RAAGGGHHHHHH 4 DAYS!!!!
>>731380206I'll wait for marathon
>>731380206I already know High Guard is going to be a BLAST, what hero are you most excited for guys?
Geoff Keighley spoke to IGN about Highguard and how much the game means to him:“Highguard will be the most important shooter ever released and will shape the entire future of the games industry. I have not been as emotionally moved on this level by a project since Multiversus.”
>>731380206>Gives them the the last Game Awards slot for free>Is the only person on the planet doing their marketing Do they have dirt on him or something? Not even Kojima gets this kind of unwarranted shilling.
>>731380579He's probably a major investor, thinking that he can use his influence to ensure he gets his money back.
>>731380441>since MultiversusGrim
>>731380441>since Multiversusearly end of life confirmed
Shieldbreaker forming!!!
I'm going to play it day 1 and buy the most expensive battle pass!
>>731380441>since Multiversusa /v/ classic
>>731380579>Gives them the the last Game Awards slot for freeThis is bs
>>731383761Truly a Joker moment.
>>731380206>won't play on LinuxREEEEEEEEEEE
>>731380206I'm hype for it to fail. I live for spite.>loser, cope, pathetic, etc.I don't care.If the industry won't make good games for me to enjoy then I can only enjoy their bad games failing.
I'm all for less shilling in the world, but this almost seems suicidal.
>>731380206We keen to BLAST /v/? Which character are you going to be BLASTING as first? For me its this AWESOME mongolian (?) bear guy with a revolver. It's such a cohesive design! I, too am filled with venomous, spiteful hatred. I don't know how this happened but I can't stop wanting to dunk on failures like this
You know its bad when the shill posts lack effort. sage
>>731380441
>>731383761MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>731380441@Grok is this real.
as empath, i feel really bad for the devs. imagine everyone counting down the day for when your dogshit game drops so they can laugh at it and play it just to milk it like a digital lolcow. worst part is you don't even know what you did wrong.
>>731385169>bear guy with a revolver. It's such a cohesive designHello fellow blaster, before you cum your pants from this epic design, it's been confirmed this game has a loadout and loot system. You can pick up weapons from chests and swap them out.
>>731380206god i hope it has some seriously fucking pozzed character designs and pronouns on the character select screen that we can mock for months to come.worst case is it comes out and everything is too bland to even make fun of.
>>731380441>I have not been as emotionally moved on this level by a project since Multiversus.and it will end in heartbreak for him again!
>>731380579>>Is the only person on the planet doing their marketingThey've been astroturfing hard the last couple weeks. On Reddit the narrative around this game has shifted to "Le poor indie company sabotaged by dorito man when all they wanted to do was surprise us with a great game".There's no way that shift happened organically.
>>731380206SLOPGUARD THE ONE THAT GUARDS THE SLOP SHOOTERSTHE SUCCESSOR OF CONCORD
>>731380206For a game with absolutely zero marketing beyond the Game Awards reveal, people really found a way to milk it
>>731380206>lunch already stolen by deadlocklol
>>731380206What is it exactly?
>>731380441Hobby Journalist, Tired Streamer | I hit record and blow out the mic | #BLM | #StopAsianHate | LGBTQ Rights | Icon: @ScruffyTurtles | Reposts ok w/ credit!-_-
>>731380206geoff is such a fucking retard lol
>>731380206Hahahaha look at that woke ass garbage
>>7313870863v3 MOBA-adjacent "Raid Shooter" FPS Instead of getting minions down a lane to blow up the enemy towers, you fight raid bosses scattered on the map so you can get powerups and that sword-key that destroys the enemy tower, allowing you to go and fuck up their base or something like that, allegedly
They're using the Streisand Effect to build incredible hype around HighGuard.Staying silent is the best move, and *YOU* got played!Everybody is talking about the missing marketing from highguard but they don't realize YOU'RE THE MARKETING!!!Thanks for the free advertising~
Like most people today I've been losing my absolute MIND about the trophy list. Head is just swimming with ideas, theories, lore ideas, plus plenty of epic moments and hype.The question is: which one do I tackle... first?
>>731380206HIGHGUARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!
>dorito pope doubling down on his retardation love to see it
>>731380206When they go low, we go Highguard!
