Reminder that MH World exists.
cat hair in your meal
>DLC Check>Not found>loop
>lust-provoking image
>>731440837>Worse Wildsnah, pass.
I would like to slap my penis on top of those meats three times before inserting myself between them
>>731440837I don't remember the poly meshes for the food being this low quality in World. Was this captured on console?
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>>731440837Thanks, I forgot.
>>731441231What do dango taste like?
>>731441396You know european confectionary? Well it's a lot worse than that.
>>731441396salty milk and coins
>>731440837>Reminder that I still haven't completed MH World
The bento is probably delicious.
>>731441396Not near as good as the game wants you to think, its basically just fancy rice made as a dessert.
>>731441568Why not? The last fight is the best one.
>>731440837
>>731441396ass, japan has some nice food but you should stay away from most of their desserts
>>731440837MH World was a mistake and the death of MH.
>>731440837Babushcat checking out my meat.
>>731441578That's just dango. Rise had no food except dango.
>>731440869they brush extensively before every shift to meet health regulations
>>731440837reminder that world is dogshit and world babbs deserve wilds, which is world 2.
>>731441720>But dried squid after seeing Arino snack on it>Tastes like salted cardboard
>>731441396The ones I had were sweet but their consistency is oddly sticky
>>731441643I still have all of Iceborn to get through first and I also have other games higher on my backlog.
Dango you say?
>>731441897i did say SOME nice food
>>731441720>>731441501I can already tell you drink nothing but carbonated sugar syrup and haven't had a glass of water in years.
My gfs pussy tastes exactly like chicken ramen, I thought you guys would like to know.
>>731441396Sugary rice balls
>>731442108i miss eating pussy so fucking much i could punch you in the fucking teeth for reminding me
>>731441396Like a marshmellow covered in syrup but chewier and stickier
>>731442108>>731442238Don't eat your Felynes. Carve aptonoth and bring a bbq stick.
>>731442108Does it come with noodles too?
>>731440837MH world is just okay.The roster is pretty basic. Way too many wyverns. And filler creatures that nobody likes, like uragaan or paolumu or lavasioth. Way too much focus on elder dragons. Nobody cares about them, this is the 4th time we fight fucking teostra and kushala.The maps are meh. Elders recess is boring as fuck, grey bland and comprised of endless hallways. Even maps with cool visual themes like rotten vale and hoarfrost reach are just way too spread out, big long hallways that are essentially dead time. Sniffing monster footprints is tedious and grindy. There's nothing interesting about it.The clutch claw and tenderizing ruin the flow of gameplay, it's not fun to interrupt the combat you actually want to be doing to use your slinger and wallbang the monster every 3 mins.
>>731442293Palicos are for fucking not eating
>>731442430Uragaan is based and has the best armor
>>731442046cope weebnigger.I make my own gingerbeer and haven't drank cornsyrup goyslop in 7 years.
>>731442623It's cool that he rolls around and you can mine his back, but his design is just awful. He looks like a cartoon character, not a real creature
>>731442623i disagree because i have been fighting niggerbeard uragaan over and over and i want to neck myself as a result
God nergigante was awesome.
>>731440837I'll never forget you Granmya.
>>731442623>and has the best armorAgreed, it's like a prehistoric Varia suit
>>731442623>>731442742>>731442906
Toxotransmosis thread
>>731442909
>>731441396if you like rice, you like dango
Wilds also exists though.
>>731443154you lost
>>731441938>just eats a giant piece of raw fish from the middle>this is supposed to be appetizing
>>731443356Raw salmon has a much more pleasant texture and defined taste than cooked salmon. Eating baked salmon is like eating well-done steak.
>>731443102I'm failing to see what the rider is contributing to this attack lol
>>731443356wait till you see how they eat raw garlic in wilds
>>731441396a marshmellow but half the sweetness and double the chewyness
>>731441231
>>731444373lol
I disliked going from the fucking FEAST in World to shitty dango but I have also sang along to the dango song IRL.
>>731440837:)
>>731444087>raw garlicAbsolutely anti-pencineck pilled.
>>731444672do you also clap your hands when something exciting happens in a manga?
>>731444672Rise was designed for extremely young children. In fact all of the portable games are for kids.
The portable team isn't nearly as hungry.
>>731444373That webm feels like a fever dream, it even has the pool is closed guy lol
>>731441231>>731441396I hoped it would taste like pic rel but it was mid as fuck. Jap cousine is overrated as fuck.
I liked World.
>>731440837Everyday I remember the bone weaponry is a bad one.
>>731444952Man, there are many things better than dango.
>>731444952it's junk food bro, cheap and simple to make. It's not some divine cuisine just because rabbits make it on the moon
>>731440837no need to remind me bro Im having a blast!
>>731445379is this the ps4 version?
>>731440869I'd rather have a cat cook my food then a jeet cook it.
Behold, DLAA.
>>731440869I don't think I'd notice. If I lived in MonHun world my mouth would be full of cat hair regardless.
>>731440869schizophrenia burrito
>>731445509nah bro it wasnt released on the ps4 thats the game running on a ps5 (base model) worka great on it it bro consider in case youre toaster isnt strong enough to play it trust me bro
>>731445752Looks cool in static environments but especially with fast moving things can shit itself. I wish there was an AA solution without downsides
>>731446051it looks worse than a ps2 game
>>731445752This doesn't look in the slightest bit more technically impressive than World. Why does it require a 5090 at minimum to run?
>>731444373Those kebabs look incredible.
>>731446160I dunno here's world.
>>731446607Here's wilds.
