>download fitgirl repack>fans begin to howl>command prompt blinks for a femtosecond >keyboard keys begin to vibrate >printer ink ejects like a cuttlefish, splattering my face>webcam turns on>my face appears on screen>race police break down my door and arrest me for being black
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>>731615716Who the fuck still pirates games in 2026?
>>731616260I have purchased only 5 games since 2018, and 3 of them were gifts.
>>731616260In BULLgaria and Northern Tartaria downloading game can take 5 - 15 years (3kps) ... therefore fitgirl allows us to be playing our fav. games (sins of solar empire, homm, etc) before summer solstice. many slavs and centrel asians consider fitgirl a national hero akin to Tito.
>>731615716>When I actually reread it and get the joke oh anon
>>731616260I do. Mostly games made by someone from a list of companies to which i will not give a single penny
Fitgirl (m.) was last seen 400lb and sweaty delivering clusterbomb payloads over south Kherson. Sources report buttplug was programmed to vibrate once every 5 repack downloads.
>>731616260Everyone with taste.
>>731616260The vast majority of modern game devs don't actually deserve any money lmao
>>731615716nobody cares you retarded shill
Other than fitgirl what's another place I can pirate PC games?I'm interested in a game called Hover Attack (basically a remaster of an old game) and I don't want to download Steam or make an account there
>>731617234If you come over to my house I will teach you. I live with my mother but her eyes and ears don't work anymore. Gala iela 8, Jelgava, Latvia
>>731615716Why
I believe everything OP says without question.
>>731615716shalom
>>731617234You don't care a about showing the games you play and beat?
>>731615716>keyboard keys begin to vibratehow to I unlock such power?
>>731616260the worse games get, the more i pirate
>>731617886Grab your desk and shake it.
>>731617886fitgirlrepacks.mx.ch.ru
>>731616260I know zoomies are too dumb to really torrent but its still a think people can do anon. WHy pay when you can get it for free?
>>731617986>>731618005many thanks ser, my prostate will never be the same
>>731615716>femtosecond
I don't even pirate games these daysthats how shit new releases are
>download game repack>unzip it>it just works without "setup">delete folder>game goes away without uninstalling it>no trace of it in windows' programms list to uninstallHow does this work? Why do setup.exe exist if you can unzip the game folder instead?
>>731618652Cyka blyat you don't do this you fuking bitch. You click setip.exe so we can install big strong bitcoin miner on your decadint amerikantysky machine, ok??
I just buy games on deep discount through Steam/GOG sales. Imagine having to go through all that to pirate games.
>>731618807>through all thatGOG installers are literally a single DDL link away
>>731615716>>command prompt blinks for a femtosecondbullshit. you eyes can only perceive reality in 30 fps
>>731618807Many innocent Yugoslavs have been perma-banned from Steam and GOG by the abhorrent Jews and Poles for no reason other than ancient biases and hatred. It's fucked up and no-one talks about it.
>>731618934Not true. The Latvian eye perceives "reality" (actually a Germano-Hungarian social construct) in 80000kps
Games prepacked in rar without installing > pirated games with setup.exe
>>731616260I have not paid for a video game since... 2015? 2016? Just been emulating and pirating.Whatever the moral arguments against it are, I don't care. Piracy is an objectively great way to save money. You really wanna complain about the price of groceries when you're paying to be entertained? Get real.
>>731619114real niggas do this but then buy 10 copies of the games they love that qualify as ART ... yes, i said it - REAL ART !!!
>>731615716I downloaded Pacman, is my computer supposed to have sparks and fire? I'm pretty sure my specs can run it.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/725353282/#725353282OP be like>stealing your joke and adding unfunny shit to it
>>731619326Yes frend the fire burns out the computer virus and kills the worm
>>731619392I pirated the joke
>>731616260I wish the scene still cared about cracking Denuvo.
>>731620063Well a bunch of recent cracks have turned up for some of the older versions, hence why dead space was doing the rounds on pirate sites recently.
>>731617234Have you tried google?
>>731619392sit
>>731621010Most of the recent "cracks" are basically non functional.
>>731616260Third worlders
>>731616260>Who the fuck still pirates games in 2026?All the non goys.
>>731618731Horosho
>>731616260Waste money on enough games you thought would be good and you start being tempted to download them for free. Also, it’s nice not having to fuck with launchers.
