OwO whats dis??
>>731145928>that masterful lightingtruly geniuses of art direction
I went into the coffin and got gender-transitioned without my consent, since I play Souls games completely blind.
trap ahead
>>731145928The ogres guarding the coffin are so mad because thy are jealous that they are too big and cannot fit inside the lewd coffin. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>731145928>change gender>realize you made a mistake>enter the coffinprophetic
>>73114592841% of Dark Souls 2 players died here...
>>731150863Hahahahahahahahahaha!Nice one, anon!
>>731146008>>731149759>gender>genderThe coffin change your sex. It changes your biology. Stop using the word "gender."
>>731150946Looks like I hit a nerve...Sorry about that. Faggot
>>731151062Sometimes, jokes just flop, not because they're "offensive," but because they aren't funny.
>>731151062Accept your trooncession, leftist cuck.
Ack factory
>>731145928The tranny coffin!The 41% coffin!The YWNBAW coffin!The estogen injection tube!The fat jewish nigger coffin!The kiked coffin!The slop coffin!
>>731151006sex and gender are the same thing
>>731151592"Sex" is something you wiwll never have, while "gender" is a kiked term made up by the jews that shouldn't exist.
>>731145928What was the point of this feature?
>>731151884So losers can jerk off to the game.
>>731145928Zanzibart's coffin. but you can use it I guess.
>>731151592This was true in the 90s, when public education and systems of power used the word "gender" for sex ed and Saturday morning cartoons because saying the word "sex" made everyone giggle like retards. The word "gender" has been redefined in the past 20 years to now mean something else, which is to say the word no longer has any meaning at all and it should be dropped from the vernacular entirely. Say "sex" like a big boy.
>>731151062the annoying thing about weak edgy jokes is that when you tell them they aren't funny they assume you're triggered
>>731152040The legend said that Zanzibart wanted to rape the undead attack dog but he couldn't becaus ethe undead aattack dog was male so he commissioned this coffin from his stonemasons so he could kidnap the undead attack dog, force him into the coffin and then rape her for hours after she has become female. After being done with this, Zanzibart dumped the coffin in the starter area because he didn't have any need for it anymore.It is said that the undead attack dog has never been transformed back into male and is still living in shame, trauma and PTSD from this.
>>731152043just because you don't understand the new meaning doesn't mean it no longer has one
The best thing about the tranny coffin is that because it doesn't let you re-edit your character there is a 0% chance the troonified version of your character will come out the other end looking normal. You send the average male character into the coffin and he comes out a fucking disgusting tranny ogre "female" character with fucked up proportions and a man face. It's prophetic and redpilled for the time.
>>731152043I refuse. I will also refer to homosexuals as sodomites and pederasts like we did before they linguistically created homosexuality as the opposite of heterosexuality.
>>731152262I understand that it has become another subversive word, like "Jewish," which can be used to mean two entirely different things interchangeably (in the case of "Jewish" it can be a religion or an ethnicity) as the conversation requires, to ensure that two people with opposing views on a subject will never be talking about the same thing.No, I reject the bastardization of the word "gender" and I will only refer to "sex," because I was raised in the time when the two were synonyms. Gender as "how I feel at the moment" is flippant nonsense. There are two human sexes, male and female, and a woman is an adult human female.>>731152505That's a different discussion entirely, and "homosexual" at least accurately describes the thing it's describing. You're not wrong to call them sodomites and pederasts as well - all these can be true at once and no words are being subverted.
>>731151185>>731151192>>731152112Sounds like you're triggered
>>731152672>That's a different discussion entirely, and "homosexual" at least accurately describes the thing it's describing.The real redpill is knowing that it doesn't. The idea that Homosexuals are exclusively homosexual is Liberal propaganda to make them less threatening. They do fuck women as well, especially the more invisible homosexuals (tops they call them). That's how diseases spread. It's like a Nurgle cult.
>>731152672I think there is a useful distinction between a very feminine man and a very masculine man, and I think gender can be used to describe that distinction
>ds2 forces you into a coffin if you want to change your gender>ds3 just has you wear a ring
>>731152903Exclusivity is not necessary for observing and naming a behavioral preference, though. Homosexual intercourse is "the act of sex between two partners of the same sex." A homosexual person would be one going through this action. I'd be fine with the middle ground of dropping "bisexual" labels and just having "everyone is homosexual or heterosexual or so fucking horny that they'll stick their dick in whatever is nearby.">>731152914You're wrong, though. We already had terms for that distinction by calling the masculine one macho and the feminine one a twink or a fag or a femboy or a ladyboy or any of those other words. Take the tomboy chart here: some of these characters act masculine, some act feminine, some dress masculine, some dress feminine, but they're all still female and they know they're female and they don't claim to be male. None of their "genders" would be male because they all still identify as female.Gender as "a nebulous amalgamation of sexual stereotypes" is a useless term.
>>731152412I thought it just set you to the default Body Type B option? When I accidentally troonsitioned my toon was bald afterwards when I thought I gave Body Type A a sick hairdo.
>>731151884Devs added it because there was a rare bug where your gender got changed when going into NG+
>>731145928>>731153576They added the coffin so you can do PvP and the loser will then be forced to go into the coffin, then wear the Desert Sorceress outfit and get raped by the winner as a punishment.
>>731151192How is he the leftist cuck lmao
>>731153829You are the leftist cuck.
>>731153960No. You are. Make it 42% kek
>>731154097>No u
I'd make such a good woman if I could have actually been born as a gorgeous one.I'd just housewife it. Get myself a stud hubby, keep the house tidy, pretty, and comfortable. Cook good food. Lovingly take care of the kids. Get my pussy railed hard every night. And still have tonnes of free time because being a housewife really isn't that hard.
>>731155119Low T failed man.Maybe consider killing yourself.
>>731155220It's only AGP bro, I'm not a troonI have more friends than you btw
>>731149759But you need to enter it first in order to change it.
>>731155313>I wish I was a female so badly but I would never actually transition.Being slightly less degenerate than a true tranny doesn't make you not-degenerate.>I have more friends than you btwNo!
>>731155220>Low T>Maybeeeee Consideeeeerpffffffbfvhjahhahahahahahahagaha
>>731155518>No!Yes!
>>731156534>Yes!No!
>>731156620You can be my friend too big guy~
