https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5RGz_CRFM
>galaxy>poster clearly showing npcs that were added in odysseyHoly soulless slop.
>>731567553Where is she!?
Is Birdo still a troon?
>>731567553Is Mario racist now?
Im a still mr. gay?
uhh... Racist much???
This looks meh
who could possibly fucking care
Is Yoshi still furry gay bait?
At least it looks good visually. Give me Wart, fuckwads.
Will Wario be like Peter-2 and Peter-3 in NWH? If yes, who will voice him?
yes yes very nice, now where are the switch 2 games? if i wanted movies i'd buy a ps5.
So this is going to be like the first one where its just a random collection of scenes people can point and clap at?
>>731568163>>731568187>>731568242You'll watch it anyway
what does terigy mean
>>731567553>millennial writingHAHAHAHAHAHHADropped.
>>731568392Plague on humanity
>>731568075At this point I just want her to show up in the background.
>>731568392This can't be real
>>731568392Better get used to it. Prime 4 was just the beggining.
>>731568306Yep and Tendies are going to eat it up
>>731568392It's Brazilian Toad.
>>731567553Looks like the hired the "focus M" people.
>>731568075Most important question on this site right now.
>>731568317Fuck no these movies look like shit
>>731567553Why are those mexicans doing the wojak thing?
>>731568392>I FLOPPED A FRIGGIN MOVIE, MARIO :DD>WITH MY HEGGIN MIND!
Aside from the Galaxy/Odyssey naming thing and Peach apparently as the scowling girlboss again, I'm somewhat curious why Yoshi is holding what appears to be a >oddly colored Super Scope towards the end there. >>731568392I'll never understand how fags came up with this term when the one best known for popularizing it was an X'er (joss whedon) and the ones responsible for jamming it into everything regardless of context are literal boomers.
>>731568096Birdo is my man wife
>>731568603first time seeing italians
>>731567553That's racist
>>731568392Focus, T.
>>731568392it's called shrek writing, you underage zitface
>>731568096As is Yoshi. However Male 'he' presents, he's an Egg-layer.
>>731568392this is how animated films have been written since shrek, i dunno why you guys keep trying to make it a generational thing
>>731568392I am so fucking tired of this shit
>>731568392THAT just happened
>>731568392>>731568631>retards really think it will be a failure because it panders to kids
>>731568392>words mean nothing, feefees are everythingNever forget snoycube.
>>731568827>>731568642Look, Zoomers, Gen X and Boomers had their turn getting dunked on, now it's your turn unc
>>731568306Isopods
>>731567553>They're doing the soijak pointing
>>731568392I don't get it
>>731568642Will probably be a yoshi safari reference. When writing the script they probably googled "yoshi games" and it came up.
>>731569314it's a very strange mindset to me (especially when it's this incorrect) but knock yourself out i guess
Is it me or is there an editing glitch in the beginning of the video?
>>731568642>First hating taxes.>Now has a gun.Based Yoshi?
>>731567553Lmao this looks so shit
Daily reminder that Birdo is canonically a troon.
>baby mario and luigi>no baby peach and baby rosalinadropped
This is a giant ad for 3D games, mostly Galaxy and Odyssey.
>>731569698>Captain Rainbow.It's just like saying Little Mac is fat.
>>731569710TURN YOURSELF IN!
>>731569779>This is the Mario game for 2026Wew Lad
I hope we get a long and detailed scene of Yoshi laying an egg...haha
>>731569007You joke, but low attention span zoomers has to be reminder multiple times what is happening on the screen wh nthey look away from their phones.
>>731567553we fucking won
>>731568306Isopods seem chill
>>731567553This is a movie for babies, I cannot fathom a sane adult being hyped for this
He's right behind me isn't he?
>>731569867Nintendo has forgotten Mario
>>731569946Maybe it's a small reference pool on my end, but Yoshi always seemed to be popular with black guys.
why does every movie needs marvel music with retarded "epic" basses this sounds so fucking bad
>>731570019Go back to work, dad.
