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What games WILL your offspring play?
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>>731370000
probably won't have any but i have blood siblings and they'll probably have kids so whatever
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>guide
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Fortnite 2
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>>731370000
>I wish my dad would buy me a PC instead I have to play his old ass games alone all my friends at school play fortnite together and I am not allowed to play past the year 1999 until I beat this gay zelda game he is forcing me to play
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>>731370000
>offspring
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I wonder if kids raised like this will have an existential crisis later on in life once they realize that they are younger than the games they are playing.
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>>731370000
Nothing, ever. Video games have ruined my life, and I am watching what it is doing to my peers' children. I want my chindren to be better than me so I'm getting them into sports and woodworking or some shit.
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>>731370000
If I were to have kids they would have to beat Ace Combat 3, 4, 5, 0, 6, 7 and 8 (and whatever other games come out between now and their conception) for me to consider them mine.
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Even as a kid I thought the OoT Great Fairy was weird looking and kinda ugly, especially with the pointy tits.
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>>731370397
same
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>>731370000
None.
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>>731370220
>all my friends at school play fortnite together
I don't like online games. But playing with friends is better than playing alone. The only way to beat this is with a lan party.
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>>731370000
I never had offspring. I'm 41 years old and never got married.

Still, if I had children I wouldn't let CONSOOM. No videogames, no television, no internet, no non-educative toys.
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Never know how to react to these videos. I hate millenials, and these videos exist for them to jerk off their nostalgia dicks by making their kids play their media and post it on tik tok so they can echo chamber with other millenials.
But then again by God gaming is really shit these days. So fuck it let the gen alphas play 90s games. I still hate millenials though.
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>>731370397
>>731370432
Theyre supposed to be strange and otherwordly. the bbws in the switch games just miss the mark
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>>731370000
>"BE ME"
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>>731370295
I think he meant his wife's offspring
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God I can just imagine the giant faggot being so proud of himself for forcing his kid to play antiquated shit "the right way" and he's too fucking retarded to realize that this will alienate his kid from all the others who play fortnite and roblox.
This kid will get bullied and turn into just as big of a faggoty little kekold as his dad.
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>>731370000
I get joke, but that lad has already seen sexy ladies in Fortnite a dozen times already.
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>>731370357
Most poor gamers grew up playing consoles that released before they were born. PS1 had a lot of longevity
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>>731370921
>tumblr
gay little faggot slave
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>>731370000
Fucking quads on this
Kill me
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>>731370504
Marry but don't have children is the meta I'm 2026
>>731370921
This
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>>731370000
>guys look I got my kid to play a 1997 video game and i got a picture please give me upvotes!
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>>731370659
I used to think like this but I've started to understand why parents would do this. The biggest mistake is thinking kids operate on the same logic and reasoning that you would when it comes to hobbies. You would think that they would naturally be curious and pick up new interests but they will stick with the same old crap if given the choice. You do unironically need to force them to try new things, not just with vidya, but sports and other interests.

You can literally give a kid access to a state of the art PC with the latest games and thousands of other games on it, not just retro pixel shit or a shitty ipad with Roblox and Minecraft and they will pick the shitty ipad 99% of the time.
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I was thinking of getting them hooked on liquor and party drugs, show them a good time, then pornography and from there we'll see if we go into video games or opiates.
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>>731370504
How about an exception for 90s edutainment like Put Put?
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>>731370969
This usually, I barely played any modern games when I was young and I'm almost glad I did.
The only modern games I did play were ones that intrigued me and that we could afford
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>>731370000
Alien Soldier, if he beats it like his future(neverever) dad at age 7, then indeed he's my son.
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I will only hit my kid if they play gacha
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>>731370101
to be fair some of the heart pieces and skultula coins are really hard to find on your own
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>>731371193
I was never that way as a kid. Maybe you're just talking about brainlets
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>>731370220
>>731370383
>>731371317
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>>731370969
Yeah I was lucky enough to grow up before the used game market exploded so I could go to thrift stores, yard sales and game stores and get tons of old games and consoles for super cheap.
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>>731370357
Probably not. I grew up playing mostly NES during the SNES/64 period. I played Game Boy Color games as they released and then eventually caught up with everyone. I would see games my friends had when I went to their houses, and we all talked about games only one of us owned all the time. And I'm a reasonably well-adjusted guy for this place. There's a lot more to a good childhood than simply playing the same games everyone else is.
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>>731370659
Well new stuff is objectively gay and uncool and the stuff i liked is ever green, as evidenced by how it always gets graphical updates every decade or so for the younger gens to play
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>>731371193
>retarded post
>/vt/ranny image
Every single time.
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>>731370000
The Jews have sacrificed us all to Moloch.
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>>731370659
i'm not gonna raise a fucking casual kid like my sister that quits a game if they die 3 times
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>>731371249
Holy based
If you have kids they're gonna be lucky to have you as a parent
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>>731370000
>No visible reaction to the Fairy Queen
I miss the innocence of being a kid.
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>>731370000
If I catch my wife's offspring playing games I'll beat him with a belt
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>>731371252
No TV at all.
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>>731370921
>libshits still not understanding selfishness that benefits humanity vs selfishness that benefits no one in the current year
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>>731370000
Just what kind of retard would have kids in this day and age?
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>>731371884
>muh wife's son
Okay cuck.
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>>731370000
This is fine and quite normal. No reason a kid can't see a bit of cartoon skin. But what is weird is recording it for strangers on the Internet. It is so bizarre filming "look he is getting his first boner lol" in an obvious set up. It is almost comparable to posting a video showing your daughter with the bloody mess in the toilet from her first period.
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>>731371649
And we will sacrifice them to God
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>>731372240
Anyone who isn't a reddit doomtranny soifag. It is quite humorous to imagine retards existentially cucking themselves by letting their dead end genetics die out while the superior people quickly replace them with twice as many kids. It is like admitting to an inferior position in society.
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>>731372240
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>>731370921

>I wanted

To sacrifice my time/money/energy to pour into another individual and give them the best opportunity ever.

VS

>I wanted

To be a selfish cunt who won't sacrifice a minute for anyone other than themselves.


Give it a rest, "child-free" people are just the karen's of that zeitgeist, they're all selfish uptight narcissistic cunts who's only running train of thought is "Me me me me me". They're cunts and they've been accused of being cunts so many times that they use backward ass mental gymnastics to convince themselves people don't like them because they don't like children.

No, you're just an insufferable cunt.
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You have to talk to a woman first
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>>731372240
Your ancestors were fucking like wild animals after surviving starvation and the bubonic plague. Don't be a bitch because of some stupid cultural horseshit.
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>canon event
What did he mean by this?
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>>731370000
>Itt people that don’t have kids or nephews
He’s playing it because monkey see monkey do
Not because he’s being forced to play it, they just want to play what you are playing
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>this is a canon moment
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>>731372959
A core memory he’ll have when he gets older
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>>731370000
Even if that's your own son there's something deeply weird about this
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>>731372240
The same people who you spend your entire day crying about, genetic dead end.
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>>731370921
>I wanted to help people
>YOU'RE SO SELFISH!
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>>731370383
Based
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>>731373086
Yes. Some people simply enjoy misery.
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>>731370383
Holy based
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>>731370000
Lil Timmy is bored out of his mind wondering why he's being forced to play this uncslop instead of Fortnite or Roblox with his bros from school
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>>731370000
Definitely not force him to play mid games just because of my nostalgia
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If your kids aren't identical clones of you, you have officially failed as a parent. The only reason to have kids is so when you die, you don't really die. Well, that and having a convenient punching bag around. Just beat the shit out of them until they either turn into you or die, and if they die, hey, no biggie, you can make more.
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Need to give that kid a chair, that's bad for his back.
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>>731372959
It originally became a meme because of the second spider-verse movie where it pretty much exclusively referred to terrible moments destined to happen in order to build each spiderman's character. I think people were desperate because the movie was brief and ended on an atrocious cliffhanger. Over time it has been used so much that I suppose people have forgotten the meaning. So now it is just a "big moment". A lesson to not wait years between sequels.
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>>731370659
I think kids will imitate you if they respect you as a father. If they see you play bing bing wahoo they will try it with you. Forcing it like a basedchild would probably make them lose respect.

My experiences are spending a few weeks with my nephew, he wanted to do what I wanted to do, he played his own games but he wasn't above playing mine unprompted.
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>>731370000
I don't let my kids play video games I don't want them to become losers like the retards here and like I was for a good 20 years of my life

He can enjoy video games if he comes to them on his own, don't get me wrong but I encourage him to do important shit like reading and his homework / physical activities

Don't try to relive your childhood memories vicariously through your kids. Set them up for a good and healthy life and encourage what they want to do
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>>731370000
Imagine being the son of some fat balding basedllenial cuckold doing shit like this. No wonder gen Alpha is poised to become generation giga Hitler
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>>731370000
Pretty sure that child is abducted playing on a groomer's console.
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>>731370659
It never works out. My dad tried to make me and my brother play football to fulfill his dreams and he got Gamers in return
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>>731370000
Who the fuck wants kids nowadays?
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>forcing your kids to play nintendo slop
Child abuse
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>>731370000
>What games WILL you play
why do browns not understand the purpose of emphasizing a specific word in a phrase
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>>731370101
all the prima guides were kino as hell, wish i still had mine
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>>731370659
You don't have to force them but they can't play the PS5 Fortnite if you don't bring it in the house.
Meanwhile my kids (lmao) will probably start on my SNES like I did. Because modern games suck shit.
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>>731373724
How else will we keep the economy running without little goys?
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>>731372559
>superior people
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>>731373440
This is the truth. I remember being 5 or so and watching my mother play Mario Bros Wii and Lego games. Eventually I decided that I wanted to pick up the remote after watching it contently for so long. After a certain point, she'd stopped playing games outside of rare occasions and I was begging for the next console. If she had tried to force me to play games this may have never happened. Children should be shown the greatness of something and be allowed to naturally come to it.
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>>731370052
>>731370295
>>731370383
>>731371193
>grows out of videogames and gets married & starts a family like a responsible adult

What's your excuse /v/?
When is it gonna be your turn?
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>>731374296
I wish some random cute girl from another country would just find me and come to be with me for the rest of her life
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>>731374296
Where's YOUR family then?
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>>731374296
Videogames lose a lot of their appeal once you start creating things and improving your life. They are, after all, just a stand in for experiences. Something that taps into the innate human desire to do things. I play a lot less now already, I can imagine that having kids and a wife will be the final nail in the coffin.
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>>731370357
I was playing Atari games in 2003 when I was 5
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>>731370504
>still, if i had children, I wo-

why should i care what your opinion is, you eunuch?
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>>731370659
Mfs see kids playing and enjoying their parents SNES on their own accord and think pic related.
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>>731370101
If its a physical guide and you're a kid its fair game
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I've realized and almost accepted that at this point in my life, I'm never gonna have kids. I can't manage relationships, not even with my friends, and I can't even down hold a regular job. I've been mostly NEET since I finished high school. How the fuck am I gonna be able to raise a kid or find a woman who isn't a single mother or narcissist that's just going to use me?
I think I'm just too far gone in the head
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>>731373440
This is it
If they approach you, let them
Otherwise don't put it in their throat. It will be perceived as uncool for as long as they live
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>>731374469
Lol I used to be that pathetic. You'll either learn to settle or die alone.
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>>731370921
BASED
>let's just bring another human being who didn't ask for the upcoming dystopia into the world bro
being pro-life is unironically braindead
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>>731370659
I wish my nephew was interested in any game that wasn't Mario 64. I actually can't tolerate the music in Bobomb Battlefield anymore.
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>>731370000
Somebody post the BE ME comic with the retro videogame dad.
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>>731370921
I wanted... to bring something beautiful into the world.
And it is.

