Who are the good guys in Warhammer 40k???
man i like catgirls as much as the next guy but why are you posting this same thread every day
Imperium, by the sole reason of there being nobody else, they destroyed all other peaceful human empires
taucows
Fill felinid girls with so much cum that the sheer pressure causes spontaneous fusion making them into walking krak bombs
>discussing 40k post-7thnu-40k is ass and everybody knows it
>>731199167Are abhumans allowed to become members of the adeptus sororitas?
The Black Templars, any other chapters which recognize Big E isn't a god and aren't psychos and are just doing their best.The Farsight Enclaves.People like that.
>>731199893>Black TemplarsPost your minis, tertiary.
>>731199776Patrician opinion.
>>731199926Painting is a gay hobby and the tabletop game sucks. If I bought any minis I'd buy Fantasy minis, not 40k.
>>731199167sisters are a tranny faction
Orks are the good guys
>>731199167I'm not even a weeb but the Farsight Enclave is the most morally correct faction.
>>731199776TRVKE
>>731199167Me. I'm the good guy.
The Ecclesiarchy are the good guys.
when are they fucking adding skaven to 40k
>>731199167So could I buy a sororitas combat patrol, somehow put cat ears on them, paint them, and then use them in games?
>>731199776C'mon anon don't you want to talk about beloved factions like the Aeldari, or maybe the Adeptus AstartesPerhaps also goon to female space marines a little
>>731200260Yes.
they need to release official felinids and make them super ugly so we can be done with this
>>731200268Custodes are also post 7th cancer, dont forget them. They also attract the worst people.
>>731199167Individuals.
>>731199325This is wrong because1) The Severan Dominate exists and2) You mistakenly think humans are good guys in a setting where it's established that there's no such thing.
>>731200189>Ecclesiarchy>good guys.
>>731199880Probably not. One of their big rallying cries is yelling about Witchcraft, Heresy, and Mutation.
>>731199776>secondary thinks 7th or 6th editions were any good
>>731200224Astra Millitarum and AdMechs
>>731200321>and make them super uglyGW is on the middle of their redemption arc, they finally learned how to make normal female faces beyond TOW
>>731199167
There really isn't but this >>731199893guy is probably right
>>731201579He probably means actual rat people but in space. There is one species of them but I don't think they're big enough to field an army to go up against any other faction.
>>731201676I heard somewhere that there's rat mutants akin to skaven deep in the bowels of some hive world but I don't know
>>731200026qrd on them?
Why is it so difficult for you cretins to just discuss video games?
Unironically the orcs
>>731201657>firghting to protect his family and planetWhy lie? AM doesn't fight for their planet they are practically occupation forces.>Lord Blood Cum of the Rape Demon murder fucking warbandLet's not forget who created 9 those "warbands".
>>731199167whoever managed to sneak in catgirls into 40k and on the imperium to boot is a hero
>>731201657Two sides can be evil, autist-kun.
>>731201989>Let's not forget who created 9 those "warbands".Erda having a woman moment.
>>731201989>practically occupation forces>fucks off when a planet is "peaceful enough" or if victory is unattainable because there's other battles to be fought elsewhere.>if you get Kriegers as your "saviors" they will only fight for your planet for as long as their schedule allows itNot saying that they're good guys, but they occupy fuck all.
>>731199970>If I bought any minis I'd buy Fantasy minis, not 40k.Okay post them then
Unironically the Tau. >Basically live in a Star Trek utopia>Bad because ethereals aren't democratically elected. The tragedy of the Tau is that they are naive and tiny and fuck up all their sphere expansions.
>>731202208>Erda having a woman moment.Literally everyone was having a woman moment with Big E and his plans, and literally everyone from Erda and Johny G from Malcador to Custodes were telling the whole primarch and webway plans are going to fail.
>>731202229>he likes aliens taking his balls away
>>731201624The female custodes faces been to differ.
>>731202347Hey I didn't said it's all nice and shiny. But Custodes faces are somewhere mid-AoS-tier, not great not terrible.
>>731201474better than 8th/9th/10th
>>731202452me and the boys
>>731202452How can japs get super cute faces in their figurines but GW can't?
>>731202452I'm not of the opinion that every female figurine or woman in a game or whatever needs to be super attractive and/or cute, but damn that does not look good.A couple of them aren't too bad I guess.
>>731202509>better than 8th/9th/10thNope
what's with all the niggo figs
>>731202637Jap coom figurines are the size of an imperial knight, not a standard soldier
>>731199167imperium, good is subjective and we decide that we are the good guys
>>731202815it's still all about the right mold used, we definitely have enough machining tolerance to get better details, I feel like GW is just cutting costs and using less detail so the injection molds won't be so expensive(while charging a fucking premium for their plastic).
>>731202637Japan makes tiny as fuck tabletop figures? That's news to me. First and only one I've seen that's actually from Japan instead of some Euro looking to score some weeb bux is the Gundam game.
>>731202637they could do cute faces if they wanted to
>>731202637GW just sucks at painting faces, theres plenty of examples with good looking faces using the same modelsat this point its probably intentional because if they all look like men anyway no one will compain when they add women ( atleast thats what they thought)
>>731202509Yeah nah
Which side want's to exterminate you out of spite?
>>731199880Definitely notGuardsman is about the most 'prestigious' profession a catgirl/catboy can realistically aspire to, at least they're an equal opportunity employer.
I bought darktide, space marine 2, and Boltgun during the steam sale. Any other recommendations for a secondary who doesnt like painting, tabletop games, or strategy games?
>>731203303If you don't mind RTS the Dawn of War games are enjoyable for what they are.
For me?It’s Malice.
>>731203303>>731203361i'll add to that anon's suggestion and say try Battlefleet Gothic 2
>>731203361I played starcraft custom games because im shit at RTS games. I admit I did enjoy the warcraft games back in the day but I have to play on easy difficulty. Im just super mad at micromanaging an army.
>>731203249There's technically no need for those quotations considering that, as incredulous as it is, most of the old lore was keen to state that the Imperial guard consists of the absolute cream of the crop best troops that the million planets of humanity could muster.
>>731199167>beings of self-identifying evilOkay so now we know who is obviously bad (the entities that exist in literal Hell and want to corrupt and devour souls until all life is consumed, which ya is definitely evil). Now who do THEY think is their antagonist and complete opposite of their philosophy of evil and we will find the force of Good. Oh wait.
>>731203556How are you sure that those 4 evils have that antagonist because the antagonist is good, rather than them having that antagonist because it's a bigger evil than the 4 of them?
>>731203634I don't think there's anything that could possibly be more evil than the chaos gods. Except maybe some of the really weird esoteric shit that barely anybody's even heard of.
>>731203702>I don't think there's anything that could possibly be more evil than the chaos godsWhatever evil shit birthed them after the war in heaven in the first place. When you take the wibbly wobbly time nonsense out of the discussion, there actually is something in the material world that was fucked up enough to affect the Sea of Souls and corrupt it into the Warp that we now know, and from that corruption the birth of the first three Chaos gods was made possible, then millenia later Slaanesh came to be thanks to the Eldar's debauchery. So whatever the fuck tainted the Sea of Souls is the bigger evil.
>>731199167The forces of Chaos, definitely
>>731203897There's also whatever weird shit the Necrons found "underneath" the universe but who knows what the fuck is up with that.And all the rumors of some kind of lower level of the warp with weird eldritch stuff in it but that's just rumors.
>>731203303Rogue Trader, but I guess that counts as strategy
>>731203986So GW are Tzeentch worshippers, right?
Erebus
>>731203634Because they ally with each other, off and on. And are unite entirely in opposed to literally everything the Emperor stands for. And on the most basic bitch level, Chaos wants to END ALL LIFE. Khorne and Slaneesh are completely onboard with this. Don't you dare argue that Nurgle's end state is any better and arguably much much worse. Tzeentch is the only one that doesn't actually want to end or corrupt all life but that is only so that it can endlessly torment and fuck with the living (and you know thus stay alive). Actually funny that, the God of Insanity is more sane than is counterpart (yes, that's the joke, fuck off). But all of them are in complete agreement that Life: Bad; Emperor: Anathema. They literally cannot help themselves but oppose him. That's how you know that the Emperor is good. And they barely give a rats ass (philosophically) about the rest of the factions.
>>731204072Your mistake was having an outgroup preference. By default the humans are more moral and just than any xenos scum.