>did you just shift reality?!
>Clawgrip>Mouser>Phantothe best mario game is coming through
>>731568392>more toad pandering I have a feeling Miyamoto had a hand in this
This is the only Mario movie that existshttps://youtu.be/9ihWsOcbS_EAnything else headcanon.
>>731567987>>731568163>>731568187>>731568392>>731569660>snoys are already seethingLooking forward to your meltdown when it ends up breaking more box office sales records.
>>731570056/v/ wont wanna hear it but this is a normgroid slop movie. dont be surprised when u get normgroid slop in a normgroid slop movie. theres lots of films still being made that arent normgroid slop
>>731570187nintendo fired martinet btw
>>731568075Under my desk
>>731570297it doesn't have to be normgroid slop though, they could do anything and tendies would still eat it up
>movie is called Galaxy>while leaning into Odyssey locations>but also BABIES and Yoshi stuffIts like they couldn't decide what the movie should be about and wanted as many references as possible.
2 billion dollar box office.
>>731568392This right here is enough to show anyone the writing will not be any better. If you don't like references making up most of the enjoyment, then you aren't going to like this one because the writing is dry and boring.
>>731570367Wrong, he's the Mario Ambassador now. Blame CoTP instead.
>>731570481>he thinks the movie has a plotthe movie IS supposed to be as many references as possible, this is how you do commercially successful adaptations, another eg. the fnaf movies.
>>731570481The first movie had brooklyn, mario kart and dkc, itll be fine. These aren't deep movies.
Snoys are seething, holy shit.
>>731570187S O V L
>>731570728Games you sit and watch are their specialty, they're feeling a little territorial right now
>>731567987Snoy
>>731570367Because saudis paid them to do it so that one of gaming's biggest icons could be voiced by a little raghead with only background bark and youtube parody credentials
>Mario and Peach watching boomers melt down as they fuck on a hill top of the movie's cash sales in Peach's castle
>>731567553>Wario likely relegated to a post credit sceneI’m upset
>Clawgrip and Mouser finally return, but it's in this movie instead of a new mainline game or even one of the spinoffs
>>731571149>when a girl says that she just wants to be friends, but still invites you over for sexLiterally what do they mean by this?
>>731571201Oh, you sweet summer child. Wario isn’t going to be in any of the movies.
>>731571201Wariwho?
>>731568392this is enough for me not to give them money anymore
>>731571264If Birdo can be there Wario can be there
He's in.
>>731571201He's this movie's Peter-Two and Peter-Three. Trust the plan!
>>731567553those skeles tho
>>731567553mario if he illegal migrant
>>731571201I dont want wario and his toilet humor
>>731568392This is how everything is written now.
>>731568426>>731568463>>731571323So some Redditors just show up and they're now part of the group? Cool.
haha
>>731567553>Nintendo movie shill thread #4Sure... everyone just happens to care about Nintendardations. Tendie autists and marketing shills gtfo.>>731567987This.
>>731571149I hope this movie goes full MarioxPeach
Eh Ill watch it for free online
>>731571236cuckoldry
>>731571547The MPA rating confirmed rude rumor.
I haven't seen a new movie in years. I never saw the first one. Is everyone on this board 12 years old?
>>731571547It's gonna happen, they can't help themselves. They HAVE to reference his stinky doodoo side. Don't be surprised if he's a straight replica of his Smash version
>>731572416go back to forbes nigger
>>731572571what could this possibly mean
>>731572416>I have withdrawn from society>NO IM NOT A LOSER EVERYONE ELSE IS UNDERAGEprincipal skinner ahh nigga
>>731570848Hehehehehe
>>731568392It's just a nod to how yoshi basically replaced toad in the 90s for a brief period after world came out
>>731569802Little Mac was fat because it had been 10+ years since his last game. Time and inactivity ain't making you a real woman.
