>walking around Sector 7 slums with Tifa>”oh look, it’s Tifa!!”>”Hi Tifa!!!”>”hey Tifa remember me??”What did they mean by this??
>>731953767Aerith was a Flower Girl. You know what I mean. That house didn't pay for itself.
>>731953767Buy an ad
>>731953767it means that she's a fucking whore who has sucked and fucked every individual in sector 7 for the last 5 years to keep the lights on in seventh heavenyou already know this of course i but i appreciate you reminding everyone daily
>>731953948We know thatOne question is, why did Tifa decide to sleep with Johnny again in Costa del Sol? Did she really have to rub it in like that
>>731953948You could just say she’s a bartender, they’re usually all sluts who flirt with customers anyway
>>731953767a girl with that body who works in a bar definitely fucked for favors
>>731954983>favorsThe girl can punch peoples heads off. She doesn't need to trade with sexual acts.
>>731953767Was she Aerith's pimp?
>>731953767>>731953956Thanks for the ad, I'm gonna pirate all your content.
>>731953767For me it's Tifa's hair
Is it true that Aerith and Tifa both almost get raped in the new book they put out
>>731953767>another useless Final Fantasy VII thread
>>731953767why would you want to live in depressing city with no sunlight, full of crime, pollution and prostitution?
>>731956207They are not useless, I'm shilling FF7 nonstop for free.
>>731954064Johnny was getting a gf, she needed a last ride before he was taken
>>731956546Thats just the slums. Any city's poorest areas are depressing like that.
>>731955913My brother
>>731953767>slums>not repeatedly raped by hoardes of brown men and then strangled and set on fire, and possibly raped more
>>731957623That's what Aerith is for.
>mogs the rest of the cast
>>731955331she wanted to tho
>>731953767She's very pretty so lots of guys like her, but she only has eyes for her childhood friend. She's not depicted as a frivolous party girl; she's a revenge-driven freedom fighter who runs a bar as a front for a terrorist organization. She's also a trained martial artist capable of reducing a truck to scrap with punches and kicks, so there's no need for her to have her guard up with random "fans" either. She's a dangerous person with dangerous friends who hates Shinra and sympathizes with the oppressed people of the slums.But that's Tifa the Final Fantasy VII character. We rarely talk about her aside from complaining about how she handled Cloud's scrambled brain. We're here to talk about Tifa, star of my favorite hentai doujin where she jobs to faceless mooks and takes miles of dick. In before 'slap fight lol'
>>731953767They're trying to wake you up anon. The accident was not your fault
>>731957452But Tifa already had Cloud at that point. Why did she still need more experiences with other men?
>>731953767God I wish Tifa and Aerith would do this to me
>>731958956Her feelings for Cloud are predominantly just being happy that someone she knows is fucking alive.And then terror because he talks about Nibelheim like he was there and talked with her... when she KNOWS otherwise.
>>731959101No she didn't, Aeris was still holding Cloud's hand all the time and calling him her 'bodyguard'.
Tifa is a defeat slut
>>731953767How did Tifa get the money for her her own bar with a hidden basement hideout anyway?
>>731956546want?
>>731959101>CloudAerith’s property
>>731959556Can't wait for Scarlet to beat the shit out of her and put her in the gas chamber
>>731957734The Turks canonically work to prevent Aerith from being raped
>>731960151based
>>731959556cute girls
>>731959556>implying that Elena is a victorShe's the actual failgirl of the story tho
>>731961807Tifa needs help to face her alone though.
>>731955913I like long hair. It's a sign of fertility.
>>731955913>it intentionally looks like a dolphin tail in og>it's just long in Remake:////////
>>731955913>that trend a few years ago where blenderfags kept pumping out short-hair Tifa rendersTruly a dark time
>>731959418>Her feelings for Cloud are predominantly just being happy that someone she knows is fucking alive.Dead wrong. She had feelings for him ever since her mother died and he was the only one to stick with her to the end of her grief hike. Hence why she keeps going back to the whole "if I'm in trouble, you'll be there to save me" thing over and over. I swear to God motherfuckers just blahk out like zombies when it comes to this character in particular and just fill in the blanks with whatever>and then terrorTerror? Really??
>>731962242>it intentionally looks like a dolphin tail in ogNo it didn't, and wasn't.
Tifa is a used up whoreAerith is a used up whoreScarlet is a used up whoreJessie was a used up whore (but still cute)Yuffie is forever
>>731963527>Yuffie "hey soldier boy sucky sucky five dorra" Kisaragi of post-war uWutai
>>731963413You are incorrect, anon.
>>731963619You misunderstand, Yuffie would 100% say "hey solder boy sucky sucky five materia" but would then steal the materia. She would never actually have sex for a materia, let alone open her legs for 5 gil for a "fresh flower" like some slum harlot.
>>731963796>Yuffie would 100% say "hey solder boy sucky sucky five materia"Heh.
I really hope we've outgrown this
>>731964778Really? because the whole point of the scene is that Scarlett calls Tifa "stuck up", which is anime code for "I can't tolerate you being more attractive than I am"
>>731964984This is a childish and sexist reduction of two powerful female characters
>>731965023Scarlett is childish and sexist though.
>>731964984Scarlett is hotter than Tifa thoughbeit?
>>731965390Tifa doesn't have any plastic and is half her age.
Tifa is pathetic
>>731961807She's a Boss and Tifa is the second weakest of the party members. It's quite plausible she's stronger.
>>731959687paizuri
are you telling me this is an incomplete game?
>>731955913There are few things more beautiful than midnight black hair. I also like her really low ponytail, if you can even call it a ponytail
>>731965609Who's the weakest party member then
>me when generating slop fanfics of Tifa getting impregnated
>>731964778 Outgrown it? This slap is practically tradition at this point. It’s like the JRPG equivalent of a handshake. Let’s not pretend FFVII didn’t lean hard into soap opera dramatics-it’s part of the charm. It's goofy, it's over-the-top, but that's what makes it memorable. Also, admit it, the slap made you laugh the first time.
