It just makes me want to quit the game, stop stalling and fight dude I don't have all day this is just supposed to be a quick gaming sesh during a break at work or between lifting sets not watching you monkeying around on the ledge like a retard
>>731574296they are showing off their lack of breeding potential to other meleefagssame reason when the match starts they start wavedashing all over the place instead of actually fighting
>>731575210Exactly. Often times I just go afk when it's Fox or Falco to get some water and they're still fucking wave dashing 5 minutes later. Holy shit this game could be so fun without all the cringe spam.I shouldn't have to avoid using my counter cause people don't know how to aim.
>>731574296
>>731575459LOL
>>731575459The fact that in Smash 4 you can meteor smash cowards hiding on the ledge is a clear indication that the developers did not intend for the game to be played the way meleefags do
>>731574296it's a signal to others that you're trans
>>731574296i never edge guarded when i played smash i think its rude and unfair
it isn't 2015 anymore. you can punish all forms of ledge stalling pretty easily
>>731577993>>731577237I remember when I was first getting into Melee and learning about "1337play" or whatever the fuck and there was this segment about MewTroonKing using a strategy where he literally couldn't lose by hiding in the ledge as Marth and baiting. So many delusional Melee players think they can win defensively when fighting games are offensive by their own nature.I can't imagine how boring and unimaginative these people are where they cuck themselves out of using all their moves and just spam cheap shit.I tried Peach and instantly mogged because no one is expecting her side B or neutral B just hiding in the corner spamming turnips then spamming either grab or dash attack to get you out of shield or chase you down when you eventually whiff trying to hit her in a spot that's extremely difficult to reach with normal attacks that can't be easily blocked like projectiles.
>>731578739Name one strategy that "punishes"(hate that concept, just fight normally and use cool moves and combos, not everything needs to be a zero-to-death spamfest punish from someone slipping up on the controls or trying an honest attack) literal invincibility
>>731579016>So many delusional Melee players think they can win defensively when fighting games are offensive by their own nature.Not Smash.They had to impose rules limiting stalling in tournaments because of how lame and strong it is.
>>731574296Is this the end metagame strategy of Melee 30XX?
>>731579349I have an advantage fighting offensively cause no one expects it. I barely ever see offensive players and have way more fun fighting them and it's usually down to the last stock, tons of damage like the game is intended to be played.When I fight defensive players I either have to KO extremely fast and not make any mistakes or resort to cheap tactics to win otherwise they'll turn the match around with cheap shit and it's either one sided on their end or down to the last stock and I get KOed at like 30%.When I fight like they want instead of trying to go ultra instinct I always end up with more stocks, defensive play is cheap, not goodI still win even against ledge stalling, it's just annoying cause I only need to win at a few characters to be satisfied and stop gaming for the day, my session is ideally under an hour and I get annoyed when it goes beyond that
>>731579795>fight like they wantBy that I mean being extremely cheap, spammy, ledge gimps, never using B moves just spamming A, sucks that I literally have to avoid using certain moves to avoid their spammy punishes so I'm forced to fight like they do in order to keep up with the spam and not slow down with more fun attacks
>>731579795>I have an advantage fighting offensively cause no one expects it.Nerds/autists much better than you have already solved this game years ago.Nothing you do on Peach is close to what Armada was doing 10 years ago and he switched to Fox because people solved the Peach matchup on the highest level of play.Defensive play in platforms fighters will always be good due to the nature of they play.
>>731580227Armada is only fighting against people who fight like he does that's why people think it's "solved"I literally just have to spam back air repeatedly as Falcon or Ganon and Peach doing her dash dance shit or hiding gets owned. The amount of times I've actually chained Back Air because people won't stop dash dancing like NPCs is fucking hilarious
>>731576281Developer intent is literally worthless.
>NOOOoooooOoOoooOooOO>You can't wait out my 2sec spawn invicibility at the ledge!!>YOU HAVE TO LET ME HIT YOUUUUGit gud, casual
>>731580728Nah it's PVRE SOVL specially when Sakvrai is the lead dev
>>731580497>Armada is only fighting against people who fight like he does that's why people think it's "solved"No, it's because people tried doing what you're doing and they end up getting grabbed into a combo.>people won't stop dash dancing like NPCs is fucking hilariousYou're fighting against scrubs, you can play however you want against them and still win.It's like saying playing an offensive Roy that spams neutral B is good because Zain (Best Marth player/Smellee player in the world) won some matches against people in Slippi.
>>731580802I'm good because I don't need to wait out the spawn invulnerability I can literally dodge and hop around on the platforms like the game intended.Meleefags who do this fight an incredibly grounded game with shorthops being their primary jump rather than leaping up into the air which is cool as shit and sets it apart from all other fighting games
>>731580890>grabbed into a comboJust grab and down smash? That's how I would own Armada every time cause he's literally not expecting just a normal dodge instead of wavedash spam or running away
>>731574296Because it's good. Deal with it.>I don't have all day, I'm too busy WORKING and LIFTINGOh, you're that egotistical guy, I remember you.
>>731580997Dodge* and downsmashI am so sick of grabs broI have grab fatigue>>731580890Dude everyone is copying Zain it's the same exact shit. Didn't Zain get owned by a Link player? Yeah I could do that without all the fancy ledge tech shit. Just dodge his grab spam and downsmash into an air combo..EZ
This game sucks. The optimal strategy 99% of the time is running away and wiff punishing.
>>731580927>rather than leaping up into the air which is cool as shitSo you can't even shorthop? You're just a salty noob that gets called out for only ever fullhopping lol
>>731580997>That's how I would own Armada every time cause he's literally not expecting just a normal dodgeExcept he would? He was a very adaptive player who would bait all types of defensive options (Spot dodges, rolls, wavedashes, wavedashing) and punish them accordingly with Peach.It's why he was considered the strongest player of his time.
>>731574296isn’t edgestalling banned?
>>731574296yes, the ledge is one of the big obvious things that clearly isn't ok and needs to change about melee. it's a shame that the game has such a clear-cut flaw. the LGL fixes it in serious comp play at least, and even slippi has implemented it which curbs a lot of the antisocial play when you're playing casually on ranked or whatever
>>731579121grab the ledge before they do
>>731581158overshoot beats that
>>731581327lgl means you can only do it a little bit yeah
>>731579121Excessive rule sharking the judge
>>731574296Post your slippi replay files and we can help improve your gameplan
>>731581176No I do shorthops all the time, I'm just saying to move around the stage I mainly jump, not dash dance or wave dash>>731581228He's a clone same as any other tourneyfag, they're all playing against fellow clones and don't know what to do when someone has an entire strategy that's not "solved". The fact he relies on "bait" instead of just fighting offensively tells me he's a hack relying on cheap tricks>>731581158Objectively no true, that's just what the clones want you to believe, strong, powerful attacks set up with properly time B moves defeats their tourneyfag clone strategy because it sends them flying up in the air which is diametrically opposed to what they're comfortable with, spamming on the ground
My GameCube controller c stick started giving me upairs when I'm trying to do fairs or bairsbut only sometimesis there a way to fix it or am I just fucked and have to spend a million dollars on a used official controller with cum stains
>>731580927fullhopping as fox is known to everyone as *the* broken fox move. it's like you just said "oh actually the queen is really strong in chess". yeah dude where have you been
>>731581409Nah I'm doing a meteor smash or sending them flying off in the background else it's not a KO>>731581065It's not, they are so stuck in their spamming brainrot they can't even see that I'm winding up a downsmash for them to walk into and get KO'd anyway.>>731581365I'm just making my own game, tired of this slop play.