>>731446607Jesus christ turn that volumetric fog off, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>731440837Terror Tyrannos or Dying Light?
>>731446607soul gas>>731446836anti soul gas
>>731446970but top has anti soul gas as well while having much less contrast to begin with
>>731446836Less foggy pic.
>>731442909He's basically Jho with wings. I don't get how he was supposed to be a super predator of Elder Dragons considering his abilities.He has shit elemental resistances and how are spikes supposed to kill shit like Teostra or Kushala? Doesn't make sense, a predator of elder dragons would be something like Alatreon.
>>731444373I still don't get why the western castle expansion didn't have something new like this
>>731447108Probably didn't want to have to do all the work of remaking all of the ingredients and unlocks for a different food.
>>731447048top looks better. it still looks like a believable fantasy world, while wilds looks like a mess with ultra detailed textures and polygons at very close range and ps2 textures for everything >20 meters away
Did someone say soul gas?
>>731447297sounds like a cope
>>731445752>>731446836Well that certainly makes the game look much cleaner. Shame that the game requires a jet engine to run despite not really looking that great
>>731441501what's the matter, not enough butyric acid?
>>731447385Why its so empty?World was filled so much life and ecology which makes it so much immersive which is one of the reason i never liked monster hunter but loved mh world
>174GbWhat the fuck?When did that happen?
>>731440837You have World to thank for the dog shit that is Wilds.
>>731447873HD texture pack doubles the games size
>>731447773>Why its so empty?it's a 22 years old engine bruh
>>731442430>Lavasoth>FillerHe is the one most encourages group planning (Well until crutch claw ruined his gimmick) He also basically fixed Jokeatoedus.Imagine a giant celicanth monster who's body mass exceeds a deviljho who can do virtually nothing but gently slap the hunter around and spit mud. I've done the testing and fucking Great Jaguras is more of a threat than Toedus.Lavasoth exists to give you the real challenge of the piscine wyverns category.
>>731447884If Wilds is World 2 then how come I, like many other people, like World and hate Wilds? How do you reconcile the cognitive dissonance? Bit dim, aren't you? Kind of a fucking idiot, no?
>>731442742When your diet mainly consists of ore I don't think a large hardened lower jaw would actually impede your ability to eat much, but I could be wrong.
>>731444373that seriously caught me off guard
The fact that there is so little art/porn of Minayle is a fucking travesty.
>>731445775stop eating pussy
dogshit that killed the series
>>731448576Be the change you want to see. Start commissioning people.
>>731445752>disgusting looking handler ruining the view, ready to yap in your ear the moment you take a single step forward
we postin soul?
>>731449207haha brain concussion goes br...r.......
stupid sexy cats
What's your Monster Hunter catchphrase?
>>731449312Mister monster meet mister weapon!
>>731440837And it sucks. World is the second worst MH game and is unplayable without mods to re-introduce the classic MH sound effects among others. The top position of the shittiest monster hunter game got stolen by Wilds. Rise is third and GU is fourth
>>731440837om nom nom nom
>>731449607I thought the goon mods would be distasteful but a bunch of them are actually fitting and well made
>>731449564how dare you, GU is excellent and a great way to finish the real Monster Hunter Series.
>>731449739smaller ver for more tasteful gooners
>>731449050>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T ALLOW YOU TO HUNT THAT
>this is the power of 1000x folded nipponese optimization
>>731449792fucking firefox is so garbage
>>731449739I remember liking that furious rajang bodysuit with a vest mod
>>731448072I mean, I'm having a lot more fun with Wilds then I ever did in Base World if that counts for anything
>>731449806that's why I don't play modern garbage at release until all this kind of bullshit gets patched/modded out holy shitFUCK CAPCOM
>>731449806>>731449919you know that shit literally doesn't matter on actual hunts right? it only affects performance when you are in a camp, right next to the cat NPC that opens the DLC list
>>731450018imagine justifying this kike shit in any way
>>731448072Becuase you hate Monster Hunter and only like casulaized slop like World/Rise/Wilds. You only turned on Wilds becuase of some arbitrary reason like performance. Or better yet, Wilds went TOO FAR with shit like Focus, but Mantles, Crutch Claw, Infinite Restock, Healing while moving, etc are all A-Ok according to Worldsperm.Worldsperm who turned on Wilds are even more embarrassing than Wilds shills. You either hate all 3 or none at all.
>>731450086>pointing out it doesn't actually effect gameplay is justifying it???
>>731449607What Mod?
Anyone else enjoy the comedic irony in tards whining about World players not being "real MH fans" and "not having played the originals" while at the same time completely ignoring the very existence of the first two games?
>>731450094I really don't see how Focus is going too far but Wirebugs were just fine.
>>731450194It's just a mobilefag whining about the franchise going back to its roots - dedicated home gaming systems.
>>731450160https://www.nexusmods.com/monsterhunterworld/mods/5694
Monster Hunter is one of the weirdest states of a divisive franchise ever.I don't think Armored Core fans have this much autistic tribalism over their individual games though it is similar.
>>731450171Becuase Freedom 1/2/Unite made MH1/Dos irrelaveant. Unite itself made virtually all of Gen 1/2 redundant.
>>731450331I mean I liked Rise/Sunbreak and Wilds, its just to me the idea of Wirebugs being less intrusive then Focus is kind of nonsense. Like Wirebugs gave every weapon the same mobility, gave them all big "MMO style" DPS cooldowns, made everyone gear for extra Wirebug/better CDs, etc. It did a lot more to homogenize weapons, which is the biggest complaint against Focus.