>>731953956
>>731967237>>731953956ewww imagine being into this haha
>>731959127Why, what would be fun about that?
>>731967237Seeing this pic makes me want to try to get a gf irl
>>731966610Cait Sith.
How come we can't have normal Tifa threads? Why is it always deranged shit?
>>731969948Tifa canonically prefers deranged men, if you think about it.
>>731953767Why didn't aerith know tifa if they only lived 200 feet apart
anybody have a link for this?
>>731953767Tifa is sector 7 bicycle
>>731970165Because Midgar is much larger, since the sectors are towns and Tifa wasn't supposed to be famous.
>>731953767>oh look, it’s "Tifa" the cheap whore ripped off from an actual 1993(=97-4) eroge and some Ayumi Ito's IRL illegal 14yo STUFF(plural), aka the secondhand fap material Nomura jizzed over 4yrs before ff7 even exists.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/720119167/#q720158848
>>731970402not canon
>that scene in Remake where Tifa gets off-screened by Rude after you beat his ass along with Reno's and drops the plate on Sector 7One job you pair of tits.
>>731972412What makes it especially non-canon for you?
>>731972623post it
>>731959687Maybe you should read the novel The Traces of 2 Pasts? She made money by baking because she had to pay off the medical debt and ended up making so much money she could afford to buy the bar
>>731963413Wrong. Tifa's motif is dolphin and her hair is designed to follow that. She akso has dolphin themed limit break
>>731974369>Tifa's motif is dolphinHa, no.
>>731973874https://youtu.be/Uh5kUyuHK1M?si=tl_jnPc3J2f5zES6&t=680
>>731974730>this is your heroine
Elena could beat Tifa in a 1v1 fight easily.
>>731975250Anyone could, so long as they know her weak points.
>>731975250Most fanartists seem to think so
"Tifa Lockhart, ex-WHORE 1st Class"
>>731975637
>>731975250Then why did the legendary most powerful martial artist in history Master Zangan seem to think otherwise?
>>731974906She's my jobber actually.
>>731975810Turks are built differently
>>731975810He thought wrong.
>>731975810You mean the same Zangan who hid like a little bitch when Sephiroth was laying waste to Nibelheim?
>>731975834understandable
>>731975902He was busy killing a dragon or something.
Is this a shipper thread, or are people being normal in here? Time to check.
>>731975931I for one am happy anons are posting Tifa defeat ryona
>>731953767She looks like a tranny in Rebirth. Her Remake model was perfect
>>731975931A jobber thread. I think they're pretty funny
>>731975931This is a shit on Tifa thread, apparently.>>731974730Every time Square touches this game it keeps getting worse and worse. Whole company should have been buried alongside The Spirits Within
>>731976124>This is a shit on Tifa threadRyona artists draw the girl they like getting beaten
>R-RUDE-SAMA? NO PLEASE DON'T OFFSCREEN M- ACK!
>>731976242Tifa is quite awesome, I don't think it's possible to hate her
KEK Why is there so much art of Tifa getting her ass kicked
>>731977197Probably Scarlet's fault.
>>731953767there is nothing gayer than workshopping a cuck fetish fanfiction on 4channel.org
>>731976242
>>731977197Tifa is a martial artist. She is a popular character. In the game she originates from she has a slapfight with the antagonist lady and player can let Tifa lose.
>>731977592You posted my art from 5 years ago :O
>>731977663I like it
>>731954064I know this is le funny NTR meme but she was talking to johnny about how cloud's episode and how weird it was because he "wasnt there", thats why she told cloud to go away.
>>731953767She had her fun now she's ready to bunker down with Cloud. What's wrong with that?
>her past is my business... or is it?
>>731977620Wonder how many players did it on purpose or just legitimately couldn't complete the minigame
>>731959418Wait didn't Cloud think he was Zack at that point?
>>731978418Debatable. Cloud did adapt Zack's role in Nibelheim flashback when he told it to the party in Kalm. But I don't think Cloud ever thought he was Zack and that he originated from Gongaga. Also Cloud didn't adapt Zack's positive and optimistic persona, instead Cloud put up a facade he (mentally 16 yo Shinra grunt because having spent 5 years comatose in Nibelheim mansion basament) thought 20-something Soldier would act like.He did pick up becoming mercenary after ditching Soldier from Zack speaking about it on their escape from Nibelheim to Midgar.But I wouldn't go that far as say Cloud thinking he was Zack.
>>731978343The minigames in FF7 were bit janky. Some players might have thought they needed to time the slap but actually you can win by just spamming the button. Same with the parade march, you don't need to time it and you can go unsync but if you kept spamming the button, the ratings would go up.
>>731978343>>731978692Also in Chocobo Racing there's a glitch that if you held down the shoulder buttons, you wouldn't run out of stamina. I completed the Chocobo races by simply changing the channel to watch TV whil holding down the buttons and I could just auto the races and win
>>731978692>a minigame potentially turned innocent kids into Tifa sadists because the controls were badly explained
>>731960296>Turks stop watching her because she finally got taken by Shinra>Hojo tries to breed her with Red XIII
>>731953767>HEY TIFA REMEMBER THAT TIME WE HAD SEX?what could they possibly mean by this?
>>731978857Characters in FF7 don't have sex. They breed through some other mechanics.
>>731978917Chocobos can't breed without having a nut
>>731978947Most organisms that reproduce sexually can't without a nut either.
>>731972148And Mario was a Popeye ripoff. Nobody really cares that things inspire people. If you made a game, you'd probably make some amalgam of a babe or 2 or 3 you liked in something else too, I'd wager.
What am I in for?
>>731979225Don't reply to schizoids.