>>731574296if you play ranked or go to locals they've giving you a free win. Some people are just self-destructive like that, you can't help em. Just take the win and move on
>>731581905Replacing the c stick is a pretty easy mod since it's separate from the rest of the pcbHonestly just pony up and get a phob>>731582019post some replay files already, I'd like to observe your playstyle
>>731581503I'm making a YouTube video showing all my owns against this cheap shit to prove that tourneyfags are fundamentally playing the game wrong In the tutorial Mario does a meteor smash. All Mariofags do the bair spam off ledge instead
>>731582096I don't know how actually or I would
>>731576281the way ledge invincibility works is one of the big flaws of melee, and changing that was good, but that doesn't mean that any of the other changes that they made were also good. it's more of a broken clock being right twice a day situation. they made lots of changes and they weren't all wrong
>>731582168They're in the Slippi folder in your Home folder. Replay files are .slp
>>731582314https://slippilab.com/LightheartedNocturnalCrow
>>731582314https://slippilab.com/WellGroomedWellOffBeaver
>>731582604>>731582787What a cool site
>>731582604>>731582787is this silver or bronze?
>>731582604>>731582787nice, I don't have much to comment on with these mid tier mus, I don't suppose you have a replay against an opponent you thought was particularly challenging or annoying?>>731582821it's insane. melee is insane
>>731574296Nigger just play rivals of aether its way fucking better if youre going to play against randoms.
>>731582787spamming dmash on the last stock was really funny, needs moar turnipsyou might think that playstyle is lame, but... it's time to learn, todayhttps://youtu.be/0RkapfBYIfc
>>731582874Ranked is unplayable due to Fox and Falco>>731582895They're all just a bunch of clones, this guy is literally just copying Zainhttps://slippilab.com/RadiantGrotesquePorpoise
>>731583190fox and falco should be your bread and butter dude, they're combo fodder
>>731574296Back then, when we played somewhat competitively among friends we really looked down on hanging from the ledge to prevent the other player from recovering, we saw it as fucking cheap, it was ok to meteor, to chase, to try and risk it but that shit always seemed scummy.
>>731576281>NOOO THE DEV INTENDED THE GAME TO MAKE ME WIN, I DIDN'T LOST Y-YOU DID
>>731582604>Luigi that doesn't know how to wavedashvs.>Roy addicted to dancing blade
>>731583179I was Peach, I just picked her up this week and had to do that to build up enough damage for a KO cause that Young Link is always cheap and hard to even hit once cause he's always runninghttps://slippilab.com/BoldMustyElephant
>>731583190From watching this replay it looks like you have good control of your character and can hit the bread and butter, but I think you have a mentality block when it comes to movement. You've said you think endless dashdancing and evasive play is lame, and although I don't really disagree, you need to throw in some movements that don't amount to anything just to keep things ambiguous for your opponent. For example, around frame 5500, after coming down from angel plat, you stand center stage and throw out a bunch of smash attacks, glued to the floor. You're invincible, marth probably isn't going to jump into that. Some empty movement would help condition the marth into making decisions based on bad info.BTW, thank you for actually sharing your replays, this is really very interesting to me lol.
>>731575459neck yourself
>>731583402Dancing Blade is how you cut in and close distance if he was to use a wave dash I'd own him with a down smash or even an upsmashhttps://slippilab.com/ImmaterialUnacceptableShrew
>>731583575I wouldn't say hitting multiple hits of dancing blade counts as "can hit the bread and butter" LOLLLL
>>731583575>>731583676roy bread and butter is based on grab followups and dtilt followups, which I saw 0 of
>>731583575You don't understand SOVLI'm working myself into a berserker frenzy intimidating my foe making them wary about approaching so they don't try and spam approaches and hesitate giving me time to close the distancehttps://slippilab.com/MixedActiveLeopard
>>731583676In that replay he's hitting a few good combos with falcon, the real issue is the movement that sets up the combos. no comment on the roy, who cares about roy
>>731576281I would rather be ledge hogged then ledge trumped any day. Hate ultimate
Additionally OP learn how to marth killer>>731583794The beauty of fighting games is that eventually the dumbest possible option is the only one that will work. But don't limit yourself. Learn the incel tech and your sovl will shine all the brighter
>>731583731>>731583676That's where you're wrong, that's called being cheap and spamming grab and not using you're cool B moves with unique physics affects. Dancing Blade can easily turn into a counter as well. https://slippilab.com/WeightySweatyHawk
>>731583794learn how to jab grab and you'd smoke this fool
>>731583906No fuck the incel tech. You don't need to give me advice, I'm clearly already WINNING even against it. https://slippilab.com/AshamedCostlyPartridge
>>731574296You know why.Because it works.That's why they patched it in Ultimate and you can't do that anymore. The judges also set a maximum limit of how many times you can ledge-grab in one game in Melee tournaments too. Lol.
>>731584056No offense, but you need advice.
>>731584056just don't mention your winloss *wink*
>>731582990>furry smash
>>731583307yeah it was always an accident when we ledge hogged when I would play with friends and we'd be like sorry that was gay
>playing smelee in 2026you're part of the problem
>>731584021No that's not fun, that's NPCslopI'm fighting the way Captain Falcon would fighthttps://slippilab.com/LoathsomeVivaciousAnteater>>731584093>>731584135All that matters is that I win against this NPC sloptech, proving it's doable, proving I don't NEED to COPY anyone
>>731584292Well I can see your play and it's not very good, and since your belief that winning is equated with being lame is so bizarre, I'd thought I'd give you some tips. See you at the local
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>>731584425Nah I'm fixing Melee and making a better game that doesn't rely on sloptech as a "gotcha" too many fair games resulting in a little trick at the last minute when they're at like 200% and ledgegimp me at 30% to trust anyone at a local. I'm good enough to easily pwn these strategies meaning I have no use for your advice, in fact I'm actively fighting against your own advice using my own way which is how Melee is intended to be played. I also can struggle against any character of any tier and own high tiers playing this way because that's how the game is supposed to be played, fighting using all your moves, not being cheap, building damage normally, so tiers literally don't matter, they're made up tourneyfag slop and it's just another example of how they're ruining the game. https://slippilab.com/ExemplaryScentedHummingbird
>>731584797Do you actually think getting better is lame?
>>731585116"Better" is subjective when clearly you're arguing for strats that I'm owning with clear cut evidence.
>>731585459The people you're beating in these replays aren't particularly good though
>>731585743Because they're copying tourneyfags and not playing normally, that's what makes them suckSimple as.
>>731585940But you also suck, there's not one player in these replays obviously better or cooler than the other
>>731586070Cope. Did you need see the perfect Falcon Meteor Smash against Marth?That's how you win for real.
>>731585116>>731584425You're trying to have a rational conversation with someone with an actual mental illness, by the way
>>731586186I don't see anyone ITT complimenting your play, do you?
>Smelee
>>731586316Cause they're all salty I'm beating their copied tourneyfag strategy and coping that I'm the only one actually playing the game right.Sakurai would approve.
>>731586428you're playing shitters. I don't try to copy tournyfags either and haven't even watched tournies in years. but there's a lot of shit to learn and you have to learn how to dodge shit and grab. you can't get by with your will alone.
>>731586428lol you can't complain about other people's playstyles post after post after post and then say they're the ones who are salty haha
>>731586797>>731586870cope, you can't just tell me to post an example of me beating the strategy that's ruining the game then complain the people using it aren't good, it's flawed logic.they aren't good cause they're copying tourneyfags.Simple as.
>>731574296>irreputable behavior>community is mostly brown Is there any hope for fighting games?
