>Can shapeshift into anything he wants>Chooses to turn into a sexy woman in a skimpy dressWhy would you do this?
why not
>>731136082>Why would you do this?To have sex with horses, logically.
>>731136082Why wouldn;t he?
>>731136082I busted a huge fucking nut to that sloppa set with futa Hela
>>731136082to get impregnated by a horse obviously?
>>731136082>>731136182guh
>>731136082You wouldn't?
>>731136082Loki has canonically fucked>a horse>a squirrel >two separate land spirits inhabiting pubs>a witch that gave birth to a younger version of herself who then gave birth again to an even younger version>the bark of a mighty tree disguising itself as a widowed bar keeper>a literal pile of frost spiders found skittering in a cave >three dwarves stitched together by the whims of a malicious merman>the heart of a fallen valkyre tranformed into a bear warden of the newly budding saplings >Gabriel Iglesias and George Lopez in the actor's trailer for Avengers (2012)Yeah, Loki is down to fuck whenever and wherever
>>731136082Considering these shitty modern times, I would turn myself into a hot woman to spite T people and ultra feminist whales.
>>731136082He's the god of mischief, and what better mischief than to seduce multiple men, have them fuck "her" for hours on end and then turn back into a man and leave without saying "no homo"?
>>731136082Imagine if Loki made you impregnate him/her. As a joke.
>>731136082If you could shapeshift into anything, you'd literally be the goon queen of OnlyFans. You'd never have to work another day in your life.
>>731136082Don't look up how Sleipnir was born
to fuck with people
>>731138120To *fuck* with people
>>731138065I mean I would instead be a superhero/spy so it seems like you just really want cock you faggot
>>731138267Multiple faces doesn't mean shit when you don't have the personality or intelligence to back it up.
>>731138382Redditor response
Just post the porn already
>>731138513>Yeah dude I'd be a super secret spy superhero>"Yo Jamal where you fuckin' been man">"Uhhhh Imma... bixnood."*sharts*
>>731136182>>731136438>>731137219>>731137238>>731137782ok what would you turn into and what would you do then if you could shapeshift, smartass?
>>731136082he was sexier as a dudefemale Loki gets mogged by Rogue and Emma
>>731139040a sexy woman who wears skimpy clothes and steals the virginity of unsuspecting anons. What kind of fuckin question is this?
>>731139040a nuke that is flying into Tel Aviv
>>731136082>Haven't' played since season 4>Come back>Loki has a coomer skin>Play him(her)>The fucking lamp is on a 30 second cooldown nowSo they baited me into playing a nerfed character; Meanwhile IW is so fucking strong and comes without long as cooldowns...Well played chinks
>>731138817>>731138382>>731138065what? if you have the power to be ANYTHING but your first thought to be is some turbowhore because your personality is bad and you're dumb? It sounds like you're obviously just gay and want male sexual attention
>>731139040
>>731139821desu if i had a gf that could turn into animals i would probably try it
>>731136082She looks like she fucks BIG GREEN GAMMA MEN!!!
>>731136082>The trickster god of scheming, deception, manipulation and cunning also knows how to use seduction.It's like the easiest play in the book, and people want to be seduced.
>>731136082shapeshifting is strictly a male troon fantasy. whenever i see someone online that has "shapeshifter" in their bio i know it's a troon. Only troons hate themselves enough to want to turn into something else entirely.I don't blame them, if mtf surgery was actually good and convincing then i'm sure it would be way more popular. Just a bunch of incels switching to an easier difficulty, but it's not so no point living the delusion. just kill yourself and hope you roll a better seed
>>731139790To actually take advantage of shapeshifting in a superhero format, you'd need to be high grade military intelligent and resourceful. You'd need to be a master manipulator, well spoken and a perfect imitator, and need to track multiple alibies alongside the necessary knowledge and information those people would have at any given time.The only use shapeshifting has for stupid people is stealing and whoring.
Is Deadpool good? someone insta-locks him before the game even loads for me.
>>731140274He's pretty strong. Combined with the typical new character hype, it's not surprising he gets instalocked.
>>731140274Dunno everything yet, but it's a little bizarre this character just gets stronger over time with upgrades. Nobody else gets that shit.
>>731136082Post the porn I want to goon
>>731136082Canonically?It was originally a plan to mess with Thor
>>731136082This is an alternate universe Loki however.
>>731137593Can you further explain the last one, I wasn't aware of this piece of lore.