>>731979226Adventure. I recommend not trying to 100% each area. For example the first hub Grasslands offers 2 Morph materia if you 100% the Chadley stuff but you don't actually need 2 Morphs. Check what Chadley offers and only do stuff enough to unlock the rewards you actually need.I recommend doing the excavation stuff for new recipes for armor and items.Completing the Proto Relic quest can wait after completing the story. The final of Proto Relic is fighting 2 summons simultaenously and it's best left after the main story. The after-story content Hard Mode also unlocks new battle challenges.For dating, if you going for certain character, make sure you do that character's green character side quests and check the affinity status to make sure they are in lead after Nibelheim current time. You can do other characters' side quests after the big date at Gold Saucer.The dog escort missions have superb song composed for it. The chicken quest final chicken is red herring, you won't need to bring it slowly all the way, there's a special enemy encounter that drives the chicken back home.Learn to use the free synergy defences and attacks. Go practice in random encounters so you understand how they work for bosses. It's too late to practice when you in pinch
>>731964778You'd best be joking, nigger
>>731979226>>731979417If you do gobble all the character side quests and rise everyone's affinity with duo moves (when you use them first time, the affinity with that character rises) the deciding tie-breaker will be between Tifa and Aerith. In that case the decision in Costa Del Sol, whom you go help decides your date.
>>731979524It's the guy who's been posting it for years. He stopped using the full pasta after getting laughed at for it
>>731955913>>731962242SE nerfing her hair was the biggest crime they committed.
>>731953767That happened with Aerith too
>>731979417How do I make sure to date Yuffie?
>>731979789Things that raise affinity: Character side quests (marked green), dialogue choices, using first time character related duo move. When Yuffie joins at Costa Del Sol, she also gets more side quests unlocked for her. After Costa Del Sol on your first visit to Gold Saucer you have mini date and all dateable characters are valid, the one with highest affinity will be your date. The big date happens after Nibelheim. The one that's in first minidate is indicator who has the highest affinity at that point but it can change through the coming chapters.So if you want Yuffie, make sure you say right things to her, do more of her side quests than other characters and unlock synergy moves with her and make sure you use them at least once.When the characters are standing around, they have color emojis with the circle filling around them. You can see their affinity score there.
>>731978418Yes and no.Cloud deluded himself (how much was him and how much was muh Jenova is open to interpretation) into believing that he never flunked out of being a SOLDIER.And so, because he WAS at Nibelheim as a Trooper and was confident he was a SOLDIER, he adopted a fairly coherent delusion with that in mind.>Cloud was assigned there>Cloud was a SOLDIER (this is false)>ergo Cloud must have been the SOLDIER assigned thereHe didn't "think he was Zack" so to speak. He was still Cloud, which is why his story also included his visit to his Mom's house. If you read the dialogue in that scene, he is clearly withdrawn there, like one might be if you went home and were embarrassed to have flunked out. That was the genuine memory, the only falsehood of which being that he was in Zack's uniform instead of his own.
>>731979891Got it, thanks
>>731980337she looks like her skin feels like memory foam, so soft
>>731979226Biggest turd since the remake.
>>731953767Tifas my ex
Reminder Tifa is made for BIC (Big Italian Cock)
sometimes i wish aerith had tifas body
>>731974730Truly amazing how bad this game is, and this fifteen minutes is a perfect display...From the shitty, pointless cutscene leading up to the battle, to the terrible combat and overly-long battle itself, followed by everybody's favorite ghost niggas, and, of course, Reno's embarrassing VA and dialogue.What a mess.
>>731983067Don't tell me you actually played the English dub?
>>731983495jap is a soulless language
>>731983495I don't speak Moon
literally just Tifa but blonde and short haired
>>731982613Based and true
>>731979709I imagine i'm not the only one who has almost forgot this design by now.OG Tifa is just not Tifa anymore and people will have this feeling of strangeness when looking at it.
>>731982645My schizo theory is that Tifa has Aerith's body. They had to redesign a ready model Tifa to fit global standards suddenly at the last minute of development, so they transferred Aerith's ready model onto Tifa and gave Aerith a generic NPC one. It would explain why Tifa now has an ass and an hourglass body, while Aerith doesn't fit her clothes' purpose.
>tifa thread>90% pornmy aerith could never
>>731953767for me its legal age of consent Yuffie
>>731953767>What did they mean by this??she's their barwoman
>>731979583That is a very laughable opinion, I'm glad people make fun of it.
>>731979226Kino music
>>731962242Huh, I never noticed that.>>731974623https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Waterkick_(Final_Fantasy_VII)https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Dolphin_Blow_(Final_Fantasy_VII)
They wouldn't hate if she wasn't great
>>731979226Unironically single player Mario Party. The amount of functioning mini games in this game is insane. Also an ok combat system and great music. Worse graphics than the previous game because they swapped engines and UE 4 leaks light everywhere.Story is whatever. Middle part of a story turned unintelligible with time janny nonsense.I liked it. Couldn't be fucked with the super bosses though. The combat system is just too fucking jank when you put stress on it.Beat that one fucked arena fight with the dozen tonberries and was kinda done with this shit after.
>>731987931I refuse to criticize SE for putting shit content in these games. The blame is entirely on the player who should know not to play the side content. You will ALWAYS see me posting multiple times in these threads to make clear it's the players fault and not SEs.
>>731987931I forgot to mention the Chadley spam. This game needs a "Don't waste my time" mod like XCom 2 had where all the pauses and animations and button holds were cut out. Game would be 10 hours shorter.
>>731953767>>731987931the big question is. would you still marry a woman like this ?
>>731988026I don't even hate the mini games though. Sure, some can be annoying but on average I liked most of them. And except for a few they aren't all that hard.Piano was hard as balls but also super satisfying to pull off. Also as you said, it's all optional.
>>731988026Jimbo...