>>731203897it was not one thing it was the general state of the universe>>731204003elaborate dude please
>>731204128>That's how you know that the Emperor is goodAnon, you need to re-read the post.
>>731204121This
>>731204089Yes.
>>731204408It will never not be funny to me that people are flipping their lids at GW pulling a Goge Vandire
>>731204161https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/GhostwindI don't entirely remember, some weird shit to do with the Ghostwind and maybe some kind of source of the C'Tan, I don't know. The whole place was once described as if the entire dimension was a malevolent being, or at least felt like it.There's also this video I saw once that talks about ithttps://youtu.be/7v1EqG6jJWo?t=166
>>731204509i thought the warp was already described as a malevolent being almostalso i don't trust any 40k video they are almost always half assed or wrong or outdated or done by people who barely know shit about 40k or even care about it beyond views
>>731199167thats literally me
>>731204603Luetin is the only good one
>>731204603>i thought the warp was already described as a malevolent being almostKind of? The warp is confusing and complicated.>also i don't trust any 40k videoDon't blame you.
>>731204509>weshammer:/
>>731199776sorry you're brown
>>731199167Is this heretical?
>>731205086yes!!!
>>731205058It was just a video I saw once, I don't know anything about the guy.
>>731204140>By default the humans are more moralMay be.But certainly not Imperium
>>731201730Gigachad hero of the Tau found about shadier aspects of the Tau and made his own mini empire without the bullshit.
remove tau
>>731199167Brainlets will tell you that there are no good guys, because they're subhuman. Whatever keeps humanity going is inherently good.
>>731205086No. I WILL be stuffing them all with cream until they blow, however.
>>731199970>Painting is a gay hobbyYou NEED to kill yourself.
>>731205270If we're to agree with that assessment then that means the good guys are the Necrons purely because Trazyn wants humanity to survive (as a piece in his collection).
>>731205332Why is she a sticc
>>731205405Sororitas power armor literally looks like it's just a set of clothes. If anything it'd be weird for any sister to not be skinny.
>>731205396It's true
>>731199167the nortubel faction
>>731203303A wh40K diablo/action RPG clone: WH40k Inquisitor
>>731205405Not enough cream
>>731204072Please don't try to paint elder as good guys they are literally space jews that will wipe out human own planets because it was promised to them 30k years ago
>>731205540KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
>>73120001840k is a tranny franchise.
>>731205670>franchise where humanity engages in various forms of transhumanism>attracts trans peopleno duh.
>>731199167Humanity, like always. Don't let the illegal alien and xeno-fucker tell you otherwise.
>>731199776I remember when people acted like the 5th edition rewrites were the end of the setting. They were right
Sisters being mindbroken through rape
>>731199893>The Black Templarsare insane and only attack enemies that their visions give them, they actively believe Big E is the one and only god
>>731205582Powerful, added to my steam wishlist. Thanks anon.
>>731201579Orks also occupy the comical technology and retardedly brllliant plans the skaven fill in fantasy. Orks in fantasy tend to be less comical than their 40k equivalent and lean more into the brutality
almost everything else in the imperium is more interesting and fun than the marines yet they hog the spotlight
>>731205915They're also so ridiculously stupid that they've been infiltrated by Chaos AND the inquisition at the same time.
>>731205990nta but wat? never heard of that till now
The Emperor is a lying scumbag Antichrist standin who is paying dearly for the crimes of eliminating the spirituality that kept his universe stable in the first place.
>>731206257i don't think an anti-christ would go out of their way to not only actively tell people to stop worshipping them, but also punish them if they ignore this command to make a pointit's like the complete opposite of what an anti-christ would do, the anti-christ actively wants people to revere him and the beast
Yes.
>>731206257The spirits have been in the shit long before we were nothing more than primordial ooze, Emps did nothing to that other than to let the four tumors know there was another plaything
>>731206460>>731206508He’s a retard who decided to make a deal with the four most sinister powers in the Warp to do his plan that was doomed to fail in the first place. He literally hasn’t ever done anything right and The Last Church solidified that he was one of the primary villains of his setting.
>>731206213In Daemonifuge, a Sororitas named Ephrael Stern is the lone survivor of an investigation into her order's mysterious disappearance and after being rescued by Black Templars she's taken into a room with a captain, a sargeant, and some members of the clergy. It's revealed that the cardinal, and the Black Templar captain are all worshippers of slaanesh, and the sergeant reveals that he's an inquisitor sent to infiltrate the Black Templars in order to investigate traces of Chaos.
>>731206257Blame the Necrontyr for having a species wide meltdown and burning everything to the ground over the fact that the Old Ones couldn't fix the fact that Necrontyr DNA made it to where they developed every form of cancer at the same time when they hit the ripe old age of "pushed out of the womb"
>>731199167For me Felinids look like picrel
>>731206778they could have fixed it but said nooooooooooooo
>>731203303>Any other recommendations for a secondary who doesnt like painting, tabletop games, or strategy games?Yeah, suicide.
>>731206819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3V-klgsUOE
>>731206756>the sergeant reveals that he's an inquisitor sent to infiltrate the Black TemplarsThere are space marine inquisitors?
>>731207014You can take this as either the Inquisition making use of the Astartes' resources to make a space marine sized Inquisitor, or the Inquisitor just has normal human proportions inside his power armor and no one bothered to question it.
haha yeah bros I love basing my whole personality on toy adverts. Buy the toys? PLAY with the toys? nah too expensive in the third world. I'll settle for my imagination, being poor is BASED.
>>731206778they literally did nothing wrong
>>731207014More like there's Inquisitors in the space marines.
>>731204603I like pancreasnowork. or whatever his name is.
>>731207470he's an eldar simp
>>731207014There is short story about Inquisitor who hunts Alpha Legion marine, who instigates rebellions left and right. In one of their battles Inquisitor gets badly wounded and replaces huge parts of his body with augmentation and unremovable power armor. In the end turns out all Inquisitor's chase was orchestrated not by lone CSM but by whole AL warband which captures him and replaces him with perfectly identical space marine.
>>731207470he's a lazy gooner
>>731207014>There are space marine inquisitors?
>>731206778>ask the godlike frogs that made most of the universe to do something about the cancer causing star >"no" really what did they expect it would happen?
Iron Warriors are misunderstood good guys.
>>731207014Grey knights technically, Deathwatch perma-members in a way.Its kind of insane on how you would infiltrate a space marine chapter that is not wearing a retard hat. Subvert one easily, but infiltrate is crazy.Your infiltrator would have to be a youth with orders pre-programmed into it, then go through the selection, survive the geneseed implantation that has a 1/10 failure rate even for compatible populations, survive the hypno-indoctrination without losing your original programming, resist the geneseed loyalty.
>>731202229>Star Trek utopia>if you were born in fire caste you will be a frontline soldier no matter how competent you are in it>utopia
>>731205990>They're also so ridiculously stupid that they've been infiltrated by Chaos AND the inquisition at the same time.Yeah becauise marines who believe in God-Emeperor never turned to Chaos, right?
>>731205582game is 90gb for no obvious reason.
the ancient roman larping in this series makes me uncomfortable
>>731207593>Your infiltrator would have to be a youth with orders pre-programmed into it, then go through the selection, survive the geneseed implantation that has a 1/10 failure rate even for compatible populations, survive the hypno-indoctrination without losing your original programming, resist the geneseed loyalty.Or the inquisition has a dossier on a specific individual, their history, behavior, speech patterns, etc. then an "ork sniper" takes that person out without anyone else seeing and have them replaced with their plant.
>>731207590pretty sure the actual picture is more disgusting than this
>>731207590Is that the deamonculaba?
>>731207669Why the fuck are you ignoring the rest of my post, dumbass? It's not about falling to chaos. It's about their security being so lacking that they had 2 different foxes in their hen house simultaneously.
>>731199167Humans.
>>731199167Good God... made for BWC!
>>731207593>but infiltrate is crazy.Shitton of way, from memory consumption (biological or psychic) to subduing squad or company of marines to hypno-indoctrination so they would believe that this particaular battle brother Nonamus always been a little short and have free acces to the ship's astropath.
>>731207794Erotic interpretation of it.
>>731199167Necrons
>>731207893SOME humans, you mean.
>>731207856>It's about their security being so lacking that they had 2 different foxes in their hen house simultaneously.Well, they are Imperial Fists descendants after all.
>>731207982Ah, i forgot space marines can steal memories by eating brains. Then its easy as fuck. Alpha Legion probably has refined that to an art form.