>>731450121>n-no it doesn't affect gameplay!>it justs affects you whenever you get 50 meters near certain parts in all camps!eat shit you bootlicker faggotalso there are people saying the dlc checks are triggered in other areas as wellhttps://x.com/Punishment_2086/status/2012331427212488822
>>731450684And then World made all of your glorified mobage redundant. Funny how that works, innit?
>>731449857>>731449607>>731444897this has ALWAYS pissed me off. The stupid hunter cannot wait a minute before eating, no, they have to go at the food extremely quickly and burn their tongue and then go "ahh it burns!". No shit you stupid gluttonous retard? Learn to fucking eat!>b-but it's a funny japanese trope!No, the hunter is just a retard, fuck them.
i still return to mh world once every few months. makes me remember a time when i had hope in capcom.
>>731450691Giving every weapon iframe and counter moves is a bigger deal and worse for the game. But it's also been in the series since Gen/GU, people already cried and complain during GU's life cycle about that. Now you have Focus on top, which just makes it brainless. It's the new thing to hate. While valid, will be ignored by Capcom.
>>731450518Well the only person who posts about Armored Core 6 nowadays is that schizo who thinks it ruins the franchise somehow. So I don't know about that.Monster Hunter is just odd because it's such an important franchise for weebs, then console war shit, that then exploded into mainstream normalfag popularity. It's at the confluence of many different types of autism.
>>731450937you are supposed to empathize with the hunter and how hungry he acts
>>731450983/v/ has Armored Core VI threads all the time, we had one yesterday and it wasn't schizo related at all, rather it ended up being about Igueza.
>>731450983MH discussion unironically went to shit once it was first released for pc. then again anything goes to shit once its on pc. pc niggers are the most miserable buncha of faggots to exist. a plague and a cancer upon vidya I tell ya.
>>731451041yet another point why World is a normalfag game.
>>731450691NTA, but Wirebugs are by far the most intrusive and worst iteration of a gimmick in Monster Hunter. You can completely ignore the clutch claw and focus mode if you so choose. There are certain monsters in Risebreak where ignoring wirebugs is legitimately not an option unless you want to cart.>>731450965You don't have to use them.
Man I miss World.
>here's your futuristic ice wyvern bro
>>731451420>There are certain monsters in Risebreak where ignoring wirebugs is legitimately not an option unless you want to cart.Which ones? Wirefall was only necessary to get out of some combos if you got hit or grabbed
I like the world icefest a bit more.
>there are anons ITT who still haven't beaten FatalisYikes dude
Can /v/ name every single dish in this image? I'm particularly curious about the big blob of stuff with Prawn and muscles on top.
>>731440837Yes and it was the peak of Monster Hunter.
>>731451420dont even bother anon, faggots here have the memory of a gold fish and dont remember how much whining and crying and pissing on skirts there was when Rise was first released./v niggers cried and cried about how wirebug supposedly had made the game easier since you could just wirebug back to your feet from a knockdown and how majority if weapons had a wirebug counter attack. the crying about rampage quests and the lack of challenge before any title update was just as loud. yet here we are now with a Rise defense force who spawned from the shadows once Wilds was released and a new “old good, newer bad” narrative needed to be formed. at this point I am 100% convinced its bots farming for interactions to feed the AI information. it just has to be.
>>731440837I'd rather not, it was a shit heap of a game.
>>731451892Wirebugs made rise shit. I don't want ultra moves and a meter in my MH game.
>>731451784Do we have one for alatreon? I'm pretty sure he filtered way more people than fatalis
>>731448576Wilds didn't go too well for the nips so there's less art overall.We might be past the days where the weekend that Monster Hunter releases is considered a holiday.
>>731451156I'd argue that makes it schizo related
>>731451723Narwa, Malzeno, and Valstrax all have AOE attacks that hit at multiple heights so your only option avoid it is to use your wirebug hang.
>>731451852that cake thingy looks like couscous.
>>731451852That's paella.I think some youtuber recreated the entire meal.
I only played iceborne because of covid and I had a social circle to play with everyday.I resent the game actively now.
>>731451986I know I've seen one but I didn't save it. Here's another for Fatalis.
>>731451852I'm pretty sure it's just rice. A paella I think
>>731451715Love this loud fucker, bonking him on the head is so satisfying. Great armor too, I ran the head + Tzizi body for some toku looking shit for a good while.
>>731451986I still haven't, I'm stubborn and want to solo Gunlance but never learned how to clutch claw due to the aforementioned GL. Came close a few times though
>>731452016I mean I don't doubt you, there is a schizo behind a lot of From Software threads. He used to make them, then post webms of some guy losing in pvp pretending OP was that guy but he has seemingly got bored with doing that bit.
>>731451715It's Lugia, you can't convince me they weren't looking at Lugia when they were trying to come up with a new wyvern.
>>731451852I loved this episode of Binging with Babish.
>>731451420>>731451892>people whined about previous thing>therefore their whining about the next thing is illegitimateThis is "windows 11 is good because people whined about the same shit when they were forced to switch from 7 to 10" levels of niggerbrain.
>>731441396It's gooey.
>>731452450>forcedThere's that word again. You don't have to interact with the clutch claw, focus mode, offsets, etc. at all.
>>731451715This monster does things to me.
>>731452450so you don’t like Wilds or Rise? holy fuck man what an abysmal shit taste you have, your opinion is worth less than dogshit.
>>731449857Is that how tits are in the game or is that modded?