>>731988331Isn't he that guy who makes fun of the faggot who wanted the Tifa Scarlet slapfight removed from remake?
>>731988604Yes and it pisses me off
>>731987512Yes
>>731988604>>731988617Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>731988617Why? This is pathetic. I like that someone is making fun of it.
>>731988907I have told you countless times to STOP making fun of this tweet.
>>731988617>>731988851>>731988942You're literally in your 40s and stepping up to bat for another old man who thinks the slap fight is problematic even though you disagree with him. You are an autistic schizo.
>>731989018I think >>731988942 and >>731988617 are the shitposter strawmanning and falseflagging
>>731989553I think >>731989018 is true and your deflection instead of rebuttal speaks volumes.Are you in your 40s?Are you stepping up to bat for another old man who thinks the slap fight is problematic even though you disagree?Are you autistic?Fail to answer and I think we can all come to our own conclusions.
>>731989798From here it looks like you mad a mistake thinking we'd hate someone for making fun of this take >>731988907Gonna keep dodging >>731989727?
>>731989727Who's "we"?
>>731989895What, you think this is just two people talking to each other and nobody else cares? But that ruins my everyone is laughing at him narrative, and I really need that to not feel like an obsessed loser who is mad over nothing.
>>731989894>Gonna keep dodging >>731989727Seems like it
i only posted the pasta as a falseflag
>>731991492Don't worry, as usual only one person cared and started chimping out. The funny thing is he's in his 40s and very autistic. Why he isn't ok with this take >>731988907 being made fun of is anyones guess. He gets off on women being beaten so you'd think he's join in making fun of it.
>>731982613>they actually printed the screenshot with minimal mosaic censorship instead of just writing about itthese italians sure love their tifa
>>731974730What the fuckI clearly remember in the original FF7 Rude's gimmick was that he dropped his spaghetti whenever he saw Tifa because he was in love with her, and in boss fights he would never target her and skip turns if she was alone
>>731953948That's kinda hot though.
>>731992694In Remake Rude only uses non-damaging Spock pinch on Tifa to put her asleep. In Rebirth Tifa is surprised Rude attacking her and Rude apologizes and says the situation demands it
>>731993158>Nooooo I lost my woman card!!!
>>731975921>>731975637>>731975770>>731975863Futa sluts need a beat down
>>731967237Unironically how do you make this in Blender? Where do you start?
>>731993273When Cloud and Tifa are climbing the pillar, Reno and Rude are in helicopter. Reno is about to shoot at Tifa with the chopper's machinegun but Rude notices it and yanks the chopper off so that Reno would miss
why are turks so strong
>>731993778>Does that mean picrel is canon?That's Rude fucking her so no.>>731993696Because they show their faces. Notice how soldier grunts from FFV onwards always wear helmet/mask covering their face or at least their eyes they are push overs. But when enemy shows face and personality, they are boss tier
>>731993778Wtf does that watermark mean? How am I supposed to find the artist from a single moonrune?
>>731994083That says something about life I think
>>731953767Sex with Jessie
>>731965609Blonde Tifa is a jobber on the genetic level.
>>731995428Elena and Scarlet, the antagonist ladies are blonde while Tifa and Yuffie have dark hair and Aeith has brown hair.In the chinese produced Monster Hunter movie all the american soldiers bar the captain played by Milla Jovovich get killed early. The prison break movie series starring Sylvester Stallone also moved to chinese production in later parts and in the final one chinese characters were leading the show while Stallone was supporting and Stallone's wife got killed by the antagonist gruesomely.The bug people treat non-bug people less than humans
>>731994318sounds like a skill issue just find it lol
>>731995428Because of her Tifa genes?
>>731995764found it and it sucked, tits way too small to be tifa
>>731982613>cartoon hot
>>731977942Why is she bitching about her boyfriend to her ex?
>>731979226Expensive shit. Should have bought the original.
Tifa's just mid. There, I said it.
>>731982434She should bully my cock with her feet.
>>731953767Bros... I love this game so much.
it's wild how FF7R threads on this board always manage to be worse than XIV and gachashit
>>731953767P U T A
>>731997923There's only 2 mentions of j*mbo this time, so this is actually one of the best Final Fantasy VII threads that has ever been made. You're right though, they're always bad. Probably because it's just the same people over and over again, making the same exact posts. There's nothing new, just the same old stuff with the same old people, and the guy who likes VII the most (but actually ends up shitposting about it the most too) really hates a post he read on Reddit 5 years ago, and now everyone must suffer. He's literally Barry, but for VII. Comparatively, live service games have new things to talk about, so even if it's just the same people over and over again, at least the conversation moves forward via period releases of content. This doesn't happen for Final Fantasy VII. Even the "new" content is just old content. It's a Remake, after all.
>>731998210It's funny that everyone knows there's only the same two dozen people or so in every single thread all saying the same things but there's still that guy fighting for his life to make sure the thread goes his way as if 7R's success lives or dies by these threads.I suppose that's why he's so easy to rile up.
>>731998653Meds>>731998718True
I was going to ask if these games where worth it on discount but after skimming this thread I've decided that the games either make people profoundly retarded or you have to be profoundly retarded to enjoy them.
>>731998653It's not him. It's one of his stans from /ffg/ who's a Yoshi-Pisser with a word salad motor mouth.
>>731998767>MedsHere you go. Feel better now?
>>731998653I guess that's 3 mentions, now. And no, I'm not him. I just know that you're obsessed with him. You do this every Final Fantasy VII thread. >>731998718It really is like that.
>>731998210>He's literally Barry, but for VII.I'm so glad more people are starting to nooticeDid you see the post about how to make him expose himself? It works like magic
>>731953767that is my dead wifes friend
>>731999009This post didn't make 7R sell any better, I'm sorry. Maybe you should have said something good about the game instead of shizoposting about imaginary enemies, but I ask too much of the 7R fandom.