Enjoy getting eaten by your cats, homo.
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>>731374925
Read the thread you fucking retard
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>>731372715
>best opportunity ever
>being brought into life on earth in 2026
lol
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>>731370000
>using a strategy guide
You didn't beat the game
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>>731370000
Games not made by millennials. Millennials killed gaming with their shitty wokeslop dog shit writing. Avoiding most indie titles too.
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>>731374296
I'm not filthy rich and famous
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>>731370000
As a kid I just thought she looked like a man
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>>731374296
Nigger, I'm 32 and I have never even kissed a girl let alone been in a relationship. It is unironically too fucking late for me and my autistic ass. The average 15 year old girl has more romantic experiences than I do, why would any woman my age even want to be with me at this point?
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>>731374296
What a fucking nigger
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>>731374813
nta but Id rather die alone then settle. Why should I settle and be unhappy the rest of my life
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>>731374296
>What's your excuse /v/?
My girlfriend of six years is infertile. I know I'd break her heart if I left her over it, and I love her too much to do that to her.
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>>731370000
I'm not having kids.
>will never be able to afford it
>too autistic to be around a romantic partner
>don't enjoy sex
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>>731375195
Just adopt.
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>>731373236
you said this as a 'gotcha' but accidently said the profound, good part out loud:
>when you die, you don't really die.
what a self-own that was.
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>>731373802
Have a little brother with a pretty significant age gap, I remember him coming into my room to watch me play early 2000s games on my laptop. He eventually got an ipad because parents didn't care, one day we went to a garage sale and I advised him to buy a gamecube with a bunch of games, that stash is probably worth a fortune now. Later gave him a 360, bought an xbone at a pawn shop at some point because it was dirt cheap and told him it could be his if he helps me clean it up and repaste, he mostly played Fortnite with his friends at the time but we also finished all the Gears games co-op and played a shitload of CoD Zombies. Just after covid helped him build a PC from used parts, remember driving him pretty far away for a 2060S. He's not particularily into vidya at least nowhere near my power level but he loves rollslop and he has been into the PS1 RE games recently.
I imagine that's how I would try to teach my own kids about vidya, gradually and only if they show interest instead of shoving down Bing Bing Wahoo and OMG KANTO down their throats.
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>>731370000
This was me and the family TV 15 years ago except we could afford a TV stand and bisexual lighting hadn't been invented yet.
This faggot dad clearly has his priorities out of order when he spends more on a display shelf than a TV. We threw that piece of shit away and got a better screen for like $200.
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>>731375005
shitty redditor dog edits don't count lil bro
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>>731375335
>>731370659
Fucking retard
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>>731370659
Problem is new stuff is literally gay.
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>>731375335
It contains the comic, which is what you asked for, fucking double nigger retard
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Killer 7. best game I have ever played.

real question is when to introduce them to it? I was i think 15 when i played it and it left a profound effect on me obviously. Too young and they won't get it/too scary, too old they might not have the attention/care about it. so 15 is right. right?
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>>731374757
Well, stop complaining then.
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>>731373524
lol based kid. Right too.
Is the first bit some animal right Bullshit to make him never eat a burger again or something? Shit like that should be illigal to do to kids, literal psychological trauma making to get them '''on the right track to being vegan''' or whatever. evil shit that.
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>>731370000
I'd make them start in the SNES era with a selection of curated games. After completing a certain amount of them, they'll unlock the PS1/N64 which will also have a curated library. Maybe like 5 games per generation to move onto the next, with a variety of genres so they can develop their own tastes.
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>>731374296
He was always a fake gamer to begin with, was only in it for the money
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>>731373724
what, just let it all go to the brown hordes huh?

Nah would rather my kids live the turner diary's in real life than not exist at all.

>The future belongs to those who turn up
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>>731375749
why not earlier gens you casual
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>>731370659
While there are parents like this, I don't think anons understand that there are children that find retro content appealing. Instead of wanting to play one of the new star wars games, my nephew wanted to play Majora's Mask at 12 fps and shit resolution
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>>731370921
Not a single lie on that
No one was asked to be born
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>>731375126
Shitloads of lonely women out there. Also, alcohol fixes social retardation. How do you think autists are still in the gene pool?
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>>731375927
Well wouldn't they want to find that on their own? Not just handed to them?
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The only videogame related thing I know I'd want to do for a child is get a nice pretty gaming PC. I'd then show the child how to mod Minecraft or whatever and essentially provide what I always dreamed of having as a kid.
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>>731374296
But I have a wife and kids, I play games at night when they are asleep and I don't feel like railing my wife.
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>>731374556
Not sure whats worse, the fact faggots like you are here or the fact you project that shit onto everyone.
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>>731373236
Autistic retard accidentally reveals his true self: the post
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>>731372715
I like how salty people get just by me casually refusing to have kids. Plus we have an incel crisis going on right now, if I had a son its more than likely that he wouldn't be able to get laid, which is hell for a guy. And I'll be damned if I have a daughter, I'm not bringing another hypergamous sexually selective weak sex drive having cunt into the world so she can insult guys she doesn't want and worship chad's cock.
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>>731376176
It is a natural process and joy of growing up.
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>>731370101
At least the kid is able to read.
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>>731373724
This really
Imagine what will be of your kids future
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>>731375195
why is she only a GF? Financially not able to do a moderate marriage?

Your not married , so you could still sort it, or get a surrogate mother to birth your child. their are options now for this dilemma where you can have children, made of both you and your SO's genes, and stay with her/not need to cheat etc.

I know the pain though, truly. we struggled to conceive at first and i feared one of us was infertile, so my heart genuinely goes out to you but i urge you not to surrender your hopes of a child. explore every avenue and the only real hurdle will be yourself, giving up.
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>>731370357
You Zoomers are so fragile. Almost anything gives you a mental break down.
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>>731376625
Why marry?
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I genuinely cannot think of a single thing more evil than creating another human life.
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last time i seen my son i didn't know existed for 14 years was really into fornite
he was breddy guud at it
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>>731372715
Well, I'm poor so having kids could be considered a form of child abuse. Now if only my fellow poorfags would think the same.
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>>731370000
Vicariously reliving your childhood is cool and all but does but does everything have to be recorded and uploaded online? Also checked.
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Giving electronic devices to kids will be considered child abuse if society ever gets its shit together
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>>731370295
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
DAY AFTER DAY YOUR HOME LIFE'S A WRECK
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>>731375195
vaxx status?
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>>731376413
No it's actually not you're just a loser with no self awareness.
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>>731371193
Obviously kids will always go for the instant dopamine whenever they have the option.
Entertainment was harder to achieve back when parents were strict, internet was limited, and videogames required more effort.
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>>731372715
>To sacrifice my time/money/energy to pour into another individual and give them the best opportunity ever.
So you would feel good about yourself and be called "the best dad" and hope your ancestors are smiling on you or whatever religious bullshit you believe in.

You're SUCH a good person anon :)

The correct answer for reproducing is because human beings are the only ones who can end the cycle of suffering in our universe through technological advancements and our species surviving long enough to accomplish that should be our priority.
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>>731374296
>Spend the better part of your early life being a literal clown on the internet and contribute to what is essentially one of the most cancerous subcultures in the modern era: Streaming.
First he does irreparable damage and then he also decides to fuck off and spawn a retard just like him. I've always wondered how things go to shit, but Pewdiepie is likely the most iconic example of a person who would have been just fine staying a clown for the rest of his life. Now he has no redeeming qualities outside larping a family man with no notable skills outside being an internet clown.
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I live paycheck to paycheck with a college degree and I can't even fathom ever being able to support a child let alone save for the future or retirement. I hope the USD just crashes and I never have to worry about money again because everyone will be broke.
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>>731370000
Hopefully they don’t get into videogames at all.
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>Making your whole son's childhood a lie.
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>>731373524
lmao
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>>731370357
Most of the movies I watched as a kid were older than me.
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>>731376176
Damn what kind of fat ass no life no talent nigger actually gets this mad by that? I can tell you're fat and bald
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>>731372715
>To sacrifice my time/money/energy to pour into another individual and give them the best opportunity ever.
You will fail anyways
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>>731375724
>based kid right too
>already suffering from Indian derangement syndrome
Lol he's gonna grow up into a balding loser who cries whenever life doesn't immediately give him what he wants for being white
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>>731376405
you sound so sad and bitter.

Their not salty for the most part, they just actually are trying to help you in a way, wake you from your malaise and doomer loser mindset.
btw, you don't know the future, yet speak like it's set in stone. you'll feel like a real fool when, for example, we as a culture bring arranged marriage back everywhere. your potential son could have had a happy, fulfilling life, yet instead you wallow in cope saying "it will never get better"
Also, whore daughters happen due to shit fathers or ones that molest/ignore them too much. You could make a decent woman, you literally raise the fucking thing, so how it turns out, either sex, depends a lot on you and your actions.

But hey, cant lose if you don't play, right?

>>731376620
It's probably going to be cool as fuck. shame you won't have a kid to join in on the fun.
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>how I raise a person is how they will turn out
Bullshit. You are who you are the second you're born. You use how you were raised as an excuse to either be a retard or terrible person. You are who you are. Be whoever the fuck you wanna be.
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>>731377536
>You are who you are. Be whoever the fuck you wanna be.
Now what is it, then?
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>>731377319
he's just more awake then you ever will be. Fuck this e-whore and her entitlement. must have a good dad teaching him. hope he punches you in your faggot old gay ass face in a few years.