Concord was lightning in a bottle in terms of being a glorious failure. It was bad in so many different ways that it looped around to being good. There was so much context behind it that made it hilarious>snoy spending upwards of 400m to develop it>them banking on the francise being the "future" of snoy>el professora>the multiple cross media productions that were going to give the game a lore foundationEtc. Etc. It was all so hilarious to watch it crash and burn because of all thisThis new game doesn't have the same context as concordIt's just a mediocre or bad game made by some unassuming devs who probably tried their best but their best just wasnt good enough. It's not going to be funny to watch the game fail. it'll just be boring
>>731387364>3v3 MOBA-adjacent "Raid Shooter" FPSI'm going to assume this is all a joke and that people aren't going to play this
>>731387364This is the very first time I have heard the game is 3v3. That fucking sucks and I hate it. (I already wasn't going to play it) Stop chasing esports
>>731387384Most of the list is "win the game" filler that can be obtained casually. I'm guessing the time ones aren't difficult because there are two of them at around the same time limit. "Overwhelming Force" can count as a "Protocol Three" win if no one dies. I think the Anchor Stone one might be hard if it's possible for your random teammate to destroy something else and fuck it up somehow.I'm curious to why 77 is a considered a special number to the devs. "Send their regards" might be tricky if legendary weapons are 1% chance to unlock or something, but it's only silver so it can't be that hard. Honestly very lazy and boring achievement list, they refused to give this game any personality.
Who's your favorite Highguardian guys? Mine is Max Forthigh.
>>731380435Man Sword, the Zoomer Cut and Self Inserto, the boss bitch.
>>731388820>This is the very first time I have heard the game is 3v3That's because he literally pulled this out of his ass.
>HIGHGUARD HYPE
>>731380206So what are most of those comments saying?Just calling it Concord 2.0?
>>731388820The 3v3 part is one of the most "alleged" and is based on the trailer never showing more than three characters together at once. There may be multiple modes with more characters... but probably not.
>>731389060>>731389086Thank you. Hilarious that now I still don't know what the team size is meant to be.
>>731380441He's clearly have played tons of GOTY quality games like Sekiro or ER but why his taste remains dogshit?
>>731380340kekI'll play neither.
>>731389309>Achievement for winning a raid mode in under 12 minutes with at least one member of your team never dying is called Protocol Three>Party wipe achievement icon is three skullsI am feeling strong 3v3 energy. The only "mode" in the achievement list is "Raid Mode" so they'll be pivoting to Battle Royale mode later.
>>731389548>He's clearly have played tons of GOTY quality games like (fromslop) or (more shitty fromslop) but why his taste remains dogshit?maybe because those arent good games. also, his job is not to play, his job is to present. he is in sales, if he was a player he would make content like streaming or something instead of sucking corporate cock and blowing millions of dollars just to laugh in our faces every yearyour taste is just as bad as his is. play a fucking real game some day, why dont you
>>731388986"Broccoli" Rob Mulato
Why the fuck is it releasing on a Monday of all days? Literally the worst day possible for a release.
>>731380206Concord 2 soon
>>731380206We have zero idea about what the game is. Is it an Overwatch clone? Is it an extraction shooter? Is it more like Unreal Tournament? Destiny? What is the genre aside from shooting guns?
2026. The War of the Wokeflops begins.Our Belligerents:>The Bussin' and Paladins-Maxxing, moderately Jaundiced HIGHGUARDvs>Outta the Dishwasher and into the Laundry Cupboard with the rest of the Detergents MARATHONIt's the Face-Off the Gaming World is quivering in anticipation for.Reddit. Youtube. X (Formerly Twitter) (Soon to become Twitter again). "Those" websites your HR Wine Aunt warned you not to visit.All are glued to their Social Media feeds RAVENOUS for news about the Sloptacular Cyber Pablum eSport GRUDGE MATCH BUST UP.A grueling, no-holds barred Juggernought [sic] wrestling match to the (very quick) death between two High-Octane AAAA titles that will DEFINE the controversial but long-running 'WOKEFLOP ERA'.It's one for the history books folks.eSports will never be the same.--- Sponsored --- : The Greatest Cyber Athletes Ever Known To Gamerkind Are Emerging To Compete In These Hot Titles Releasing In 2026 — Here's How You Can Reserve A Slot In Their Lobby And Show Off Your Skills On Their Streams!This One Weird Trick To Uninstall Notepad Saved My Career — Learn How In This Easy Tutorial!Free RGB 'Hydra Xephalon BlackSTEEL AnalogMAX |HYPER| Edition Premium Pro' eSports Gaming Wig With Any 40-70 Year DDR5 Mortgage!--- End of Sponsored Content ---Blink and you'll miss it.Be there.>Absolutely No Login Queue GUARANTEE!