>>731999031I did, yeah. Pretty wacky but unfortunately true stuff.
>>731998653>17 and a half hours after the thread was made>like clockworknot a bright one are ya
Also Redditbirth flopped and sold less than 1m.
>>731999216Wait until you see the guy who has memorized every jimbo post from every website there is going back six years
>>731999216Hey don't say anything mean about people who are obsessed with Jimbo. You might hurt his stalkers feelings.
>>731998653>Where is your buddy Barry, by the way?You can summon Barry by shitposting about FFXV. Try it, it usually works.
>>731953767>McDonald's cashier recognizes me at the drive-through window>"wow you must be having sex with them"
>>731999216Yup, it's true. I'm not him. I just know that you're obsessed with him. Someone recently pointed some things out, and now I've noticed. Doing a quick ctrl + F for mentions of "j*mbo" lets you know whether or not Remake's version of Barry is in the thread or not. If there are zero mentions, he's not here. If there are only a couple mentions, he's here, but he's not upset. If there are several mentions, Remake's Ba7Ry is here, and he is very upset. You've already added 2 instances to the word count. That's double the amount in only 10 posts. You are becoming extremely upset, extremely quickly. We still have half the thread left to go, too.
>>731999368Barry cant stand the thought of someone criticizing XV. Theres another guy who feels the same way about 7R. We call him ba7ry
>>731999520kek that's good
Sorry, but Tifa is for turning Cloud into a dad.
>>731998979I refunded and got Metaphor instead. The game awards were right.
>>731999396was she hot? did you fug her?
>>731953948Based. Every single woman should do this before becoming a wife and raising a family. Why? Because it gives her valuable experience which she will use to please (You). I'm not joking, I only date or have sex with sluts and ex-prostitutes.
>>731999452This you?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22reddit%20post%20from%205%20years%20ago%22/
>>731999725Man you don't have much of a life do you>>731999109lmao for real
>>731999725What causes someone to become like this? Was it perhaps... a Reddit post from 5 years ago?
>>731998718You have been vindicated by the poster who seems to be treating this thread like discord.
>>731999396>"mega hot tavern girl that everyone wants to be with waved at me! she wants me, heh">she was lugging around some extremely hot muscle head Aryan dude with an incomprehensibly massive "sword" on his back>jobbers and shitters from the slums actually think they have a chance with the monk who could OHKO them just because they are regulars at the tavern and she's polite to themIt's even worse in this case because the muscle head doofus is literally the boy next door she grew up with, that saved her life twice without her even knowing it, and she's thought about seeing him again ever since he left her the first time and so now she never lets him out of her sight (he's a psychopath and will kill you). It takes a special kind of incel to think that this girl could possibly have eyes for anyone, but him. He literally tries to kill her and she's sopping wet for him the moment she wakes up from the whole ordeal.
>>731999520>ba7ryYou have summoned my presence, tiny little creature. What do wish of me?
I was really hoping the thread quality would improve with the influx of new customers from Switch 2 :/
>>73200007223,000 copies bros...
>>731965410Yeah, and Scarlet is still hotter.
20,000 people found out this week that the best looking game on the switch 2 is a boring slog
>>732000072>>732000109>t.barryThe coping and seething is delicious. :)
They will get their happy ending this time, trust.
>>732000317Very, very true.
>>732000234I still don't understand why they release it alone. Now Rebirth will flop catastrophically again on Switch and part 3 will never even get a chance. They should have waited to release the entire trilogy bundle.
>>732000040The slumrats probably don't have any chance with Tifa now that Cloud is in her life, but Tifa spent years selling her body out of Seventh Heaven to make ends meet, freely advertising that the good are for sale with her alcohol and her attire.
>>732000317they have so much in common its uncanny, maybe its barry himself after deciding 7r was good after all
>>731999725Hey, I recognize that /ffg/ shitpost....I'm the guy who he's mad about! Just because of some Final Fantasy posts....Pretty funny. For some reason, the shitposter in that image sees Final Fantasy in his nightmares. Maybe it's because I said XIII is better than XVI. And he's obsessed with this fabricated namefag theatre, instead of discussing video games.Saturday morning and this is their reality instead of posting vidya....
>>732000376>#1 for over a weekUh, Barry sissies? I don't feel so good... :(
>>732000403They probably wanted to but rebirth did so poorly they had to hit the emergency button that says "beg tendies to save us"
>>732000503Hammy personally attentiong the nintendo store launch was unironically a humiliation ritual
>>732000501>YEARS of boasting about "millions" of sales>reduced to unironically pretending 7k is anything but total barry victory
>>732000609Let's see XV's Switch 2 launch sales
>>732000435>obsessed with posters from different websites>screams their names into the void every thread>spends his entire life defending his favorite video game from all forms of criticism>makes multiple threads per day to spread his narrative>his threads that actually take off end up just becoming schizo threads where he runs down his list of Nathan and whoever else from GameFAQs or Twitter over and over again>ends up having the opposite effect as intended, souring the name of the game he is trying to shill instead of sweetening itThe only thing that's missing is the sales obsession, but I think that's only because Rebirth didn't even have a sales announcement, so it's a fight he can't win.
>>732000652This is what youre reduced to... so sad>>732000703Oh hes not going to like this LOL
>>732000403They saw the Steam reviews for Remake destroying Stillbirth and are trying to trick people again. Too bad for them that negative word of mouth has already spread far and wide.
>>732000629I'm gonna make Tifa lose on purpose
>>732000748Nothing wrong with defending a game you like, but if you are 100% unwilling to give even an inch then you aren't here to discuss, you're just being a Barry. I think >>732000703 explains it well.
>>732000794That's what Tifa would've wanted
Can you believe there are guys out there who dont want tifa and scarlet to have their slapping match in remake? I hope they get made fun of
>>732000906Anyone making fun of those people is based>>732000841Well said
>>732000748Ba7ry is pathetic. All these years he must have been studying Barry like a trainee looking up to their master.
