Why don't we have shovelware games anymore? Up through the PS2/DS-era there would be games for every popular anime or TV show.
>>731154135Because mobile exists
>>731154135Because games now cost billions and a humiliation ritual to produce
>>731154135Children don't play anything but Fortnite and Roblox.
>>731154206There's a lot of shitty mobile games but not a lot of secondary shovelware games of yore. I just want to be able to pick up a $5 Taylor Swift or Frieren game off a bin.
Games are too expensive and slow to make now, you can't pump out a movie tie-in in rapid time for the movie release anymore, unless it's a small scale mobile game.
i bet dr house is a good game
>>731154135what was the last game that came out like this?
>>731154135Making a cheap mobile game or doing a Fortnite collab is less risk for more gains.
>>731154135Who played this games?
>>731154135there's plenty of shovelware on digital marketplacesthere's no need for physical copies anymore
>>731154135Game collabs are the new shovelware.
>>731154135Do they uh, y'know with the dog?
>>731154639He deflowered both of them and also camerawoman (anal virginity)
my favorite game, I like to dance, yeah baby
>>731154985Yes?
Some of them were actually pretty fun.
>>731154369I think like 2011-13 were like the final years of those classic movie tie in titles. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is old enough to have some games like this.
>>731156651How is petting dogs hot?
>>731156951I thought I was going crazy there for a second but no, in fact, the US GBA and PC release apparently got completely different box art than the European version, which simply used the same art from the console editions.
>>731154135Who tf are Mary and ashley
>>731156951>>731158376And for good measure, this was apparently the US PC box art.I'm not sure what "style" or "aesthetic" this is supposed to be but it's really good and more women should strive to look like this.
>>731158419The girls that both played the baby Michelle on Full House about 10 years prior to that GBC game.
>>731154985they look hideouslike someone without photoshop experience tried to fix a badly generated AI image
>>731158419Mary-Kate and Ashsley Olsen were the hnot ones of the Olsen family
>>731154287>Games are too expensive and slow to make nowwhy spew shit you don't know anything about?
>>731154135Look at the Switch eShop
>>731154287Meanwhile in 2023...
actually had so much fun playing this one back in the day with my sisters
>>731154135>Why don't we have shovelware games anymore?Browse the gog catalog some day.
>>731154135Because indie games are the new shovelware
>>731154985Ah, so that's what he traced...
>>731154985why the fuck does this pic look like unteralterbach with an ai filter lmfao
>>731158647What part of that is wrong? If you want a wide multi-console release of a typical movie-tie in, which was an action adventure game, shooter, or platformer, you are not going to get it pumped out in 10 months with a team of 25 people, just in time for your May or November movie release. So unless you want a small little mobile game, or an "indie" style release, you're shit out of luck.
>>731156951>>731158376>>731158448Her family and the 00s paparazzi really ruined her. Turns out Chris Crocker was right.
>>731154135Are Mary Kate and Ashley even relevant anymore? I feel like they were all but replaced by their younger sister Elizabeth thanks to the MCU.
>>731158975They are active in fashion.
As other have stated, Fortnite.There are some new shovelware games, they're just buried in the Apple app store.
my older sister had a mary kate and ashley game on the ps1from what I remember of it you used to get paired with a random guy and you had to pick the perfect date for him. Like if you got the jock you had to take him mini putt golfing and if you got the nerd you had to take him to a museum or something
>>731158820Who?
>>731158975They're more business women now, with a fashion company, still very rich. But they don't act anymore, so Elizabeth is the more prominent one.
>>731158963All who oppose us... beware.
>>731156951>there's a song from Britney I really like because it gives off a strong and nostalgic Nickelodeon Y2K era teen/preteen feel>turns out she actually hates that songkekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag
>>731154135Literally about 70% of Nintendo's library is shovelware.