>>731452673>if you ignore the game and its mechanics, it isn't actually all that badYes anon, I do find that not playing these games makes them fairly enjoyable.
>>731452823There's nothing wrong with the game. The mechanics in question are optional, unlike the wirebug.
The peculiar Japanese obsession with food is something I've always found odd. Food is heavily ingrained in all cultures but I don't think there's any other culture that has such an autistic fascination with their own food or consumption of food in general. There's like hundreds or even thousands of Manga alone that revolves around food like this.>>731440837>>731441938>>731444373>>731444897I see this stuff and it just screams autism.
>>731452771modded I think gamma kulve taroth armor has some kinda big boobies, but apart from that mh girls have barely any tits.
>>731452882If mechanics are "optional", that means they were never a consideration when it came to balancing the game. Are you saying the game has dogshit balancing, or are you saying you're a disingenuous faggot who thinks you're going to convince anyone that "just ignore gameplay mechanics bro" is a totally valid argument? It's a rhetorical question. You're a cockmuncher in either case.
>>731453047>WAAAH I'M FORCED TO USE THING>No you aren't>WHY AM I FORCED TO USE THINGHave you tried not being a whining communist dicksuck? Nobody is forcing you to use them. They're there if you want them. You can fucking Crit Draw GS like it's still 2005 if you want to and still be successful.
>>731452958Many mangas have several pages dedicated to some random food for no reason once in a while. A complete non sequitur that doesn't progress the plot or anything. I don't mind it much, but it is a little odd there's 3 pages about frying fish and chopping vegetables and then back to the plot.
>>731453238not that anon, but insisting you dont have to interact with a mechanic fully designed to be interacted with is disingenuous at best, and fucking contrarian retardation at worst
>>731453389Everything is designed to be interacted with. I've never used a bowgun once. Am I forced to do so? Should I slot in a few bowgun only decos? Fuck off, retard.
>>731444952kurwa kocham parowańce, najlepiej ze śmietaną
>>731453491disingenuous is the way it seemsa better comparison would be using dual blades but not using demon modeyeah you dont have to. but its pretty damn important to do so, its suboptimal not to
>>731453671It's suboptimal to use anything but a heavy bowgun with sticky ammo. Guess we're forced to do that.
>>731452958>the superhuman killing machine has a strong appetiteTruly the most unbelievable part of MH.
>>731453798insistence on disingenuous stance. also you sound exactly like someone i know. if thats you dakon, you are a tremendous elitist faggot.if you arn't him, you are more than likely not as bad as that guy. just too disingenuous to have any discussion worth while withyou are jumping to absolute arguments the moment criticism for a system comes up with no actual intent at actually engaging with the discussion in a way that is genuine. Dont be like Dakon
>>731453950I don't think you can read.
>>731448576she's barely a character in a game with already razor thin characterization >but mh games have alwaysevery time you come back from hunts usually theres like new dialogue you can get from people, she rarely gets any. there's no blood to draw from that stone.
>>731452958satiating hunger and enjoying food is one of the few universal human experiences in a society where people cant relate to each other on any other grounds due to erosion of traditional local culture as well as society being tuned for consumption and spending above any other directive.this is also why zoomers refer to good things happening as "we eating good" and such.
>>731440909Oh, now I get it what they mean when they say bait used to be believable!
>>731452421>Skimped on the roastWhat a weakling.
>>731452958>what the fuck, that's not burgers and fries!!Okay Americano, this is not safe space for you, don't piss and shit yourself
>>731455254I'm not even American and I don't think you can read.
>>731442108>>731442224Aren't pussies usually ugly and dirty and smelly?Why you'd put your mouth in it?
>>731440837I hate this obsession with food. This game is for fat gluttonous people
>>731443154based
>>731455856Why? To make pretty girls orgasm, because it's so cute to see them shudder. Your desire to lick and smell it is proportional to your heterosexuality. Gay men consider it like torture. The fact you had to ask tells me you're a bit gay.
>>731456086Your average hunter is a bio-engineered super-human with extreme durability and heal factor. They NEEED that amount of carbohydrates and protein.You thought those dung piles were spawned by wyverns? No that's the hunters immense shits after each hunt, left behind for newer hunters to use.
>>731440837If Capcom dropped Monster Hunter World: Ultimate; a version that includes Iceborne + updated shit like G rank above MR with 30 new monsters, it would blow Wilds out of the water permanently and rightfully. Call it Monster Hunter World United or something.
>>731456457I am gay. Just genuinely curious. Usually I love girls but vaginas look icky.
>>731456975I'm not gay and I agree with you
>>731442108we already know
>>731457015You are not very heterosexual that's for sure
>>731440837I can't tell you how much I really really wish it didn't>>731441729This
>>731440837world is gaygranny cat cute
>>731455856>dirty and smellyYou know people usually wash, right?Vaginas can also vary a lot aesthetically, a good innie can be really appealing
>>731440837world horn is goodmaybe it's because of rise horn being so seriously fucking atrocious, but wilds horn feels amazingand though things could always be better I'm content with what we have and looking forward to g rank
>>731448072I think both are like 5/10 MH games but I prefer wilds slightly more than world because it's roster has far more variety.
>>731457819Agreed. Imo World and Wilds have by far the best implementations of HH and I genuinely have trouble going back to anything (that isn't GU) because they feel so slow and boring in comparison.
My Palico passes the Harkness test in wilds
>>731452034Malzono and Valstrax can be positioned or dived. Wirebug evade is absolutely not necessary.Narwa is true, and the one you missed out is Amatsu where you are also forced to use wirebug on the scripted super.