>>731572714>only the latest movie made for nigger children is culture, and viewing it for $25 in theaters is how you participate with societyconsoomer hero, I hope you eat a big mcdonalds today and feel complete
>>731567553I'm kind of annoyed that it's called Galaxy but they're not showing any Galaxy stuff.
>>731572594>I am the enlightened society man are you all children?>he posted on the video game imageboardhas never been a good idea
>>731568642Zoomers need something to shit on Millennials for after racking up loss after loss. It doesn't matter if it's accurate, only if it sticks
>>731568392AWKWARD
Feels bizarre being an adult gamer who's a fan of Nintendo games because they're high quality entertainment made by some of the most talented developers, and being surrounded by manchildren who are actually exciteded for these dogshit animated movies for small kids by fucking Illumination. These people don't like videogames, they're slaves of the Nintendo brand and they'll eat up any slop with their logo on it.
>>731567553Amusing that you’re getting an uninspired children’s movie before a Mario game on the new console. Nintendo has given up.
>>731573217>Feels bizarre being an adult gamer who's a fan of Nintendo gamesYou could just stop there
>>731573092that right the video game image board. this appears to be a cartoon for babies. are we going to start posting threads about WWII movies and Saving Private Ryan because Medal of Honor has the same setting? gonna take the moral high ground with your off topic shit thread about the baby character as portrayed by evil kikes?kill yourself you fucking nigger
>>731572842And then he becomes slim one year later out of nowhere.
Yoshi sounds cute at least.And hey, a Buzzy Beetle. I love those things.
>>731571201>Wario will be in the 3rd movie, where animation quality just gets better from now and he's the sole focus of the plotMy dick can only get so erect
>>731571023>>731570279Please be falseflagging.
>>731567553>Mexican stereotypesNot looking good
>>731569314>Zoomers, Gen X and Boomers had their turn getting dunked on>Gen XThe most forgotten Gen when it comes to online discourse, hardly anyone shits on them at all. Maybe because it's hard to come up with a good insult for them.
>>731568392uhh.... that just happened!
>>731567553i don't care about movies for third worders made by a company for third worders
good maybe we'll get more yoshi porn
>>731571726Nothing to haha about
>>731567553"There's the problem" Is that a Hotel Mario allusion?
>>731568306Slug bros
>Mario and Luigi fucking around with Yoshi and getting turned in to helpless babies while Peach and Rosalina do all the actual "Galaxy" stuff
>>731580262Super Peach Galaxy is the real movie title.
>>731580262THEY have been desperately wanting to "modernize" the Mario franchise for decades now, these movies are basically just everything they've wanted to do with the mainline series.
>>731580262Isn't Peach in the casino?
>>731568392>all these seething replieslmao you guys are so sensitive
>>731581698We saw her and Toad flying through the galaxy in the first trailer.
>>731580262>Those "Mario Galaxy movie will set up a Nintendo cinematic universe with the various planets" posts are right and the Odyssey T. rex scene is located on Dinosaur Planet and they get their asses saved by the blue furry from Starfox.
>>731571264>Oh, you sweet summer child.
>>731581682was he vaxmaxxed?
Will Totaka also voice Birdo?
>>731568392Cope, seethe, mald, and dilate.Absolutely filtered.
Yoshi can’t eat chain chomps
>>731568392Erm... a little help here guys!?
>>731568392The first movie had this exact writing, do you guys have goldfish memory
>>731570125Chance of a proper SMB2 successor gets more likely every yearThat's still only about a 10% chance but it's better than nothing
>>731571023I mean even the ratchet movie stuck to it's premise.
>>731568317yeah when im drunk and its on VoD
>>731568317but i won't pay for it thoughever
>>731570125>>731583246>New 3D Mario is in the Dream KingdomOkay I’m in, bring it Nintendo
>>731568317>You'll watch it anywayAnon, nobody in this thread is going to pay $20 to watch this shit.Everyone here is going to pirate the movie.
>>731568392Ok, this is something they do now!