>>731208063shut the frick up nigga
>>731207014>space marine inquisitors?No, those are Chaplains, some Inquisitors get gene-bulked to the size of a small astartes tho
Reminder:
nice
>>731207491I can appreciate that some people simp for Eldar, but I can also appreciate that they are wrong.
>>731208141I can't believe they were descended from the dude left in charge of the defense of Terra. You could excuse the captain falling to chaos and wave it away as some recent thing, but how the fuck does an inquisitor make it all the fucking way to become a sarge? That's a crazy lapse in security.
Why does the imperium have women fight for them at all? Shouldn't they be busy making as many babies as much as they can?
>>731208454I agree, sounds like a massive efficiency error.They should be fighting while pregnant.
>>731208350dont get me wrong i dont hate the eldar but they are kinda lame here and there
>>731208490you're pregnant
>>731208454Ask this guy.
>>731208371>That's a crazy lapse in security.That's just GW writing, Chaos Space Marines were hyped up as being stronger than loyalists astartes in every way. But in First Heretic, 1 possessed chaos space marine gets killed by a tribal human by a stick through the neck.>>731208454>Why does the imperium have women fight for them at all?It's a galaxy wide conflict that becomes a numbers game. The Imperiuns biggest problem is both rebellions and chaos.>Shouldn't they be busy making as many babies as much as they can?On some worlds that's all they do, women in the Astra Militarum and female Psykers get their ovaries harvested so that the Imperium doesn't lose out of they die.
>>731208371>That's a crazy lapse in security.Have you seen Rogal Dorn tank?
>>731208260Whatever happened to squats, eh? Or the demiurg?What about those space marine robots they had?
>>731199167Space Marines obviously they're the main characters and fight all the evil motherfuckers
>>731207590>>731208037Disgusting
>>731208659Squats rebranded to the Leagues of Votann. The demiurg rebranded into the Votann's expedition fleet.
>>731208260If GW was smart they could have just reworked the female "custodes" controversy into a functional and active version of one of Fabius Biles new men experiments. Basically a female alpha primus.
>>731205915The Reclusiarch of the BT explicitly denies the emperor being a god, albeit.
>>731203986>strongest supersoldiers in the Imperium>personal guard of the Emperor>recruit women for DEI reasonslmao this shit is so dumb
>>731199167The rabbit people they haven't found yet.
>>731208037>got hardits so over
>>731209128wrong setting
>>731209086ummm actually they were just running out of men, that's all
>>731209086They could not press through female space marines, so they had to settle with female commissars, female custodians and female sisters of battle.
>>731208063Well obviously not the bad ones.
I thought the lore was Space Marine chapters are mostly aware that the emperor and primarchs weren't gods and that they just kinda put up with normalfags getting more retarded as time passes.
>tfw not a noble boy with a personal Ordo Famulous tutor
>>731201657>falling for the "nice name = nice guy" gambitWow I bet you think USAID is actually there to aid people, lmao
>>731209194All of which would actually be fine, but the Custodes should be more lithe and basically giga stacey versions of Sororitas instead of looking like male Custodes as if they were fabricated like space marines.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
>>731209410They would run into a problem that then it would just be "Sister of Battle, but Big", and Living Saints already fill the niche.
When are we getting male Sisters of Silence?!
>>731199970lmao
>>731209539Well male pariahs do exist.
>>731209269>Ordo Famulous
i dgaf about female custodes. i NEED cat nuns
>>731209539Scrapped like everything in he Agents of Imperium line instead of being folded into the SoB line.
>>731208785>League of votannThose aren't squats though, are they? Squats are sci-fi biker dwarves.
trans marines
>>731210081yo Fulgrim, chill
>>731209645the what?
>>731208260
>>731210140https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Orders_Famulous
>>731210239I love the Sisters!
>>731209646How about catstodes?
>>731210239wait a second this is not a warrior or a psyker or a battle engineer or a war beast or anything that fights
>>731210239>when your fan art is less fapbait than the official models and artPeople really do forget how few clothes and what giant honkers the old repentia had.
>>731205606So they're just like the humans?
>>731208260>>731210142>had an easy way to make "female custodes" that would appeal to the old fans>decide to fuck it up anywayWhat compels GW to do this?
>>731210391SoB have quote a lot of non-militant ordos in their fluff.
>>731210391>this is not a warriorif you think imperium succession is clean i have bridge to sell you
despite the shitposter OPs these threads consistently come up with great ideas for 40k games that will never be realized because GW suck cocks
>be filthy secondary juat getting into the lore>learn about the Nids from space marine 2>learn about Ogryns and Nurgle from Darktide>learning about cat people from these threads?Dang 40k is pretty cool.
>>731210492>>had an easy way to make "female custodes" that would appeal to the old fanssuch as?
>>731210492What would be the way to have female custodes in the lore that's any better than the way they retconned it? What's wrong with the way they did it?
>>731210565>Dang 40k is pretty cool.
>>731210565it's also uncool at the same time
>>731199167NecronsTauCraftworlders ImperiumDruchii Orks NidsIn that order
Did space king brainrot this Fandom? All I see is references to it on 40k videos. Yet when I watched it. It just seems like a parody of 40k. It wasn't not funny at times but also wasn't cool a lot of the time. If I was too consider it better than 40k it would have to have better fight scenes.
>>731210609"There have always been female custodes for the last 10000 years we just forgot to mention it" is a terrible way to retcon.
>>731210576Sisters of Silence were brought back by Roboute after he launched the Indomitus Crusade. GW had the chance to reorganize and "coolify" them but didn't.
>>731210565Cat people is just GW cashing in on the catgirl fever in the 90s, they not been elaborated on since then, we don't even know if they're humans with cat ears or with more pronounced mutations
>>731208454We have artifical wombs right now. You telling me that in the 41st melennium they can't just make new humans in factories?
If you want actually righteous factions, you look at the original Warhammer, not 40k.
>>731210675>If I was too consider it better than 40k it would have to have better fight scenes.Relax, next episode will definitely have lots of>and then the space marine captain shot the heretic with his bolter.and then the space marine captain shot another heretic with his bolter.>and then the space marine captain did a backflip and shot two heretics with his bolter.
>>731210490Humans and the Imperium never wipe planets for bad reasons, they're the good guys
>>731210708There called Vitae-Wombs in 40k
>>731209539>genetically engineered femboys of silenceplz.
>>731210708Don't they do that on Kreig?
>>731210708Krieg uses cloning tech, officially banned by the imperium but unofficially 40 regiments is 40 regiments
>>731210708Artificial wombs are viewed with great suspicion, supposedly people made from them are more susceptible to heresy. Krieg gets away with it for being ridiculously fanatically loyal even by 40k standards. And in either case the Imperium has no shortage of manpower.
Celestial lions……
orkz iz best
>>731210737>Empire: tardwrangled by elves>Brettonia: tardwrangled by elves>Grand Cathay: tardwrangled by dragonsHumans are simply too retarded and aggressive to live. Even if Sigmar was a lot more diplomatic and enlightened than Big E, the Empire was still a superstition ridden self destructive shithole until Teclis taught them how to use Chaos magic. Moral of the story, the Imperium will be a shithole until some Eldar uplift them to sentience.
>>731210845damn it's shit like this that makes me like the imperium, many sub factions with their own stories and tech that they use and even characters that are non military related, you dont see shit like this from the eldar, or you do just as much
>>731210774they look so proud :)
>>731210678Sure, but is it any more egregious than>Yeah everyone has these new dreadnoughts that look like mech warriors>Or these hover tanks or this new kind of tank that nobody mentioned beforeDespite the imperium's known distrust for new technology and STCs being incredibly rare to the point where an STC for a chair or some cutlery is the goal of decade long crusades?Or, hey, I know, what about the fact that they're called Drukhari now instead of Dark Eldar, sorry, Aeldari?
>>731211140Half the factions in the entire tabletop are IoM, including literally whos like Imperial Agents, no fucking shit they get the most attention. There isn't even an Eldar Exodite army yet for fucks sake.
>>731211140>you dont see shit like this from the eldar, or you do just as muchThats because GW hates the Eldar with a passion
>>731210774Cute!
>>731211254Thanks Gav Thorpe, kill yourself.At least whoever does their aesthetics has his heart in the right place.
>>731211109kys yourself
>>731200018Sorry that's Custodes now.
>>731211109Who tard wrangles Kislev?
