>Thread speculating about the new Total War Warhammer 40k game>dies and ignored>Thread about Taucows>500 replieswhy are you fags like this?I just want to talk about the game.News when?
Sex with blue women. Also don't expect to hear anything until Q3 at the very earliest.
>>731399482>News when?Soon™
>>731399482I just don't give a fuck knowing more than half of the factions will be dlc
Why did the 40k fandom seemingly advertise themselves as niche, hardcore badasses and nerds then simultaneously welcome in porn addicts, gays and trannies into their hobby and fandom groups?
>>731399482>new Total War Warhammer 40k gameWho cares? It's gonna suck, just like all modern gamessex with blue women, though
>>731399482Fuck you tourist. If you don't know CA's pedigree by now then you deserve the broken trash fire game that it will eventually be, if it ever releases at all.
>>731400102Men are the horniest beings in the universe, eunuch.
>>731399482>>731399540blue is the sexiest skin color. that explains reactions to mass effect and the tau and that warcraft race and etc
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>>731399482she looks BUILT
>Cock check guardsman! For your sake it should be soft.
>>731400732for extermination
I hope Sebastian Yarrick and Ciaphas Cain are LL for the Astra Militarum.
>>731400102All you need is for some sci-fi log to say an alien race has udders and you'll get this.
>>731400102>fanbase>welcomeGames Workshop is a corporation full of w*men and other low lifes, they make the calls. The nerds don't get a say
>>731401253Ciaphas Cain was no lord, he's an agent type character at best
>>731399482>>731399540>>731400258>>731400425
Post real (lore accurate) niggas
>>731400102it was already over the second they let trannies stay, they bring all the degeneracy (specially porn addiction) whenever they go
>>731400102>Why are sweaty nerds who pretend to be tough online degenerates?
>>731399482orkz iz best
Why is she so sweaty?
>>731401526explain how black people are lore accurateare not all space marine made from the same gene pool? shouldnt they look identical?is race mixing banned? after tens of thousands of years of race mixing everyone should look like brown asians.
I'm yet to see a setting/universe more basedboy-friendly than warhammer. It's so fucking sterile and uninspiring it's mindblowing.>but muh giant space suits and genocideSafe edgy shite. It feels like I'm watching a noodle arm pink haired faggot play Doom Eternal. To him it's his peak testosterone experience.
>>731401815Because the dumb bimbo is heating herself up more by doing those hand motions.
>>731400102they stopped being 12.
>>731400102>let them inthat faggot nigger henry niggerfaggot cavil shilled it to capeshit watching faggots and after that it was all over. the actual fanbase fucking hates everything games workshop has done since like 2014
>>731400102Surely you don't think that "hardcore badasses and nerds" are "wholesome chungus traditional heterosexuals"?Liking things straight and simple is a normalfag thing.
>>731400102>karens burns down star wars>karens burns down star trek>karens burns down marvel>OH A MALE DOMINATED FRANCHISE, BETTER BURN IT DOWNIt never fucking ends
>>731401903>are not all space marine made from the same gene pool? shouldnt they look identical?No, they just get implanted with "geneseed" aka primarch cum.>is race mixing banned? after tens of thousands of years of race mixing everyone should look like brown asians.The idea of race mixing leading to the creation of a single "All-race" is science fiction bullshit at best, even latinos, the closest thing to that irl, have clear features relating to their native ancestors.
>>731401993you blame the karens but who let them in and put them at the reins?
>>731401993Karens sound based for killing off all that garbage
>>731399482Made for BBC
>>731399482>why are you fags like this?Big titied tau GFs are like the only thing of value in the Tau Empire.
>>73140199340k wasn't burned by karens it was burned by modern british basedboys. Femstodes were created by guy with severe daddy issues and serena williams fetish.40k is burning because of basedboy authors.
>>731402006how are latinos any more mixed than mulattos or hapas?and all of those are the results of the past 500 years, where most of the time race mixing was very limited to few places on earth with only two racescompare that to what is happening right now and it is only going to get more common in the future and then expand that to tens of thousands of year into the future and there wont be anyone without at least 3-4 different ethnicities in them left
>>731399540Only BBC could handle this much thickness
>>731399482>Thread speculating about the new Total War Warhammer 40k game>dies and ignoredPretty grim for creative assembly and games workshop but that game falling on its face and dying would be the best thing to happen to both of them.Hopefully it sends CA into bankruptcy.
>>731400102Are you implying that the 40k fandom likes what Games Workshop is doing? Are you some kind of retard or something?