>>731443829she is commanding it to do it and also riding him. like she does ever night in the barn
>>731440837I want to fuck that old cat
>>731456942Performance issues notwithstanding, no it would not. You're either misremembering or brain damaged if you think the crutch claw completely warping everything about the game was somehow better than current Wilds.
>>731458216Aren't all palicos able to in this universe?
>>731440837And it's still better than the latest slop they've ruined the series with.
I don't care about food at all.
>>731448072>then how come I, like many other people, like World and hate Wilds?You have a bias for it and can't see that a lot of the flaws Wilds has is also shared by world.
>>731459869unlike you, the unbiased tendie?
>>731452034>Malzeno, and ValstraxNo? I can't recall any attack requiring them. I mean with Narwa I supposed you have the rings but any and all attacks can be evaded with a panic dive anyway so there's no point where you'll ever need to use the wirebug for evasion.
>>731459931Not exactly helping your case if you're going to get mad at boogeymen.
>>731459238Yes, but in wilds they explicitly speak common tongue instead of whatever they spoke previously. They learned to say words instead of having the hunters and townsfolk understand them.
>>731460073I argued with tendies before you were born. I am serene
>>731456942Wilds is a big improvement in every aspect over world.Mounting is improvedTurf wars is improvedtenderize is improved (called wounding now)monsters attacks and animations are improvedlook anon I love World as well but youre speaking outta your ass. youre just very emotionally charges by the fact that your machine cant play Wilda properly if at all.
>>731460229Yeah that's why you're screeching about the tendies that aren't here.You know there's nothing wrong with liking World, right?
>>731460381why would anyone not like the best monster hunter? also I'm not screening, just letting you know that I know what you are
>>731460213>they explicitly speak common tongue instead of whatever they spoke previouslythey speak human in mh stories tooi guess they always have
>>731452958Its because they killed many retards who couldn't cook in the most horrible ways, maybe if your shithole country followed the same rules you wouldn't be so stupid.
>>731460549just like hunters always spoke human
>>731460308Conversely: The obnoxious forced storyline from world is now even more obnoxious, forced, and railroadedIt released underbaked without a multiplayer hub. The 'seamless' world seems to have literally no purpose. It's not used in any of the gameplay systems. And the game only makes you travel 'seamlessly' through two of the corridors, one time each.Camps also seem useless - you can place them in a variety of sites, but each map has the obvious best location to place them.It was way, way, wayyy too easy and was more like monster bullier than monster fighter until the most recent updates added some substantial challenge. Most fights used to last 5 minutes and the monster would be writhing on the floor the entire time. Despite these egregious flaws I still prefer it to world. Clutch claw and tenderizing are fucking monotonous chores
crying about story in wilds is a self report btw
>>7314608159* star hunts are the most challenging a base MH game has been you can skip all cutscenes in Wilds, amazing how you niggers always forget this fact.the world as a whole in Wilds is a gathering hub therefore a non issue, the grand hub was added later on for story reasons and if you think it wasnt always capcoms plan to release it later on the youre an idiotthe purpose if the seamless world and the intention behind was to make the world as a whole feel more alive and capcom most definitely accomplished this, this this day I still see small details which I havent ever seen before. I have changed camps locations many times based on the monsters I am looking forward to hunting the most and where they spawn. also why is the option of placing camps in different locations a bad thing?to prefer the clutch claw over Wilds improvements is an insane concept in my view and I affirm that youre speaking from a very, very emotionally charged state over the fact that you might not be able to play Wilds properly.
>>731460815>The obnoxious forced storyline from world is now even more obnoxious, forced, and railroadedYou can't skip world's cutscenes. That alone makes it worse. Also, by every possible metric World was also worse in terms of railroading. Or did you mentally block out all of the follow the NPC escorts, forced monster fart huffing sessions, and cinematic "walk here to see the panoramic view of the new area" segments?
>>731461317Imagine defending Wilds, how retarded can you be?
I'm glad people are turning on modern Monster Hunter. It may be for the wrong reasons, but this is how the acceleration starts.
>>731441231Do eastern hunters really consider that a meal?
>>731461631You can skip the cutscenes and the story stops mattering completely when the real game starts (which is a few hours in). But you'd know that if you weren't an MH tourist.
>>731461631nta bur Wilds is a great game, you nigger faggots will see this in half a decade from now when trickle down economics hits you and you get a machine powerful enough to play it. trust me and quote me on that when the time comes.
>>731460496>why would anyone not like the best monster hunter?Because it wasn't ps4 evidently.Feel free to guess which MH game that is and then proceed to choose the wrong one because you're obsessed.
>>731460308>>731460815>>731461585lil bro thought he cooked with that one lol
>>731461585>9* star hunts are the most challenging a base MH game has beenIn Wilds? Fuck no, they're incredibly easy unless you're explicitly playing like an invalid
>>731461631>Wilds is bad because...it just is, okay?It was piss easy on release and missing shit, but currently It's a better game than base World was at this point in its lifecycle by a considerable margin. Feel free to explain why it isn't instead of babbling like a retard.
>>731460213My cat moans in english
reminder that wilds doomsissying comes from two camps>tendies with severe sour grapes (this camp will become #1 wilds superfans when the switch 2 port comes out)>tech illiterate thirdoids who want their bargain bin GPUs to run everything at 4k 120fps
>>731447773Sometimes less is more. Wilds with all its endemics and collectables feels like a soulless attempt at imitating a living world, its cool to look at and interact with the first time around but after that all it does is just waste time and cpu/gpu resources.There's an art to making things look beautiful with limited resources, and if its really good the human brain will fill in the gaps when it comes to immersion.