>>732000652This is all I've got. >t. still not Barry
>>732000906Those "people" can't even be considered to be men
>>732000703Why do you hang out in Remake threads just to shitpost and samefag, Barry? Do you have nothing better to do with your time? Is there no room in your shriveled, black heart for love of any game?
>>732001072>over 3 million downloadsNot bad but our current estimate for eshop remake downloads is 4 million in Japan alone.
>>731956546Depends. Are the prostitutes at least cheap and is the service at least decent? Whores in my city continue to raise prices while also giving the most mediocre dog shit service you will ever receive to the point where I'd honestly opt for just staying home and jerking off instead 9/10 times.
>>732001120Maybe they're Scarlet haters
>>731956546If the prostitutes look like Tifa and Aerith, I think I could manage.
>>732001146Barrys love for a game is how we got into this mess. And somehow a 7R fan decided to live the same way
>>731953767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxU2UjAjN24
>>732000703This sounds absolutely crazy. There's no way someone like this actually exists. Clearly (You) are the schizo here...and yet you seem to have somehow struck a nerve with someone. Curious. Very curious indeed.
>>732000703Saved for future deployment
Generals go on /vg/
>>732000461>jpgHey, this looks pretty nice. Too bad the game is actually shit.
>>732000841>sensei... what do I do if anon calls me a retard?>that's simple, my son. take a name from a forum post you disagreed with 10 years ago and accuse everyone of being them
>>732001368LMAO
>>732001368That's just stupid enough to work.
the impossible choice
>>732001346This is a containment thread. Ever notice how the quality of every thread improves when Demake niggers get their daily goon general?Just stop by and say something to trigger their insecurities every once in a while and talk about things you like elsewhere.Rebirth sold less and lost every award to Metaphor btw.
Alright, who's who here? I know thetrueoskar is here. And he was right. Oh how he was right.
>>732001330You don't have to believe me, but you can believe your own eyes. Next time you're scrolling through a VIIR thread and someone seems to be dismissing EVERY post with a criticism, just try it for yourself and see how it goes. Maybe they'll answer normally, but 9/10 you're get an insane response and deflection. That's when you'll see for yourself.
>>732000376>>73200050120m sales update for Remake and Rebirth is incoming. Barry already said he would commit seppuku if that ever happens. I hope was lying, because we wouldn't want out little, brown friend to hurt himself, now would we?
>>732001940>shipped>digitally sold>both versions combined>including free PS+ downloadsWhat a fumble. And they can't even lie about Rebirth selling well, just how bad was it?
>>732001737surely there's no way she can lose
>>731986274that watermark is a bit small, would be a shame if people didn't know who made this, here I improved it a bit
>>732002541blame twitter jeets who crop and repost stolen images for engagement
>>731987441I am loving the costume mods. kek
>>732001940Barry wasn't lying. It would be great if Barry and Jimbo were gone. They don't have lives anyway, so nobody would miss them.
>>732001591>>732001591>Rebirth sold less and lost every award to Metaphor btwBarry predicted this
>>732003261Uh oh, Stinky is still mad that Metaphor flopped.Listen here, buddy boy. It is not our fault that turnchud boomers don't buy games. :3
>>732003025I've been a staunch advocate for limiting the internet to Europe, the Anglosphere and East Asia for many years.
>>732003261Embarrassing
What Is The BA7RY Test?Firstly, who is Barry? Barry is a XV fan who combs 4chan for posts criticizing XV to reply to. In his mind, every criticism of XV is wrong, no matter how big, small, reasonable or unreasonable. It's all wrong, and he will set you straight on that matter.Unfortunately, FFVIIR has its own Barry, named BA7RY, who acts in the same way. He's hard to miss. Do you suspect he's ITT? Then apply the BA7RY test. It's simple!Just ask him: "What would be a valid criticism of VIIR?"Barry would never criticize XV, even slightly. And BA7RY will never criticize VIIR either. This simple test lets you know if you're talking to a reasonable person who is capable of discussion, or a wall of fanboy autism who will never give an inch and is only here to tell you that you're wrong wrong wrong!If your anon replies reasonably, he passes the BA7RY test. If he immediately chimps out and starts screaming about boogymen, BINGO! That's a BA7RY! After all, Barry's favourite tactic was to call everyone Nathan. Because only one person ever called out Barry, right?Try it yourself!
>>731989894>it looks like you mad a mistakeNever reply in distress
>>732003261Kek
>>732003748>Barry is disobeying janny orders by reposting thisUh oh... >>732000703
>>732003748Damn this pasta really struck a nerve. Saved!
>>732003221Barry is already gone, I haven't seen him in months. Jimbo I have never heard of so you're right I wouldn't miss whoever that is.
>>732003480>turnchud boomers don't buy gamesThey worst thing about it is that they get butthurt, when developers refuse to go bankrupt by catering solely to their needs. Manbaby turn-chuds are truly some of the dumbest people on the planet. kekekekek
>>732000751Yep he lost it as predicted lol>>732003748Based, make him squirm
https://www.digitaltoday.co.kr/news/articleView.html?idxno=620767Eve continues to completely mog Tifa and Tifa's game.
>>732003480Yep, Metaphor flopped hard. Will Sega ever recover?
>>732003261AHAHHAHAHAH
>>732004520As another anon pointed out, Sega won't recover, until they figure out that turn niggers don't buy games.
>>732003261>mfw barry won>again
>>732003480I personally didnt play metaphor because the player character looks like a cross dressing turbo faggot. Couldnt care less if it was turn based, real time, or a first person shooter.
>>732003748>ban evades>reposts deleted copy-pasta butthurtStop breaking the rules, friend. :)
>>732004769Yeah, the setting is also pretty lame, now that you mention it.