>>731587065Yeah I'm fixing it, don't worry
>>731582604>>731582787Wtf you guys have replays? Holy shit
Hey OP if you don't like my feedback let's play instead, here's my code YOYO#785
>>731587038>>731587789Yo post replay if this happens
>>731587789ROID#976
>>731587789I await the outcome
>>731575459kek
OP won, by a lot, but his playstyle was copied so it unfortunately doesn't count.
>>731587789Damn, I was hoping the shounen-retard-anon wouldn't post his code and I'd be able to slide in.I guess you get to smoke SRA until he quits though, or maybe you just found Borp 2.0
Aw I wanted to keep playing GGs!
accident
that was fucking rancid.thanks for proving my point that you're only trying to waste my timeback to gamedev and webdevI'm creating a better site and a better game
GGs man
>>731588818BGs I thought you were trying to prove a point about how I needed your advice? https://slippilab.com/SmugGorgeousWolverinehttps://slippilab.com/MustyGummyLemur
>>731588936I didn't say I was good, I said you were bad. I think you'd go 1-2 at my local, probably further with a more positive mentality
>>731588936>Bowserbro
>>731589117I ain't playing locals I'm salvaging Melee for what it's truly meant to be by explaining how it's supposed to be played then making a game forcing you to play like thatBro I don't need your advice fucking lol
>>731588760>>731588818>>731588936I don't play melee but you guys aren't doing the crazy shit top players do, it looks like regular melee that I play with my little brother. Also Bowser is completely dog shit from what I understand so lmao.
>>731589165I don't know why he picked BowserHe should've picked a better characterHe still can if he wants to try fighting for real
>>731589216this is literally
>>731589201I hope you are trolling man. I'm not the anon you are responding to but you have to be just having fun right? If it's just for fun that's fine but if you genuinely believe you are gonna change the game or something... I think not bro.
>>731589256Sorry but I don't play against high tiers like ganon and roy
Melee would be perfect if chaingrabbing, reaction tech chase infinites, and the ledges were gone. Wait, why does that sound so familiar...............
>>731589398I am going to change it by making my own version and forcing people to realize the true glory of Sakurai's Legend>>731589327He picked Bowser so he couldn't be held accountable for his loss. Bitch move.
>>731589449Roy isn't high tier.>>731589473>Furry gameMy game's better.
>>731589201Different anon here, wanna play?
>>731589617>melee>not a furry game
>>731589473I think RoA1 has superior character mechanics and balance than Smash, but like 80% of the pixel art looks like shit
>>731589524If I told you that beating my bowser was because your playstyle was lame, boring, or copied from another player, and the win was not because of skill, how would that make you feel?
>>731589524I won't play bowser, but I'm not great at top tiers either. I like the Mario bros and links. Want my code?
I could play later if this shit is still up. keep in mind i haven't played in at least a couple years now. also I kinda want to try akaneia and the new characters if anyone's interested.
>>731590156Sure>>731589981You'd be wrong and it would be ironic cause you were dash dancing as Bowser
edge guarding and playing around the ledge makes melee insufferable and me never wanting to go beyond watching it
>>731590267DOCK634, give me a sec to set up plz
>>731590267>>731590337I'm ready for you
>>731575210>xitter/reddit non-melee combo clip>rolling in neutral>short hop fast fall aerials between stocksWhy are zoomers like this
>>731590337was busy just saw this
>>731589735it do be like that
>>731590536No problem, seems like we live too far apart. Sorry mate, GGs
>>731589740Looks 100x better than most fighters
>>731590471never had the kino experience of just playing normally against friends>>731590448>spams backair off the ledge>doesn't use forward b so I can't use counter>ragequitsExactly what I'm talking abouthttps://slippilab.com/SoupyOccasionalElephantI gotta get back to work my vyvanse high is waning
>>731590878>https://slippilab.com/SoupyOccasionalElephantwhat the fuck was that
>>731589735That's why those characters suck in Melee and at least you have to option to pick something that isn't a furry
>>731590878>>731590946Did the words DESYNC DETECTED not show up for you?You're 3rd stock you ran off the stage, so I wanted to start a new game up, then you left
>>731584085>That's why they patched it in Ultimate and you can't do that anymore.And nobody plays or cares about Ultimate. Melee is still the definitive Smash 25 years later. Nintendo needs to stop trying to make it a casual friendly party game, stop with the gimmicky DLC characters and start using the money they waste on suing fans to invest in good netcode instead of the laggy garbage of Ultimate
>>731590946at least you get to see how good dodging is to where you don't need dash dancing and wavedashing
>>731591067that wasn't me
>>731582283This, reminds me how in dark souls 2 they did everything right and then fucked it up in 3
>>731591119Oh, then who is ROID? I thought that was OP.OP, what's your code
All I've learned from this thread is that /v/ is bad at Melee and OP is a high-functioning narcissist with a substance abuse problemI am also bad at Melee
>>731591067The connection was bad but I had already won, there's really no sense in playing again but if you want one more match then I guess we can try to play. Guessing there's gonna be a desync.
>>731591235OP is ROIDThat guy was just an observer
>>731574296You deserve it for choosing a poser game to play during your free
>>731591246>wants players to honor Sakurai by playing the game which coincides with the fact that it compliments a productive lifestyle by not forcing you to get too deep into the game like many RPGsNot a narcissist, stop using zoomer buzzwords and learn to read context
>>731575459heh
>>731591102no this is just bad gameplay and the doc didn't use his projectiles one time that I saw or grab cancel or punish rolls or spotdodges etc etc didn't watch the whole thing but skipped around
>>731591678>didn't spam projectilesthat's unfun>>731591383I'm only using it as inspiration to make a better game>>731591235I probably shouldn't have ledgeguarded but I was having trouble KOing on the first life so I needed to make sure I could whip out a counter as the final KO as I always dohttps://slippilab.com/NippySneakyLyrebird
>>731591782>use = spam
>>731591782you guys keep fucking rolling holy shit
>>731591846Yes, that's why there's a damage reduction after a move has been spammed a certain amount of times, you're supposed to use all your moves>>731591907Yes, that's what you're supposed to do, not dash dancing or wave dashing. The game is good without glitches
>>731592000you're retarded
OP is unbeatable
>>731591907Yeah, my friend has been trying to get me into melee but I still roll way too much. I think we both also couldn't tell when a move connected, there were a lot of those "hit but then go back and it didn't hit"s going on, I like the one strong knee I got but then didn't.Still GGs and glad this game can be played online for free
>>731581158why don't you hit them after they run away not before?
>>731592047Cope. I have more fun and win without needing to copy others
>>731592119play someone good trust me you're not shit
>>731592069At least you didn't dash dance or wave dashGGs
>>731592163Tourneyfag strat just isn't goodCope.
>>731592163>trust me you're not shitThank you
>>731592291you're not worth shit at the game i mean you are shit
>>731592324That's not me that's someone who agrees with you lol
OP is undefeated someone take him down. If it wasn't so late here I would download slippi myself bruh
>>731592547oh BASED
>>731592665he would just bitch and say I wavedashed or used cheat moves
>>731592798I don't play melee so there would be no problem because I literally don't know how to perform any of the advanced tech.
>>731593416he seems to think he can beat anyone somewhat competent at the game though which he's mistaken about>>731591102>at least you get to see how good dodging is to where you don't need dash dancing and wavedashing>beating the strategy that's ruining the game>Cause they're all salty I'm beating their copied tourneyfag strategy and coping that I'm the only one actually playing the game right.yet I haven't seen him beat or play one person playing like a tournyfag
>>731593602>which he's mistaken aboutYet no one can actually beat OP...Curious, most curious indeed!
