Fighter action surge giving a full action to even spellcasters, wizards being able to scribe spells for a spell slot higher than they as a wizard can cast, Swords Bard doing ranged attack flourishes, that and beyond retarded itemization is responsible for every broken meta build in game.
>>731151316no because she's not criticizing the dishwashing technique
>>731151334>broken meta buildI think a Bard shooting forty crossbow bolts a turn is perfectly balanced
>>731151316Nah, you're missing the part where you point out that it's called dish soap and not washing up liquid and she looks utterly lost.
>>731141878How am I supposed to know it's a Sharran temple if the Sharran isn't here to tell me?
>>731129428>where do I find a psychotic man-hating cuntidk any dating site I guess
>>731129980People would probably like her more if she weren't the wet dream of a libtard reborn in the Fallout universe.What an absolute wreck of a ""show"".
>>731132125Larian used Gith and Mindflayers for the main plot because they actually wanted to make a Spelljammer game but WOTC wouldn't let them
>>731129428a latina
>>731131989>pick one based example>"uhhh i thought the WHOLE GAME WAS WOKE WHAT THE HECK??"There are some good examples of racism and just straight up making fun of weak faggots in general, but it's not the norm. Far from it.
>>731149357i missed the narrator for divinity 2 but i guess he wouldnt have worked as well since bg3 has a much stronger emotional core and women are better at those things
>>731152874>i missed the narrator for divinity 2i tried to play DOS2 after bg3 and i could not stand new narrator
>>731138863>>731139106lae'zel hasn't even been to the astral plane until she goes there in-game
>>731150917So play Karlach and romance Shadowheart? I just didn't know if all the Shar stuff was more compelling from Shadowheart's POV.
>>731149146Fucking hell. Is there a way to try to retrigger it or am I fucked?
>>731129428I actually wish I could waltz into communities where warrior culture is still somewhat prevalent and bag a bad one from whatever stragglers haven't found a husband.>She'd despise your weaknessWhatever
>>731155157it's over, restart your playthrough
Evil Tav is lame and half baked.
>>731158319all Tav is lame and half baked but that's how things are with DOS2's create-a-character, too