>>732003748Based ban evader making the flopbirther seethe uncontrollably
>>732004769I like Rebirth more but Metaphor had good songs like the battle theme with rapping monk, rival candidate battle theme, Grand Trad city theme and the song that played in the second story dungeon
>>731982613
>>732003748bumpan for visibility
>>732004279Jimbo's the one forcing his Bar7y boogeyman again from several years ago while samefagging along with Larry's help this time. He's the one in every thread doing the "leno valid criticism/we need more sales" pastas.
>>731982613>porno attacco
>>732005491The demoralizing tactic from the trannitors allowing chronic, blatant trolling, raiding other boards, shitting everywhere - all while ADMITTING to it - seems to have worked, because why none of you haven't gathered together to raise hell on IRC about this and other bad actors here is beyond me.
Tifas english va sucks clearly. That whisper mumbling shit was annoying
>>731996910because woman?
>>732003748He's doing it! He's started nathanposting, just like barry would
>>732005592>samefagging with someone elseSo... not samefagging, got it.Maybe its time to accept more than one person has noticed youre a sad loser schizo ba7ry
>>732004418Eve >>> Tifa
>>731953767WHAT WILL THE TITLE OF PART 3 BE?That is the kost important thing to talk about right now. I have a gut feeling that the title will be Final Fantasy VII Relive! :)))
>>732006031After seeing the sub 80 score for Rebirth on Steam I decided to get either Stellar Blade and Stranger of Paradise instead.
>>732006212Final Fantasy VII: BA7(RE)
>>732006271Good thinking
>>732005964>ba7ryWE ARE BA7RY. WE ARE LEGION.
What different things would a Tifa plush doll say when squished?
>>732006271The score on Steam is only so low because of all the bloat and bad story telling and dei. If you ignore all that it's a solid game. It's UE4 so even poorfags like you can play it.
>>731999396>Literal red light district/slums>Works at a bar>McDonaldCome on
>>732005964Two people can samefag and shitpost separately while working together, tranny. No need to be disingenuous and insecure.
>>732006212Reclaim, Return(s), Relive, Revive or Re:Make 357 Days Part 1.VII Final Re:MixChoose one. It will likely be the option that phonetically sounds best in Japanese.
>>732003261
>>732006453>Now it's my turn!>My scar. That proof enough?>Oh my god, this make-up and this dress!>I'm sick of all of it!>Finger my pussy harder, daddy.>Harder Cloud!>Spill the beans, or I'll smash them.
>>732006453>Worked up a good sweat!>Would kill for a shower.
>>731953956I admire Aerith/Tifa shippers for how much they miss the point, if they're sexually involved with each other at any point it'll be to mutually run a girl-train on Cloud
This thread reeks of loneliness and autism
>>732008106I'm really not ok with grown men who are shippers being made fun of
>>732007738>>732007839And how would you trigger the Tifa doll's voicelines?
>>732007904kek
>>731979226Boredom with an ok card game
>>732007219its going to be Reunion if they have even a single fucking brain cell working on this project. which means they will go with one of those shitty names instead
>>732007904Why didn't it take off her clothes if shes the one holding it?
Tifa ball
>>731979226Pure kino. Rebirth is one of the best games ever made.
>>732008406squeeze her abs
>>732008795Why does casting bolt hit enemies instead of the one holding it? Great question anon.
>>732009210Thank you so much, you don't know how much I needed to ses this
>>732007994>Talks about missing the point>misses the point of fucking porn of all thingsretard
>>732009426She clearly wasn't casting anything on him though, so why did it take his clothes off?
>>732009558We may never know, much to the chagrin of aspies who need everything to be explained
>>731953767why was squall so mean to quistis at the secret spot? do japs really think neglecting your insanely hot 18 yo former teacher is heroic?
What am I in for?I played the Eidos port back in 2002 and didn't get very far, I think I left the Gold Saucer.
>>732008795
>>732010456Squall has Asperger's. He saw Quistis would be a millstone around his neck and wanted none of it.>heroic?VIII turned every RPG trope, tradition and convention on their head on purpose. In this case Squall is the usually villainous mercenary for money wearing black and Seifer is the romantic hero with ideals and dreams wearing white.
>>732012727>.jfif.jpgtake your own screenshots scrubif you beat the game you can be at that moment with her in that outfit in under 10 minutes
>>732011960Someone once told me that 7R fans would just wait for the next part and not think about it it the intrim but it turns out they need several good news stories every day to maintain a constant state of hype
>>732011776This one is much better. Nobody wants to see Cloud naked, but we all want to see Aerith in her birthday suit... :D
>>732012859well we expected it to be announced by now for a 30th anniversary release
>>732012859>>732011960Hamaguchi is talking A LOT lately. We will certainly get a title reveal and a reveal trailer within the next few weeks.
>>732012961If you told me years ago that this wouldnt be done until 2027 Id have called you a doomer. And here we are.
>>732013062SNOYs said they won E3 2015 because of the remake teaser trailer lolthat was so fucking long ago
>>732013056>We will certainly get a title reveal and a reveal trailer within the next few weeks.Probably at the State of Play on the 12th of February. Keep your eyes peeled.
>>731999679ok rabbi
>>732013062Current development is 3 years per game. That is actually excellent. Creative Studio I is by far the most productive internal Square Enix studio.
>>731959101>But Tifa already had Cloud at that point. Why did she still need more experiences with other men?You only see that scene if you leave Tifa out of your party. Meaning she's jealous or wants to get one last good one in, or thinks that Cloud doesn't like her.
>>732013374Agreed. I used to think it was doomer talk, now I think it's a huge win for SE and the fans.
>>732013438>or thinks that Cloud doesn't like her.it's true. cloud loves aeris at that point in time
>>732003748I've seen him many times but didn't know that was his name, thank you
I think FFXV sucks.