Where does the busty Taus meme originate from anyway
>>731402274/tg/ wankery
>>731400102James Wokeslop has been destroying the setting since ~2010. They made the emperor non binary, they added LGBT (yes including trannies) characters in dozens of books, they're trying to make the setting "inclusive" by excluding their fanbase and destroying their lore.
>>731402336yet they post record profits, how curious
>>731402336>They made the emperor non binary
>>731402412They sell plastic crack. The lore is just an afterthought.
anyone who gives a shit about fictional lore is a drooling retardthere isint a single setting in existence that makes logical sense
>>731399482Sanguinius should return just to so he can fuck T'au hoes.
>>731402546Nyah, he'll just poses Dante to fuck those cows with Dante wanting die more after fucking said cows.
>>731402131>>731399482>>731399540>>731400732
>>731400102I am eternally thankful to 40k for absorbing all the brainrotted culture war tards so Fantasy and AoS can stay chill.
can we go back to talking about blue tits
If you told me 20 years ago that the Tau would go from cancerous rangedfags to blue titcows I wouldn't believe you because you barely saw their faces in dawn of war. Crazy how time changes perceptions of things.
>>731402786Tau (and their) players have always been cancer, they just change what sort of flavour they are.
>>731399482You gonna post more big titty alien bitches or what
>>731402412It's not all sunshinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi3ssuTNvGg
>>731399482>wokehammernot videogames, fuck off
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>>731403006>wokeposterFuck off with your wokeshit, woker.
>>731401778I hereby present evidence that orkz are not the best.
>>731400101I just wait till the game is all released with the dlc and pirate it. I don't play them online so I don't need to buy, I genuinely would love to buy. I actually did buy total warhanmer 1 and 2 with most of the dlc minus the more expensive ones, but I got mad that they kept doing that shit and just go straight to pirating the whole thing. Im not even interested in total warhammer 3 because 2 has better reviews and I don't really know what I'm missing out on if there is any improvements. Am I missing out much on tw3?
>>731403486>Am I missing out much on tw3?Much more content and pretty much everyone that has all three plays just three. It's not the massive jump that two was over one but it's still better unless you want to play vortex for the stories or something. Bad reviews are mostly because of jewry and the laziness, i gave it a bad review but still play it.
>>731403486>Am I missing out much on tw3?memeortal empires is the only reason to play the game singleplayer anymore, if you've done the narrative campaignsthe smaller maps are multiplayer only really
>>731403486buy tw3 on sale for like 10 bux and unlock all the dlc for free via creamapi
>>731401815>>731401926She's about to suffer a critical overload
>>73140010240kek is like Dark Souls. Fakes being hardcore, but that only attracts autistic troons that want to show off.
>>731402941>stock PLUMMETS>it's still 2 times higher than it was 2 years ago>went less than -7% in month time after record highWhy do stockfags cream their pants when they see company go -1% in red in single day when overall stock is going up like crazy for like last 5 years?
>>731403369Dey hadz fun.
>>731402941Yes that will show them...
>>731402941>chartfag grifters are now moving on to stock price analysisfucking lmao
for me it's ASSassins
Thought this was female E-Hero Neos from thr thumbnail
>>731399482>games that are going to be fucking dogshit to the point nobody really careswhat are you even expecting
will ordertide be viable or will Imperiumtards be permanently hostile against everyone
>>731400102loneliness makes them mistake lust for kinship
Why is everyone so mad about femstodes? They look cool
>>731405107they lack patience and foresight because they want profits now now nowit's kind of like /pol/fags when they claim jews and Israel are finished when they are inconvenienced in some minor way and the next day things are normal again and they go NEXT TIME IT WILL HAPPEN FOR REAL I JUST KNOW
Taucow boobs should grow until they get too big to move
>>731405681Big E would never tolerate the presence of women, he's an enlightened flaming homo with a harem of oiled up male bodyguards.
>>731405681it's clearly for brownie points. The custodes already work with an exclusively female group called the sisters of Silence, they are pariahs who still fight for humanity despite being hated which could make for a compelling narrative. Doesn't help they femstodes look like squidward
>>731405681Instead of taking their time to do something cool with the actual female factions, GW would rather retcon their lore to chase the elusive gay dollar.
>>731405805>Big E would never tolerate the presence of womenHe did tolerate presence of woman and they were his left hand, they had to take oath of silence first of course
>>731405681Fun fact: GW doesn't know eyebrows exist. I dare you to find a studio model with normal (not comically bushy joke ones) eyebrows painted on
>>731400102>publicly available product>just gatekeep it broThis is the stupidest take there is. You cant restrict people from a hobby. If you enjoy something and it gets popular enough, the troons are going to ruin it. You need to like something so niche that it never gets popular.