>>731593602The Bowserjak was dash dancingCheck the previous slippi links earlier in the thread too, there's a Falcon vs Fox
>>731593857>Bowser>Dash dancingHow fearsome
>>731593810because he's going to bitch about>grabs>projectiles>wavedashing>moving too fast>using too many moves>the character>the stage>his controller>the music was too loud>the connectionetc
>>731593912He would've done better without it which is what I've been saying
>>731593979Cope.
>>731593857and they're playing like shit
Ok OP I'll beat you. FUGS#947
>>731594423I can tell you're a clone without even playing you, so I won't waste my time
>>731594423locked in ROID#947
>>731594657lol I wasn't expecting you to actually be good, I should have warmed up first. Good game.
>>731594657THAT'S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUTYEAHROIDhttps://slippilab.com/NextSweetWallaby
lmao no one can beat him
>>731594657#ISLA745
>>731594947No wave dashing or dash dancing necessary>>731595016You maybe can't tell but he's wave dashing the entire time, he stays very grounded while my Falcon soars up into the air and actually uses Falcon kick unlike your typical normie Falcon who would be dash dancing and then spamming knee across the stage the entire time.I didn't get to use axe kick or Falcon Punch so I'm disappointed.Samus didn't use her axe kick either>>731595384I'm going to keep working on my game now so I can have fun battles against people who weren't brainwashed by tourneyfags and hopefully undo some of the brainwashing that makes the game unfun
>>731595889ROID#976
you gotta be fucking shitting me
can someone who thinks they're GOOD play OP and stop feeding his noob ego
>>731596210
>>731595889>>731596146Hate that map I'm always at a disadvantage with GanondorfStill no Warlock Punch nor Exploding Axe Kick...That's cause Peach didn't use the Toad Shieldhttps://slippilab.com/GrowingNoteworthyPanther
another has fallen
>>731596210he's essentially just spamming full hop, buffer roll away, and punishing approaches.it kind of works but once you play someone more than a couple times doing that you're probably just going to stop being able to win against them. or just immediately if you run into an opponent who plays lame.
>>731596803>an opponent who plays lame
>>731596670I didn't even get to fight how I wanted to, I was lucky to get that downsmash in organically, the rest of my moves were pretty tight and defensive cause I didn't want to get spammed to death, my real style is using a lot more Gerudo Dragon and less Up Air. You can see when I start to get more comfortable I tried an Up Smash which is absolutely crucial to destroying short hop spamIt's like I've been saying when people play this way they're forcing others to play like them, if you don't use a certain B move I am forced to sacrifice one as well
>>731596803>full hopis that what you call double jumping? lolI said I jump to move around, the double jump flip makes your hitbox smaller
>>731597243all these fake tourneyfag terms for Melee suck, lol. they're trying to gatekeep this great game from new players by creating this false ideology around fighting styles, basically copying or working around the Fox shine spammer from California who ruined it in the first tourney which cheap Fox nonsense.
>>731597243>the double jump flip makes your hitbox smallernot for every character but yeah for some of them
>>731597418That's why it's so cool to continue using it and bring the battle up in the air rather than staying glued to the ground hiding under the platforms
>>731575459Worth the RAM price inflation lmao
if op is still around i will rape him to death right now
>>731598421based
>>731598421any one of us could with any character, just look at his vods
actually fuck OP, someone post a codeI want to go fast
>>731599034WORF#234
>>731599525fuck you for making me get out of bed and be coldANON#238
bump op sux
>do a nair>both hits phase through sheik's bodycaptain falcon is literally an unfinished character
ggs anon you a real falconsick scar jumps
>>731574296Decent player here. There's a magical concept you should know of, and it'll fix a lotta the game vs top tiers who don't approach for you.You don't have to play the interaction they want. You don't have to play that situation. Lame them back. If they won't get off the ledge, let them have their little dick moment, because they're just afraid of getting combod because it hurts their protagonist syndrome.If they're camping, they're a bitch trying to prove something or they're scared. Shrimple as.
>>731576281The fact that in brawl they added tripping, is a clear indication that the game was never intended to be played seriously to begin with, you fucking retard.why are you pretending to care about the intent now? the original intent was to be a button masher for 10yos
>>731601426ggs but I am obligated to call you homosexual for playing sheik
>>731589473I dislike the lack of shields and emphasis on stage control gimmicks for character designs so I'd rather just play Slap City instead if it had a player base.
>>731601652They did that to stop dash dancingThe intent was to make a dank game and tourneyfags ruined itI care about Sakurai's intent cause I'm making my own game inspired by Melee.No time for any more matches. Also need to finish a website and I'm very close to being ready to purchase a domain name and server
still waiting for a good smash bros but with indie games characters game
>>731602308it's gonna suck judging by what you don't like about melee kek and why are you making a website already it's gonna take you years to finish the game if it's not going to be shit
someone else play meNOW
>>731603240There's a tutorial on how to make Melee on Youtube I can just scran that and then the rest is history. Need a site to fund my time spent making the game. The art should be easy I'm experienced with Blender. C++ won't be too hard with the help of LLMs. Nah the developers themselves changed the game around Melee exploits and sold more copies than ever.
>>731603729dunno how paying for a site will fund youc++ will be easy to hack btw
>>731603729>There's a tutorial on how to make Melee on Youtubelol
Fightingfag here, how difficult do you guys find L canceling really? A friend has been trying to get me to start grinding sets with him on slippi but L canceling has always been a major barrier in my interest for melee. The combination of consistently having to micro jump, fast fall, AND then perfectly time a button press seems absurd.
>>731603065fraymakers has positive reviewssomehow
>>731603065>>731589473>>731604943not super hard, it's just muscle memory you develop over time. i don't know how to feel about it even after all this time.
>>731604064It's the new 4chan everyone will be using it. The costs will be outweighed by the income, looking at Hetzner tiers nowI'm using Unreal 4 it shouldn't be hacked unless they failed us>>731604106Yes. All I need to do is edit it and add new stuff basicallyShould be very easy
>>731604943I've been playing since 2004 off and on, its an auto reflex I do not even think about anymore. Literally its just part of movement and there is no considering or trying to press it, my hands do it on their own while i focus on adapting to the matchup.Matter of fact it fucks me up in other smash titles that Don't have it (All the non hal labs titles) because its a extra button press I keep doing that I dont need to.
>>731603345OP here, maybe after some more weed and vodka to taper off the vyvanse session. This one was intense as I'm basically getting ready for full production mode and lining up my finances to pay for a server/database/file hosting/domain nameIt's actually kinda sketch seeing as how I'm broke except for a little bit of leftover money from a car accident settlement. Just making sure everything is secure, works well, looks good and is fun. Finally ready to be done with this project and start working on the Meleelike, gamedev is my true passion and I just made a 4chanlike out of necessity cause there needs to be a better site, I'm doing that for Melee cause there needs to be a better Melee but it's more than that, I'm really only interesting in Melee combat...well, you see.
>>731604943not difficult, but also automatic enough once you learn it that it's just an unnecessary button pressgotta develop those carpal tunnel or other problems somehow, I guess
>>731605814actually same can be said for my 4chanlike site, I copied the UI, added some upgrades but the site really isn't about what 4chan is about. it's its own thing.Hopefully you chuds will browse there while I make the Meleegame and then play the Meleelike to see what I've been talking about in this thread
>>731604943OP hereI never needed to use L-cancelling or anything frame perfect.I just fight normally
okay if any anons from earlier still want to battle it's ROID#976I was very busy earlier, I basically just completed the aspect that will set my site apart from 4chan
>>731606480ANON#238GET WILD AND TOUGH
>>731606480you seem delusional so I'm good
>>731574296Ultimate has bullshit too dumbass
>>731575459Holy Motherfucking KEK
>>731576281God I miss Smash 4 Online
stop pausing you cuntnice ragequitOP is a fag as always
>>731606553Really close, I tried to use more moves this time and have fun, didn't know you could pause in this my finger slips on the pause button as I'm using a PS4 controller
>>731606961The game glitched out I had to reopen it
I'm learning Melee Zelda, her upb is whack
OP is a faggot who leaves after one game and keeps pausing when I'm trying to edgeguard
Alright I'm done. Did you even use one raptor boost?https://slippilab.com/ImportantGloriousTurtle
>>731607296Dude I can barely even hit you you're always running awayI can win this way but it's not fun. I only have fun when I get to use all my moves, it's what they're there for.