>>731376702
he's been with her six years, why not? they basically are already. would make his barren girl feel better too i bet.
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>>731377381
>they just actually are trying to help you in a way, wake you from your malaise and doomer loser mindset.
"YOU'RE NOT HAPPY YOU'RE NOT FULFILLED BECAUSE I SAY SO HAVE CHILDREN HAVE CHILDREN"
>It's probably going to be cool as fuck
Dare you to explain how.
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>>731374757
Me too friend. It is a beautiful thing to be free.
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>>731375987
Alcohol doesn't fix shit for me. Drinking just raises my social anxiety and I tend to just sit silently staring in my mug and not engaging with people in parties and what not, unless someone comes to talk to me themselves. I only get around hour or two at most of a mood where I feel social and actually chitchat with people after I am multiple drinks down, and once that mood fades I collapse back to being asocial and outright disliking being around people because constant chitchatter, music and whatever else that is typical to bars, and parties etc, just makes me feel like shit and extremely anxious.
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>>731377703
>he's been with her six years, why not?
No, I am asking you, why marry? If you have been already together for six years, why marry?
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>>731377235
>more projecting
you sure showed him
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>>731377578
yeah, that shit isnt built to last, much like most of this gay 'western world' modern philosophy.

The great reset will come, but not as the globohomo want it to.
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>>731377381
>You could make a decent woman, you literally raise the fucking thing, so how it turns out, either sex, depends a lot on you and your actions.
You do know how much people can differ out of personalities or just otherwise being unhinged, right? You're a literal spitting post for people to clown on, solely because you fail to understand that you're always at the risk of being on the short end of the stick. Certain people are just more aware of the risks involved and thus don't create hedonistic illusions about creating a perfect son/daughter, because they don't live in a bubble of fake positivity, needed to uphold someone's fragile ego.
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>>731375335
You're a fucking idiot lurk more
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I've never met a single person in my entire life whose parents tried to get them to play specific games or really even consume specific media. All of my peers growing up basically lived independent of their folks. It's strange to then go online and see all these posts complaining about parents forcing their interests onto their kids.
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>>731370101
I think those old Nintendo Power guides don't do any spoilers and and have like little bits of info and lore.
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>>731378081
There was a Reddit post like a decade ago that did it so that's where it came from
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>>731377381
In my experience, within my friend group the guys that have gfs or kids trying to give me advice (always unsolicited, as I am not the type of person to ask others about relationship shit or help in general about anything) just comes off as condecending, humblebragging or outright as veiled mockery and insults. I don't need some dude who has had multiple relationships in his past offer my 30+ incel ass any advice, as if he would have any fucking understanding of my life and the loneliness that I have lived in for all my adulthood. At this point the idea of having a relationship let alone kids is far more alien to me than just continuing to be alone. Loneliness is what I have grown accustomed to, and someone who has not been in a position akin to mine, where no woman has ever been interested in me, can't possibly fucking understand what that sort of loneliness does to the mind of a man.
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>>731374296
>Fake gaymer who just gifted for the YouTube algorithm money grows out of video games

HOW SHOCKING!!
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>>731378131
The OoT one specifically words it's tips as if telling the story of Link's adventure in an old tale.
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>>731371494
>>731370659
Childless hands made these.
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>>731374296
> What's your excuse /v/?
I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of being attractive to women.
I had a girlfriend in high school, but she was the one who liked me, and I started to really like her back. Unfortunately I moved to another state and now I've been friendless for 12 years.

>When is it gonna be your turn?
I had it, but it was taken from me.
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>>731376874
THE POWERS THAT BE JUST BREATHE DOWN YOUR NECK
Take me to the KFC!
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>>731377890
well, i was with my wife 10 years before i married, but wanted to earlier, just didn't have the money/place of our own.
Wheen you actually love someone, not see them as a commodity, and they love you back purely too, its natural to want to 'legitimize' it i found. not religious, just wanted an excuse to do the ritual and out the ring on and see her in a brides dress etc.

real long term relationships that are good develop like this i think. women feel secure knowing your an honest man, you feel a satisfaction thats hard to explain. just your winning at life i guess?

thats my personal experience, but yeah people seem to fuck up all the time, so if its not true love that you know is mutal, don't bother i guess.
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>>731378207
You sound like a miserable bitter person, don't troon out lol.
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>>731377903
The woman in that image is just as hypergamous as modern women are. Modern women aren't any worse than the ones that came before them, they are just unrestricted and are getting to do whatever they want. The mask has come off. All has been revealed.
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>>731378396
>be lonely and unwanted all your life, with no prospects of having a normal family or future.
>turn out miserable and bitter

What a surprise! And no, I got no interest in trooning out, I am not confused about my sex or sexuality, retard.
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>>731374296
when i become a famous celebrity and millionaire ig
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My adopted daughter is going to be playing good old arcade games through mame like TMNT, Sunset Riders, The Simpsons and then some 3D games like Bugs Bunny Lost in Time and A Hat in Time. Once she learns to read some good old JRPGs like Golden Sun
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>>731378396
might not troon out but roping regardless by 40 i think. alot of these types do as the weight of the loneliness only grows and grows as they get older and weaker.

I pity them but they always bite back when you try show genuine empathy. defense mechanism i think.
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>>731370357
You never heard of Disney Classics?
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>>731370101
Sovl.
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>>731370000
my 16 year old daughter plays a lot of roblox and gachaslop
out of all games I tried to get her to play the only ones that she actually liked was the latest Tomb Raider trilogy
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>>731372240
I wanna fuck Tomie so bad, bros.
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>>731378635
>adopted
Have you been perusing the catalog?

https://adoptuskids.org/meet-the-children/search-for-children/search
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>>731378635
I'll see her when she hits 18
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>>731372240
I want Tomie to eat me
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>>731374296
Why would I need an excuse? I simply won't have kids.
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>>731371193
I think this makes more sense in the atomised culture we live in too, people would often have great art shown to them through cultural osmosis, but these days everything is drowned out by noise and slop.
It's not about forcing your kids to like what you like but about showing them what's out there and helping to harbour interests and passions, fuck starwars and fuck the n64
once they develop taste and knowledge on how to find real art and entertainment you can let them loose.
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>>731378674
As long as my parents are around I won't kill myself, it would be too cruel to them.

Personally I cannot take the "empathy" coming from people who have had relationships etc as genuine because I do not think that they actually understand what it is like to grow to my age without ever experiencing any sort of positive attention from women or relationships. You eventually internalize the lived experience of no woman being interested in you to a point where you just give up on trying to find a relationship.
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>>731374296
Girls don’t like me. Thankfully I don’t care and have vidya and porn to tide me over.
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>>731372240
I want to brutally murder Tomie.
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>>731378635
>>731378805
>daughter
It's already over
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>>731370295
WELL I GUESS I SHOULD STICK UP FOR MYSELF BUT I REALLY THINK ITS BETTER THIS WAY
THE MORE YOU SUFFER THE MORE IT SHOWS YOU REALLY CARE
RIGHT? YEAH!
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>another one of these threads filled with normalfag bait
>retards keep taking it
i wish i could just leave this hellhole
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>>731377765
>It's probably going to be cool as fuck
>Dare you to explain how.

Depend's on your definition of cool i guess, but low-t depressed faggots can't see the adventures in store as fun.

We live in the shit era between the great fuckening and the utopia that comes from the ashes, like we're in a long, drawn out, 1920's-30's. not that any of you weak-willed saps will have a stake in the Great Game to come, but i can't wait for the interesting times to come.
This house of card's is teetering and cannot continue, so the exciting part is 'what happens next'?

but if you don't breed you'll just be an old man, watching it all happen like a soon-t-be-void meeting cuck.
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Why would I have kids?

If it's a daughter she would end up getting spit roasted by a bunch of niggers,if it's a son he would end up trooning out there's no winning
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>>731378635
adopted huh? is that like custom building your own wife?
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>>731370357
>I wonder if kids raised like this will have an existential crisis later on in life once they realize that they are younger than the games they are playing.
You never watch movies that are older than you?
Also, I was born in 91 and I play games from the 80s all the time
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>>731371193
Something with sports and any active hobby, our parents were just lazy fucks cursing the entire board on an autism life lmao.
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>>731379182
Daughters pass genetics better than sons are nicer and more aesthetically pleasing
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>>731378515
then put that leash back on, king.
Middle east and Africa certainly isn't having issues with women.
all is revealed yes, but the lesson now is to make sure it never again happens surely? Times change, the people change, and so will what is right and wrong. same as it ever was.
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>>731379230
Have you considered not being a failure of a parent and working with your spouse to raise your children in a manner which discourages degeneracy and other jewish things?
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>>731379224
>The Great Game.
Only the ultra-rich get to play the Great Game, not Average Joe's like yourself. Talk about delusional.
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>>731379494
Yes. I too love raising future children in a bunker where he/she is home schooled about the evils of jews and globohomo, all while anything outside her familial sphere tells her the complete opposite. It surely won't create problems for either the family, nor the society around her. You do realize that most people's role in the current modern society is pretty much that of a serf and all of your offspring might as well be meaningless, unless they belong to a specific category, like it ever was? Main character syndrom just continues to thrive in retards like yourself.
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>>731379494
Literally impossible in today's time I'm afraid if you ever try to discipline them they will rebel against you by ether getting railed by niggers or trooning out
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>>731370000
whatever they like
I literally don't care what hobby my hypothetical children have, as long as they have some kind of independent interests
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>NO son take my old ps2 and play smt 3 the steam remaster is dogshit they fucked up the audio play this game instead you’ll thank me for it if you cry or quit you’re grounded
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>>731371193
youre wrong because i had both and i picked pc over anything, every single time it was an avaliable option
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>>731379751
You're very demoralized, I hope you manage to improve your life.
Your brains have truly been scrambled by the Jews.
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>>731377798
Well, it does work then. You just need to plan ahead and use that window of time you described. All you need to do then is talk about your favourite train station or whatever.
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>>731370383
>Okay dad I beat all these Ass Combat games, can I finally go outside and play with my friends?
>"Not yet son, there's still one more ace you must defeat."
>Who?
>"Me."
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>>731379482
I'll take my sex robots, thanks. I got fleshlights and onaholes for now, and I've already had sex with a fair amount of women so I got that monkey off my back.
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>>731379224
So a bunch of nothing that will happen in 2 more weeks, got it.
Don't freak out when your kids see the state of the world and rope themselves too.
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>>731379153
please tell me you have a sibling who's bred at least? because if not, they are already very sad that you won't give them a grandchild and the family name dies with you.