>>731462181personally I think theres a third and bigger group>chink drones shitting on anything that isnt gatcha or unreal engine sloppabut that might just be me being a schizo.
>>731449806But why though? Why make a system that constantly checks to see if you've bought the 9000 different stupid little cosmetic items?
>>731462379It checks at a very specific NPC in town, the DLC cat NPC. You fell for a reddit attentionwhore post.
>>731462181I rather play dos than wilds. capcom would need to pay me, if they want me to suffer through the story
>>731462505>the storyyep, LARPing tourist confirmedthe story is like 1% of your total playtime, you would know that if you played any MH game ever
>>731462580ok retard. how about you go and play any monster hunter that isn't wildsr
>>731462580>Milds fanboy trying to change history lol I sure enjoyed all of those times the game forced me to slowly ride on the taxi bird listening to some fucking retards saying some boring shit. Bitch sybaou
>>731462710>>731462743Trying WAY too hard to fit in.
>>731462780>yep, LARPing tourist confirmedProjection of the highest order
>>731462743damn bro if you just want a (You) here you can have it, let me know if you want another one.
>>731462181>this camp will become #1 wilds superfans when the switch 2 port comes outLets be honest when has that ever happened?Every single time a shitty game is ported to the switch, persona for example, it just results in sonyfags abandoning it and everyone being able to criticise it properly.
>>731462939Pragmata isn't even out and the sonyfags have already started turning on it.
>>731462895If you got raped and traumatized by pressing up on the D-pad that bad maybe you weren't a fan of Monster Hunter to begin with
>>731462939wtf is there to criticize about persona? all persona games are great.
>>731462181I'll call it shit for the gameplay unrelated to those 2 other shit strawmen you made. This is "Monster Hunter: the Movie: the Game". Focus mode to see wounds, pop wound to topple monster, repeat until monster dead in 5 minutes or less. And this isn't even with a super optimized end game build, this is just the norm until endgame ironically when it should be the opposite after hours of honing builds and skills. This is the most story focused game and the story and characters are all shit, with the game often just taking control away from you to watch the movie go. I'm sorry, I thought I was playing Monster Hunter and not some faggot Sony movie game.
>>731463208You need to update your talking points, that's Low Rank shit you're babbling about. Though I'm sure you're gonna tell me how you focus-moded Savage Omega, 9* Gore, and Gogmazios to death in under 5 minutes.
>>731463208just skip the cutscenes you retard. not that I would recommend you doing that since the story in Wilds is pretty cool and you will be missing out on it. its about ancient civilizations creating synthetic monsters for wars and their homunculus creations turning on the creators. its pretty neat.
>>731441720>>731441501They spoke the truth. I love Japanese food but in general their desserts suck compared to European sweets.I married into a Jap family and all the asians I meet have told me the ultimate compliment an east asian has for western desserts/sweets is "Ah, its not too sweet" because they think all our stuff is too sweet.My reaction to most japanese desserts/sweets is "...so when does it start tasting good and not just like a blob of nothing?"If nothing else it encourages you to eat better because sweets arent worth eating
>>731463405I like how you're holding them as the bar when they aren't anywhere near the hardest HR hunts in the series.
>>731463542Post some then. Let's see some "real shit" from the expert.
>>731463542nta but they are most definitely the most challenging quests in a base MH game ever. give it a try and you will see
>>731441720>b-but my cream cheese and bread!
I prefer Rise way more than both World and Wilds, and I don't get why I am supposed to hate it with every fiber of my being.
>>731455138>people cant relate to each other on any other grounds due to erosion of traditional local cultureThis doesnt really apply to Japan though. If anything their local culture is really ingrained into their daily lives and they heavily relate to each other because they all have such a strong sense of community/the group is more important than the individual. Like they all have such a massive shared life experience in their lifetime and individualism is much more limited compared to the west.>>731452958I noticed exactly what you mean when I lived there. And whenever I go back. I said this to my Jap wife "Have you ever noticed that whenever you switch on the tv in Japan, every single channel is about food?"She hadn't noticed before but said now she cant unnotice itEvery variety show its some sort of documentary about a local restaurantEvery panel show with celebs they're doing an eating challengeEvery interview has to involve food in some wayThey fucking live for it
>>731463746who are you quoting? just keep playing Rise then you retard, why do you care what others think?there isnt a single bad MH game after all.
>>731463508>skip the cutscenes you retardYou know, you keep on saying this like you can skip the abundant walk and talks that exist in the game.>its about ancient civilizations creating synthetic monsters for wars and their homunculus creations turning on the creatorsSee, that would be good if they actually thought about MH lore first and wove it in with what we knew about the ancient civilizations and even brought back the equal dragon weapon but no, they made it about an Indian child with a bulbous head and white furry creature that doesn't look remotely man made abomination-ishOh yeah and wyvern cum.
>>731463589>>731463643Show us your emergency, deviant and OG Alatreon hunts then.
>>731440837oh yeah, anyway. dead ip.
>>731441729Nobody played MH before world, be humble.
>>731463947How much do you want to bet that they're going to act like they're G rank hunts.
>>731452958Most jap otakus are poor neets or overworked salarymen subsisting off cheap microwaved crap. Good food in manga and games are there to sate them. Think Ian Fleming’s Bond books devoting several pages to describing food. All of that would be pretty pleasing to a post-ww2 UK that had spent several years eating rations. The same concept applies.