>>731405681Because they aren't hot.
>>731405681Sexual dimorphism exists, and where violence matters, men are innately better at it, which is the logical standpoint. Lorewise, the process was explicitly stated to be the noble sons of the imperium over and over and a process that is inherently incompatible with women. Lastly, from a reactionary standpoint, we don't like catering towards filthy fucking marxists that hate our guts because they live a miserable, fatherless existence. How does it fire the gun on the end of the glaive btw?
>>731402047cool it with the antisemitism
>>731399482Hey Leto, what's up?
>>731406130You can always try to gatekeep it(Which we did), but it's meaningless if the people in charge of the actual hobby care more about pandering for money than they do about the hobby itself, then it's fucked.
>>731406130>You need to like something so niche that it never gets popular (with troons)anon, I have really, really bad news
>>731406171>Sexual dimorphism exists, and where violence matters, men are innately better at it, which is the logical standpoint.Custodes are built from the ground up on the cellular level with DAoT technology that might as well be magic. Your testosterone, pelvic bone angle and shit doesn't matter, Custodes candidates are taken because of ancestry, not because of physical prowess and potential like the Space Marines.>Lorewise, the process was explicitly stated to be the noble sons of the imperium over and over and a process that is inherently incompatible with women.Not true at all. This is the case for Space Marines that use geneseed implants, which Custodes aren't. >Lastly, from a reactionary standpoint, we don't like catering towards filthy fucking marxists that hate our guts because they live a miserable, fatherless existence.You don't know what Marxism means and you're very likely American.
>>731406130I still don't know HOW the fuck you can gatekeep something
>>731406414>>731406414The same way you boycott somethinglol
>>731406480neat a double you
>>731406348nta people hate how the lore changed suddenly for no reason and gw just kept trying to convince people it was always like that when it wasn't, it was a retcon and a very obvious onealso no bros of silence still
>they announce a total war warhammer 40k game>everyone knew was coming for like 2 years at this point>looks like a temu stellaris map with offbrand dawn of war 2 battles>genuinely creatively bankrupt>out of nowhere, >suddenly, one coomer taufag is now spamming threadsIf the same leaks that revealed TWW40k was being made are 100% true, than this game is just a prototype for Slop Wars.
>>731406579what about dawn of war? is that promising?
>>731406348You lie through your teeth, and for what? What do you have to gain from defending this?
>>731406659Maybe, but remember the devs who are making it.frankly I'm a little bit peeved that GW are mandating yellow laser weapons
>>731406348copeso we will take the weaker starting candidates that could have had an ulterior purpose, continuing said bloodline, which now they will notbecause the process by which the emperor made the astartes is just totally different bro, trust.SONS of the noble families aside and completely exempt from the same considerationsto cater to a bunch of fucking losers who will very loudly announce their retarded delusions about class struggle, possibly you include,d it seemsits cope, everybody knows why, and they know it has sweet fuck all to do with in-universe reasons so much as GW mewling pathetic virtue signaling
>>731406659>>731406720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74tmkmfK64Yit looks like it has potential
>>731406757>trusting a sponsored video
>>731406507Male blanks become Culexus assassins who are way stronger than Sisters of Silence if you want to powerwank.GW retcons shit all the time, it's how all their settings change over time, and femstodes aren't logically contradicting the setting's tech in any way, but they handled it weirdly. They had BARELY enough plausible deniability and vagueness in established lore to say>well, you've just been ASSUMING that all Custodes were male, TECHNICALLY you didn't see many of them helmetless but I think it would have been better as an actual in universe reform. Some High Lord of Terra's family being eviscerated by a plague and having to young sons to send as tribute, having them do a re-read of the law, seeing that technically there is nothing demanding that only male children be sent, and go from there.>>731406579Anyone trusting CA to deliver anything playable at launch is a fool. It'll of course sell a shitton because 40tards have an open wallet and open skull, but still. Maybe TW40K2 will be playable.>Temu Stellaris More like Temu Galactic Conquest from the old Star Wars Battlefront
>>731405805This. After fiasco with the 40k karen, Big E literally don't want to deal with woman again.
seems to have been trending down this month for some reason
>tfw being an off-model coomer is genuinely a more respectable position that being a GW defender/bootlicker
>>731406923Does that correlate with the female custodes models soft-announcement and absolute cope defence about it?