>>731607319kill yourself retardhttps://slippilab.com/DiscreteIrritatingCaribouyou got btfo and ran away as soon as you won 1 game where I killed myself at 0 and you kept pausing while I was in the middle of hitting youplay me again or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>731607424>I killed myselftends to happen when you aren't playing the game rightit's a botched match, that's what I call every match that has KOs that don't end in a Meteor Smash or sending your opponent sky high
>>731607518you're a shitskin nigger who paused repeatedly when I was hitting you and just so happened to disconnect right when I won because "m-muh game crashed"then I literally hand you a win out of pity and you immediately run and post the replay you are a fucking faggot, kill yourselfa little bitch who won't even play the bare minimum amount of games
so if you wanted to get into meleewhat is babby's first tutorial to learn? the game feels extremely clunky to me for what I assume is lack of an input buffer and I need to learn movement from scratch
>>731607424I paused one time cause my finger slipped off the smoothbrained PS4 controller, it also made me do the Gerudo Dragon instead of Back AIr where I would've ended the Match 2 > 9. In Melee I can win against your strategy if I make zero mistakes or try anything riskyBut that's not fun, it's stressful.
>>731607724unclepunch
>>731607724Don't do tutorials don't listen to other people tell you how to play just fight normally and realize your move sets are defined by the character using them you should try and embody them and what they would do by using all your moves not just spamming and running and hiding
smash 4 was the last time smash was any good but it needed a patch or three from people who gave a fuck rather than Sakurai doing random shit
>>731607750>2 > 0*Too much coding, my eyes need some rest and training lol
>>731607828will look into that thanks>>731607831grasping the basics of the character is fine and all, but I don't think I'll be able to do that if I don't know basic movements. IE I know what a wavedash is, but not how it's applied to the character.
>>731574296>or between lifting setsDYEL detected, you concentrate between sets
>>731607885Don't do wavedashing bro look at the examples in this thread I never wavedash, I never dashdanceThat ruins the game.
>>731574296If you want to actually enjoy quick sessions dont play fucking MelleIts a game thats bean deconstructed by autistic people.Evo had to limit number of stocks because melee matches lasted way to god dam long and all the autists flipped a tit.Evo as an event improved considerably once they got rid of melee.
>>731607885wavedash has various uses, offensive, defensive, positioning, etc..the most basic thing you'll do will be doing a wavedash into a smash attack.
>>731607909I do a lot of eccentric sets with bands and whatnot to target every single muscle group and to keep my tendons and joints strong as well as do yoga.I'm basically working out all day every dayhttps://youtu.be/2ZANNt_uyvMSo while I may have been done with my bench press sesh already, I'm still doing lightweight rows and basic squats to add some lightweight endurance training in to become a SOLDIERhttps://youtu.be/2ZANNt_uyvM
>>731608015Smashbefore them and wreck their wavedash you can only truly dodge with a dodge never trust jankdash bro
>>731607949I don't do any wavecheating or dash dancingI'm down to play a game
Which melee stage gives you this reaction?https://xcancel.com/skifftalks/status/2014391620376936620
>>731608184K I N OROID#976
>>731608227I'm only going to use my 3 month shitch pass 3 months before they shut the servers down
>>731608227>castle siegebased M2K
>>731608237WORF#234
https://slippilab.com/FunctionalSpiritedCormoranthttps://youtu.be/gHkTLE44X1cNever trust jankdashNever trust spamTrust in the power of the S M A S H
>>731607845>smash 4 was the last time smash was any good
>>731608227>m2k makes the furry look normal
>>731608431But you still spam grab like all Sheiks. The game crashed after I tried to reboot
>>731604943It took me a few days to get used to it
>>731608678>game crashed you mean you ragequit lol
>>731608678oh did you want to play more?I thought you just ragequit immediately like anon warned
>>731608836he's just going to leave as soon as he getsa pity win and immediately post the replaydon't expect a nigger to play a full set like a white man
>>731608678Should've remembered it was Sheik then I would've used Falcon.Personally don't play Sheik and find their spamming and lack of B moves a nuisance but I'm still adding ninjoid techniques like Sheik's to my game, that was a tough match, they always are. >>731608816No, the match was over already so I exited out, you only ragequit if there's game left to play.Honestly you made it sound like you were a noob or someone who aligned with my ideals and followed the thread faithfully, not someone hiding in wait holding onto their chaingrab spam moveset and I could relax and pick Marth, wasn't expecting a spammy Sheik hiding in the wings or I'd go with Falcon and spam knee to fight fire with fire
>>731608912>pity winShouldn't have thrown the match, either with spam or the default NPC notion of losing once you're able to be ledge guard spammed to death and offstage. https://slippilab.com/UnfortunateEquatorialDog
>>731608940alright do you want a rematch with falcon?marth does feel pretty easy for sheik to kill
>>731608912>>731609006To add to that, it's not a real win unless it's a meteor smash or an instant offscreen KO. If you're ledgecucking for even one match and your opponent doesn't die immediately with no attempt to get on the ledge then it's not a real KO>>731609021Yes
>>731609021Just warming upIt shouldn't be decided in the first life
>>731584153Furry gameAlways has been
>>731609343>>731609021Also shouldn't be decided ahead of time with ledge guarding.
YEAH NIGGAYOU DIDN'T DO A SINGLE FUCKING FORWARD SMASH AND THAT'S WHAT WON ME THE GAMEhttps://slippilab.com/EmptyBasicPelican
>>731609450Wrong, I instantly turn off the game any time I'm forced to fight Sonic, Pikachu, Isabelle, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Fox, Falco, Wolf, K. Rool, Dedede, Incineroar, Pichu, Greninja, or the Kanto starters. Just to be safe I do it if it's Mewtwo or Bowser.
>>731609006huh he got wrecked for a couple more games with falcon then instaquit after a pity win to post the replaywhat do you know
>>731574296The funniest part about this is while you are right, you are posting this about the game with the least amount of stalling and timeouts of any Smash title except true 64 which lacks a timer. And whining about it being unintended while the other Smash games have dogshit intentional design is even more amusing. I'll take stuck-on-ledge regrab into waveland over airdodge into buffered roll/spotdodge out of disadvantage where a character can spend the majority of full seconds fully invulnerable after you put them in a shitty spot.
>>731609830I'm trying to prove a point.
someone fucking play me who isn't the retarded bitch OP>>731609830I told you he is a nigger I bet his game "crashed" right when you won
>>731609825>playing ultimate online with randoms
>>7316098854 had ledge vulnerabiility I used to meteor smash ledgehoggers on 4 all the time
>>731609996That's not how Captain Falcon would fightHe wouldn't run awayHe would use Falcon Punch, Falcon Kick, Raptor Boost, Axe Kick, METEOR SMASHThose are his moves
this thread inspired me to DL slippi again and the first two matches i got RQ'd within 30 seconds
>>731609996>>731610240That's why he says "SHOW YOUR MOVES!" He means ALL you movesHe's trying to compareBut you can't Cause you DON'T
how are you guys losing to this faggot
>>731610443Cope. My gameplay is Sakvrai ApprovedCan you say the same Imperial Nonce?https://youtu.be/QdGD3Ukb3Q0
>>731610443even with OP cherry-picking replays where he miraculously wins, it's shocking that no one is just hitting him after he burns his double jump in neutral for the tenth time in a row
>>731610619I'm on FIRE Get too close and you'll get scorched by the flames!https://youtu.be/ySp-u9kWVaQ?si=AZ7c_RGfpKnCOY_K&t=203
>>731610401I started today too, got like 3 tryhards fox/marth mains then surprisingly a few shitters like me.
