We know that elves excel at everything, but what class choice do YOU choose when playing elves?
>>731149123The SEX option
Realistically speaking if you had the "it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit" cope why would female characters dress like sluts? Especially if those slutty outfits were crafted by ancient wizards to give them bonuses to mana, intelligence, defense, and so on?
>>731149123this looks problematic, which game is this from?
>>731149123is this VAM?
>>731149335It's ironic because magic in the /x/ sense requires people to be uber prude.
>>731149123Where the fuck is her ass? You can't live in a forest and have no ass, come on now.
>>731149335have you seen how women dress when given total freedom?
>>731149123I don't play elves
>>731149335Because they're women. This is how attractive women would dress if they were above being scolded for it.
>>731149551Enjoy a life where the highest compliment you can earn is that you can almost keep up with some elves. You know, in terms of effort. Not skill, of course.
>>731149335 (Me)why wouldnt'*>>731149438you mean semen retention stoicism law of attraction manifesting buddhism asceticism and other memes? well yeah but there are also magicks that are based on lust (succubus summoning), controlling lust, sublimation, resisting temptation, hedonism etc. or just the common sense logic explanation of >females use their body to increase CHA which would make sense especially in a world where slutty outfits offered as many bonuses as non slutty ones (even to defense). Or you could say an ancient all powerful wizard enchanted slutty outfits because he wanted sorceresses to walk around half naked.
>>731149123>martialFistsHammers>magicSummoners
>>731149524>>731149602Made a typo in my post, sorry. I meant to say "why wouldn't they". I actually agree. If common sense ceased to matter with regards to protection/defense because of enchantments i.e.>it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shitthen bitches would slut it up to gain more bonuses to CHA and lower the INT of everyone they talked. Or the "pervert enchanter" argument I gave above which I guess it's a male gaze argument but who cares, it's based. It's actually why the feminazi/simp argument of "vidya armor logic silly" is so dumb especially if the game universe allows for enchanted armor (and almost all of them do) or for abstractions like >dex gives you dodge %>defense helps you avoid strikes to unarmored parts
>>731150062If modern DnD groups were not so incredibly gay, I would actually like to play a Wizard blacksmith who makes and sells magic armor that is exclusively slutwear.
>>731149751>martialautistic retard
>>731149335I used AI to make a fantasy story where their were a faction of women called Sun Mages who got their power by absorbing rays from the sun, they need to be as scantily clad as possible.
>>731149123Dunno anon, why don't you tell us about your choice while providing a screenshot of said game you played?No fanart, no porn. Just a screenshot.Can't beat the classic ranger
>>731150176too bad the modern zeitgeist is puritan faggot nazis who make this stuff much rarer than it could be
>>731150467Cool idea. Local llm?
>>731149335It's a choice. You are totally going to find a mix of dress from people. Some girls are going to be modest and wonder how others can expose themselves like that, even if the clothes are heavily enchanted for practically the same protection as plate. It would be funny to find someone cursed to wear it though and they have just gotten used to it.
>>731150635Sudowrite
>>731150574Oh I bet my DM would greenlight the character concept, but he would make all my customers male or ugly.
>>731149335>Realistically speaking if you had the "it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit" cope why would female characters dress like sluts?In the real world they don't have magic and they dress like sluts. So why wouldn't they?
As always, if I have the choice to make some sort of battlemage I'll make it.
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>>731150467>I used AI to make a fantasy story where their were a faction of women called Sun Mages who got their power by absorbing rays from the sun, they need to be as scantily clad as possiblet. Hidero Kojimo
>>731149551Deus Vult is fucking reddit
>>731149123
>>731149335if magic were real people would get rings of temperature control and probably wouldn't bother with clothes at all.
>>731151264it's pelinal, and reddit is atheist
>>731149335>why would female characters dress like slutsnigga GO OUTSIDEat least 20% of human females dress more or less like this FOR REALart imitates life
>>731149335honestly, anyone who read this and didn't immediately realize anon meant to type "wouldn't" is retarded. it's blatantly obvious from the context.
>>731149123My test for whether a game has great rpg mechanics is picking an elf and making it A pure melee swordsman/warrior>It'a a normal warriorGarbage game (race doesn't matter)>It just makes a weaker than average fighterNormal, mindless game ("elves must do magic")>It makes a less sturdy warrior with some extra utility magic>It makes a magic warrior or unique kind of warrior that plays unlike a human oneGreat game. Magic for evasion/illusion tanking + elemental sword attacks...
>>731149123>We know that elves excel at everything, but what class choice do YOU choose when playing elves?BarbarianAlternatively a Spellsword, but only if the game doesn't nerf them to the ground for "muh balance" and makes them fun.