I've met a few guys who end up like you (as i said not many, they eventually kill themselves or take up drinking/drugs to die quicker).

you probably did have girls interested in you in your prime years, you were just too neurotic or indecisive.
people want to heelp you because they live in hope. hope that even you can find the joy of companionship and happyness of a family. that will peter off as you get older and older, as people will stop caring to help. why rescue a drowned man after all?
you can bemoan peoples sincerity all you want, but next time, if a relationship opportunity strikes, you should take it and not let go for dear life, even if it embarresses you or feels strange.

thats the only advice worth giving you now.

if all else fails,
you may as well become a monk. at least that would offer spiritual help to you, or make you help others.

death will claim us all if that gives you solace, but creation is greatest immortality. if not through art, than through humble birth of your own flesh and blood.
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>>731370659
dunno, I think this is way better for their developpement then letting them playing some shit manufactured to push microtransaction
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>>731379224
The only thing that keeps me going is believing that, someday, I'll have a pretty daughter. I hope to have about 10 children, most ideally 9 daughters and a son to pass down the last name. These children will be raised well and I'll quickly unfold into near 100 people. I'll drown in a big loving family all from myself and my wife. I just need to sort some things out and then find her.
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>>731380112
There's nothing to improve. Life isn't a fucking hunt for a high score, especially when you consider making it a series of checklists or doing what everyone else is doing. Any schmuck can reproduce, few can create anything of tangible value. It's also why generational wealth is so inherently insidious. The Chinese had thousands of years of history which largely contributed to issues solely on the creation of dynasties and their solution was to castrate anyone who would have threatened that position. That's why reproduction is and remains a soft expression of power, which is also why contributing to (or attempting) to play at dynasties is already a zero-sum game. Don't belong to a lineage of families with hundreds of people who have been hoarding wealth for generations upon generations while mingling with those who decide on whether jew families keep their powers? You're shit out of luck, friend. Better luck next time.
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>>731374296
I am unattractive. :3
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What’s it like having a cute daughter, bros?
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>>731379512
pessimistic little bitch boy is all you are and all you'll remain. i will never die, unlike you. tick tok.
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>>731380535
>The only thing that keeps me going is believing that, someday, I'll have a pretty daughter.
Why? She will end up getting spit roasted by a bunch of niggers? lmao cuck
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>>731380112
Jews are the ones that want us to keep reproducing, they need to keep replenishing their goyim stock.
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>>731380562
That's a lot of words just to blame other people for your failures and cope about how it doesn't matter what you do.
You're right, with your mindset there is nothing to improve and no reason to change, the only thing you should do is kys and spare everyone around you the emotional burden of your existence.
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>>731374296
I'm literally a pants shitting autis
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>>731380590
So is Danny DeVito
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>>731380535
They will all abandon you when they hit 25
Some even less
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>>731380787
No, Jews want unlimited low IQ mud brown slaves, white people are not supposed to reproduce with each other.
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>>731380535
keep the dream alive. don't listen to jews that want you to shuffle off with a wimper so they can take your property at auction. thats the only reason they push this anti-natal shit, to get rid of YOU from the gene pool.

NEVER GIVE UP AND NEVER SURRENDER.
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I've been thinking about asking out a girl, the problem is that she works at the reception of a place I go to, and she probably only smiles when saying Hi and Bye because it is the polite thing to do.
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>>731370295
CHANCES THROWN
NOTHING'S FREE
LONGING FOR, USED TO BE
STILL IT'S HARD, HARD TO SEE
FRAGILE LIVES
SHATTERED DREAMS
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Yikes! At least give the kid a PS1...
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>>731375927
At least set your nephew up with the PC port
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>>731374296
I have no idea why but feminist women like me but i just kinda tell them to fuck off
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>>731381146
Well worst thing that can happen is she says no and you move on with your life, either take the risk or forever wonder if you should have asked her out.
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>>731380610
bliss. the heart aches at how cute and pure they are. wonderfully well behaved too! (at the minute lol)
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>>731380850
lucky for him you dont have any thing to offer and cant even contradict anything he said so anyone else reading walks away none the wiser. dont post again
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>>731381146
You could slowly develop a deeper relationship with her to be sure. Maybe you can start accidentally bumping into her after work or something. Be creative.
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>>731380850
>other people for your failures and cope about how it doesn't matter what you do.
I blame no one in particular. You do realize that your view on things is created from a warped consolidation of ideals that you're even at odds with yourself. You and your offspring might live miserable lives, yet you're not content on seeking solutions that might be more drastic in your own life because you're so deathly afraid of being irrelevant. It's the most basic of human desires, nobody wants an unmarked grave, short life, kids dying because of their own retardation or maybe having to face old age alone. The truly strong man however can face all those things and still glean value from life, the weak cannot. It's just that simple. The morons who keep advocating for "trad" values and family life would be deathly afraid to walk a mile in the shoes of someone who has nothing, but still contributes to their community.
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>>731381142
Enjoy your whore daughter and/or troony son I guess lmao
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>>731380939
this.
White nearly stopped them so they want them gone. Subservient Jeets are their ideal Goy cattle now. It's not an accident they are everywhere.

(the irony is if they get their wish they will all still get genocide by the niggers/ brown hordes eventually though lol. Mutually assured destruction really.)
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>>731381332
Nothing would matter to that poster, people like that are simply too depressed and demoralized to ever even attempt change.
He complains that people are serfs while ignoring the fact that he is more of a problem than anyone else in society.
The niggers and browns are objectively too dumb to ever change or improve, the demoralized whites are the the only people that can fix things but they are too mind broken to even try.
That dude is a loser and he wears chains of his own creations proudly while bemoaning his lot in life.
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>>731373724
Good goy, you don't want children. You don't want to raise the next generation of whites, it's too expensive! By all means, let the blacks, spics, and Indians have all the children. Don't worry, your tax dollars will pay for them.
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>>731370000
Densha de Go
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>>731381251
claim one. They just want you to dominate them and tell them what to do, trust me. women say a lot of words but your actions always speak louder than anything they blather out.

>t. married to a former feminist (''still really a feminist, honest!'')
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>>731373995
Billions of indians
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>>731381513
Just because your parents were awful doesn’t mean everyone’s were.
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Got my kids (7, 3) a ps1 and each a GBA SP.
it's perfect for them.
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If I had a kid I would force him to play euro truck and farm simulator everyday he would get home from school hand me his backpack and be forced to play simulators until dinner time everyday. I will speedrun his autism.
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>>731381146
Most worthwile things in life involve taking risks. Regret can hurt as much as rejection, you won't get through life unscathed.
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>>731380381
Your kids will probably kill themselves following their weak father (if you even have any lol). My kids will be strong enough to not kill themselves and actually attempt build a better world.
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>>731380746
>nigger sex out of nowhere
Mind raped
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>>731381513
lol look at this mad jew/brownoid.

anyway gg everyone, another antenatal thread derailed from its gay agenda. goodnight!
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>>731381568
Your daughter will end up fucking niggers while son troons out lmao
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>>731373440
True my nephews saw my playing Zelda and Metroid and now they themselves play it
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>>731381805
>euro truck and farm simulator everyday
I wonder what would happen if you actually paid him an extremely sum of real money every time he completed a delivery or a harvest. I mean, he'd get a taste of hard work for sure but how would this develop his psyche?
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>>731375259
It’s not that easy, in fact it’s one of the most emotionally and financially devastating things you can do even when everything goes 100% right.
Source: unexplained infertility so we adopted twice. Worth it, but still.
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>>731381336
That's what Ideally would happen. I'd prefer if we could establish a baseline of friendship first and go from there, but then again I've been told that women hate that, but I don't really get much attraction to people who are not my friends so I thought I'd try to do it the 'normal' way.
The thing is I don't know how to do that without being a creep, I don't know where she lives or where she goes to.
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>>731374296
I'm bald, so I have a comfy excuse to never even try talking to women
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>>731380939
>white people are not supposed to reproduce with each other.
Yeah, because a 300+ IQ Emperor of Mankind will surely come from us and will free us all from from the feudalistic troon state we live in.

Get real, your kid will be the same kind of moron alpha you see online. He will spend the entire day playing live-service slop or shitty vidya with microtransactions at every menu, he will learn about gender bs before history from his school, his social circles will teach him to brainlessly consoom media that is behind subscription services, the moment puberty kicks in he will become a porn addict, and all while surviving by eating the leftovers from the ruling class.
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>>731374296
Having a family is so overrated, fuck normies and their gaslit creed.
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The mass proliferation of cocomelon and indian sweatshop youtube kids brainrot media by modern normalfag parents convinced me the Jews were right about goyim and we do deserve subjugation.
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>>731381981
What made it so emotionally devastating for you personally? If you comfortable sharing your experience
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>>731381485
Well thankfully I actually tried and succeeded at life, I have a paid off house, children, a wife, and hobbies I can afford.
You seem like you have never actually tried due to fear of failure and reading your posts it seems to be a list of reasons why that's acceptable to you.
That isn't the life I want for myself, I hope you're happy but I sincerely doubt you are given how many words you use in your cope posts about your worldview.
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>>731370000
I never understood anyone who found the great fairies attractive. They look like a wine aunt
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>>731381972
*low sum
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>>731373524
Why is that woman harassing a little kid?
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>>731382018
>>731381568
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>>731381651
Did your son have to win that TV and game in a sweepstakes in a experiment where he's trapped in his room for a month?
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>>731370000
my kids are pretty big into the blue and paw patrol games even though theyre kind of terrible, good thing i pirated them
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>>731381838
I won't
Thankfully I won't even live a long life
You can have fun putting more people in the world to be miserable I guess
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>>731382015
My kids go to a real school, so no.
Youngest is in 3rd grade and they went to see the nutcracker with a bunch of other schools. One of the ballerinas did some 6-7 thing and every school group except ours went crazy, ours properly stayed silent and looked mortified and disgusted that anyone would act that way in a theater. I was so proud.
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>>731380439
My sister has two kids, so the bloodline of my family wont' die with me, not that I give a fuck because as far as I am concerned the failure to reproduce is in itself a failure at life and me having no kids of my own means that I have no future woth giving a fuck about.

>you probably did have girls interested in you in your prime years, you were just too neurotic or indecisive
Lol
Lmao even.
All the women who I thought were interested in me ended up turning me down/friendzoning me. I didn't come to the conclusion that I am unwanted due to lack of trying, I did actively go on dates, use dating aps and try to pursue women I was attracted to but my interest or feelings were never recicoprated.
The only time a woman has ever expressed interest in me first, was when a girl I had a crush on suggested that we'd start dating out of the blue at a bar during her birthday, only for me to fumble it due to being taken aback by her suggestion, and the fact that she had been flirting with my friend earlier so I thought it was some sort of game she was playing. She ended up getting together with that friend of mine and every time I see them I am fucking reminded of that night. It is especially annoying/resentment inducing when that guy tries to offer me relationship advice.