>>731610693>>731610401post codes and let me rape you sluts
>>731582990>trannies of aether
>>731575459scar did not have simba/mufasa's fur colorhe was a much darker orange color
WTCH#609any challengers? playing princess peach
>>731583307sounds like you and your friends were faggy little bitches LOL
>>731611159They intuitively understood Sakurai's Trve DesignNot just copying some guy from California's playstyle
>>731610904potkettlerent-free
>>731611292No one was a tranny when Melee came out
>>731611316and yet every local is infested with them nowcurious
>>731611515Yeah because we live in weimar 2 lol
>>731611515BECAUSE OF TOURNAMENT PLAYSTYLEIT'S INHERENTLY TRANSTHAT'S WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUTI'M TRYING TO CHANGE THINGShttps://youtu.be/ccw9RkOKs1Q
>>731611123no one playing?
>>731611841I hate playing peach and your name combined with your character makes you seem troon
>>731611841I'm trying to get drunk and highDifficult on THREMBOROID#976
>>731611921so you dodging or what?
>>731611950Chill outA few more dabsa few more shots...https://youtu.be/2cyoMfpLiAI
>>731611997ok I'm queued up smoking a joint
>>731611997I have to get VERY intoxicated to enjoy this gameTroonamentfags have just ruined it so muchI've also already defeated a Peach...Falcon this time? Fuck dude I wanna Bust out Link, Young Link and ROID
>>731612062sure
Generic PeachletThey all start to crumble after a few strong movesThat's why you gotta stop copying the soft touch foxlet faggiforinian playstylehttps://slippilab.com/RightInsidiousKookaburahttps://youtu.be/YtrZ_3h5gfM
>>731612409you queuing up again or what?
>>731612496I'm barely drunk and high ffs it takes a lot of shots and dabs on vyvanse can a nigga get fucked up?https://youtu.be/b2-aM3Pu4gAThis is why slippi needs a chat log to explain why we might need a slight break in between matches in order to have F V N
Fucking hell.crashed again
hahaha holy shit OP was on the way to getting 4 stock'd and just rage quit out in the middle of the matchpost that replay
>>731612909Didn't saveLost during the crash
>>731581409riveting gameplay
>>731612909Cope.This was ridiculous, exactly what I'm talking about. When you spam there's no match.I'm literally Link fighting against a high tierYou gotta realize that spamming ends the match early. Of course it wouldn't be four stock. But two early stocks? That's not a match.This is why smash 4 had only 2 stocks, you can absolutely trick your way into two stocks before anyone has the time to warm up and at that point it's over and there's no match, there's no fight, just one sided tranny sneeringThis is what ruins the gameand I can absolutely defeat itJust not relying on luck and spamRather understanding and capabilityhttps://slippilab.com/RespectfulFatalHummingbird
>>731613003loldoes the pause screen always come up for a few seconds when you "crash" after losing a stock?
>>731613112Queue up. There's no point in fighting a 2 stock beat down from Spam. I'm not going to even bother explaining myself twice against such ridiculous cheapness.Link beating Peach is already unheard of excellence dominating the tourneyfag narrative, we don't need a one=off gotcha trick to prove otherwise.
Win.Racing to get the first stock is diabolical.People are warming up, getting used to fighting, having fun. They are some troons who know no challenge
Yeah it's always decided with a few cheap spam moves in the beginningYou always make it so there's no real fightIt's pathetic
>>731613197lol so after a couple of games of ragequitting in the middle before you even take a stock... your big plan to win was just to projectile camp harder?shame it didn't work
>>731613687I was getting you out of your hiding zone with all of Link's moves, not spamming anythingOtherwise you bait and punish like what the fuck else am I supposed to do? You're hiding. I have to attack. You know what I need to do and (((punish))) aka ruin the fucking game by making your KOs unavoidable
>>731613687We were down to the last stock every timeDude you would get owned if I took this game as seriously as you do and used a character who doesn't have to struggle to get KOs. I'm fucking lapping you regardless of your take and still proving tourneyfag logic wrong. Actually this just adds to my point so non indoctrinated players can see what the fuck is up and who the conspirators are
>>731613776post the replay of the cheap unavoidable KOs lolyou kept quitting out until you got a match with a favourable start so it must be a good one
>>731613931I'll post them all.You're cheap as fuck and barely use any of your moves. Just the typical Peach spam which defeating as Link or getting to last stock proves that using all your moves is superior. Imagine if I had played a higher tier character and had KO'd early every stock. You solely rely on low damage KOs that require a rebound to ledge gimp. Not a single powerful off stage KO.https://slippilab.com/AcceptableFelineAntThis is the perfect example of why this game is ruined and bars new players from enjoying themselves by not being stuck into a mould which isn't even realhttps://slippilab.com/BogusHotSwan
>>731613931>a natch with a favorable startBullshitThat hasn't been any of my matches so far in this entire thread. You gimp the match from the start and when sober I have come back many times proving you're just trying to ruin shit rather than fight
>>731614114do you want to try with a different character or would that give you too few excuses?
>>731575459Waow, it makes NO FUCKING SENSE. DID HE GET EXORCISED OR SOMETHING I WOULD RATHER AN MS PAINT DEPICTION. NEXT TIME YOU SUCK ON THE BARREL OF YOUR OWN GUN KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN YOU AND YOUR COURAGE TO SQUEEZE
>>731614189let's go Ganon against Peach you will get owned easy and I could replicate this every single time
>>731614252lol so what's the excuse for losing with Ganon after posting this?you just spammed the same thing for 5 minutes and still lost
>>731614486Wow can't even warm up with a new character without stitch spamThis is why people don't play Melee
>>731614486Anyone would agree that was cheap as fuckSeconds away from winning yet someone spams an OP move?Exactly why smash is ruined
>>731614539ah so 'I wasn't warmed up" is the excuse this time? when you've been playing all day...at least you didn't 'crash' this time I guess
Go ahead and be the postertroon lol>no toad shield>no side BThis is exactly why the game is ruined look at these desperate troons spamming in order to make sure (YOU) don't have funMore of a reason to arm up for the great ACKeninghttps://slippilab.com/DistortedImpoliteWeasel
playing op sounds really unfun because he's such a whiney faggot bitch loser
>>731614761i haven't played drunk until nowgive a round for the drunken fist to bypass hiding Peach nonsensesimple asMy sole claim to my style is that I can win blackout drunk against tourney style cause its that fucking back and predictable
This thread is a testament to the power of severe mental illness
>>731614845>whineyExplaining how the game is played and unearthing a dark trvth of unexellence may be foreign to youBut not to meA true enjoyer of this game
>>731614914okay Peachtroon queue up and try me when I'm warmed up. I nearly beat you as Link down to the last stock it's basically over
Yet you don't want to have fun trooncuckIt's all about destroying other people's funTourneyfags use this game as a weapon
the schizo babble is funny as fucklike>>731614061>You solely rely on low damage KOs that require a rebound to ledge gimp. Not a single powerful off stage KO.was your complaint as Link when looking at the replay you died at literally 200% to forward throw (Peach's strongest move) and didn't get edge guarded a single time.>>731614815>>no toad shield>>no side Byou're waiting the entire match for your opponent to throw out a move to punish and then you whine when they don't use their laggiest moves to give you free hits?