>>731211235Why doesn't GW just put out a story about brave adventurers finding new STCs with every new unit release?
>>731211254*Aeldari
>>731205086>>731205332>Not filling them with faith granted unto you by Saint Celestine until they detonate in a shower of the Emperor's Light that cleanses the battlefield of xenos and heretical filthYou're slipping.
>>731210492GW can ONLY fuck up. The only time they don't fuck up is when they license out to competent studios to do the work for them.
>>731199167Humans, obviously.
>>731211092
I love my forgefiend.
>>731211235They're forbidden to innovate, mixing two existing and proven patterns is ok, its why regular humans can use space marine style power armor (scaled to them ofcourse)
>>731211406 okay that's a pretty hot idea. Maybe it's like a time release thing so they get fucked just before deployment, and then they've got a certain period of time before the faith builds to explosive levels and they detonate?
>>731210752>40k fights are only space marines vs heretics
Can this dumbfuck and his retarded inflation/explosion fetish fuck off forever please, I am sick of seeing your fucking cumbrain posts in random threads
>>731211235>Despite the imperium's known distrust for new technologyDepends on who makes it, Cawl actively innovates and just lies by saying "it's ancient human technology"
>>731211797this is a horrible mistake
>>731211785You're supposed to ignore fetishposters as they crave attention by flaunting their fringe fetishes
>>731211406>>731211652You both need to be set on fire.
>>731211846shit like this is too fantasy
>>731211357Bears>>731211313I'm not wrong though The major difference between the settings is that in one the elves taught the humans how to fight Chaos and maintained cordial relations, while in the other they didn't because hurr total genocide, so John Hiver accidentally joins a chaos cult after his 16 hour shift at the factory.
>>731199167The Tau were the closest thing 40k had. Until people wouldn't stop bitchig about it and they had to grimderp em up. When the whole point was, despite all their tech and unity, they were more or less insignificant compared to every other faction.
>>731211235Not the same. One involves adding something new while the other involves completely rewriting something that already exists and was well known.
>>731211652Anon, it's literal prayer-power. You could have a bunch of battle sisters just having a sermon while the rest rush off to grow and blow like suicide bombers. The more who pray, the bigger the yield and the faster the reaction. All non-lethally for the chosen of course.
>40k is now considered mainsteamwtf happened
>>731212127>while the other involves completely rewriting something that already exists and was well known.That's innovation dude
>>731212231it's still not starwars level
>>731212231Been happening for a while, anon.The internet was a mistake.
>>731212231It would've been mainstream years ago, but GWs overt greed kneecapped it
>>731211401Hear me out, elves, but they love beer, Aledari.
>>731212385>What do your visions reveal to you, Bo'omerauyan?>"Whiteclaw.">"And lots of it."
>>731201657Lord Blood Cum's existence does not invalidate the fact the Imperium is an anti-human (ironically enough) opressive regime that makes TRILLIONS suffer, while destroying the very spirit of what it means to be human. It NEEDS to collapse.
>>731212094The Inperium isn't space Imperials though, they're space Skaven.
>>731212385It would definitely make them more relatable.
>>731199167my faction
>>731212238>rewriting a well known lore is innovation.How long will it be before they realize that having an emperor with godlike powers but no equivalent female counterpart is wrong and they add an empress to sit beside the emperor on her own throne?
>>731211250the agents are kinda cool though, inquisitors, rogue traders, assassins abhumans etc
>>731212497Giga low IQ post and including Angron is the icing on the cake since he literally refused to stop suffering and chose self pity over having a normal family
>>731201989>they are practically occupation forcesActual butthurt belt logic lol
>>731212497shut up nerd
>>731212524boreale died there boreale died there boreale died there
>>731211846if sigmarines looked like this then aos wouldn't be a dead setting
>>731212616They're fine but they shouldn't be their own faction, it's retarded. There's nothing uniting them at all, should've been units for other armies.>>731201657This would apply to Fantasy, not 40k.
>>731212615They did have a female counterpart, GW just forgot about the Luna gene tribe>>731212632That and the Eldar saw what he would become before he even landed on Nuceria
What is this "good"?
kill all elves
fuck all elves
>>731212758>>731212785Slaanesh you're being bipolar again.
>>731199167>Who are the good guys in Warhammer 40k???Closest are Tau.
The dark eldar
>>731212753Look at those guys having a great time. Not a care in the world.
>>731212615don't forget implying she's more powerful and the real reason for the inventions he pretended to make. Also unlike the emperor who projects his visage as a handsome powerful giant when in reality he's just a guy, the empress is actually a giant amazon genius beauty
>>731212753i look like that irl
>>731212758>>731212785kill and fuck all elves?
>>731199776>discussing past rogue tradergo home kid star wars is more your speed
>>731210510>hag you later
>>731212753Faces remind me of the metal slug selection screen
>>731212829>mfw all the foot fetishists crawled out of the woodwork when lelith got her barefoot model
>>731212508The ratmen are at least funny, have an active R&D department, and won their setting.
>>731212982footfags are everywhere, shoes were invented to keep them contained, their power is constantly in danger of slipping the bonds of civilization and dooming us all to a death by drowning in cum
>>731212829I will never understand Deldar coomers. It's like lusting over the Cenobites.
foot fetishes aren't real
>>731213037is that a neck pussy? a... nussy?
>>731212638Cry more Ivan
>>731213037it's the looks and I ca fix em thing
>>731199167The Old Ones. But they're all dead.
>>731212231Geee I fucking wonder why most popular non-historical tabletop wargame with dozens of video games and it's own publishing house became mainstream. I assume we can only guess.
>>731209178If they can have cats they can have rabbits!They already recruited bats, not rats, cats, and a variety pack of other weird shit!
>>731213037A lot of the female Dark Eldar are stylized as "goth BDSM dommy mommy", and coomers fall for that shit in droves.
>>731213205even then it's mainly marines and not too popular beyond a game or 2
>>731213218sounds gay
>>731213037It's just people wanting to bone Witch Elves from Fantasy in 40k
>>731213218gross
I like kill team and I'm excited for the new raptors
>>731213205Fantasy always had better games then 40k (Vermintide and Total War) and it still didn't sell miniatures at all.
>>731199167Isn't there some elf goddess that tells people how to cure nurgle's diseases? She seems like a good egg.The emperor obviously, until he goes full Chaos god.Any random farmer living in bumfuck nowhereville just trying to live a normal life under whatever planetary govenor they have, blissfully unaware of the immaterium.And you, the player.
>>731213505TOW has been doing decently right now
>>731212231dawn of war 1 and 2
Does somebody have the eldar fire dragons training book?I always find it hilarious how eldar basically send kamikazes at enemy vehicles.
>>731212829You mean the Drukhari
>>731213556emperor lmao
>>731212231The real truth is that the rising popularity of 40k is 1-1 correlated with the proliferation of chuddery and terminally online culture war brainrot leaking into the mainstream. Young people openly talking about looksmaxxing and the Jewish Question and sharty lingo IRL, happens simultaneously with the based redpilled tradcath genocide meme empire becoming well known, marines sell more than all other factions combined.
>>731213582Cathay in 40k when
>>731203986They completely ignore sister of silence in favor of this heretical shit, disgusting
Go to the bathroomYou're shitting yourself
>the emperor is bad because... he just is ok?meds
>>731213794is that a normal plasma blaster?
>>731213218I'm still mad we got the viera we did, they could have had an original take on them instead of XII memberberries
>>731209086>recruit women for DEI reasonsLiterally every single Custodes is a DEI hire, what are you talking about? They aren't chosen for ability or potential like Space Marines, they're taken because they're the children of nobles.Their body is built from scratch with magic archeotech, it wouldn't matter if you're a woman or black or have downs syndrome.
>>731213852he had extreme methods
>>731213853Yes it's kind of hard to infuse sharts into plasma
>>731213037I just like the idea of raping the rapists
>>731213935magic?
>>731213852If your definition of "good" is>I want to exterminate everyone elseThen Necrons, orks and nids are more moral than him, because unlike humanity they also rape Chaos instead of feeding it.
>>731199167Would the Sororitas let Felinids join?
>>731213998even for nurgle?
>>731213853>>731213998Volkite relic
>>731214026Dark Age of Technology tech, in writing it's basically bullshit magic that can do anything.