>>731463903>muh seikret talking sections reeeethose last the equivalent of you joining a hunt and running to a monster. get a new talking point you retard this one is weak af.>indian childnata is just brown and hes not the focus of the story as you fags make him out to be and hes in bo seikret talking sections so why they fuck are you still complaining about the story when you can just skip it? you really slow in the head arent you? you Wilda shitposters are just as dim witted as Fromsoft haters. you cannot convince me that you arent a bot just farming for interactions, no person can be this fucking dumb and shameless.
>>731463947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiMxj9WWflUThis guy? Harder than Savage Omega?
>>731463405You need to update your dipshit opinions. The game is still 99% easy garbage with 1% being normal monster hunter. That's 99% modern audience slop to actual game. So perfect for a mouthbreather like you.
>>731464470tell us about the 1% that raped and gaped you
>>731464420its just so fucking hilarious man. look how slow that alatreon moves. the even funnier thing is that they complain about focus mode while believing that monsters still move like that/v niggers are beyond delusional lmao.
>>731464470you can get through LR fast as fuck and get to the challenging bits in no time. pacing in a MH game has never been better than what is in Wilds.
>>731464234>those last the equivalent of you joining a hunt and running to a monster.Until you get another and another and another until the end of the game where you realise it's so mindnumbingly easy that there's no point in playing anymore. >nata is just brown and hes not the focus of the story Oh please, he's basically the deuteragonist of the story and the entire reason why the guild is looking into Arkveld. Have you even played the game? Actually no, have you even seen footage of the game? Because the more you talk the more you show how little you actually know about it.
>>731464420I'm waiting for your clears
>>731464721youre a fucking retard, didnt bother reading your comment. stay crying at the SKIPABLE story you dumb nigger.
seething about LR content is peak tourist faggotry, you do not play MH games
>>731464596>look how slow that alatreon moves.https://youtu.be/RyvLn5j4XWAAnd yet this nigh stationary block is considered "fast".
>>731464827Answer the question, sperg
>>731464895that's not sub-5 minutesyou lied to me
>>731461585Are you illiterate? I said I prefer wilds and hate the clutch claw. Damn. Try again bitch
>>731464420I like how you picked regular Alatreon and not event Alatreon and it not only moves faster than Savage Omega but hits harder.Anyway, when people talk about Tri Alatreon, they mean Super Alatreon AKA Where Gods Fear to Tread, not The Brilliant Darkness, where one normal dive can nuke almost all of your health. And no, it's not the 3U version people talk about it's the Tri version.Why you would compare a normal hunt to an event hunt I'll never know but it really didn't work out for you.
>>731465142Who said anything about sub 5?
>>731465347Post some footage then. >one normal dive can nuke almost all of your health.Is this supposed to mean something? Gore does that too.
>>731465481>Gore does that too.The difference is that in Wilds it only does that if you're wearing armor with no upgrades or are naked.Alatreon does it at max with endgame armor.
Thanks for reminding me.I'm going to go play FU instead.
>>7314645181% was the game dingleberry, which is clearly too much game for you if you prefer the other 99%
>>731465535Not seeing any footage. Guess you're full of shit then.
>>731464845Sorry but I like to enjoy the entire game not just speed to endgame like a minmax autist. In old mh games I would spend upward of 20 or 30 hours just enjoying my time in low rank, hunting everything there is to hunt, all the side quests and delivery missions, upgrading farms, learning different weapons, etc.In wilds the entirety of low rank is a railroaded story. It opens up more in high rank and then it's business as usual, but damn. I felt like I was playing a totally different series for the first few hours, it was fucking awful.
>>731465638>Sorry but I like to enjoy the entire game not just speed to endgame like a minmax autistyou're new to monster hunter then
>>731450767Then why didn't anyone other than link related point it out? This person is literally the only source of that.
>>731465589You found the footage the first time and embarrassed yourself. I want to see you do it again.Plus weren't you asked to post your personal clear for it and not a video? Seems like you're too scared to do it.
>>731465719I'm not gonna lie and say I was a rabid fan who knew what the fuck mh1 was let alone imported dos or portable 3rd like some of you retards would say, but not really, been playing since 2009 in based freedom unite which has a very enjoyable low rank might I add
>>731465815>no footage againYou have admitted defeat
>see retarded opinion >Get angry >Imagine it's just a Indian hired by Capcom to defend their slop>Not angry anymore Shit I found the solution
>>731465896I'll take that as a consession then.After all if you can bear Savage but not Alatreon that just shows what the harder hunt is.Then there's the fact that you haven't even tried to address the other two that anon mentioned.
>>731465970Don't worry, you'll get your Switch 2 port eventually so you can stop your little butthurt crusade against the game.
>>731440837>housing>proper mealswe didnt know how good we had it, bros...
>>731440837I'm playing it right now trying to catch some faggot fucking glowing fish.
>>731466093I didn't really see a point to ''housing'' in the newest games. It's not like you need to go there to save or use the item box like you used to. All it really did was display pets, or in rise's case, some photos on the walls. Wow....I want the old system back, it was cozy to let my hunter rest after some arduous battles you know?
>>731466057>gets btfo'd>defaults to consolewarringSwitch 2 or not Wilds is a shit game.
>>731466518>or in rise's case, some photos on the walls.>he didn't get the Sonic figures
>>731466518>All it really did was display petsAnd it was comfy. Collecting all those rare pets and being able to display and feed them was one of the best side content in the series
>>731443356I love corm.
>>731445518Good thing there aren't any in the games.
>>731440837Already 100% it, working on Rise now
>>731466473Nevermind I got him.