>>731154369I'd say Mad Max, though that wasn't explicitly a movie tie-in
>>731159169>taller>prettier>bustier>healthier >better actressThat's just mean
>>731159007>>731159169Kind of a shame, they were practically everywhere while I was growing up in the 90s and 2000s
>>731159297cuz she was spared being a child actor
>>731159169ghoulish
>>731154985Why are their noses suddenly so wide here? Their noses look different in these >>731154135 >>731156651 >>731158710 photos. Is it the viewing angle of the camera lens? Hit the wall that early? Something else?
>>731159440Because they're kids in puberty.
>>731159476I am pretty sure I didn't have a monkey nose in puberty
>>731159440kids have fuckass huge noses and ears by age 10, and the rest of the face grows into it in the teens.
>>731159579I assure you, you did.
>>731154135We call them AAA games now
>>731154135Nobody watches TV series or movies anymore.
>>731159440some kids have features come in big, and then the face "grows" around it and catches up, others have everything grow together
>>731154807There has never been a show more cringe than this
Brother have you fired and up the Steam/Playstation/Nintendo/Xbox/Android stores this past decade?
>>731154369Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead games by Telltale is the closest thing that I can think of
>>731154229AI tools will change that. The competition for AAA will become incredibly fierce as way more small studios become capable of it and we will get shovelware slop again
>>731154135>Zoomers never ever shutting the fuck up about the "countdown till MK & A's 18th birthday" thing.
>>731154135The normalfags who played this shit are all on tiktok and clash royale now
>>731159873>showzoom zoom
>>ZoomersIt was fucking millennials18 they were walled by like 6 years
>>731160117girls play pokemon, zelda, the sims and animal crossing
>>731154323How are the vicodin abuse controls?Does it have real-time black-man-vexing action?
>>731159579Your nose and jaw are the most commonly out of proportion parts during puberty as your face grows and shifts around into adulthood.
>>731154563Here's the thing though. They are physical. Go into a Gamestop fight past the clothes racks and kids running into your dick and find the video game cuck corner.How many of those games have you heard of or are worth a damn?A lot has been made (and ive made it myself) about how little the PS2 library is when shovelware is removed but I honestly think PS5 might eclipse it.
celebrity culture is retarded and normieall those peolpe are liberal faggots with the same opinions
>>731160078bro like, it was a thing, like, it was
>>731154323I bet it isn't
when I was in preschool I actually liked the movies they made like where they were detectives and there was a midget and they rode horses or something.is that gay
>>731161567I liked most of their movies when I was around 12 since I'd jerk off to them
>>731161567also I can never even watch them again because it would be weird as fuck to watch that now
>>731161567How the West was Fun?
>>731161612they were like 5 in the movies I'm talking about
>>731154206Ding ding dingWhy pay $5 mill for a shitty game that only sells 700k when you can make a shitty F2P mobile game for $1 mill and get like 10 million downloads lifetime
>>731161680KEK yeah that was one
>>731154135They still exist, but they're stuff like pic related or based off some other kid IP like Paw Patrol or something.They're nowhere near as ubiquitous just because the general gaming landscape has changed and basically every kid is on Roblox or Fortnite instead of traditional games unless their parents curate a library for them.
>>731161567yes anon, it was really fucking gay for you to like a children's movie as a child, like actually how dare you
They focus on digital. PC gets some every single day
>>731160516So....is it fun?
>>731162676Yes
>>731161805how's this poor kid holding up now? His parents seem like pretty awful people from what I saw years ago.
>>731154135Because the 2008 economic recession killed pop culture and everything good>>731154206>muh mobile Trash that doesn't countEven miniclip is more legitimate
>>731158419>Not knowing the Olsen twinsBegone zoomoid
>>731161680>Potato faces as children>Actually got cute/hot around 16-18 years old>Went back to potato faces as adults
They were bad, who cares?
>>731154135I'm shocked there aren't more eceleb games like there were all the celebrity games.