>>731406923It's normal after christmas up. see>>731405287
>>731406864they definitely handled them like shitalso bros of silence, come on already
>>731406997Assuming the trend in no way continues post-lockdown boomI wonder what an Amazon rings of power style show would do to it
>>731406864>but I think it would have been better as an actual in universe reform.That's exactly the fucking point. They could've done that, but they clearly care more about shoehorning them in than actually putting any fucking thought behind it. That's exactly why fans are pissed.
>>731406747>so we will take the weaker starting candidates Custodes are not Marines. They're not picked because of how "strong" they are as toddlers, they're picked because they're from royal families. Their entire body is rebuilt to make them perfect.>because the process by which the emperor made the astartes is just totally different broIt literally is. They're custom remade on the genetic level. Actually read on how Custodes are made.Not reading the rest of your drivel because you don't know anything and are just having an emotional outburst.
>>731407061because it's indefensible cope
>>731399482Because I want to hump a Tau's fat sweaty tits you idiot.
>>731405774They should grow when they're pregnant and shrink when they aren't So if they're always pregnant...
>>731406864>Male blanks become Culexus assassins who are way stronger than Sisters of Silence if you want to powerwank.Females also became Culexus, one is on heresy novel cover.Femstodes recton is purely for woke good boy point since in 30 years prior there was no mention of females in custodes despite multiple novels featuring them including custodes centric ones, 3 custodes codexes and custodes in heresy black book and ADB saying on reddit that he wanted female custodes but higher ups said "fuck no".
>the stocks in the shitter!Zoom out you retards. They're performing at higher share value than literally ever before.
>>731407060No shit, GW is retarded and can't write for shit, I'm not defending them. >hehe they were always there we just didn't tell you about itFuck off, you were blessed with old lore allowing you to make femstodes NOW, so just do that and acknowledge it in-universe.
>>731405681its just an excuse to talk about politics.
>>731406947Unironically true, but that's a low bar you're working with
>>731407226No excitement at the announcement to brag about? How many dips post fucked up lore change do you need to see a trend?
>>731406947Off-model vs on-model is a forced meme, big tits are simply better and so are futa cocks.
>>731399482MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
>>731405587For ordertide you'll have to play Tau or a particularly sedentary craftworld and liberate the smelly monkey people from their fascist theocracy, that's how you build a united front.
>>731407354>Off-model vs on-model is a forced memeCorrect>big tits are simply betterCorrect>and so are futa cocksYou were this close to greatness
Milk up front, cake in the back.
Was this thread made by Leto? Serious question.
>>731407354trvklear torpedo
>>731400102Reminder that there are “””people””” on /v/ that get off to sexually arousing and/or stimulating other men online as well as proliferating porn addiction among themselves and others. They get incredibly offended if you voice the idea that being constantly subjected to pornography is abnormal and unhealthy, because that is what they have molded their lives around.
>>731407354I usually prefer on-model, since I'm rarely interested in getting off to something if it wasn't already attractive to me in some way. Also even though off-model can be nice, people usually find a way to fuck it up into being disgusting.
>>731405681i dont, i genuinely dont get how it's a big deal that the guy who went out of his way to make every single custodian by hand to be unique somehow made some of them female
>>731407549Why are zoomers so afraid of porn and sexuality?
>>731407354futa cocks belong only to a certain type of woman, and 0% of the water caste are them
>>731407632for the same reason coomers are afraid of actual women and actual sex
>>731407627Simple, it's because you have no idea what you're talking about. You just want to look like you do so you don't get ousted as a secondary.
>>731407632nepo baby gen X writers are so bad at writing that they managed to make sex boring
>>731407632Have you considered that I like talking about things other than porn from time to time?
if tau are bovine-like do they fart a lot
>>731407627Why would he do that if the goal is produce the most combat ready troops imaginable? >b-but they're genetically designed at the individual levelNo retard. They are born mortal first, and are then taken and modified. The difference in combat potential between men and women matters. To a Custodes a 0.0000005% decrease in combat effectiveness means retirement. Why would you EVER sacrifice the natural advantage men have over women physically? Big E making female Custodes is fucking the height of stupidity. If was gonna genetically manipulate women he'd engineer them to be the most fuckable sex toys imaginable for him, and that's it.
>>731407632Not a zoomer but at some point it gets exhausting seeing pornshit everywhere 24/7. I'm not brown enough for this shit.
>>731407337It's not even worst dip as of last year and >How many dips post fucked up lore change do you need to see a trend?Consult the graph it includes primaris, animations fiasco and first wave of femstodes alongside of first animation of femstode. How much it's going down.
>>731407871Maybe, but that might just be propaganda
>>731405681Marines and custodes are troons. Transhumans in the purest sense of the word. They shouldn't be men or woman anymore.