>>731568075In my bed.
>>731583586>Odyssey was about seeing new surprising locations>Wonder was about seeing new surprising effects>Next Mario game about seeing new surprising dream worlds where anything can happen
>>731571480Only if whoever voices him can channel Mojo Jojo.
>>731568317I regret downloading the camrip of the first movie.
>>731568075She's too busy getting railed by Wario.
>>731567553haha
Which premium format are you going to watch it? I'm planning 4DX.
>>731583246Really, 3D World and Wonder are arguably both deliberately SMB2-coded.>3D World has the classic player lineup including Toad being blue and having their respective abilities(& Rosaline), plus an emphasis on throwing shit, especially in Captain Toad, and the Sprixies being functionally Subcon fairies with a construction worker union>Wonder has the surreal dream-like qualities and having multiple playable characters too, and arguably the Poplins being basically flower-themed Toads in middle eastern clothing is evocative of the original Doki Doki Panic Club
every single thing about this and the previous mario movie feel like complete bullshit, like what some 7 year old kid in 2007 wanted a mario movie to be like, completely missing the point about how mario should NOT be talking and should NOT be played as a "cool" film or whatever. The bullshit sound cues and platitudinal insistence on nostalgia - nothing sincere, purely as bait for people - is intensely frustrating, and I hate it. Nigger nigger nigger.
>>731576735they get lumped in with boomers, they're basically boomer-lite
>>731583167He does, but he's clearly just looking for updoots from the ex-redditor crowd on here
>>731573217You are the biggest faggot I’ve ever seen. Genuinely you should kill yourself.
>>731583246they'll probably just throw 2/USA into mario maker 3 as actually game theme
>>731586491redditors love the movie and millennial writing though
>>731569946>black nerdJesus, he is still active? Did he have a failing off with Doug and Rolfe or something?
>>731571323You'll watch it anyway, whether at the cinema, via streaming, or by downloading it from the internet.Or don't you have family who likes to watch this too?
>>731586614His literal job is to watch trailers and SOI over it to get invited to events, why would he retire?
>>731572842>Time and inactivity ain't making you a real woman.Yes it does.
>>731586879I haven't seen him in like a decade I'm surprised he still gets invited to stuff or that anyone watches this anymore
>>731568392It's a metajoke about how Yoshi displaced Toad for a bit in Mario media when Super Mario World came out, like Toad being absent from Super Mario World which was a first for a Super Mario title, and also being absent from the cartoon.Considering how eager Toad was to ingratiate himself to Mario and Peach it's not surprising he's bitter about Yoshi showing up.It's not like irreverent dialogue is alien to the first movie anyway.
All these movies are so ass. Nintendo is dead, just like everything else in the industry. Just hang it up.
Shad doesn't approve
>>731567553>Mario 2>Mario 3>Mario World>Yoshi's Island>Mario Sunshine>Mario Galaxy>Mario Odysseyall in 90 minutes. sorry to use an overused word but this movie is gonna be pure zoomer ADHD slop
>>731568392What's wrong with this again?
>>731568392I mean did you see the first one, this was the whole movie
>>731587365>/v/ when the movie adaptation of a popular video game franchise shows things from the video games it's adapting
>>731587467I want to see an actual narrative be told instead of "look at this new video game reference and merchandising opportunity"
>>731587554Movie comes out in basically two months and a week you'll get your fucking narrative
>>731587169Waluigi…
>>731573217>Feels bizarre being an adult gamer who's a fan of Nintendo gamesI guess you're right.
TV spot with new footage (Chain Chomp)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TanSeIoK8
>>731588263OH MY GOD THEY'RE ADDING CHAIN CHOMP TOO? AHHHHHH
>>731588263Can Yoshi even eat chain chomps in any of the games I don't remember
>>731587365It's a movie for the new generation, it doesn't need a plot.
>>731588263>Chain ChompI'm in!
>>731588563I think he can in Mario Maker