>>731154135The only reason those games sold was because they instantly went in the bargain bin for kids to ask their parents for because it was cheap and there was a better chance they would say "yes" than a full priced game. Or parents would buy them because they knew their kid liked the show and once again, they were cheap. The demographic for physical copies of shovelware doesn't exist anymore.
They still exist. You just live in an echochamber. You actually believe just because you don't see them, they no longer exist. You dumb retarded moutherbreather. get fucked retard.
>>731168805Name ten current movie tie-in games that released on consoles or PC.
>>731158889I mean, after everything that went down during the 10's it was obvious that was the case, she's no saint but in this case we can definitely say that she was ruined.
>>731168837Indiana Jones and the Great CircleJurassic Park SurvivalKarate Kid: Street RumbleAvatar: Frontiers of PandoraStar Wars: Jedi SurvivorA Quiet Place: The Road AheadStarship Troopers: ExterminationKiller Klowns from Outer Space: The gameTerminator survivorsJohn Carpenter's Toxic CommandoTerminator 2D: No fate
>>731169079based
https://youtu.be/QImz6HN03Jc?si=h22-KV7l6xRstP-9
>>731159296It also wasn't even remotely shovelware.
>>731169079halloween is getting one too and chainsaw massacre might be getting another one?
>>731169079I think this is what changed, most franchise games are not THE MOVIE: THE GAME, but instead just another new part which isn't related to the original movie
>>731154135For some reason I have this downloaded on my vita. I don’t remember ever downloading it. Is it good or something?
>>731169079Literally TWO of these are movie tie-ins.
>>731160516they should make a inspector gadget imsim
>>731169457All of them are based on movies. You're coping with your failure.
>>731160906Yes, it was, the entire zoomer obsession with it is retarded. They cannot fathom that it's completely normal that men would notice a post pubescent adult just because they're one year away from an arbitrarily decided federal age of adulthood (not even age of consent).
>>731169457I can do this all night, faggot, and I haven't even bothered with Marvel Superhero movies yet.
>>731169345what the hell, thats a man
It takes 3-5 years to make a game. It's amazing they got Avatar out in time.
>>731169457>>731168837tired of being btfo yet?
>>731158696To be fair it's an extremely short GB Studio homebrew, purposed as a retro website "flash game". Surprisingly good for what it is though.
>>731169720>even bothered with Marvel Superhero movies yet.Yeah, there's a good reason for that, it's because the MCU hasn't had any notable video games since the 2000s. You're going to cite stuff like Marvel Rivals instead of actual movie-based tie-ins.
>>731170000how much more desperately do you want to delude yourself?
The people that would buy this shit just watch people play games now
>>731169913>>731169079>counting general franchise games as "movie tie-ins" Disingenuous. What specific film is "Godzilla Voxel Wars" supposedly a video game tie in of?
>>731154135I don't remember them bwing this ugly.They look like albino niggers.
>>731170101>does exactly what I said he would doOh look, not even one single movie tie-in game.
>>731154135Because now the opposite is trendy: shitty shovelware-tier Netflix TV series based on video games.
>>731170180Godzilla, of course.
>>731170221Which one?
>>731170101Only one of these is actually based on a movie, LEGO The Avengers, based on the 2012 film. Trying to cite Marvel vs Capcom 2 as being an "MCU game" is beyond asinine.
>>731170208>no no it doesn't count it doesn't count it doesn't count no no I said YOU CAN'T DO THATlmao you're such a freak.
>>731170292Marvel is a comic book company you moron.
>>731170280AND Guardians of the Galaxy AND the Miles Morales Spider-Man games AND Marvel Snap(the snap, get it?)
>>731170248the one with the googly eyes and boring bureaucracy
they were the worst part of full house and i hated every scene they showed up in
>>731170280In fact, the MCU has so few video games, that under "other media", video games don't even have a sectionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe#Other_mediaWe had movie tie-in games for>Iron Man>Iron Man 2>The Incredible Hulk>Thor>Captain America>The Avengers (LEGO)And then....nothing. Not one movie tie-in game since then. Exactly during the period where game budgets and dev times exploded and it was no longer profitable to crap out a movie tie-in, moving instead toward general franchise games.