> if a relationship opportunity strikes, you should take it and not let go for dear life, even if it embarresses you or feels strange.
As if that sort of shit is even an opportunity to me at my age. Most women my age are already in relationships or have kids of their own, not to mention my inexperience at this age is already propably a massive turnoff to any women that might be interested in me.
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>>731375950
i did, this is my 3rd reincarnation that i can remember. theres been many before that but theyre so distant you cant even remember them, even the one before the last feels like a fever dream
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>>731376405
>which is hell for a guy
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>>731374296
my wife died of brain cancer and i've been to depressed and sad to get over it to find someone to fill the void
i'm about to hit 29 as well
>>731370000
CHECK DOISE FUKKEN NUMBERS
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>>731372787
>Muh ancestors
Always a retarded argument because our ancestors also never had to deal with the landscape that is the modern internet and social media.
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>>731381801
Sorry to hear that, someday you’ll grow out of your jaded “redpilled” phase.
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Why does 4chan want to ban kids from being into contemporary culture? We want to force everyone to like what WE liked as children. OUR interests are the most important.
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>>731382047
Want true despair, faggot?
>Move to a new town to get an apartment
>Landlord rents out a bunch of very lovely lakeside apartments and is a spiritual orthodox clergyman. Stay there for a few years.
>As i've worked in a superintendent position for years, help the aging man out with his properties and just generally do stuff when i have time from work, even build him a greenhouse.
>They used to live with a large family since the 70's and the large apartments used to belong to their adopted children due to the guys wife being infertile.
>They raised a total of 7-8 kids and the dude had built an Eukterion on the grounds, a very beautiful one at that.
>As a result, he had modest wealth but nothing too crazy. He had years and years of moderately successful businesses, some working out, some didn't.
>Dies like a bitch because two of his adopted sons decided it was worth the effort to rob him and kill him.
>Sons of a spiritual household with no former criminal offenses.
>Give statement at police station, move on with life.
Life can be truly shit, no matter how much effort you put in. Once you realize that, the easier it is to accept that inevitability. I'm not depressed because i'm negative, i'm depressed and negative because i've seen what extensive effort breeds. Jealousy, family feuds, poor judgment, greed and non-sensical little clusters of false life that burst the moment the illusion is shattered.
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>>731372715
>Bringing a new life to this world in fucking 2026 just because you wanted to like le parent experience
Talk about selfishness. I know I would be mad as fuck if I was a kid growing up in the late 20's-
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>>731370000
>Failed normalfag crying thread
>Will reach 500+ posts
Give these mods a pay raise
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>>731381994
Women like confidence. This is because of course they are biologically attracted to strength and a man who is secure and sure of himself appears such. It could be said to be more important than physical strength in modern society. So you should make bold moves occasionally, but time them when they make sense. Ignore if it makes you feel like a creep or not, instead think of her perspective. Think about how much she knows in a situation and how what you say can be interpreted. If she is receptive and you make a strong move it can make her fall in love. Something to tell her that she is safe with you and that you are stable. At first you'd need to be subtle until she gets comfortable with you, but then you can slowly make your intent more obvious. Maybe try telling jokes if you ever speak to her during her job and make a character for yourself. Something to mean she'll want to interact with you if she sees you in other places. If you really need to find out where she goes, you could probably find an excuse to be in the proximity when she leaves and watch in a nonsuspicious manner.
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>>731382307
>only for me to fumble it due to being taken aback by her suggestion
>you were just too neurotic or indecisive
Sounds about right
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>got a wife
>got a daughter and a son
>she left me when the little girl was 1 and the little boy was newborn
>3 years later she wants to come back
>missed all the bonding and cute phase of the kids
>battled depression and suicidal thoughts for years
woahhh so fun
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>>731382042
For starters, nobody in the process is on your side. We hired a consultant (who thankfully was) and the birth mom was 100% for us to adopt right at birth with our names on the birth certificate and she didn’t want to see him because he would be ours first.
The adoption agency changed her terms to include monthly pictures and to share our contact info. She wanted zero contact.
The adoption agent, when bringing the final signed documents over, said after walking in “you know you’re very lucky she signed these, her family could’ve helped take care of them they’re very good people (lie).” Not congratulations, not anything happy, just admonishment.
The nurses refused to take the child to us after he was born first and handed him to her when she asked them not to.
The nurses put her name on the birth certificate and she made them change it.
The nurses put her name on the footprints page thing.
The doctor who delivered her refused to come talk to us even when we asked.
The birth mother told us TWO nurses causally mentioned she had 48 hours (Texas) where the baby was still hers and not ours.
The hospital staff refused to come do any new baby counseling.

Oh and, I am not making this up, my wife is a FUCKING OBGYN WHO WORKS AT THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AND DELIVERED THREE BABIES THERE THAT WEEK AND THE ENTIRE STAFF KNEW HER. AND THE FUCKING ADOPTION AGENCY WORKS WITH HER OFFICE AND THE GODDAMN CUNT AGENT ALREADY HAD HER PHONE NUMBER FROM PATIENTS SHE’D SENT THEM.
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>>731382880
we warned you about the 3dpd bro
no one to blame but yourself
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>>731370357
Why would this matter to anybody? Do you not watch old movies, read old books, listen to old music?
At this point >90% of Star Wars fans are probably younger than the original trilogy. Who cares?
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>>731382824
>Girl has been flirting with another dude all night
>suddenly brings the prospect of dating up to you out of the blue

My drunken ass being taken aback by that was to be expected. I am choosing to believe that she was just trying to make the guy she was flirting with jealous or something because the alternative of her having been genuine in her question is too painful for me. Especially when she did end up getting together with that guy.
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My 4 year old daughter and I have been playing Sonic Adventure 2 mostly for the Chao Garden. We're having fun.
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>>731382048
yeah I was sexually aware from a young age, but I never cared for pointy polygons
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>>731382793
Well, I'm confident.
Confident I'll get arrested or banned from that place. Still, thanks for the little bit of insight anon.
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>>731370357
Millennials like me don't have a crisis when they found out their favorite music predates them by 20 years, why would games be different?
If anything, seeing how gaming has stepped back in a lot of ways is what might cause me to feel bad.
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Where do shut-ins even get girlfriends? I suppose I like food so maybe I can hang around a club or something. I don't mind if the girl is a bit of a normalfag.
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>>731383393
Being a shutin/shy/asocial as a guy is a massive turnoff for women.
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>>731372715
>To sacrifice my time/money/energy to pour into another individual and give them the best opportunity ever.
>VS
>To be a selfish cunt who won't sacrifice a minute for anyone other than themselves.
If it's true that you had entirely selfless motivations to have kids, that you're a part of some grand design that will shape the world long after you're gone, and that your death will be a rewarding and cinematic Hollywood-esque scene where you're surrounded by loved ones then get down from the cross that you and only you placed yourself on. For the life of me, I can't comprehend any other reason as to why parents would let childless people live rent free in their heads other than them regretting their life choices and needing to believe that anyone who didn't get browbeaten into it like they did is a bad person and will suffer greatly for their sins as a coping mechanism. Actual happy parents don't give a shit about do they seethe as seeing another adult without a kid at Disneyland or playing with Legos.
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>>731383384
You don't understand, we are le ants on chungus rock in big purple sea. Big number not wholesome to think about. Just thinking about these things gives me a bigger crisis than downdoots.
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>>731370000
The "killing their neighbors for canned beans and bottled water" game.
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>>731383453
I'm not really that shy or asocial. While I'm content sitting indoors and not having friends I also really like talking to people. I feel confident I could charm a girl but I really don't know where I'd even meet one.
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>>731383664
Women don't like guys who have no friends. It gives them the ick.
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>>731382541
my 3 year old's favorite game is a monster truck game on ps1. he loves monster trucks. We're planning on seeing them at a monster truck show sometime in the near future. My 7 year old loves Kirby and Minish Cap. They've even been useful in helping motivate him to read.
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>>731382924
Jesus I didn't know the hospitals were so hostile and forceful, I hope you at least had the chance to stop them from cutting him apart.
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>>731383092
I think you were too scared to say yes. Shit happens anon, I fumbled a clear shot or two. Don't let it get to ya. Do your best to get another opportunity with someone else, life is too short to be bitter.
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>>731379751
>Yes. I too love raising future children in a bunker where he/she is home schooled
Why wouldn't this work?

More seriously though, I wonder if there is an ideal amount of social teaching to prevent kids from just rebelling against all of it.
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>>731375259
>Choosing the option that is equivalent to getting cucked.
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>>731383952
In my 32 years of life that was the only time shit like that had happened to me. I am not going to allow myself some sort of retarded delusions of hope that things may get better. It is more diginified to resign oneself to one's fate than hold onto hope.
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>>731370295
ALL I WAAAAAAANT
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>>731378207
i just want you to have some kids so my kids can grow up with yours you miserable faggot. i dont want you to die alone in a medicare facility
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>>731384039
>Why wouldn't this work?
Because unless you live in an insulated community like Amish or other religious circles, the public schools and other outlets for the child's life will always affect their life. That's the whole point. Strong values and advice gets eroded by rebellious behaviour, because everyone else does the opposite. That is the whole insidious logistics behind it all.
>Teach kid about right and wrong, along with a strong moral compass.
>The education system/society in large rewards those who perpetuate the system.
>More seriously though, I wonder if there is an ideal amount of social teaching to prevent kids from just rebelling against all of it.
There isn't and msot successful attempts usually end up with kids going into custody or the family they come from branded as lunatics, as per usual.
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>>731378515
>Modern women aren't any worse than the ones that came before them
They ABSOLUTELY are
The unrestricted, unfiltered access to worldwide communication is specifically what gives them the OK to act the way they do. Modern Social media removes all natural biological shame a woman could ever possibly have because they're constantly given excuses and passes for why they can act this way
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>This post gets deleted
>But leaves the thread up anyways
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My son has naturally picked up many of my interests, though I've never attempted to force it. I've certainly tried to guide him away from the same old retarded shit, but gently.
He loves Minecraft, I've accepted this.
He also thinks Roblox sucks and only plays Fornite extremely casually and infrequently.
Hes older now and will prompt shared interests. "Dad when are we doing Lord of the Rings this year," "Can we watch the Harry Potter movies as I finish the books," "I want to watch Star Wars again. The cool old ones."
I can see our similarities. He's trying to get into city builders apropos of nothing. He enjoys Carcassonne, the Simpsons and plays drums. Most of these are from me, but I look back and don't think I ever "forced" anything. Just natural osmosis and exposure.
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>>731384275
Nta but sending your kid to public school in modern day is retarded. Any caring parent would homeschool. The "village" wants to pry your children away from you now more than ever.
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>walking the other day
>dad walking his kid home from school
>"...Yeah, video games are cool, but you should go and play with your friends in person, ya know?"
>burning desire to immediately jump into the conversation and scare the kid straight by saying he'll end up like me
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>>731384205

> i dont want you to die alone in a medicare facility
Lmao, I'm killing myself way before I end up in a medicare facility. Seeing my grandparents go trough those places has put me firmly on the camp of offing myself before I become infirm.
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>>731384281
Women will do whatever they can get away with, its in their nature.
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>>731384508
It isn't without it's caveats though, you would have to also keep a very private life and restrict the friend circles of your child to people you could trust. Even then nothing guarantees there won't exist a large rift of cognitive dissonance between being home schooled and taught very moral values, just to see that you might as well live among apes when you finally strike out on your own. It's a total breeding ground for life long depression at worst.
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We grew up with normal games and media for our time, therefore we’ll force our kids to consume 20 year old slop because we said so. If the slop came out when we were 12, it’s less sloppy than what’s out when our kids are 12. Right guys?
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>>731384543
yeah fucking right. you people always think its just super easy to kill yourself. go ahead and see how fast your instinct kicks in right as youre about to do it.
people that talk about doing it are never the ones that actually do.
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>>731384964
We'll see, what has kept me from acting on such impulses thus far has mostly been the idea of it hurting my parents, when they are out of the picture I have no ties left to this world so all I'll have to get over is whatever self preservation instincts remain.
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>>731384931
The worst part of forcing older media on kids is that it isolates them. It is terrible to make them feel like the stuff of their time is unworthy of being enjoyed. You essentially force them to reject a part of themselves.
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>>731384115
The fact is that it happened, and it can happen again.
>It is more diginified to resign oneself to one's fate than hold onto hope.
Would you want to have that as a quote on your tombstone? That's pretty uninspired if you ask me. You should aim for a better one.
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>>731370000 (Checked)
Action adventure games like OoT, Majora's Mask, Windwaker and even Nier:Replicant are probably the type of games I'll introduce my kids to.