>>731214105i know they are advanced, i thought you meant literal psyker stuffalso it's not THAT powerful, that shit would be more like eldar/deldar or Necron tech
>>731214047no
>>731199167Random individuals that actually try to make the world a better place despite it being a festering shithole. That said, Imperium is objectively better than Chaos. It's pretty fucking horrible, but Chaos is everything the imperium is, except they also love murder even more while most of them also pledging loyalty to psychic alien parasites that feed on suffering.>>731199776>pre-Heresy imperium could fleshcraft orangutans into savant scientists and random talented hobbyists could give mice the ability to sword-fight>"Noooo! Women are weaker than men! There is no way the Emperor would or could bridge the gap between female and male combat prowess!"
>>731210678I find it funny that GW actually did explain why the Vostroyans now recruit women, but people pretty much ignore it
>>731214228the orangutans are old one creations dude
>>731214228I'm pretty sure the Jokaero were made by the old ones not DAOT humans
>>731214156Fair enough, but powerscaling 40k is retarded because the one who wins is whoever the writers want to wank to completion in each case
sister gf
>>731214368you mean powerscaling anything
>>731208454The Imperium has more people than it knows what to do with
>>731214370
>>731214370gross anime shit>>731214426lame DA shit
>>731214047Yes, and they would pet them and keep their fur clean and kiss them as well
>>731212497You sound like a communisthttps://x.com/InfraHaz/status/2012641252995416357We know the alternative is much worse
>>731214047sorry but no
>>731214370>sob>caring about anything other than the emperor or purging heretics Lol. Lmao.
>>731199880Members? Probably not, but sisters do have a soft spot for ogryns.
>>731214047Abhumans are explicitly banned
What's the big deal about female custodes? I was under the impression that custodes are not outfitted with the black carapace, which is the primary reason that females cannot be marines.
>>731213852>he just is ok?>did nothing to help humanity durring Dark Age of Technology>did nothing to preserve Dark Age of Technology humanity (in fact systematically hunted down and destroyed all DAoT enclaves)>made deal with Chaos Gods to become relevant>everyone, from friends and perpetual colleagues or random priest to genetically engineered cocksuckers told him his plans are retarded>ignored them>OMG BELOVED HORUS?! HOW?! QUICK KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE I AM SAD!>failed in all endeavors>supplied Chaos with perfect host>didn't have any kind of back up planAt this point Emperor makes Disney Palpatine look decently competent
>>731214370how can a sperg like that be a sister
>>731214573>What's the big deal about female custodes?The Emperor is no longer a flaming homo with a harem of naked oil supermen, and it bothers me. He would never tolerate the presence of women.
>>731214573the reason is gene seed shit
>>731214573It's mostly just GW trying to say they didn't Retcon a thing and that it's always been that way, even though multiple codexes said they only recruited Son of Terren Noble houses
getting real heretical in this thread
>>731214601Horus Heresy simultaneously making Imperiumlards spend a fuckton of money directly into GW's wallet, but also making their telenovela cast into absolute morons instead of leaving it all to legend, will never not be funny.
>>731214228other than the jokaero thing being wrong, it's really the lore change being sudden that bothers people and for some the lack of bros of silence to balance it out
>>731214601All of that was part of the plan though. The emperor is smart like that.
>>731214601karl will continue being the only decent emperor in the franchise
>>731214601hedidnothingwrong
>>731214707
>>731214771>yeah the Great Plan totally accounted for the rigged bullshit Storm of Chaos and the wet fart of the End Times, it was all planned actually, it's still goingTrusting GW with long term storytelling and payoffs is so funny
>>731214609Sisters of Battle are inherently spergs.
>>731214771>All of that was part of the plan though.Than Emperor's plan was to tie entire humankind to his personal pursue for godhood, ergo he isn't a good guy.
>>731210774the ultimate research project
>>731214809That's not an image of Settra.
>>731214261Nu, why?
>>731214601And yet, recent developments have implied that not only is the Emperor fine, he is more powerful than previously thought. Chaos is fucked six ways till sunday.
>>731214967No, it was to unite all of humanity, he didn't know that becoming a god wasn't optional
>>731214763>and for some the lack of bros of silence to balance it outIsn't that just the Sp- I mean the adeptus astartes? I wasn't aware that the custodes were meant as a foil to the sisters since my impression was that THEY were a foil to the all male marines.Besides, aren't SoBs just included under the umbrella of the Inquisition? In that you already had zealots, technically the Grey Knights as well.
>>731199167Depends on the perspective you're taking.If you honestly think the Imperium is to totality of humanity. (It isn't) Then you can be understood as to why you might think the Imperium are by virtue of "human." Which is the main reason the Space Marines are the highest selling faction by far.After all, from the perspective of the aliens, they are. Though, they're also usually written to be self-sabotaging as well. But the Imperium is also ultimately killing humanity.The Emperor wasn't, he was a moronic despot who ultimately will spawn the Chaos God of Tyranny.If we accept the perpetual lore, he waited until humanity was weak enough to not resist him. AFTER he went to a planet named after a demon to make a deal with the 'extant' Chaos Gods for power. So, quite possibly was responsible for the fall of DAoT humanity as well."But he said he was gonna turn over power..." Don't believe a word he or Malcador said. Hell, Malcador alone has proven ability to edit memories, meaning there is a strong chance he didn't actually die on the throne. Everyone present remembering him turning to dust very conveniently eliminates the question of why there's no body.
>>731214196>>731214516What if a Felinid somehow became a Living Saint? Surely if Big E empowered one with crazy faith the Sisters would have no choice but to accept it
>>731215048>No, it was to unite all of humanityFor what reason? So all humaniuty could enjoy misery equally?
>>731215006>Chaos is fucked six ways till sunday.Yeah I'm sure Chaos, with an army of damned overwhelmingly composed of humans, their Everchosen being a human, their greatest champions and lieutenants being human, are terrified at the prospect of more suffering humans lmao
>>731215141brother of battle are the marines, sob are their counterpartcustodes are the golden bois, the sisters of silence are their counterpart, or they used to
>>731215185That's a lot of heresy for one post
>>731215185>who ultimately will spawn the Chaos God of Tyranny.that was avoided during the Siege of Terra when he let go of the dark powers that he would've used to kill Horus>>731215235>For what reason?Because he's sentient energies from the human portion of the warp
>>731215006>Emperor fineUnlike humans living in the Imperium.>Chaos is fucked six ways till sunday.Yeah Necron pylons network is comming online just two more weeks, trust ze plan
>>731215197not all living saints are associated with Sororatas in the lore,sabbet being probably the most well-known example
>>731214659It was Malcador's influence
>>731214090Very cute
>>731215185>he was a moronic despot who ultimately will spawn the Chaos God of Tyranny.Leave my nigga Hashut out of this.Memes aside, well articulated post.
>>731215315>that was avoided during the Siege of TerraYou do realise time isn't linear to Warp entities?>Because he's sentient energies from the human portion of the warpNope.
>>731199167>Who are the good guys in Warhammer 40k???Anyone just trying to survive and not being assholes about it. So...Cadians?
>>731215251Nurgle hid in his NEET shack shitting himself when the Emperor burned his garden through Guilliman, and he delivered the message that the gods' days are numbered.The Anathema is going to destroy Chaos once and for all.
>>731215197stop saying big e or i'll kill you
If you spamming faggots from /tg/ can't control yourselves from making multiple of these threads every single FUCKING day on this board, I will spam the threads with my entire Femarch folder and condemn you to the cringiest content imaginable.
>>731214771The funny thing about it all being just as planned is that the author's version of that theory makes the emperor look more retarded than any hater could dream up>purposefully ban librarians, not to censure or warn magnus, but so the librarians won't foresee the heresy coming>purposefully pick the most charismatic primarch to be war leader, because he'll be able to inspire more primarchs to rebel, then be surprised that he got so many on his side
the deldar are boring machines wise, like two pain engines and some jets/jetskis aint really that cool compared to the constructs, bio war machines, daemon engines and contraptions of death the other factions havehell even the eldar have those big Bionicles
>>731212193Thanks anon I cum in cat she hiss at penis and then explodes
>>731215464Humiliating 40keks that take their setting as Serious Business is always a pleasure, please do.
>>731207461>Inquisitor GrimmI can't find anything on this guy with a google search, it brings up other people with similar names but nothing about this guy or how he infiltrated the Black Templars.