You guys think they'll do a pay-to-play early access weekend? My wallet is quivering in anticipation...
>>731392859kek finally a good fucking post
>>731380441>since Multiversusheh
>>731392859>This One Weird Trick To Uninstall Notepad Saved My Career — Learn How In This Easy Tutorial!
>>731392859christ
>>731380441>since MultiversusKEKAROO
>>731392859needs that vince mcmahon voice over from his leaked bbc texts vocaroo
>>731385769Ahh, now I see why it's being called a "new breed of shooter" and "truly innovative", my mistake. >>731385872I'm hoping theres some Baz-tier designs that someone was smart enough to keep out of the early marketing after Concord.
>>731388986The pink one
>>731380206>launch on monday instead of the weekendwhy?
>>731393864Having never seen whatever this is I feel I have to choose the blonde hammer, the artstyle makes me heavily concerned about how they handle a dark elf
>>731392859Don't be mean and hateful anon.Could you have made a better game?No.
>>731380441It needs to be a success or else nobody would pay gazzilion shekels for the final ad spot
>>731380441>most important shooter ever releasedMore important than Doom?
>>731393962The west's slop attempt at """"anime"""" that includes>Magical transmen>Lesbians>shutterstock image bread and light posts>Also, the actual story is boring dogshitAcross the board, an actual waste of money and time.
>>731394007>Mean and hatefulIt's just bants bbe>Could you have made a better game?Idk they don't hire white males any more so we'll have to 'cop the flop'... for now
>>731380206Sorry, I'm a Babylon's Fall chad.
>>731380206AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Guysguess the concurrent player count once it releasesI'm saying ~15k max
*does nothing*
>>731393962>>731394078You forgot the best part>paid for by poor saps that thought they were supporting the actual anime industry
>>731380441>since Multiversuskek
Genuinely baffled as to how these games even get made
>>731380206lmao is anyone besides Dorito Pope excited for this?
>>731394987money laundering
>>731392859Highguard is the clear favourite here, assuming they're competing to see who can be a bigger failure. Marathon has bungie fanboys and... isn't a hero shooter.>>731394007Put me in charge of the studio and... yes honestly probably.
>>731394987boomers telling other boomers about how those kids totally love that Overwatch game.
>>731380441>Dorito Pope whoring himself out again for penniesLike pottery
>>731395110>bungie fanboys still clinging ong-d it's pathetic
>>731392859who is the woman on the right?
>>731395256one of the policewomen at the recent very sad bondi beach holocaust in australia. instead of trying to prevent the criminality she put her hands up in that position and started awkwardly dancing or gesturing. hopefully she got the mental health support she needed.
>>731380340
>>731380579He's in the epstein files
>>731394987A mix of greed and laziness.They WANT to be Prime Overwatch/Apex/Fortnite and make billions of dollars from one game and dozens of microtransactions.BUT they're too lazy (or scared) to try something new, so they copy what worked and throw a gimmick on it in an attempt to steal the market. Many have tried. Only a few have succeeded.Fornite stole PUBG's thunder with a gimmick (building) that really did revolutionize the gerne, and Marvel Rivals managed to steal Overwatch's thunder because Blizzard got cocky and incompetant, plus they were able to coast off the energy of the wavering MCU.
>>731380441>>731387071It's sad when the anons here steal shit off Twitter.
>>731392405It's better for the devs so they don't have to work over the weekend in case of maintenance or other issues. I agree that it's stupid.
>>731392859too long unc but>Absolutely No Login Queue GUARANTEE!caught my eye kek
>>731383761I push my fingers into my eyes!
>>731385769wow this really is the game of the ages. How did they dream this up? Just amazing creativity. I can't wait to have a blast
>>731396168Go back
>>731387697you're missing the point.Everything you said is true, but this game simple carries on the blatant stupidity of the left. Even brainwashed normies are cringing. It's a sight to behold
Will it be like Marvel Rivals where everyone cries about not being healed?
>>731389309This wtf. They haven't even announced team sizes lol. Holy shit.
>>731396431Crying about not being healed is a universal personal problem
>>731392859>Paladins-Maxxing, moderately Jaundiced HIGHGUARDHoly guffaw
>made by titanfall devs>no nottitan to ride inWhy?