Also fighting games like the SoulCalibur games, Tekken and of course Nier:Automata if I have boys so my sons don't end up gay and for family bonding.


>>731374296
I don't care about your average woman all that much. They take way too much from you and give too little in the form of emotional warmth, sex, food, housecare and just being a good friend. I'm pretty sure a lot of women feel the same way about men, but until I find a woman that I'm attracted to not just on a sexual/physical level, but on a mental an spiritual level, I don't want to bring children into a home that is destined to fall.

>>731370383
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>>731375195
Sorry lads. I know it can't fix anything, but I truly feel for you and hope you're okay.
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Me going to the strip club in gta 4
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>>731385190
Dude people are already fucking isolated even if they're in the same media bubble. Most social interactions nowadays are rather vapid and annoying. I'd rather introduce my kids to shit that will teach them good life lessons and inspire their creativity rather than be cheap Hollywood bullshit pandering to the most lowbrow of denominators.


Teaching them to have standards in what they consume and what inspires them isn't a bad thing.
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>>731374296
Im not white or a multi millionaire with a YouTube channel with millions of subs
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>>731370504
This is an equally lazy approach to the parents that just let the iPad raise their kid. Games, television, the internet, fucking TOYS, all of these are fine as long as you are doing your fucking job as a responsible parent and monitoring what your kid is taking in to cut off the bad shit. That nuance is entirely lost on modern parents it seems, it's always one or the other and they'll both fuck the kid up
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>>731384668
and they can get away with more specifically because the nature of modern society allows them

the times make the man and the bitch
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>>731374296
I don't have enough money for it.
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>>731384964
I remember one guy who i used to know who was into camping via trailers and had a bunch of them. It was a very enjoyable hobby for him to go visit some place in summer and set up shop with a trailer. His wife found him dead in one of the trailers and a hose was rigged to one of the campers from a running car while he had written a small note on their financial troubles. Dude went down doing what he loved, even when he killed himself.
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>falling for the jew propaganda
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What the hell happened to me that instilled me with constant feelings of shame?
I never feel like I do anything right or even true to myself. I feel like I never say the right things. I spent my entire life feeling like I never mattered and that I shouldn't impose on others. Literal bikecuck mentality.
And now I'm burnt out and my poorly regulated and bottled up emotions come out in outbursts against my family. I feel like any concern given to me is mean to imply I'm doing something wrong, and it makes me feel even shittier about myself.
I spend so much time worrying about how other people interpret my actions and words when they probably never paid any attention to me because why the fuck would I, a rando, matter to them? I don't even matter to me
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>>731385501
The only jew propaganda in that image is the divorce part.
Given there's an actual coinflip chance of you getting divorced (in the US at least), you WILL be reamed and raped for every dollar you have due to how absolutely unbalanced the divorce courts are against you (assuming you're a guy).
Getting married carries the same risk as gambling half your savings and property on roulette every day, except at least the gambling has a chance of doubling your goods. Marriage is all risk, zero reward.
Anyone dating in this thread right now (in the US), just stick to being a GF/BF, even if you end up having a kid or adopting one.
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>>731385198
I have no reason to expect such opportunity to come by me again and I've become so jaded and resentful towards the world that I would propably just fail at taking such opportunity if by luck one would come by.

>Would you want to have that as a quote on your tombstone?
I don't really care. The future past my own life doesn't matter to me at all given that I'll never reproduce. I got no obligations towards anything beyond my own lifespan.
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>>731385649
Spend less time worrying. My guess is that you're bad at social interactions, but smart enough to realize it, so you're hyper-focusing on any minor misstep.
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>>731385649
I know that feel. The dominant emotions I have are shame and self hatred. 90 percent of memories etc that come to me are shit I feel ashamed of. I often end up saying shit like "why do I have to remember that?" to myself whenever I recall such moments. My memories are a personal cringe compilation. At times I wish there were drugs that I could take that would let me forget everything and everyone I've ever known.
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>>731370659
I'm glad my mother got me to appreciate Cat Stevens and two of my fondest memories from high school/uni is coming home with a new, old, book and my parents finding their old copies.
Sorry you are still rebelling against your parents anon.
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>>731375126
Life turns grand once you start fucking fat girls.
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>>731385875
Retard, divorce rates are HEAVILY skewed by unfaithful serial divorcers on their 5th narriage you can see coming a mile away. For normal people the rate is much lower.
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>>731386606
I'd rather fucking die than be with a fat woman.
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>>731372787
Our ancestors could improve their lively hood by having kids. Having kids in the modern age is a net negative investment into your overall quality of life.
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>>731386140
>I don't really care
I think you do. I think you would much rather have a different one.
>I have no reason to expect such opportunity to come by me again
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition. Did you have a reason to believe that an opportunity would occur back then? Because it did, anyway. Life is crazy my man, but you have grab the bulls by the horns and live it.
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I'm a faggot, ill never have kids.
Don't want my shitty genes to be passed forward either, it dies with me.
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>>731386641
Amazing, how did they figure that shit out poindexter?
What's the rates for the likelihood that someone will """only""" divorce once?
Huh, huh? You nerd burger.
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>>731386641
Holy cope.
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>>731370000
Why are they trying to film their kid's first boner?
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>damn this looks like shit. You finished filming, dad?
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>>731386758
I have given up m8. There is no fucking point in my view to bother trying or hoping for a better future at this point, I am just wasting my life on surrogate activites and waiting for death because I missed out on so many formative steps of life that I feel that I am far too behind to ever catch up. Again, the average 15 year old girl has more romantic experiences than I do. I am well into being a wizard and from my point of view it would be pathetic for me to even try to attain a relationship at this stage when most people who do have relationships and families get their first romantic experiences when they are still in high school.

I am an old, loser virgin, and to me pep talk trying to push me towards seeking relationships or holding onto hope, be it from irl friends or from strangers online, just comess off as condecending and insulting. I do not understand why anyone would bother with that sort of insincere encouragement beyond either malice or fundamental incapability of understanding the hopelessness a person in my position is in.
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>>731370357
I grew up loving music made decades before I was born. They'll be fine.
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>>731387067
nah, kids play roblox and it looks like shit
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>>731386323
Thats a vicious cycle because the more you recall something the better you memorize it. Try remebering something cool you did whenever you have these flashbacks. You probably can't delete them, but you might be able to overwrite them.
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>>731386147
bro I was at a restaurant earlier this month and I was getting the food from the counter and bringing it to my family's table after they called our number, just going back and forth getting the plates as they were set on the counter up front. And when I was going to the counter to get the last plates, they were still finishing them up and I didn't want to just stand there staring at them, so I just started grabbing napkins from the dispenser on the counter while glancing back to see if they were done so I could grab them.
And the dude behind the counter starts calling me out for grabbing napkins from the dispenser instead of the ones at the table. I guess it was for to-go orders and he didn't want more shit to restock or something, but man I was thinking about that interaction for the rest of the night.
Can't even grab napkins without feeling insecure and having people point it out and making comments. It was a middle eastern restaurant so maybe it's a cultural thing, but I really don't see why he thought it was a big deal. I always think maybe they're having a bad day, but it feels like other people get away with so much worse and everyone pretends not to notice. But when I do something, no matter how minor it is, all of a sudden that's the tipping point for them that makes them decide they want to say some shit.
>>731386323
yeah it pisses me off. Leave out something from a customer's order, realization kicks in later that night when I'm lying in bed, and I'm up for the rest of the night. Assholes get to be assholes and don't lose sleep over it. They probably unironically get more respect because they're at least not afraid to have some balls. I never got into fights in school, so I never got the shit out of my system. It makes it even worse when someone wrongs me today, because I think about all the other times I let it slide when I shouldn't have. But now that I'm an adult I can potentially go to jail or lose my job for standing up for myself
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Visual novels and jrpgs
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>>731370000
Are they suggesting that it's a sexual awakening type moment?
OoT came out right when I was that age and I always considered them hideous, especially with the literal screaming cackle that accompanies the reveal.

Bitch looks like a gypsy/witch and someone to avoid.
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>>731370295
WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
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>>731370000
I'll teach 'em to emulate on a computer so they can play Wii and DS kinos
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>>731382068
She's a notorious Australian activist and she's going after people of her own intellectual level and she still got bodied.
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>>731374813
>You'll either learn to settle
jesus christ... as the other anon pointed out, it's much better to choose to be alone. Not just for you, but because of her. I feel sorry for whoever you goaded into being with you as your consolation prize
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>>731384508
>Homeschool kid
>Has no peers day to day
>Doesn't experience things normal kids do, cannot relate to others their age
>Parent constantly hovering, breeds dependency and/or resentment
>Parents themselves have to take up the burden of teaching the kid on top of everything else they do to keep the house running
sounds good
Only homeschooled kids I know had weird fucking parents too. I don't know what the one family was doing to support the household since they didn't really work, and the other family their mom killed herself
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>>731374296
Ugly and shy. The worst combination.
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>Not having the fold out poster for Rampage Universal Tour that was actually a guide for the item trading quest to get the biggoron's sword on the back
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>>731382006
If I had a choice between being a bald ugly man or being a handsome silver fox, I would pick the latter! My age is the same as Selena Gomez's age. You know what they say! Men age like fine wine if they have objectively amazing genetics.