>>731215261The Sisters of Silence being the Custodes counterpart has always felt forced. I don't think it makes sense and I don't think many people take it seriously, including authors at GW
>>731215464sex
>>731215448yawn
>>731215551yeah but still it's a two all female subfactions and now the dudes no longer have the second one to themselvesunless you now count the sob and sos as one subfaction
>>731215464>If you spamming faggots from /tg/ can't control yourselves from making multiple of these threads every single FUCKING day on this board,It's not fa/tg/uys mostly, it's just butthurt imperiumboos who needs to cope with GW reminding them from time to time Imperium aren't a good guys of the setting.
>>731205341>Modern 40k painters suggest using the same shit girls use to paint their nailsNiggas play with girl's stuff and thinking it's not gay is some Narnia-tier closet shit. 40kfags are gay paint huffers
>>731215551well they should've worked on them
>>731213181Why didn't they just help the necrontyr rather than being cunts and letting them die of cancer?
My guys obviously
>>731215543He's from the Daemonifuge comic strips from Warhammer Monthly
>>731215635Why that demographic doesn't just get into Fantasy I'd never understand, there's a universally beloved force for good Empire right there.
>>731215673plot
>>731215617Grey Knights are also all-male.
>decalfag is now posting on /v/It's so fucking over. It's never been more over than it is now.
We will see official Felinids in Darktide eventually. Trust the plan anons! They don't have an endless list of shit noone cares about!
>>731215617>dudes no longer have the second one to themselvesI was planning to say CSM , but then remembered they are getting Ysanne Isard in addition to World Eaters Daala.
>>731215723aren't they counted as marines too?
>>731215750Calm down you stupid faggot
>>731215717>Why that demographic doesn't just get into FantasyBecause Fantasy doesn't have fascist regimes at all.Also grifters wouldn't make as much money on YT videos about fantasy.
>>731214370Poor form on both sides.1) guardsmen not knowing such critical information2) the sister not checking his uplifting primer where the vital information is also recordedThus I can only conclude this artwork was done by a heretic to intentionally show two loyal soldiers in poor light.
>>731215717Warhammer Fantasy is not popular enough, and the Empire is too historical for their tastes
>>731215767meh it's two random bitches and in chaos
>>731215428>You do realise time isn't linear to Warp entities?it does not matter when the result was that he let that power go>nopeThe Emperors soul is currently reforming itself in the warp as the Star-Child, it's why Lorgar and Kor Phareon are becoming active again in M41
>>731215617I'm going to be honest, I don't think anyone would care if the SoS got guys in it too. They certainly would if it happened for Sororitas
Do 40k fans really not like girls in their factions? Or would rather have all female factions.
>>731215687>tfw no Casitgator titan
trannoids of silence
>>731215717Because it's not a based trad theocracy or epically genocidal enough. They want to larp like gays/leftists/browns/jews/Josh who bullied them in school are "slaanesh cultists" and they're the redpilled hand of God that smites them.
>>731215673The Necrontyr were warmongering assholes who didn't deserve immortality
>>731215778They are technically marines, but they are so far above regular marines that they can be (and are) considered a faction unto their own, not only because of their gear and powers, but also because they work for the Inquisition. They are the middleground between marines and custodes.
>>731215873yes, no one gives a shit about these baldies
>>731205086Partially, the ecclesiarchy wouldn't put abhumans and muties into their Soroitas rank, unless it's on a penitence engine or repentia units.So felinid sisters won't be wearing soroitas armor, they'd get forcibly strapped into a pseudo dreadnought or stipped naked and forced to charge into no man's land barefoot.
>>731215767Those dog soldiers finally getting models has been what, 28 years in the making? IIRC they only existed as a head sketch in the 3rd ed rulebook.
>>731215928they were nice people who suffered needlessly
>>731212231>acting like this hasn't been the case since early 2010'sAre you guys really gonna act like Dawn of War and Space Marine were forgotten gems ? They sold literal millions...Warhammer not pulling Star Wars level numbers, doesn't mean normies don't know about it.Hell, the only reason Warhammer isn't grossing bigger numbers is because the tabletop format is fucking terrible and most people would rather play video-games, read books and watch movies and series, rather than actually play the fucking wargame because it's way to hard, cumbersome and expensive to get into.
>>731215968Yeah, it's pretty kino this almost 30-year old sketch is still relevant
MEAT
>>731216017>find a store>buy a lot of figs>paint the damn thing>learn the fucking textbook of rules(for a faction)>find some other loon to play withyup
>>731215991>get cancer>gods turn up just to lol @ u>get incel rage>spend millennia making super tech>wage war>lose>more teching, find star vampires>"NOT SO GODLIKE NOW ARE YOU OLD FUCKS!?"
>>731216086is weak
>>731216179nice anal beads
>>731216167they were nicer in their decline but fuckem
>>731215824Cathay is a race based absolute monarchy though
>>731216179
>>731216167Well, the old ones are dead, and unleashed the Orks and Eldar on the universe... and some think the Tyranids. Though, I doubt they'd avoid Necron in that case.They kinda deserved it.
>>731216167they did nothing wrong but unironically
luv me femake space marines
>>731208037>>731207590Slaanesh seethes in anger knowing the Iron warriors out do his retard legion (Emperor's children) at doing the rape shit.
>>731215945Grey Knight lore is some of the funniest shit I've ever read. It's metal in the most hilarious of ways.>They lace their bones with silver so that should one of them fall to chaos, they will immediately self-combust>To become Grey Knights, they must pass 666 increasingly difficult and dangerous tasks, with the 666th trial being the unassisted expulsion of a possessing daemon>All of them wear terminator armor that has been blessed and also laced with silver, so that they are painful to even look at by daemons
>>731215887I Castigate too
>>731216332silver works?
>>731216287The only real case of nids avoiding the crons is the outsider because lmao dyson sphere of insanity in space.
>>731216272That's just gross all around
>>731216332pls go and stay go matt
>>731216272You may not like this techpriestess but your biological components are activating my transistors.
>>731214994Who?
>>731215448>Death Guard invades Imperium>Emperor does nothing>only shows up to save Guilliman, still cannot challenge Nurgle 1v1>Plague Stars still exists>Death Guard invades Tau>Tau refuse to give ground on any planet CSM attacks>Communism Goddess show up>Not angry at Tau's first reaction>Smashes Death Guard fleets sending Terminus Est running >Fixes all Nurgle's influence on Nexus planetsYeah no. Anatolian retard is still retard.
>>731216407>>731216427
>>731214601Don’t forgot,>his birth stole 99.99% of humanity’s psychic potential & is the direct reason why everyone was so unprepared for the (re)awakening. Was quite literally the only person with any psychic potential left for 1000s of years. Made no attempt to teach anyone on how not to accidentally summon demons.>Purged all xenos that had stayed loyal with humanity for 1000s of years through the clusterfuck era.>Gladly killed 2 of his sons for not going along with his plans before the HH> Set multiple sons for failure in no win situations for betrayal.>Actively shunted & crushed humanity’s greatest gift (faith)
>>731216272girl your augments suck
>>731216467wtf are you yapping about schizo
>>731216495>Actively shunted & crushed humanity’s greatest gift (faith)Stop hiding Lorgar.
You get a birthday present that was shipped from commorragh, wat do?
>>731216086chewable
>>731216596send it back with no return address
>>731201989>AMOpinion instantly discarded
>>731216467Don't even bring up that Tau warp god shit. There's absolutely no way that a species with next to no presence in the warp could manifest an entity strong enough to act directly in realspace, something the fucking chaos gods cannot do.
>>731216621khorne did punch a city or something once
>>731216430I was going to post the pasta but it doesn't fit in the character limit lmao
>>731216615You try but you found out it was delivered by Mandrake Shipping Co. so they can - and will - bend time and space to ensure it gets delivered to you.
>>731216621It is said to be the "work" of their auxilliaries.The Tau themselves rejected it at first.
>>731216321>Tale of John Henry but it's a Slaanesh space marine with two dicks vs an Iron Warriors demon infused rape machine
Anyone else excited when they hinted at female space marines in this novel?
>>731214809Magnus the Pious was also good.But Karl legalyzing Marienburg's independence via purchase was a great move
>>731216621Tau space is multiracial, tertiaryLORD
>>731216596DependsWhat's the present?>>731216674Those bitches.
>>731216682Even still it's a preposterous notion. There's not more Tau auxiliaries than there are worshipers of chaos.
>>731216674I send it to Peter Turbos house with Mortarians return address
>>731216726Wasn't that his dad or grandad?