>>731408305What an incredibly lazy cope.
/v/, do you collect any Warhammer? I do. But it's AoS.
>>731401253cain and jurgen will be the gotrek and felix of this gameyarrick will be a LL for sure, maybe gaunt as well
>>731408360Cool for you but I hear the game is a bit so so.
IS THIS A FUCKING LETO THREAD OR NOT?
>>731408421Fuck off retard.
>>731408416like any GW game it has its ups and downs, skaven get an excellent range refresh but then beastmen and like a quarter of stormcasts get squatted, spearhead is very good at least
>>731408451I'm just trying to keep people safe, you dumb fucking obnoxious crybaby. Is this thread tied to Leto and his orbiters or not?
>>731400102>Why did the 40k fandom seemingly advertise themselves as nicheThey didn't? It's just a status you have as long as you're not mainstream.>then simultaneously welcome in porn addictsWho says they weren't there from the start?
>>731406971yes
>>731407910>If was gonna genetically manipulate women he'd engineer them to be the most fuckable sex toys imaginable for him, and that's it.E is a gay misogynist
>>731407632>zoomersPretty sure its anything but zoomers complaining about it. Christshits for example have come out of the woodwork with their puritan bullshit ever since they felt emboldened by donald trump.
FUTATAUHORSECOCK
>>731405681Removing contrasts muddles the aestheticsCustodes as an army had an amazing thing going on with the clear split between super-duper 8ft tall He-men that are actual Custodians and small, physically limited but also extremely unique in the context of their blank abilities SoS.This is important because generally, 40k doesn't make any fucking sense, the whole point of the setting is sacrificing sensibility in the name of aesthetics. So to see aesthetics taking a backseat to inclusivity is always a bad sign. Especially given that in past years, the aesthetics of all inclusive media suck big donkey cock, inclusive aesthetics equal funko pops and millenial writing.(And yes, people arguing about "logic" of male fighters being better because muh biologicks are dirty secondaries. Nobody who actually owns models gives a shit about the logic.)
>>731408790...So zoomers?
blue women owe me sex
>>731407871You have literal beastmen in the Imperium and Chaos, go fap to them you fucking species traitor.
>>731408360Only AoS, 40k models are just Buzz Lightyer 40000 times
>>731408937I can't remember a single time where the Custodes and Sisters of Silence actually did something together, the whole two talons of the Emperor was never really thematically utilized and was just a few lines of fluff.
>>731408360>>731409069Still no good AoS games fags
>>731408937this, sacrifying a faction's identity for the sake of divesity when the diversity faction is RIGHT THERE screams of dishonest shit stirring for the sake of clout
>>731408937zoomers coming to 4chan and trying to pin "muhleenial writing" on us when it's all tumblr/reddit shit will never stop being strange to me.
>>731409116>Sisters of SilenceJust realized something. Wouldn't keeping a shitload of blanks around the Emperor be a bad thing?
>>731409171I don't play AoS because I think its worldbuilding is simultaneously extremely tryhard and extremely boring, but I paint models of Fantasy characters I like because AoS models are great
>>731409171i aint gonna deny that, which is a shame because i feel like the setting has a lot of good game ideas>cities of sigmar colony sim>kharadron factorio/zachtronics>shadow of mordor but it's kruleboyz because they're tolkien orcs>a RTS game better than realms of ruin
>>731409116Damn, it's almost like GW could've put in the tiniest bit of work and done something cool with the Sisters of Silence and the Custodes, but chose to just make Femstodes instead.
>>731408948Delusional much?
>>731399482Using tau titties as a seat
>>731409242I assume you think that they're guarding the Golden Throne or something, and they didn't, they disbanded after the Horus Heresy. Guildman refounded them.
>>731407645BASED
>>731409171Cool. But vidya is a commitment of like $60. Random GW mini is twice that, so you gotta be more picky with your money
>>731402939>big titty alien bitchesCool, I got a whole folder full of these.
>>731409116>I can't remember a single time where the Custodes and Sisters of Silence actually did something togetherProspero, Webway War, Siege of Terra.They also look nice together with Emperor on that one picture from 2004 with Valdor and Custodes on right and Krole with SoS on left of Emperor.
>>731401903The only marines who should look identical are alpha marines, maybe blood angels but they just get generic pretty boy faces for the most part.
>>731401903>are not all space marine made from the same gene pool? shouldnt they look identical?Not identical, but similar, bearing a physical resemblance to their primarch since things like hair color, skin tone, and bone structure all get altered by their augmentations.
>>731409242alpha+++ psykers are a different breed