>>731614934you're a gay retard who sucks at the game
In fact, being able to spam the same shit technique against two different tiers means that you don't know how to play, just copy and be so ridiculously cheap and inauthentic you merely surprise your opponent into not reacting in time because fighting against something so lame and retarded takes it out of you
>>731615051Stop spamming grab?What I've been saying this entire thread?I'm just aiming at you for you to stop monkeying the fuck around like a retard hoping I'll attack so you can punish retard. this is like shooting fish in a barrelNever fun
>>731615072Try and aim like a man not a spamming bitch cowardNo one should have to prepare for constant hysterical spam, I thought you'd aim like a man taking a piss
>>731615167maybe you should play the smash games after melee retard
I played OPhe fucking sucks and pauses the game every time he gets hit and then ragequits when he loses
>>731615247You know I'll win so you run awayNo matterMY game will require you to not be cheap and use all your moves so I can finally use all mineNo more hiding
>>731615315Ill fight you again rather than this tranny piece of shit, ANON#238
>>731615315i can't wait for your game to be ai generated atari dogshit that doesn't work
>>731615094>I-I only lost because I was surprised by how lame and retarded you are and couldn't reactbest one so far
EXACTLY the reason why this game's ruinedCouldn't have been a more perfect poster childLook at how desperately he makes it so I can't even fucking moveIs that fun?Only for tranny faggots with a gun to their head>there's nothing you can do...Precisely.
>>731615476Queue upI'm drunk and high as fuck. You were seconds away from a loss each time
>OP is a retarded, narcissistic addict who is lashing out at everyone who plays with him>has managed to bait like 10 different people into playing him>every time I see a thread where the OP is politely asking to play Melee / Ultimate with anyone, it falls off page 10 with 0 replieslol..
>>731615610>zoomtroon copies other people with no originality and ruins an organic fandom with contrived bullshitTale as old as timeI had to slow my reaction time deeply for a somwhat fair match and then you cheat by spamming? the result is obviousNot the point of the game
>>731580838it's useless and if intent is forced on me i'm refunding
>>731615676you think the point of the game is to bitch the most
>>731615706The entire time it said Desync DetectedUsually tat means someone quitsThat throws me off immediately and any offtick in presence ruins a perceptive match. Cope.
>>731615752are you playing on a chromebook too?
>>731615697Can't refund your time playing itIf you're not having fun you're a zoomer tranny trickster hating on others who have fun>>731615796stop coping and queue upI'm waiting...https://youtu.be/aOs7v6DJlAg?si=j19RkPupQMS1R6xI
>I had to slow my reaction time deeply for a somwhat fair matchoh my fuckwhoever called this guy a retarded shonen character earlier was on the money
>>731615842I'm not playing you faggot you sound retarded and suck dick at the game
>>731615859cope tranny witchyou're nothing other than the perfect example of where this game went wrong and your gamertag is now a philosophical rite of interest
>>731615843>shonen is antisemitic just be a transexual goyim and spam never using your movesI can't lose, I only gain knowledge in my favor because I"m right
>>731615907you keep thinking you know who you're talking too to and keep getting it wrong. something's wrong with you.
>>731615981>something's wrong with you.>>731611945
>>731615981this little Peach bitch is watching holding on to their neovagina knowing I want to win normally and fell victim to their spamThis is beyond the game and becomes political and so I speak truth to mar the impure poison they have wrought
>>731611037You want to break disneys copyright or something you evil person?
any replays of the OP getting shit on?
>>731616051None, it's like I've been saying the entire thread, an honest to goodness fight to the end and then some tranny bitch ruining everything just as we experience in our day to day lives
>>731616034you need to go play one of the smash games they made for retards
>>731616051https://slippilab.com/DiscreteIrritatingCaribouhe ragequit this match and paused constantly and still lost
>>731616093Queue up. every match was just a normal guy getting bewildered by tricks unthinkable to himselfThere was never any real fight
>>731615167>spamming grabyou know you can look at the replay and see you're barely even getting grabbed?https://slippilab.com/DistortedImpoliteWeaselget a bit of self-awareness and look at the gameplay.your 'secret style' to defeat the tourneyfags is literally just spamming full hop -> double jump drift back the entire match hoping your opponent will go forward or throw out a move for you to punish.just watch the ganon replay and see how often you do that. it's a good tool to use but it's your only real gameplan.maybe you should pick up Jigglypuff for that
>>731616141I have to fight using less move cause that's exactly what you doYou force everyone to fight in the same little californian faggot box as you do and it's maddening.I have already won against a peach in this thread, just not a tranny retard while drunk yet cause I didn't get to have a warm up match cause being drunk and high is an entirely new state of mind. and no, it's not like being a tranny, they are delusional and mentally ill, yet another thrown match from the forces of evil who oppose this world and its true reality
trooon cuck faggot knows it's the turthbeing a bitch ass sober tranny cuck against a righteous white guy?You win cause reality gave you the advantage of the horrible truth that spamming evil can get lucky when the righteous truth tellers who hate lies get caught off-guard from someone who is unthinkably evilhttps://youtu.be/4Dd-TkY1WLc?si=jYrz_ErOAPSmf5H6
>>731616217if you're going to talk shit about trannies at least don't be a complete shitter retard yourself because it just looks like you're trolling/false flagging which you are
>>731616364>is named WITCH>plays Peach like a retarded trannyLolB moves dude.Use them.I could nearly own you blackout drunkThis is how it feels to be a Straight White Male 24/7Menace.Enemy.CretinQueue.
>>731616448go play brawl, brawl 2 aka tr4sh, or brawl 3 aka ultishit because it's for retarded people
>>731616217I'm giving you free advice if you actually want to improve.just look at any of your replays and think about how much you spam full hop -> double jump trying to bait your opponent to do something that you can punish with an aerial.then when you land you spam roll backwards until you get space to go back to doing it again.you can't move around on the ground at all besides rolling and side-b/down-b.of course people are going to be able to figure you out when you just do the same thing over and over again.
Alright.Die in good time.
The game is fun cause you get to predict spam and counter with a SMASH not have to deal with constant uncharged retard slop meaning you can't moveyou can't relax
>>731616556I haven't played you 1 time btw and never will unless you can somehow reverse your lobotomy because you're a retarded noob faggot. go play one of the smash games for people like you made solely for retards.
>>731590471they would totally beat armada doe
>>731616640You're hopelessly an NPC who I've been owning regardless of the tranny Peach who proved that everything wrong with the game is due to unchilll straightedg zoomers who are basically diametrically opposed to everything millennials stand for
>>731616364hahahahahaha holy shitis this kid really like "OP, please stop, you're making us people who cry about transsexuals here look bad"this thread is awesome.
>>731574296>start match>spacie faggot immediately starts spamming lasers>l+r+a+start
Inoriganic tranny perioid flowIt's like I faced a milleninia PEach earlier then I took drugs to deal with this rancid zoomer infested world and when I'm finallly properly high I fdestroy the hive manifest with no real praise despite the world needing to be vanquished of evilhttps://youtu.be/CMe-RFb9850?si=I1uS-0XuO-h5gwg_
qrd? which anon is winning?
OP I'd stay up to dumpster you some more but it's 4:30am and starting to feel like cyberbullying.plus your chances of winning would just keep going down the more we play because you only have 1 strategy (which you call your special style) and do the same thing every time.was fun though
>>731616905you are a tranny
>>731616915Some Peachfag tranny named witch can't face me when I'm warmed up as gannondorf faded out of my mindThis only means I have every unit in my arsenal to diametrrically oppose my enemies once and for allWe willl obviously winEven harder now
>>731616915the deranged schizotroon, obviously (according to the deranged schizotroon)
>>731574296None of that happened. Kys.