>>731216734>What's the present?You don't know - it is a surprise gift.
>>731215704You wouldn't happen to have a link where I can read it, would you?
>>731212497Aspects of the Imperium are corrupt and have decayed over time. Be that as it may, the vast majority of it us just people struggling to do the best they can with what they have. The emperor made several huge mistakes that ten thousand years later are causing humanity a lot of grief but he was also working on a strict timeframe where he could actually get the pieces in place to put humanity in a winning position. If anything the imperium needs a change in leadership, which Guilliman did do by stomping the high lords of terra and refocusing the lower rungs of leadership that can affect real change.
>>731216674fuck are mandrakes anyway?
>>731216760Not right now.But, the Warp is not bound by the date of the Materium.The cycle established in 40k is "Old power grows incompetent, new power rises and rules until it grows incompetent."The future is Tau, corpse worshiper.
>the Tau have a God nowWhat the fuck, how is this major of a piece of lore literally never discussed
>>731216760Slaanesh in his birth tore a hole in space, there's precedent on chaos gods having major effects in realspace when born
>>731216760>There's not more Tau auxiliariesNigga you will be surprised to learn how drastically human population increased on planets taken from Imperium after Tau just started fixing their infrastructure and machinery, such as air and water purifiers
>>731216817Hmm. I open it and if it's a Pain Engine, I keep it.
>>731216861Dark eldar that have...changed. Some say mutants, some say they are part daemon but whatever it is they are bad news. Their domain within commorragh sunk into darkness and people don't go there. When the fucking dark eldar are saying that is the rough part of town you know it is some serious shit.
>>731216891If that was the case, then chaos would have overwhelmed the materium long ago by just reaching into a future point in time where the gods are powerful enough to act directly in realspace.
>>731199167define good, pretty much every faction has some good and some bad. the least bad people are probably like just average shmucks of no importance living under the rule of the imperials or whoever.
I want a Botler Bitches game.
>>731216998Boltgun 2 soon™
>>731216853>the vast majority of it us just people struggling to do the best they can with what they haveLol no.First and foremost, Imperium always been ruthless to it's subjects, in fact it became part of the imperial creed, so no. Devotee of the Emperor are literally torturing humanity on purpose to make life more miserable.
>>731216915Basically their belief in the greater good coalesced into a warp entity that is doing exactly as expected of any warp entity based on concepts and now they're terrified of it lmao
>>731216853The IoM can never be taken as a force for order unless they reconciliate with most Craftworlds, or even some Necron leaders. But for this to happen they'd need to stop being indiscriminately genocidal and focus on threats against all life, and if that happened it wouldn't be the Inperium anymore
>>731201789>>731200020>>731211092.It's an Ork's galazy we all just LARP that we live in it. Tau actually have a dumbass caste system and the ethereals are up to something. But the orks are just having fun. Yeah, people are hurt and it sucks to bet them but at least it was a good krump. There is only war so there is only WAAAGGGHHH.
>>731216994Chaos doesn't want to win.It just wants to have its own version of fun.
>>731217039No she's a fucking ugly man-faced sister. I want a hot one.
>>731217060how the fuck did they make a god with almost no warp presence
>>731216993i am fucking tired of these unanswered questions, like the stuff that hurt warp entities, perpetuals and the beings that killed those poor bastards who were like trapped or something and they bent time and space and reality without being daemons or xenosor the lil noita wizard guys who help the DA marines, watchers?
>>731217039I do not care for boomer shooters as I grew up playing them and they're not novel to me.
>>731217062>and focus on threats against all lifeBiel-tan and like half of the current Necron dynasties (to say nothing of flayed ones and destroyers) say hi.
>>731217102Too bad Abaddon is nowhere near as interesting or clever as Archaon.
>>731216829quick check on RCO has some scanned trades>https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Daemonifuge-The-Thrice-Bornhttps://readcomiconline.li/Comic/DaemonifugeHere the link to the monthly floppies but I can't remember which one started the strip>https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Warhammer-Monthly
>>731202452The second face on the list is a fantasy Ogre female hunter, so they are not meant to look human.
>>731216128Is there any reason why the fuck does Game Workshop NOT make an official online free-to-play/gacha Warhammer 40k simulator similar to Master Duel with Yu-gi-oh ?This seems like such an obvious niche to feel and easy bucks to make...
>>731217102nta lame writing kekespecially when they clearly wanted emperor dead
>>731217149Yes, those are included on the shit list as well, I didn't say otherwise.
>>731216941The Tau empire consists of a miniscule portion of the galaxy, while the Imperium holds literally millions of worlds with billions of people on the vast majority of them. The Tau and their auxiliaries do not come nowhere close to the amount of non-auxiliary humans in the galaxy, and a good portion of those humans feed power to the gods of chaos, whether knowingly or unkowingly.There's not a snowball's chance in hell that a warp entity made from the emotions of Tau auxiliaries could do what the gods of chaos can't. It's just impossible.
>>731217039>voiced by alanah attenion whore piercepass
>>731217189They wanted the Emperor dead because the Chaos god he will become actually will annihilate reality.
>>731217164>The second face on the list is a fantasy Ogre female hunter,Nope it's from Darkoath box
>>731209539jurgen already exists
>>731217226What do you think demons are?
>>731217189It's called the Great Game because they have to keep playing or they die.
>>731214573>What's the big deal about female custodes?They were explicitly and unambiguously referred to as only male going back to their inception. In addition to undoing decades of lore for politically correct/fetish motivated reasons, which itself is a huge alarm that more generic sterilization of the setting is inbound, it also undermines the internal consistency of the setting. The emperor did not want to have artificial superhumans that could feasibly supplant baseline humanity and serve as a caste of hereditary immortal rulers. Him creating only male warriors is consistent with this philosophy, as there is not even a basis to allow for procreation even when taking into people potentially altering/stealing his creations. It was a wise pre-emptive move, as there's plenty of people who aren't the emperor who've been mucking around with his creations with varying degrees of success. Fabius Bile and Cawl being the most notable examples, and that's before we get into the daemonculaba.>I was under the impression that custodes are not outfitted with the black carapace, which is the primary reason that females cannot be marines.Gene seed is built from the ground up to be dependent on male physiology. Presumably, the process was similar with custodes until the retcon. If you understand human physiology, you understand why males are naturally much better suited for being massive roided up monstrosities.
>>731217226Okay and..?
>>731217165GW constantly does the business equivalent of preparing for the last war. They see the vidya and animations and books as glorified advertisements for the plastic crack instead of being products in and of themselves. A true one-to-one OFFICIAL tabletop sim would not only be clunky and weird (40k makes a lot of concessions to having to exist on an IRL table as a wargame that card games don't), it might impact plastic crack sales.
>>731217257Nah, Emps will be the first god of Order and will wipe the stain of chaos off the face of reality and un-reality.
>>731217257and yet he's still standing....sitting
>>731217149>Biel-tanActually usually gives warning and offers humans fuck off from Eldar planet
>>731217165>Is there any reason why the fuck does Game Workshop NOTthe answer to this is pretty much always "because they love money but don't know how to make it"they've even been fucking up the plastic for the last decade or so, their most successful products are the ones that GW themselves have the least involvement with
>>731217385lol lmao
>>731217363You forgot the part where they did try with female children, but they all died.
>>731217206"Only some of us want to wear your entrails as a scarf" isn't good enough. There will never be peace between humans and xenos simply because they are competing for the same space and planets.
>>731217360still lame, it was bad enough to see tzeentch being like "just as planned, ILL NEVER STOP SHEMING AND THUS ILL NEVER DIE, YOU ARE ALL PAWNS IN MY GAME MWAHHAHAH"blegh
>>731217385Based as fuh!
>>731217334Daemons are parts of the gods they serve, and the gods are massive vortices of mortal emotions that the Warp has given form to.
>>731217385Order, no.Wipe chaos (out), yes. By destroying everything including reality and the warp.
>>731217457>"Only some of us want to wear your entrails as a scarf" isn't good enoughhttps://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/DiasporexLook who is talking a space skaven
>Wojakfag posts trans pictures for 0 reason
>>731217558
>>731217467Well, chaos gods kinda depend on living things having strong emotions to survive. If they kill all living things, there'd be nothing for them to eat. They only want more chaos.
The custodes are the most important faction in the setting. And because they've been ruined. The entire setting is garbage.
>>731217527Do you have a single fact to back this heresy up?