>>731394987Is just propaganda anon. Got should understand this by now. Unless you're low IQ genetic trash, then you will never understand and always be the slave class
SlopguardFlopguardConcord 2
>You should kill yourself. NOW!!
CHADGUARD STATUS???????
>>7313970872oncordcon2ord3oncord4oncordand so on
>>731392859TWO SLOP ENTERNO SLOP LEAVETWO SLOP ENTER NO SLOP LEAVE. I gotta tell you, we've got a legend with Bungie's billion dollar sale and reputation on the line, plus or minus some art theft, vs the Titans of Titanfall, that flopped twice, squeezed out an unexpected success in Apex, and came out of absolutely nowhere with this...and then dissapeared completely off the planet afterwards.We have shills that are REALLY fucking interested in making shit threads, but can't talk coherently about any gameplay of this or any other game.
>>731397502>gameplayit's a banned word in western gamedev nowadays
>>731397489Every player of Highguard on one couchvery fitting
why do ((((they)))) fear us so much chadguard bros?
WARDENS ASSEMBLE TO ME MY SKIBIDI STEED
>>731392859Can I get the gaming wig without the other thing? I'm broke for the pc thing but I'm going bald here.
>>731387609>this is the only piece of marketing they could afford splurging on dorito pope showHow embarrassing
>>731380206How many tomorrow? i'm thinking at least 400k minimum
>>731392859see zanzibart niggers, THIS is how you do a funny post
Highguard? More like High Regard.
>>731394987>Overwatch comes out and explodes in popularity>"oh shit I want that hero shooter money too">game takes 8+ years to finish because that's AAA development works>Overwatch has since killed itself with a shitty sequel and there's now hero shooter fatigue in general>their faces when
>>731394987Don't they have focus groups with gamers to get feedback on their games at multiple stages in development?
>>731394987most are money laundering with millions going to consulting the irs need to get involved
>>731380206>over = high>watch = guardTruly a return to form.
>>731394987Bean counters see some GaaS shooters at the very top printing money, and consultants/experts tell you to that people yearn for gay mystery meat characters.
>>731392859can someone voice this?
>>731380206Will it be free to play? Because if it is, I think these niggas may just do a Kagurabachi and propel the game to success.
>>731392859>>731400173I tried voicing it like a stadium announcer (crowd included)Please enjoy the autismhttps://vocaroo.com/1cdZ5XVqMhtk
>>731401000KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>731401000HOLY TRIPS OF KINO
>>731401000Blessed!
>>731392859>>731401000reddit could neversharty could nevertwitter could neverthat's why 4chanb0sses stay WINNING
>>731401000Mush mouth ruins it
>>731401704it is what it is mengcan't fix that
>>731392859well it's better than anything you can read on reddit nowadays at leastsolid 10 seconds of golf clap from mea properly produced vocaroo would be gr8
>>731380206Ok but for real thoughWho is gonna play this shit?
the fact that highguard hasnt said anything must be some kind of marketing move because ive heard more about this piece of shit in the last two weeks than any other upcoming game.
>>731403110maybe they're hard at work getting the deal with ben shapiro to put charlie kirk in the game as unlockable skin like nicki minaj in fortnitethat will generate some buzz
what the fuck is this game?
>>731380206RAUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHI'm going to be john fucking highguard and love every second of it
>>7314010009/10, no hedgers&clippers or seaking
YOU MADE ONE FATAL MISTAKE JOHN HIGHGUARDYOU FORGOT TO LOWBLOCK
>>731387364So it's a Deadlocklike?
>>731401000Ok now someone take this and make a youtube about it with the original post as a thumbnail
>>731404775No, because in Deadlock you get minions down a lane to blow up the enemy towers instead of fighting raid bosses scattered on the map
>>731395880Yea It's only ok when we steal shit from here chud
>>731404869some brown person will soon enough
>>731401000The crowd cheering really does elevate it to a higher level.
How much did they pay Geoff for this?
>>731392859>>731401000imagine if the devs of those games saw/heard this fucking KEKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>731401000one does not simply create kino this good…
>>731392859>>731401000SOVL
>>731392859>>731401000lmao
>>731392859truly cathartic to take a big fat steaming shit on the westurd wokeflop games industry. now flush!
Don't forget two of the main Concord team are part of the Highguard dev team
>>731392859please somebody post this on r/GCJ
>>731404869>The War of the Wokeflops - Highguard vs Marathon
>>731405960No redditor who reads it may survive.