>>731616915https://slippilab.com/DiscreteIrritatingCaribouhe posted the replays of the games.he got wrecked by a peach 4 games in a row which prompted the schizo meltdown.
>>731583307I had a faggot friend who tried to ban edgehogging in our group, he was rightfully laughed at and mocked
>>731617012Look at hopeless and evil this tranny becomesMaking approach impossibleFor a game with the name "Melee", meaning "close combat" this is an unforgivable bastardization of everything that is true and meanignfulOne of many
Look at how they're fucking everything upLook at how they're the enemyThis thread is about more than you can ever knowYet you feel the energy and finally learn who the enemy is.
someone critique my peach pleasehttps://slippilab.com/BlackSociableBarracuda
The transsexuals theylive under my floorboardsThey'rebeating me in smash bros
>>731617250spammy little faggot bitch waiting instead of attackingEasily another vector for change to take over from hatred and truth to take over this world
Haven't checked Slippi in yearsWould I still get 40% instant quit on Unranked just because I play Bowser
>>731617250>>731617314someone not schizophrenic?
>>731604943if there's anything you don't want to learn in melee you can just play peach. L-cancelling? Just Float cancel instead, and you only get 4 frames of landing lag so it's even better. Alternatively, play Game and Watch! They broke him and you can't L-cancel half his moves anyway
BAD#807
>>731617250should start dash dancing for grounded movement, didn't see any.floating in at ground level for an aerial in neutral is going to get you hit often.much better to dash forward -> instant float cancel nair.or just dash forward -> grab.dash attack is awesome but you need other grounded approach options or else they will just shield and punish you every time.>t. smacked this schizo up with peach
look at how much they make it impossiblelook at how nothing else matters than making a proper fight nonexistent for their enemiesthat just means it's time for nothing other than to blow their fucking heads off
>>731617287KEEEEEEEEEK
>>731613047I mean it happens instantly if you're playing someone who knows what to do. It only becomes boring when one person isn't sure about the timing and one person is being antisocial and is refreshing invincibility perfectly and stalling as much as they can even though LGL is in the game and they'll just loseWhich is just... not a scenario that comes up anymore?
>>731617849get good
>>731617287lmoa
>>731617902Queue up bitch you're last in line coping with a drunken ganon warm up lol I can barely even see but I still know what the truth isYou don'tSo get pwned like every one else and stop hiding
>>731617723good advice, thanks anon. I definitely struggle to see the point of dash dancing as peach but I know its just because Im a brainlet. Ill just start forcing it in my matches until it gels
>Given the opportunity, players WILL optimize the fun out of a game.Operative word is "will". It's going to happen.
>>731618010not in my game, I've obviosly dealt with enough of this shit to come up with a solution even while half blind
>>731617998dash back to dodge a move that was aimed at where you were, dash back dash attack to punishalternatively dash back to bait out an overshoot because you look like you're running away, then dash back and intercept with dash attack, either outprioritizing their hitbox or hitting them before it comes outalternatively dash forward to bait out something, dash back so it whiffs, dash back in to punishit's literally just movement at the end of the day. You move to avoid attacks or to get into position to hit your attacks. Keeping your dashdance just gives you the fastest possible turnaround which means you'll get everywhere you need to be quicker than if you do something more slowly
next time I lose irl I'm going to have to remember to tell my opponent:>>731615676>I had to slow my reaction time deeply to make it a fair match (but you cheated)and >>731615094>you merely surprised me into not reacting in time by being so retarded
>>731617958Im not playing someone who sucks and is retarded
do none of you fags want to play?
>>731618253Actual White Guy Link Vs Real Japanese instead of Trans freak zoomer piece of shit copyfag slug faggot lurking the thread knoing I'm barely concious preparing for a fake peach win despite tit aready being "solved"https://slippilab.com/LargeSereneEland
>>731618385Post hand
>>731618460MY SKIN IS COLDZOOMER FAGGOTS HAUNTING ME YEAHhttps://youtu.be/NJwMbbP1MpM?si=wJRNkbWReNvEcfCt
>>731618526Fat Indian
>>731618845keep hiding gangstalkarothttps://youtu.be/3YgPuQdl_rk?si=jKefYh1NEqk45iUM
This thread is a trip
>>731619135https://youtu.be/b4eMyOzD9UI?si=pXZgFrmVj4d5KpbF
Been wasted for a long time now I'll finish it offhttps://youtu.be/Vous7W8l00o?si=BVWxX0r7clVNoZJhhttps://youtu.be/xk8mm1Qmt-Y?si=Rgj9SWXSc987D9F4https://youtu.be/QcJ1rclRBwU?si=S8DLfrGl83P8wFit
Nigger
>>731619673Too bad tranny yanks ruined the japanese economy in the 1980s and the 1990s by refusing to recognize qualityI aim to fix that Tranny Enemeyhttps://youtu.be/4Dd-TkY1WLc?si=jgtB0Z3DTOfAfMi6&t=224
>>731601878Based Slap City chad
>>731619909We're survivors, a dying breed
Op is fat retarded gay and schizo
OP last night I said I would download Slippi, you seem to be smashed and probably sleeping, next time bro, next time
>>731620091>pretends he's mad at me after tripping out on CIA MKULTRA controlled dreams every nightTherapy niggas where we athttps://youtu.be/gHkTLE44X1c?si=Na6CkRD9QjY7mR7p
>>731574296Just hurl bombs at them over and over and over until they stop.
>>731620343not a spam demonI'm a combo heroAgainst all oddshttps://youtu.be/b2-aM3Pu4gA?si=EeIFhL9RklLmhKJQ&t=118
>>731620425Every replay you posted looks like you're playing brawl
>>731620459*Smash 4cause I didn't need to get infected with melee cheats to win
>>731620553>*Smash 4Same shit
>>731620425If someone's hiding because they want to bait you, I think spamming a long range attack to get them to stop is totally acceptable.
My GameCube controller broke like 3.5 years ago and I never got a new one.
alright i downloaded slippi i have the rom and dolphin now I just have to know if I can play with a switch pro controller because I dont have any other controllers lmao
>>731620690Not all characters have a long range attack. They are simply hiding in a corner running away and shielding provoking you to attack because they are mere salad fingers hoping you would step into their realm of low mental activity hauntingnesshttps://youtu.be/b8whSfxs6GU
>>731620943>>731620991Just use whatever controller you have fuck the gamecube controller
>>731621054The game controller is godlikeYour finger either slip up or destroy other controllers
>>731621119Idestroyed every gamecube controller i ever had and I had tons. They're shit.
>>731621159Original?Not slop?Doubt.jpghttps://youtu.be/7GOoEwgGh5s?si=9wa6BoUdThNbkK-t
>>731621232Yes I never had one that wasn't original. There's always at least 1 little thing wrong with them too.
>>731621054A while back I went through the trouble of getting a Pro Controller set up for a single Ranked session, barely managed to get to Gold 1, then deleted everything, it didn’t feel very comfortable and I felt it was best to just stop.
idk how to set up slippi dolphin to be able to use the switch controoler fk
>>731621578normal dolphin i can set it up but slippi dolphin does some weird shit
Is ledge stalling the BJJ of fighting games?
OP is fat and gay
>>731601652The tripping pissed me off to no end ngl, I've only ever played it casually I might add
I fucking did it I set up the controller where u at OP
why does this game feel so slow wtf
>>731623213Wtf are you talking about
>>731583190So bronze got it
>>731574296>seshneck yourself
>>731578739oh please