>>732002328Well you know how it ends https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9741355&tags=zmsfm+tifa_lockhart+https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9133908&tags=zmsfm+tifa_lockhart+
>>732013943>I think FFXV sucks.Indeed. It is easily the worst Final Fantasy. Just look at this garbage combat.
>>732009539Yuri stinky
>>731953948Tifa is a wholesome virgin waiting for her prince. Jessie is the whore.
>>731999679I can imagine Cloud coping this way about Tifa, being probably the 20th guy to cream her pussy.
>>732013438>Meaning she's jealous or wants to get one last good one inmakes sense, cloud can't satisfy her the same way. she can settle for him but it just won't be the same.
>>732011960the only way hamaguchi can improve this scene and REDEEM himself after the disaster that was rebirth is to have tifa make cloud cum multiple times stroking and sucking him off while he is unconscious in the wheelchair.
>>732012942I'm pretty sure Aerith, Tifa, Jessie, and Yuffie all want to see Cloud naked
>>732015638>only the 20thHow many people visit Seventh Heaven? Does it really have so few regulars and passersby?
>>731954983With that body she didnt need to
>>732015996 Depends on how many are Avalanche regulars vs random Midgar drifters. That place probably sees its fair share of Shinra grunts off duty too, especially if they’re oblivious to what’s happening in the basement. Tifa’s keeping her head down and her bar open in Sector 7, and considering how popular her place looks in Remake, the number’s probably higher than 20. Maybe low triple digits if you’re going full doomer mode.
>>732011960Aerithbros...
>>732016993that's part of the depressed milkman timelinewe're going for the golden ending here
>>731953956Would they have unironically agreed to a threesome?
>>732018260Mako poisoning gives girls the ick, so no cloud had no chance
>>732018539explain this then
>>732018260>Would they have unironically agreed to a threesome?It already happened.
>reduced to being a practice dummy for low level generic enemieshow humiliating
>>732018643tifa is a freak there is nothing to explain
>>732018751giwtwm
>>731965609In the original game Elena has a high kick attack that can kill a party member in one hit. One of the more bizarre things in the game that you probably would never see if you don't sandbag a little bit.
>>731953767why are her boobs different size every 10 minutes? I know psx did it because of early 3d jank era but this is stupid.
>>732019701Maybe the turks should be the one saving the world if they're so competent
>>732008708>Reunionmakes perfect sense especially in the context of timelines collapsing or converging and you as a player getting the chance to rewrite a new one by killing sephy and multiverse god (hope they make him look like nomura).
>>732008708They already used Reunion for Crisis Core. >>732006212ReMAKEReBIRTHReCREATE or ReNEW or some such synonym type word.
>>732008708>its going to be Reunion>>732020901>makes perfect sense
>>731980602>>731980337for blacks, of course. And before you report this post, remember that Epstein would agree with me.
>>732022735who is epstein?
Is playing any of these games worth it if you already know the story?
>>732023770Most people agree the gameplay is pretty fun. The thing people don't agree on is whether or not the story and its changes are good.
>>732022735>not even a reply to anything, just mentions niggers out of nowhereI hate indians and trannies so much
>>731953767She's clearly not a virgin by the time she reunites with Cloud in Midgar. She would have had no reason to think that she would see Cloud again after Nibelheim's destruction, and it had been over half a decade since their water tower promise, so their chances of meeting back up again were slim to none, so it's not like she would have been consciously saving herself for Cloud or something. An attractive, outgoing 20-year-old girl with a large social circle, and has a job where she is chatted up all day by guys? She got her cherry popped within her first year in Midgar, easy, and that's if it didn't already happen at some point in Nibelheim after Cloud left. She was clearly popular amongst her peers, and based on her choice of dress during the flashback, wasn't exactly modest or shy. In the OG, she definitely seemed like she had a history with Johnny that goes beyond just being friends, even if it was just a brief fling they had at some point. I would buy Aerith still being a virgin though, just because of the constant Shinra surveillance, and the fact that her social circle seems to consist of Elmyra and some kids and shopkeepers in Sector 5, and she spends most of her time tending to flowers.
>>731999396lmfao
>>732023770Yes because the remake trilogy is a sequel and not actually a remake. Every interaction between sephiroth and Aerith basically confirms this is a post-advent children sephiroth.>>732013056Im really concerned they are going to fuck up the landing, im replaying OG right now and i feel like theirs still a TON of stuff they have to cover. And im not talking about minor shit like bone village
>>732025591>the remake trilogy is a sequelWe will only know for sure once Part 3 has released.
>>731953948I mean they've never hidden what an alluring hostess she is.
>>731953956>>731967237>>731963796my wives are so pretty <333
>>732011960Reminder genki is a well known gooner who hates Aerith and only talks about her when SE relentless promotion leaves him no choice.
>>732026541Not the anon, but regardless of what the twitter retard says the tifaxcloud lifestream sequence is pretty fucking important to the plot.
>>732026808You mean the Cloud finds himself, Tifa comes along sequence? Also, why would genki lie to us, bro?
>>732026541i don't know who that is
>>732026987are you one of those mentally ill aerith shippers? Sorry bud but she is exclusively for BZC. ( big zack cock)
shit thread, post in-game Tifa
>>732029541My beloved.
>>731966340>There are few things more beautiful than midnight black hair.Well, except for brown hair. Or blonde hair. Or red hair. Basically any non-black hair is better than black hair, now that I think about it.
>>732016993Aerith and Zack are both going to take part in the LS sequence. Cloud's identity crisis isn't really a big revelation anymore and between Remake & Rebirth they've already spoiled nearly every big revelation from the original LS sequence. It's definitely going to be different from the original.
>>732021978This isn't the gotcha you think it is considering>final fantasy vii and crisis core: final fantasy viiAre exactly as similar as>final fantasy vii reunion and crisis core: final fantasy vii reunion
>>732023567one of 4chan's moderators>>732024072it's ok, chud. He was one of the real ones.