>>731392859>words words wordsthe right can't meme the right can't make games the right can't make art
ok anon have fun with highguard :)
I am fucking pumped.Why can't I preload the game already??
cant wait to eggroll my neghole in Hightuard
>>731380441can’t tell if he’s joking
>>731385169Can I get a HUZZAH for us having a BLAST?
If the game turns out to actually be good, we'll pretend we were always hyped for it, right?
>>731406926does he know?
>>731406926>"if pigs fly you're gonna be so mad!!!"Never going to happen.
>>731406926No, I can own up to my mistakes in judgement and change my opinion based in new information.That said, I won't have to this time. Because it won't be good.
>>731380441I believe this. This is real.
Chuddies gonna be pissed when it ends up being giga kino
>>731401000How do you niggers manage to produce kino (audio?) like this, every time, lmao
every single poster ITT is Vladimir Putin
>>731380206What games are next?TopdefendSummitshieldPeakprotectZenithcover
>>731408585it's just basic audacity workrecord your lines, add echo and reverbplace generic crowd cheering behind it and boom
>>731409182UpParry
vodka cyka blyat I like dogs
So... when are the sponsored videos and streams supposed to roll out? They're really gonna shadowdrop that shit without fanfare? Also releasing on a monday is extra retarded, just pay a skeleton crew to work during the weekend and release it friday before nigga.
>>731380206I wonder how tense are people at the studio because we have no idea if it will flop.
I still think they should just buy/license an IP to replace the art style and release it in 6 months under a different nameImagine this shit with like Ninja Turtles or Terminator license - a motorcycle instead of a horse and shit like that
>>731385169In the trailer he goes rage mode and pulls out his pistol, truly subverted my expectations.
>>731408972Why?
>>731409962>IT'S MY TURN....BEAST MODE!!!>whips out gun anyway
>>731392859>>731401000>inb4 jeet_nation or any other twitter grifter steals this
>>731409871No, release it as is it's gonna be kino of the highest order.
>>731380441holy shit, Geoff enjoys - and at this point even contributes to - major flops just like us. maybe he really is a GAMER
yes yes, we're all laughing at the epic vocaroo that's effortlessly funnier than anything the likes of hbomberguy or sam winkler have ever produced, but really we need to think deeply about the serious problem afflicting the Western games industry that's staring us all right in the face: why is EVERY SINGLE GAME flopping??emergency measures must be deployed to help the industry recuperate and reignite the white funko man's sense of western canonical continuity - how about Skibidi Toilet Tetris? Hawk Tuah craft? get David Jaffe on the line, we need Labubu Kombat STAT!free daily dubai chocolate deliveroo for a week if ordered thru Amazon Prime? delivery driver does one of 4 TikTok dances in viral new form of consumer satisfaction assurance? (+$40 tip). Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced starring in major role in new Fable game?F*CKING. DO. SOMETHING!!!!
>>731406329The left loses twice to an orange cheeto and can't sell its shit art without bankruptcy.
>>731401000kek
Are they really planning on shadow dropping this game ? If they wanted to do that why have a big trailer at TGAs ? Just do it like Apex and announce the game + roll out the sponsored content + release the game the same day. And do it on a Friday, retardos.Can't believe some companies take years to develop a game and they fumble right at the finish line on the most common-sense decisions.
>>731411945It's not really a shadow-drop since they did the big announcement last month. Their social media team probably determined the best course of action was to shut off all pre-release announcements to not give the general public and content creators ammo to mock the game with until it released and people could actually play the game themselves, since a lot of the criticism of the game is towards the art direction and general genericness to its look.
>>731412174this game is going to be free, right? i'll probably give it a shot on monday just so i can see how laughably bad it is and have actual comments for future threads after the inevitable shutdown in a month or two. one of the most damning things about Concord and other games of this nature is that they had the balls to demand money upfront to experience the cringe - this might have some legs just based on word of mouth, people are certainly talking about it to an extent
>>731412367I wanted to try it too but it requires TPM and Secure Boot so I'll just play something else, can't be bothered to enable it.
>>731409182Overwatch
>>731409404>when are the sponsored videos and streams supposed to roll out? On release day or a day before, probably. They probably believe people didn't "understand" the TGA trailer so they will "let the gameplay do the talking" now.>They're really gonna shadowdrop that shit without fanfare?Not really a shadow drop since we already know the official release date. And being TGA's final trailer is a pretty big fanfare (I still think the final trailer was supposed to be Divinity but the leak ruined it).
>>731380340Just play both nigga