>no sight of the fag that spams that one picturejeet got banned kek
>>731137604>turn self into hot woman>look in mirror>get hard i mean wet>find a bunch of redpilled nationalists>let them fill all of my holes and repopulate the white racei-i just hate trannies and am trying to make them jealous, that's all!hahaha woke owned!! feminists btfo!!!!
>>731141546>Turns himself into a girl with a fat ass wearing a leotard that shows it off in order to mess with his broTruly, Loki's plans are the envy of 4channers everywhere.
>>731142631I look like this
>>731142631I would get myself to the nunnery.
>>731142631kill myselfone less woman in the world
>>731142631spend all effort on getting some spaghetti-dropping nerd to knock me up
>>731142631>Not shapeshifting into a hot anthro woman
>>731137593>Gabriel Iglesias and George Lopez in the actor's trailer for Avengers (2012)what chapter of beowulf did this happen in???
>>731143090After he kills Grendel, but before he kills Grendel's mother. There's just a random three-hundred-line cutaway to Loki getting railed.
>>731137593>a squirrelWait a...
>>731142631go on my computer and play starsector, what else would I do?
>no one posting more lady loki come ON
>>731140274He seems to be pretty good and not horribly broken. The early impressions are that Tankpool is a decent off tank and that Healpool is a decent third healer, while Duelpool struggles against more focused DPS. Too early to see how much he'll be picked this season.
>>731136082>Why would you do this?Why would you not?
>>731142631Spend the rest of the day masturbating. So effectively nothing would change.
>>731136082Its called AGP and its pretty Based anon!
>>731142806Woah, that sounds like literally me.
>>731144109I'd pump to this if the face was better
>>731144278>get turned into a girl and sent back into the past>have a chance to make (you) from the past easily lose his virginity, meaning you would share his experience>but you also have to get fucked by yourselfWould you do it?
>>731144109>Western “””art”””
>>731144645What would a selfcest baby look like?
>>731142631Do people really just leave every door open?
>>731145014Powerful. A born ruler.
>>731142631Buddy you dont want to meet me when I see nipple on a blue board. Consider this a warning "friend". *I rip my jule in front of you*
>>731145014Just watch Predestination (2014)
>Can turn into anything>Turns into a girl>Doesn't keep the dick
>>731145323Well yeah, girls don't have dicks, retard.
>>731140109I too worship trannies and think everything is trannies, can we be best tranny-loving friends?
>>731144645>Would you do it?it would be more gay to not want to fuck yourself though.
>>731144645>>731145014>>731145281But what would you do in this situation?
>>731145467>not turning into a futa and fucking all the hot "lesbians"
>>731145281That movie was trippy.
>>731145014In practice the only thing that would change compared to you is that genes which are (dominant/recessive) have a 25% change to end up double recessive and thus be expressed instead of the dominant version you have.
>>731145802I WANT TO JERK OFF POST MORE LADY LOKI
>>731145546I've seen my mother at that age. She looks nice but I'd be too disgusted. He had the correct reaction.
Genderswap is so fucking hot when it happens to someone else but if it were to happen to me I'd be really scared
Is Lady Loki actually the same Loki or it's just an alternative Loki from multiverse?
>>731146427Genderswap is something only fun in fiction. Irl, it would not work.
>>731142631
>>731146772In Rivals it's the same Loki. Just with a great ass, great thighs, a vagina, working ovaries, and a womb.
>>731146772Multiverse.
>>731143215Kek
Impregnate Loki
Taking a nice hot bath together with Lady Loki.
>>731146772deadpool confirms it's a multiverse thing
>ITT
>>731148254i do this
>>731145056Airflow nigga
>>731148254polcels BTFO
>>731142631Anon you better drop the sauce for this because the quality is too low for me to jerk to this
>>731148254i don't do this
>>731148254How does this contradict what anon posted?
>>731148746it doesn'tmerely an observation
>>731142931does this count?
>>731136082
>>731139678
>>731136082Why not?
>>731136082twitter artists are so creatively bankrupt even in pornI've seen this exact pose like 10 times in the last month just from /v/ coomer threads.These faggot artists just trace each others work
>>731150258oh is this like ADL for chuds?
>>731150756Essentially.
>>731150532>Plastic Man canonically engages in futaMany suspected, but I'm surprised the writers admitted it.
>>731150756ADL is the ADL for chuds.
>>731150996There’s more