Even women look beautiful with silver hair!

https://katiegoesplatinum.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/long-white-gray-hair.jpg
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>>731370295
MY FRIENDS GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND HE BEATS THAT BITCH
HE BEATS HER EVERY DAY
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>>731378347
It's pretty easy to base things like this off of personal experience. NTA you were replying to, or the one who had his girlfriend for six years, but I don't have any feelings for marriage. I couldn't care less, and I've always felt this way. I had a long term girlfriend of many years after knowing I felt this way. I never told her, but she did want to marry, and I was planning on proposing to her to make her happy. In the end I found out she was unfaithful.

I guess my point is- some people don't care about the rituals, and not all relationships are guaranteed to last even if you've been with them for many many years. My mom and dad were together for ten years, and now they hate eachother. My aunt and uncle were together for six years, and got divorced with no feelings for eachother but are still friends. My brother divorced his wife after five years due to finding out she was unfaithful and him finding someone else because of that. I also have other family, and plenty of friends who have been in long term relationships, where it didn't work out. If you get married without a prenup, you are legitimately fucking yourself in the long run if you originally had the majority of assets from the start. If you get married WITH a prenup, it creates an odd scenario where your partner believes you are already planning incase you part ways, meaning in a lot of eyes that you didn't believe in the marriage. (which may not be the case, but people are stupid)

If you are both well-adjusted adults, you shouldn't need a ritual to prove you love eachother. If you want to do it, that's cool, but some people don't understand that some just aren't comfortable with marriage, and refuse to respect that sentiment. If both parties can't even see eye to eye on that and respect that, something as minute as that? I wouldn't see it lasting. Also, marriage rates are falling very fast due to many people sharing the same sentiment.
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>>731387746
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>>731387108
>I have given up m8.
Why are you here chatting with me then? Also, what does the romantic experience of a 15 year old you don't even know and grew up in another world than you has to do with your life? You don't live the life of other people, you live yours. If you're not happy with it, fix it. That's well within your power.

>I am an old
Kek, I know of a guy who had a kid in the ripe age of 71

>just comess off as condecending and insulting.
That's because you choose to take it that way. In reality, it's caring. You might have given up on yourself, but your freinds clearly didn't.
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I'd rather shove a heated coathanger up my urethra than ever have children.
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>>731376176
aww don't worry son it will happen to you eventually....I hope! Don't get to like 50 then realize it cause then it will be too late
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>>731387806
Likewise! ;p
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>>731375927
>>731376065
Remind me of posts like this. Maybe they have partial influence by tiktok trends but surely it counts.
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>>731387746
Honestly, it kind of sucks. I'm only 29 but my hair is already starting to turn silver. My mom had salt and pepper hair in her 40s, but I'm most likely going to get it earlier. Supposedly it's from stress, which I could see. I don't see the appeal.
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>>731387108
They're genuinely trying to help, they just don't get how comfy giving up is. It feels like all the pressure is gone and you can just exist and enjoy whatever you have left.
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>>731373524
Boys are disturbingly good at debating because they don't give a single fuck. Never enter into an argument with them as you are guaranteed to get verbally annihilated
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>>731377319
He should just be brown and get everything given to him anyway via affirmative action
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I'm 28 and have been a neet since high school
I've never been on a date with a girl
I've never kissed
i don't leave my house ever because i don't drive
i live with my parents (they are poor and dying)
i don't have any friends
i am autistic and have adhd and ocd and anxiety and none of it is diagnosed
i take no medication and get no money from the government
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>>731370921
lol get banned
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>>731388274
FUCKING. BASED.
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>>731373524
>wank
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>>731388274
>get no money from the government
not even trying
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>>731387108
By the mid 30's to 40s everyone ends up the same place. Washed up, stuck in a loveless marriage, dead end job and wishing they were 20 again heading for a midlife crisis and divorce.
Even the little nostalgia about past experiences one has left ring hollow like they happened to somebody else. Looking at old pictures of yourself you look at a stranger who lived a life different from yours. You cant connect to that part of yourself anymore, might as well never had happened at all.
All you have is whatever is in the future, for better and for worse.
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>>731387910
My friends feigning to give a fuck about me by giving me unsolicited relationship advice at parties or in bars etc, doesn't come off as caring. It comes off as condescending and insulting, especially when these same people don't ever interact with me outside of such alcohol related social occasions. I'm alone almost every day of the month, the couple of get togethers/bar nights per month are the only times I see these people and I don't fucking need them reminding me about how alone I am by them telling me I ought to find a woman. Such "advice" makes me resent and hate them rather than appreciate them.

>>731387965
There certainly is a degree of comfort in just letting go and accepting ones doomed lot in life.
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>>731388487

>There certainly is a degree of comfort in just letting go and accepting ones doomed lot in life.

Word.
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>>731370101
i feel like i was smarter as a kid could clear these old games with ease back then
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>>731370000
I always find it interesting seeing how happy people are to birth little loosh farms for the archons. Its adorable that people are so clueless to the world around them.
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>>731370000
>games
My offspring are going straight into the bitcoin mining tube, as bezos and musk would've wanted
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>>731388589
The only way to escape the loosh farm is to spiritually transcend, being a miserable cunt doesn't achieve that.
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>>731374296
i'm not a handsome swedish millionaire
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>>731388487
Again, that's your jaded view on things. Would they invite you if they didn't care about you? A lot of anons on here would give an arm and a leg just to get invited to a party, and here you are complaining about it. Why do you even go there if you have given up and they're "condescending" towards you?
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>>731389298
I go because those occasions are the only source of socialization I have in life and loneliness is painful.
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>>731374296
>shit up the internet by reacting to things for kids, exposing them and shitting up subcultures as a result. Make millions
>go to Japan to shit it up
Well at least he's consistent. I feel bad for the kid that will grow up being stared at and bullied his entire life.
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>Thread stays up but the antinatalist post got deleted

So are the new mods tradcucks now? We got rid of the tranny jannies?
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>>731374296
It really is not worth it.
Not for me, not for the kid(s).
Literally no reason to do it other than "I want to", and I don't want to.
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>>731381568
Good goy, yes, think of your race. Bring more slave--- I mean, more whites into the world. They will inherit your chains, I mean, the world! Yes! Go master race! The Jew cowers in fear every time another kid they can rape and then enslave pops up in Satan's playground!
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>>731375195
Shit, man. Hopefully someday there's a fix for whatever is making her infertile
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>>731389530
You got some fixed ideas about yourself and people around you m8. Focus on the things you have and the things you can change.
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>>731370357
How is it possible anyone plays chess without committing suicide?
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>>731389929
What got deleted?
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>>731370295
Parenting is wasteful.
The advantages of being childfree and the facts you are fixing the overpopulation make impossible be a parent in modern societies.
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>>731390613
okay now how about all those damn spics and niggers
they are out breeding the whites
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>>731374296
Our girl's got it all figured out
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>>731372559
Indian, mexican and chinese people are scared of the extinction of white people.
The World will collapse if everybody are brown and black. Remember, Wakanda is a parody where black use alien tech for fix Africa because is fiction
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>>731370504
>brainwashed middle-aged /pol/faggot doesn't have kids
lmao many such cases
>Still, if I had chil-
nobody gives a shit
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>>731390750
Get millions of dollars and don't even need to show your pussy or raise a kid, (24/7 job) makes sense to me
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>>731390693
This is why you vote Republican because they're the only people trying to do something about the issues that scare people off from starting families ranging from woke shit in schools, career felons being released into the public by activist judges, taxpayer-funded government waste, the relentless onslaught of unvetted immigration, etc. If you sincerely want a family, you shouldn't let all these problems prevent you from achieving that dream but for fuck's sake, starting a family just to outbreed other people is putting those people before your family.
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>>731388274
You should be on medication
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>>731370000
Despite being pretty financially stable, my parents never got me consoles growing up, not even last gen or handheld ones. I just had a few shitty low-end family PCs so most of what i played was boomercore PC games and pre-PS2 emulated games, so outside of a few low-end indie games like Undertale i could never bond over the kind of games other kids my age were playing. Not to mention in my teens i used to post on places like /v/ and /vr/ a lot because it was the only place where i could talk about these games so i often got game recs from here.
While all my classmates in school were talking about Overwatch, PS4 Spiderman or Fortnite i unironically tried to bring up shit like oddworld, total annihilation or vib-ribbon at school and getting chuckles and blank stares, and remembering it still makes me want to bury my head in the sand.

If you have kids, please just buy them a decent PC or current/last gen consoles and let them play new shit.
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>>731370000
nice digits
i think a steam machine (once it comes out) + steam family sharing with their own account would be a cool way to get your kid into whatever games you’ve played with a simple console-like experience.
some people shit on these videos as being washed up millennials forcing their spawn to relive whatever popular culture they were into as a kid but honestly shit is so zogged out nowadays i cant even blame them. probably better for their brains
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>>731374296
i was so dumb i didn't choose to be born in a rich nordic family
i'll try next time
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>>731373524
People said that about the zoomers in 2016 and on, so you'll have to excuse me if I don't believe Gen Alpha will go full NHH. Based kid though.
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>>731373524
Lmfao. Rekt that whore.
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>>731370000
what's the point if the nigger cheated? his ADHD mind would NEVER allow him to finish the game without a guide
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>>731372621
must be nice to have 10+ children all paid for by taxpayers
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>>731370000
>crtl+f floor
>no results
Wtf are you faggots talking about in all these posts?
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MILLENNIAL SISTERS, STOLEN VALOR!!!!! STOLEN VALOOOOOORRRR!!!!
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>>731393851
Sitting on the floor was pretty normal for N64 but TV on the floor is really odd.
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i just play sports with mine
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>>731387521
You can easily have them make neighborhood friends or go into a program if they have a hobby that allows it. Peers aren't necessary though, they are like weights put around your neck.
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>>731370220
just by the crop you can tell the dad likely owns at least something capable of it, don't be a retard
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>>731394475
>You don't need social skills
>t. /v/ poster
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>>731370101
Truly the authentic 90s experience
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>>731375987
>Shitloads of lonely women out there
i don't even know where to begin
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>>731370000
Why do normie millennials use the internet to be performative in every aspect of their lives? Has to be the most vain modern generation by far.
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>>731370000
>On an old CRT
I fully admit. I am 36 years old, I have nostalgia for CRT monitors, but I would never, I mean NEVER force my child to play Video Games like this. If I had to I would make him play on an emulator and have the CRT Filter for the nostalgia effect.
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>>731371193
This is a good point. You need to make sure they are not just hardwired for Minecraft and Fortnite. Having them play games like Kingdom Hearts, Metal Gear Solid, or even Katamari Damacy would help kids to learn there is all sorts of experiences in the world. If they choose Minecraft and Fortnite it's because parents were lazy.