>>731217457>competing for the same space and planets.Only the Imperium has the mindset of *this entire galaxy belong to ME and I must kill everyone else". The Necrons less so, Eldar and Tau even less so.>I MUST attack this maiden world because fuck elvesThe stretched thin as fuck Imperium territory does more harm than good.
>>731217657
>>731216560I dunno, considering his 100s+ year jihad on Terra, & then into the stars of ALL religion…. The fact that the only one to not only survive but make it to 42nd era was Christianity goes to show the power of faith.Let alone logar being proven correct in the mere fact that EVERY SINGLE SYSTEM he had previously conquered (Was considered top 3-5 depending on who you ask for most shit done) were the only planets that were 100% loyal to the imperium when the HH kicked off. Something that NO OTHER primarch can ever boast about.
>>731217062The emperor was an eldar simp to begin with and guilliman has worked with craftworld eldar through eldrad since his resurrection and even mentioned continued cooperation to Yvraine and the ynnari. Over the past decade it seems like GW has been giving 40k the fantasy into AoS treatment as far as faction relations go.
>>731216430Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers,
>>731217612i know but fuck em
>>731217578my nigga
>>731217612And extending the realm of chaos into realspace serves that end just fine. In fact, one of the Emperor's main struggles on the Throne is to keep the warp rift that it is built on top of from tearing and flooding reality with daemons.So they clearly do want to take over the materium.
>>731217683>>731217760
>>731216430>>731217715General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
>>731217708I didn't mention that direction because it feels like it got completely derailed because of the Ynnari and GW will quietly give up on it.
>>731217685>(Was considered top 3-5 depending on who you ask for most shit done)What lore is this? Lorgar got his homeplanet razed since he was too tardy.
>Abbadon hates the visions of fate he has of Terra getting destroyed>Shit is implying that tyranids are making a b line straight to terra in current lore>the possibility that abbadon's visions of terra falling is not from chaos, but from tyranids who by now have evolved to munch on chaos daemons>Shit ends with Perturabo of all fucking bums arriving on Terra, spitefully fixing the throne and thus enacting the Terminus Decree to ensure big E stays in his toilet, Throne fixed leads to nids getting repelled>mfw imperium is ''saved'' (read as shackled back into the same agenda from the past 10k years) by chaos (read as peter turbo's spitefulness turned chaos god)>also mfw kidnapping billions of hot holy terra noblewomen to turn into hot rape machines for the legions as rewardThis post is fact checked by true iron warrior patroits.
>>731217760I would worship the Emperor with that living saint.
>>731212231You haven't seen nothing yet. Space Marines 2 barely opened the floodgates once the Amazon show drops it is gonna be full blown apocalypse. I can only hope the Amazon show either gets quietly cancelled or is such hot trash and total flop that warhammer goes back to being cringe and all the normies and secondaries leave
>>731217134their auxilaries, like humans, kroot, nicassar, etc. The goddess is explicitly the manifestation of their beliefs of the greater good, not the tau themselves
>>731217897So, how does Valdor, The King in Yellow play into all this?
>>731217137mysteries are fundamental to 40k bro
>>731218031how are there enough auxiliaries to birth a godit took the entire eldar race millions of years to make slaanesh
>>731218096it's been like this for years though, lame
>>731217578i'd post some art but i don't feel like taking a vacation so i'll just say: nyuunzi
>>731216915It's only been a thing for a few years, and it does get brought up in Tau stuff. One of their recent novels was all about it
>>731214090She cute but I worry about the maggots and the vagina teeth.
>>731218090Gets offscreen'd by Alpharius (alpha legion is also involved in fixing the throne while holding the line vs nids)>but what about OmegonIs now taking Valdor's place
>>731218096How would a game as one of those being playable be like?
>>731218104Because the Tau needed a deus ex machina to not get taken out by a single Death Guard fleet.
>>731217667the custodes should never have been a faction to begin with
>>731217578>>731217657>>731217720>>731217858
>>731218104The very concept of >maybe life shouldn't suckIs just that powerful
So I get the Tzeentch and Nurgle rivalry because change vs stagnationbut what the fuck explains Khorne vs Slaanesh
>>731218246I still can't find a Sister of Malice
>>731218104Yeah and it took humanity less than a thousand years to birth the Dark King, an entire new Chaso god, if the Emperor hadn't backed down at the last moment.
>>731218265>maybe life shouldn't suckThat was literally slaanesh you fucking retard. Eldar enjoyed life TOO much
>>731218290>Khorne vs SlaaneshInstant murder vs torture forever
>>731218290Khorne hates all of the other gods. Slaanesh does not have a foil because the spheres of the other gods also empower it.That's why Slaanesh is the most terrifying out of the four, because it is getting stronger at an exponential rate compared to the other three.
>>731218290khorne is big mean strong blood thirsty warrior while slaanesh is do whatever you want degenerate
>>731217720I want art of her braiding her hair before battle
>>731218343Going from 17 hour workdays and corpse rations into a semi normal life isn't the same as the cult of pleasure.
>>731218406I thought Khorne was occasionally bros with Nurgle
>>731218439I love all of the bikini armor art that made it into Skyrim
>>731218616ew
SOB leglock sex, SOB reproduction and sex.
>>731218636
>>731218689now we're talkin
>>731217363Source on gene seed being built for males.>>731217446That's the expectation with an incompatible aspirant, and both traitors and loyalists know it's incompatible with women, but if you can give me any specific sources I'd appreciate it.
>>731218803Ew dude whyd she fart like that
>>731218759That describes space marines, though. Are Custodes created the same way?
>>731218861Sister, let us pray.
post more smexy mechaniggas
My uncle works at GW. Remember those old rumours about expanding the chaos gods to eight to match the logo? This is how it is actually going to go:>Ezekiel Abbadon proves himself and becomes the chaos god of chaos, sending some of the chaos folks to help Imperium, while some of the Imperials defect to chaos (this happens in an upcoming secret Dan Abnett Black Library project in 2027)>Big E resurrected by Fabius Bile, Belisarius Cawl and Trazyn The Eternal and becomes chaos god of order (this event will be revealed with an experimental CGI comedy film in the likeness of Three Stooges directed by the Astartes guy during Skulls-fest 2028)>followed by Space Marine 3, which is about Vashtorr and Perturabo melding together to make the chaos god of machines>the tyranid hivemind is revealed to be hyper-evolved great horned rat that gnawed its way to the beginning of universe and is now the chaos god lifeNot sure how it all concludes from there.
SoB's be like>"Blood for the emperor">"Skulls for the golden throne"And somehow the inquisition thinks i'm the heretic for thinking abhumans deserve cuddles
>>731215512Don't they have anything else?
Sisters are only good for their blood
>>731219351What the fuck is up with that tiny head?
>>731219351It's crazy to think that the Emperor could shove a normal sized human inside his rectum and not feel much.
>>731219194this is so beautiful. eternal peace on earth <3
>>731219475that's not his actual size dude
>>731219410He's just a normal-sized guy in a big armour.
>>731199167God-Emperor, unironically.All of the corruption in Imperium is from fools or psychos misunderstanding his message (or power-hungry assholes deliberately distorting it).
>>731199167Tyranids, everything in the galaxy is evil and they want to destroy it root and stem
>>731219638they're hungry
>>731219194>Chaos god of ChaosJob's already taken, buddy.
>>731219593>(or power-hungry assholes deliberately distorting it).Still funny to think that the imperium is all about purging heresy when their equivalent of a Bible was written by THE BIGGEST HERETIC
>>731214763No, the issue is it's a male fantasy setting which already HAS multiple factions centered on women. It's fucking retarded contemporary politics making them move and it's simply ugly.
>>731219672Retconned.
>>731219665Aren't we all?
>>731219354I'm going to punish you. When they find your body they are going to have to write new laws to incriminate me. The united nations will declare me a weapon of mass destruction. They'll write commandments just to forbid what I've done to you. One day the earth will be rid of your kind.
Let's say a new faction emerges. What would you like for it to be about?
>>731218290it's str vs dex
>>731219824There's pretty much no niche that you could think of that isn't already covered by something existing. 40k is ridiculously broad.
>>731219824there are tons of xenos and weird entities like the anti psyker squad things and tiny wizards with robes to turn to a faction or at least a sub faction
>>731219824Something that doesn't walks on 2 legs but also doesn't flies
>>731219824add exodites first and then you can make new factions
>>731219738Not in my heart, he isn't.
>>731219937squid*ftfm