>>731466946>keeping her disgusting adventurer gloves on.fucking DROPPED
>>731440837havin’ a blast
>>731466946i have a mighty need...TO FEASTman i'm hungry
>>731452450ESL jeet. He said people hated Rise until Wilds came out and now they worship Rise despite it still having everything they hate.
>>731444710never knew cats can have orange eyes. pretty!
>>731467459The only problem is that people still hate rise>despite it still having everything they hate Eh>mantles removed >claw removed >slinger removed>maps not visually Cluttered >monster speed increased to normal levels>events aren't on a rotation>MMO elements removed>hub has separate quests againThe only thing in the game that people still dislike is potion walking and restocking at the camp and they can kind of be ignored if you're that desperate
>>731466645I just didn't really understand why we were allowed to steal animals from the ecosystem after all this talk about preserving muh balance Kinda like how in wilds you just murder creatures indiscriminately and then leave their corpse to rot; in previous games it was implied that the body was at least shipped back to the village and every piece got used in some way.
>>731450767Kek fucking busted. People legitimately thought Capcom wouldnt put a 24/7 monitor of thousands of checks a second glued to your Hunter to prevent stealing their half a grand cosmetic dlc. (I stole it anyways along with the game key lmao)
>>731467732I was looking forward to the next portable game because there was no way they were gonna do the ninja shit again - surely there would be some move swap gimmick as there was in rise and GU but I can't see it being as obnoxious as the Spiderman bug - so it was seeming like we'd get another simple village and hub-focused MH game .Unfortunately wilds is releasing on switch 2, so we probably aren't getting one.
>>731467732>mantles removed Good >claw removed Good>slinger removedDid anyone use it at all? (not counting wallbangs I think those are included in clutch claw)>maps not visually Cluttered That's just a downgrade >monster speed increased to normal levelsThe hunter moves slower without access to bugs so it balances it out>events aren't on a rotationThey stopped being like that at the end of world tho>MMO elements removedGood>hub has separate quests againI play solo so I personally don't like itNow let's not pretend that the bugs are loved by everyone. They are hated almost as much as the claw. The game is good but it's not a straight upgrade to iceborne
>>731447074he's just blitzes them because he's physically stronger. the spikes are just there to act like offensive armor against elements when hardened and breaking them off is supposed to be like taking off weighted clothing for him
>>731468198>That's just a downgradeIt's an upgrade. Visibility should always come first.>The hunter moves slower without access to bugs so it balances it outAre you referring to the World hunter? Because he moves faster mostly because of the abundance of slopes.>They stopped being like that at the end of world Doesn't mean they weren't there in the first place. And if I remember right the raids are still on a two week rotation. >I play solo so I personally don't like it You can still play them solo. >Now let's not pretend that the bugs are loved by everyone They're not exactly hated either with how unintrusive they are compared to say the clutch claw. >The game is good but it's not a straight upgrade to iceborne That depends on what you value. If you want a good modern MH then you go with rise. If you want the visual spectacle of hunting a monster but none of the effort behind it you go with world.
>>731441396like white rice and sugar. you can taste it right now if you make white rice using sugar water.
>>731468313>he's just blitzes them because he's physically strongerThe fuck are you talking about? Nerg is an opportunistic scavenger, from the start it feasted on old and dying elders.
>>731444373Something about drinking from a soda can like that just kills me.
>>731440837Why rise is so sovlless compared to worldhttps://youtu.be/N-Q302xdBBE?si=EdXM5lxcP4S4lS0w
>>731452958in the olden days the japanese caste system meant that the urban middle class had no way to spend money except on food, especially seafood. This was because of sumptuary laws, property law, and dietary taboos. Their conspicuous consumption was eating crab and sea urchin.
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>>731468868geibois...
>>731468596>It's an upgrade. Visibility should always come first.You make it sound like you can't see shit anything in world and unless you need glasses that's not the case>Are you referring to the World hunter? Because he moves faster mostly because of the abundance of slopes.The slopes that get you hurt most of the time because sliding sucks unless you are playing hammer?>Doesn't mean they weren't there in the first place. And if I remember right the raids are still on a two week rotation.2 (dos) quest are in rotation and it's clear that they were just trying something new and reversed their decision because people didn't like it>You can still play them solo. Yes I prefer not having multiplayer scaling while playing solo>They're not exactly hated either with how unintrusive they are compared to say the clutch claw.The bugs are one of the most criticized things of the game anon. I don't really care too much but you are lying to yourself if you think that most people liked them also of course they are better than the claw it's supposed to be an improvement to it no shit>That depends on what you value.Yeah I agree but unlike you I can see the pros and cons of each game
the dying breath of one of the greatest vidya franchisesI recommend you log back into it when you're feeling sentimental and soloing fatalis or alatreon with hr gear or nakedthose two fights might be the peak of this genre for possibly the remainder of our lives
>>731463542Gog isn't that hard at all, but Savage Omega is genuinely fucking insane for a HR game.
>>731452958Korea does the same. I always figured it's because they (the country) used to be poor as fuck and eating anything but dry rice was considered a luxury.
>>731452673Clutch Claw's problem was that it was actually forced onto you, because Monster's hitzones in IB were all fucked until you tenderized it.
>>731468662You just describe a predator. Singling out the weak and dying are what predators do. True scavengers specifically don't hunt live animals
>>731469150Thats true but keep in mind it took 11 days for all weapons to get their solo TAs on Extremoth whereas Savage was done within 2 days. Extremoths 15 minute timer was pretty brutal but Savage Omega is a really fun and well designed fight.