My Dad when I was younger made me eat all sorts of food from Indian, Mexican, Vietnamese, Chinese, Mediterranean, Italian. Without my Dad I can almost guarantee I would turn out to eat fast food and end up in poor health.
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>>731394989
Millennials grew up when institutional trust was still quite high but they were also getting a lot more blatant with the propaganda. Turning them all into narcissists was part of the plan.
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> You have a DUTY to have children and repopulate!!
> Because... BECAUSE!!! Because, okay!!


This is what you sound like
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>>731395574
>Posts a variation of a meme that's whole point is that the desire for children is inevitable
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>>731395574
The term you are struggling to remember is biological imperative.
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>>731395574
That isn't what they sound like.
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>>731370000
>repating digits
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>>731395574
Meanwhile, I'd argue me being a basement dwelling neckbeard is good not just for me but all of humanity as a whole.
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>>731374296
>Be born rich
>Pay youtube to force him down everyone's throats for years
>The whole videogames-on-youtube scene is forever ruined because of him
>Fucks off
k
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>>731395574
Why, you want to save the white race, don't you? The only way to do that is to make more goyslaves to work manual labor. Not stemming the tide of unlimited immigration or using your tax dollars to benefit yourselves instead of foreigners - no, the answer is to spend all your disposable income on your children, who will then grow up and work at Wendy's. THAT'S how we fix everything!
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>>731370000
Checked but also giving your kids video games is just setting them up to be some weirdo that browses sites like 4chan when he grows up.
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According to the ninendo app, my kids have played mostly minecraft and mario cart.
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>>731370659
My 2 year old daughter already loves SM64. Prime target audience.
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>>731370000
>making a spectacle out of your child being sexualized by an famously sexualized scene

Real groomer energy here.
>inb4 "that's not what's happening!"
Online discourse about the great fairies from OoT has always been "oh boy, this awoke something in me when I was 5". This person is obviously capitalizing on this for upvotes and views counts, which implies that the parent was guiding the outcome of this event. It's disgusting.
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>>731374296
I hate women more than they hate me
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>>731396103
You sound like a homosexual
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>>731396103
A Dad bonding with his son over bitches is literally normal.
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>>731396860
as a fucking teenager yeah, you fucking retard. not a 9 year old
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>>731396103
>>731396860
>Nice ass on her, huh son?
>ARE YOU LITERALLY SEXUALIZING ME RIGHT NOW DAD??
grim puritan future
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>>731396860
>"you threw a rock at sally cause you like her? heh. remind me of when i threw your mother through a window"
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>>731370000
I'm guessing this is a Millennial Derangement Syndrome thread?
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I’m 34 and I knew for a long time I never wanted kids. I’m just a selfish asshole at my core, but I embrace it.
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I have an absolutely massive collection of games to play as of now. If I had a kid he would already have a different experience with gaming then I did since I only had like 10 games while they'll have hundreds.
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Demoralization thread
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i got hepb from fucking too many hookers

same stigma as having aids but im not dying rapidly. Bloods poisoned. Im out of the game. Ive never had luck with women anyway so its almost like crying over milk that hasnt spilled yet. Only thing i could do is use a std dating site, find a girl with hepb, probably catch herpes from one and then have a kid thats born with shitte for blood. Too much trouble. I just bought a sex doll to keep me company and have accepted my fate. Getting old with no family is going to be life on hard mode.
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>>731370357
If anything, what would be more likely to fuck with the recent/current batch of kids a bit would be realizing that "Forever Games" (i.e. games that can keep selling as must-haves for multiple console generations and continue to get official updates for many years) were nearly nonexistent until relatively recently in gaming history.
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>>731370295
YOU"RE GONNA GO FAAAAARRRR KIIIIDDD!!!
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>>731397559
Your curse for being a fakecel
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>>731370101
This. Literally playing with the guide open is NPC slop
Of course that's all he ever could be as a tiktok setpiece
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>>731384307
some janny got slighted by this post in particular
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>>731374296
Her voice is so cringe and annoying only an autist like pewdz could get with her.
I'm a gamedev and just lift weights I don't need to go do a bunch of cringe cardio I can just do sets in between gaming/webdev/gamedev sessions and go on hikes on the weekend
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>>731375927
I literally could not keep my little cousin from staying on my SNES and playing Mario and Megaman X all day and he was one of those unironic Fortnite kids before.
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>>731370000
Only the finest AAA slop and nothing older than him
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>>731373524
Lmao that foid was so shocked a kid had the balls to say what everyone else is already thinking
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>>731370295
PLEASE STAY I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OWN
IT'S THE END OF THE LINE
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>>731373524
>filtered
KEKYPAW NEWFAGS DESTROYED
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>>731373524
lil bro bodied that freak
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>>731373524
I love when bratty shotas correct older girls
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>>731370295
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
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He needs to argue with his wife about a divorce in another room to complete the N64 experience.
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>731399067
>look mommy i posted it again
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>>731374296
My gf of 5 years left me, which did something to my brain and completely mindraped me. I was a pretty big chad before her with an above average bodycount and had a pretty crazy kill streak before I met her.

Shutting myself in for 3+ years after that basically gave me full blown autism. From being a psycho running up to random chicks to flirt, to a cave dweller who struggles talking to old cashiers. Some people just weren't made to have kids and I think I'm in that category. I passed through the 5 stages of grief coming to this conclusion, but I feel as though I am finally arriving at acceptance.
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>>731382924
hahahaha get fucked loser
>raising another man's son
LMAO
could not be me!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>731370000
>pedo parent getting off on a kid watching this
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>>731399195
I can vaguely relate in the outcome department. I was finally getting my shit together in the late 2010s after a couple decades of being an autistic late-starter retard, I had a well-paying office job with a security clearance, I was becoming a pretty regular guy who actually socialized with co-workers and other people IRL regularly. And then COVID hit and, when I got fired due to downsizing from pandemic-related cutbacks/operational cost increases in mid 2021, that regressed me badly. having to move back to my childhood home for a couple years due to insanely shitty luck with the first place I moved into on my own worsened matters; the only reason I have my own place again now is because of my grandmother dying and leaving me her apartment
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>>731390613
>overpopulation
Retard, you can not have children, but at least be honest about it. Don't spread this damaging horseshit.,
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>>731370357
The little idiot is posing for a picture with the props his retarded dad has set up. Nothing more.
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>>731374924
Yeah, and the kid just happened to have a 30-year-old gaming magazine right next to him.
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>>731382539
You are a retarded argument. Showing how you are crying over relatively nothing when compared to other generations is the best possible argument.
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>>731376753
I'm sure your parents are terrible people, but I still don't think they deserve a rotten rat like you.
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>>731370659
This one sure made tendies shit and piss their diapies in rage.
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I'm about to be an uncle, and I think I'll be satisfied just helping out with my nephew on a part-time basis rather than being a full-time dad. I'LL be the one to introduce little Anon's Brother Jr. to classic games.
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>>731370000
>>731370295
i'm in my early 30's and some of friends are starting to have kids but they all have only daughter(s) and when their wives post family pictures they lowkey look disappointed and have that dead look in their eyes like they're doing the MrBeast Thumbnail smile
also they have no time for vidya anymore
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>>731370000
This is child abuse.
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i'm not having children.
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>>731370357
Why the actual fuck would you have an existential crisis oyu goddamn homo? Do you also get panic attacks from listening to song made before 2010 you underage retard?
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>>731372715
I'd probably kill myself if I passed my mental illnesses onto my kids. Knowing the potential is there is child abuse. I can't imagine forcing someone to be alive with that in their head. This disregards the financial aspect and parental temperament needed for kids to grow up right. I couldn't do it.
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>>731400384
There was definitely something lost in my youngest uncle's expressions and demeanor after his first kid (a daughter) was born. But I could genuinely see light coming back into his eyes when his next kid (a son) was born a couple years later, presumably because he can relate to him so much more easily (especially including gaming). And also because the daughter's a massive narcissist/attention whore lol. I don't hate her, but she kinda did annoy me last weekend when she made herself the main character of my sister-in-law's baby shower, she's too old to be doing that shit
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I feel like I'm the only insane person here who has a job, a shitload of saved money yet still refuses to talk to girls.
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>>731375265
>>731376194
If you don't do everything you can to preserve your existence, you don't deserve to exist. If you aren't willing to burn the entire world down just to preserve your own existence, you are WEAK. Only one person is allowed to exist. Do you want to be that person or not?
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>>731389891
>shit up the internet by reacting to things for kids, exposing them and shitting up subcultures as a result
This isn't said enough
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>>731400384
Is it really so bad to turn your daughter into a tomboy? There's plenty examples of them getting into boy's clubs solely because of their dads, like shooting or dirt biking etc.

Or maybe you don't really have that choice and it's a crapshoot whether daughteru will be into your hobbies.
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>>731401771
>Or maybe you don't really have that choice and it's a crapshoot whether daughteru will be into your hobbies.
You do have a choice. You can choose to beat your kids until they magically transform into clones of you. If it's not working, you're just not beating them hard enough.
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>>731370000
the "lifetime housing rental" game. the stakes are super high, the graphics, super real.
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>>731374296
>Signing up for divorce rape
>2026
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>>731370220
this lmao
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>>731376686
you mean millenidroids?
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>>731402597
>japan
lmao. they dont do alimony or child support out there. moving to japan for marriage was the most iron-clad pre-nup money can buy
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>>731402643
Why are boomers (failed parents) like this?
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>>731374296
I'm deathnic, short, and ugly.
He's white, tall, good looking and rich, to boot.
Not rocket science, mate.
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>>731370000
Poor kid.
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>>731370921
there is nothing wrong with being selfish, im tired of this shit.
every living being (except some brainwashed retards) is constantly acting selfishly and thats okay
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>>731375724
its also psychological trauma to tell a kid that sex will harm them without them experiencing it first ?
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>>731403587
were they wrong?
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>>731378935
>i need to wait until the girl is 18

why are you like this
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whatever brah, let's play doom
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>>731402643
This isn't biased at all.
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>>731403902
Your kids will grow up to despise you for what you did to them.
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>>731370969
First game I remember playing and I was born the same year super mario bros released
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>>731374296
>What's your excuse /v/?
I am not incredibly wealthy from scamming retards and children too retarded to install and ad blocker.
My entire life is a constant concern about my immediate life circumstances where I could end up homeless within a short period of time.
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>>731382048
Same. I found the bombchu lady the hottest as a metaphor for the attractive "sex sells" bartender trying to use her sexuality to lure into play her game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuZmVaR_-j0
Pic related is a drawing I made roughly 3 years ago now?
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>>731404229
>pink hair link
DOBSON
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>>731404282
Ehh try more ALTTP link sprite liker, Wasn't dobson that blue bear guy who was like hold up lemme handle this and over exaggerated a confrontation he had ? thats yikesville
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>>731404048
Lay off Ming, man, the fuck did he do to you?
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>>731388365
Sorry, GOOON GOOON *drools* URRRGGHHHHH GOOOOOOOOON FR FR

Is that better?



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