>>731154135It's enough with a Fortnite collab nowadays. The Simpsons did it, instead of making a game to advertise the upcoming movie like they did 20 years ago they instead made a Fortnite collab
>>731170380None of those games are based on movies.
>>731154135back the fuck up nigger
>>731170702I don't give a shit about you anymore, I'm finding interesting games in my searches now that I've decided to check out SuperHero games that aren't Marvel.
>>731170380GOTG is not a film tie-in, Miles Morales is a sequel to Insomnaic Spider-Man, also not a film tie-in, and Marvel Snap is called Snap because it's a collectible card game of the comics, dummy.
>>731170947>>I don't give a shit about you anymoreHow incredibly convenient, right after being immediately proven wrong.
>>731154135You just know.
>>731171050>>731170990You didn't prove anything you just kept repeating yourself over and over again and acting like Sony isn't allowed to make Spider-Man movies.
>>731168805Spongebob and that's fucking itBack in the day even the less popular cartoons got gamesEven fucking Cory in the House had a DS game ffs
>>731171254You claimed Marvel Snap is an "MCU game". It is not. You're just straight up incorrect. I asked for movie tie-ins and you cite random Marvel video games.
>>731171278and also gargoyles
>>731170907>real games for real girlsback when trannies didn't existgood times
>>731154135They aged like shit and for some reason one of them looks 10 years older than the other. They were such hotties back in the day.
>>731171545That's a remaster
>>731170907>Olsen twins>Akklaim>Real girlsA bygone era...
>>731154369That fast and furious game
>>731154253I think Fortnight collabs became the replacement for tie in shovelware games. Why make a whole ass game when you can just pay Fortnite for a collab that is not only cheaper and faster, but will have more eyes on it too?
>>731171648>>731171434you keep changing the goddamned rules you goalpost sucking faggots. but I'll never run out of movie games.Addams Family: Mansion MayhemAlfred Hitchcock - VertigoAlien: IsolationBack to the Future: The GameBattlestar Galactica DeadlockBig Rumble Creed ChampionsBlade Runner: Enhanced EditionBlair WitchChronicles of Narnia - Prince CaspianExpendables 2 VideogameFast and Furious: ShowdownFriday the 13th: Killer PuzzleG.I. Joe: Operation BlackoutGame of ThronesGuardians of Middle-earthGhostBusters RemasteredIce Age: Scrat's Nutty AdventureINDIANA JONES AND THE EMPEROR'S TOMBJohn Wick HexJudge Dredd: Dredd vs DeathJUMANJI: The Video GameKick-Ass 2Lord of the Rings: War in the NorthMad MaxMummy DemasteredNARCOS: Rise of the CartelsParanormal Activity: The Lost SoulPeaky Blinders: MastermindPirates of the Caribbean - At Worlds EndPlanet of the Apes: Last FrontierPower Rangers: Battle for the GridPredator: Hunting GroundsRamboReservoir Dogs: Bloody Days
>>731171914STAR WARS™ Battlefront™ IITeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's RevengeTerminator: ResistanceThe Lord of the Rings: GollumThe Sum of All FearsThe Walking Dead: DestiniesTransformers: Fall of CybertronTRON 2.0UFO ROBOT GRENDIZER – The Feast of the WolvesWatchmen The End is NighWho Wants To Be A Millionaire?World War ZZombieland
>>731171914>Back to the Future: The GameA sixteen year old game is supposed to be your "current movie tie in"?
>>731172132it's a time travel game, you have to think fourth dimensionally. but you can't even think the normal way, so you're out of luck I suppose.
>>731171970and terminator 2D. You btfoed him (never a woman)