>>731149123Whatever gives the girls the sexiest outfits.
>>731149335When you're magically powerful enough to turn a sexually aggressive orc that wants to fuck and/or kill you into a pile of ash with a dismissive gesture, you feel secure enough to dress however you want.
>>731149335>duuuuuuuude I want to slap my dick everywhere imagine if I could with magicNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THAT A WOMAN TRYING TO SLAP MY HEAD WITH HER TITS STOP THAT THIS ISN'T REALISTIC YOU'RE WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG STOPPPPPPPPyou would no doubt wear a fucking iron maiden cock cage on your dick if it gave you magic powers and you're trying to rationalize why people would dress in skimpy clothing for even more?
>>731151020>he would make all my customers male or ugly.>not cursing the crafted flimsy loincloth to swap the user's gender so that the manly badass half naked barbarians and fighters buying your shit get pissed and gawked at.>not selling them even more powerful magic items at a premium discount that they can't refuse but they're female only slut wear and jewelry when they come back complaining
>>731155047Yeah he would allow that, because it's gay as fuck.
>>731149335women like dressing up and attracting attention to themselves
>>731149123Elves are only good as female. And only as slutty rangers, slutty healers or slutty wizads.
>>731149123i wish i looked like this bros
>>731149335Magic works by enegy (often called mana) flowing through and around you, which you channel to morph it into spells of varied schools.The tighter your clothes, the less freely this enegy can flow by you, that's why mages don't prefer heavy armours from various metals and instead choose loosely fitting robes which lets the "air" move around their bodies.So, in theory, a slutty almost-naked outfit would be ideal for a powerful mage. But men (specially nerds) don't like going around completely naked.
>>731151264>reddit>Christian
>>731149551Based. I don't play elves either. I fuck elves, I breed elves, I kill elves (male ones) and steal their women.
>>731149123Elf wizard>no sense of right or wrong>can wear slutty attire because magic buffs>handsome, tall, effortlessly regal>every other society eternally jelly>get to look down on primitives, especially dwarves>use sorcery to do whatever the fuck you want
>>731149551REEEEEEEEMMMAAAAAAAAAAANhttps://www.bitchute.com/video/pztaE2OkWevq/
>>731149123I wish western RPGs kept the fantasy bimbo aesthetic. I know you can get combat-bikinis in Japanese games, but it just isn't the same.
usually castersthen ranged archeror thiefand lastly maybe a clericbut as a warrior/knight/fighter/paladin/monk or other kind of head bonker? hell naw that's gay
>>731149742>>females use their body to increase CHAWe need to bring back the Comeliness stat
>>731149438Because /x/ are fucking faggot stoner retards and buddhism is cool to faggot stoner retards, but we have historical records of sumerian lust-based magic and priestesses who doubled as prostitutes.
>>731149335not any more realistic than picrel. but the moment you put women in the battle field, any realism is already out the window
>>731156419>So, in theory, a slutty almost-naked outfit would be ideal for a powerful mage. But men (specially nerds) don't like going around completely naked.you gotta think long term too. Magic flowing around you may make casting easier, but mosquitoes fucking suck enough in the world without magic, so i can only imagine how much magic mosquitoes suck. better to cover skin where you can
>>731149123>elves excel at everythingNo they don't.Sex
>>731158375Elves are amazing at sex anon, its just they only want to do it with human men.
>>731149123Archer or magic or stealth, but never warriors, to me elves are weak in str
>>731149335I guess I would have it so, that because magic is often related to nature, and being one with nature, being naked could be a way to feel more "connected to the world"similar to quiet from MGS5, she has to dress skimpy in order to "breathe," if your mage was wearing a huge ass winter coat, you could have it so that it hinders her mana usageI don't knowthe value of intimidation aren't completely lost when someone is revealing clothing, and it's just a awesome comboI wouldn't want to mess with someone like picrel
>>731149335They wouldn’t. pseud /v/tards have been retardedly saying for years that it doesn’t matter because it’s fantastical, while in the same breath saying it’s immersion breaking if anyone’s black. In case it isn’t obvious, the logic deforms to the agenda, not vise versa.
>>731158723bmw
>>731149123Elves are best suited for office work
>>731149123I wish games like this were real
>>731158062There would be some sort of anti-mosquito magic
The same thing I pick when I play non-Elves.Rogue.Maybe Warrior.
>>731158549>I wouldn't want to mess with someone like picrelI mean, that's a fat fucking elder dragon in disguise. she's not exactly a proper example for normal humans in skimpy clothing. she's probably allowed to do much worse with 0 repercussions.
